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08 Jun 07 - 09:33 AM (#2071361) Subject: Lyr Req: Momma won,t dance From: Hag Looking for lyrics to 'Your Llama Won't Dance', a parody on 'Momma Won't Dance'. Thanks Hag |
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08 Jun 07 - 09:46 AM (#2071376) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Momma won,t dance From: Peace It was either written or sung by Rick Duncan. If you Google "Your Llama Won't Dance" in the quotation marks, you'll be taken to two sites, one of which may have the lyrics. Thing is, I keep getting timed out when I try to open them. |
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08 Jun 07 - 08:15 PM (#2071853) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Momma won't dance/llama won't dance From: Joe Offer Any luck yet? |
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08 Jun 07 - 09:37 PM (#2071882) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Momma won't dance/llama won't dance From: The Fooles Troupe Both links lead to same page. Your Momma Don't Dance" Based on the performance by Loggins and Messina "Your Llama Won't Dance" Parody by Rick Duncan Your llama won't dance And your donkey won't try to bowl Your llama won't dance And your donkey won't try to bowl When Letterman's around And your pet should start to clown The tricks they blow Right on the show Well, your friends all say That you got the most insane old hen And your goat is so great When he balances a plate right then So you make a big decision To go on the television with your wren And you attend Then they give you pause Your llama won't dance And your kitty won't spin the bowl Your llama won't dance And your bunny stays in his hole When Letterman's around And your pet should start to clown The tricks they blow Right on the show You pull out all the dog treats And beg for him to bark They go to a commercial Cause he whizzes on his mark You're just about to slug him When he cuts the cheese There's a lens in your face And then a guy says "Off of my set, loser!" Puppy, you're comin' with me And no more T.V. Your llama won't dance And your parrot won't play his role Your llama won't dance And your hamster won't climb the pole When Letterman's around And your pet should start to clown The tricks they blow Right on the show The tricks they blow Right on the show The tricks they blow Right on the show |
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08 Jun 07 - 09:45 PM (#2071886) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Momma won't dance/llama won't dance From: Q (Frank Staplin) Don't know why I wasted my time on this. It's garbage! Your Momma Won't Dance based on performance by Loggins and Messina "Your Llama Won't Dance" parody by Rick Duncan Your llama won't dance And your donkey won't try to bowl Your llama won't dance And your donkey won't try to bowl When Letterman's around And your pet should start to clown The tricks they blow Right on the show. Well, your friends all say That you got the most insane old hen And your goat is so great When he balances a plate right then So you make a big decision To go on television with your wren And you attend. Then they give you pause Your llama won't dance And your kitty won't spin the bowl Your llama won't dance And your bunny stays in his hole When letterman's around And your pet should start to clown The tricks they blow Right on the show You pull out all the dog treats And beg for him to bark They go to a commercial Cause he whizzes on his mark You're just about to slug him When he cuts the cheese There's a lens in your face And then a guy says "Off of my set, loser!" Puppy, you're comin' with me And no more T. V. Your llana won't dance And your parrot won't play his role Your llama won't dance And your hamster won't climb the pole When Lettermann's around And your pet would start to clown The tricks they blow Right on the show The tricks they blow Right on the show The tricks they blow Right on the show Who is letterman? |
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08 Jun 07 - 09:46 PM (#2071887) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Momma won't dance/llama won't dance From: Q (Frank Staplin) So Foolstroupe sucked into this too. |
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09 Jun 07 - 08:13 AM (#2072070) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Momma won't dance/llama won't dance From: The Fooles Troupe Many of those parodies on that site are not all that great - they seem to be mostly 'written to order' apparently so that the site can have a parody on each song they want as 'fair use' or something... |
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09 Jun 07 - 11:54 AM (#2072200) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Momma won't dance/llama won't dance From: Geoff the Duck I assume David Letterman host of one of the US late night chat/entertainment/novelty shows. Quack! GtD. |
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09 Jun 07 - 06:09 PM (#2072394) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Momma won't dance/llama won't dance From: Peace We do what we do to make folks who request things happy. |