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Old Folkers never die, they just...?

27 Jun 07 - 04:10 PM (#2088498)
Subject: Old Folkers never die they just.........
From: GUEST,Warwick Slade

Following on from the various threads such as young talent is killing folk clubs etc. I was concerned as to why me, and others of my generation are still alive. They say 'old golfers never die, they just lose their balls'
Perhaps, just to pass the time, you Mudcatters can find reasons for the longevity of Folkers
No prizes for the winner


27 Jun 07 - 04:11 PM (#2088500)
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From: Phil Cooper

It's too late to die young. To quote Greg Brown.


27 Jun 07 - 04:13 PM (#2088504)
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From: jacqui.c

I reckon that it's the consumption of numerous pints of beer that accompany folk sessions - there must be something in the ale that leads to a longer life!


27 Jun 07 - 04:29 PM (#2088522)
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From: katlaughing

Old folkers never die...they just folk off!


27 Jun 07 - 04:30 PM (#2088523)
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From: Richard Bridge

just can't stop plucking....


27 Jun 07 - 04:33 PM (#2088526)
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From: GUEST,Warwick Slade

Old folkers never die they just drop their capos
Best I can do so far!


27 Jun 07 - 04:34 PM (#2088528)
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From: Crane Driver

................ keep repeating the chorus


27 Jun 07 - 04:37 PM (#2088530)
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From: GUEST,Warwick Slade

Old Folkers never die they just...I forgot what I was going to say


27 Jun 07 - 04:38 PM (#2088533)
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From: beardedbruce

... forget what they were going to say?


27 Jun 07 - 04:41 PM (#2088535)
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From: GUEST,Warwick Slade

Hi beardedbruce-SNAP


27 Jun 07 - 04:42 PM (#2088536)
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From: Leadbelly

They say 'old golfers never die, they just lose their balls'

Hopefully, that I won't lose my balls.


27 Jun 07 - 04:44 PM (#2088538)
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From: beardedbruce

We're not old ( compared to what we sing).


27 Jun 07 - 04:44 PM (#2088539)
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From: Bill D

Old Folkers never die...they just become Modal Folkers.


27 Jun 07 - 04:58 PM (#2088553)
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From: Severn

They just refrain more often in their per-verse lives 'til someone has to finally have to make the "trad. arrangement by" which they can become a true underground phenomena and one with legend itself.


27 Jun 07 - 04:59 PM (#2088554)
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From: The Sandman

old cricketers never die, they just get run out.
Old folkies never die,they just cant bowl a maiden over.


27 Jun 07 - 05:04 PM (#2088555)
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From: GUEST,Warwick Slade

Old Folkers never die they just sing bawdy ballads. re the maxim
Those who can, do. Those who can't, sing about it


27 Jun 07 - 05:05 PM (#2088557)
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From: gnu

... get better.


27 Jun 07 - 05:15 PM (#2088567)
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From: GUEST,Whooda Ever

I remember a friend remarking after having seen Mother Maybelle Carter in her last years that she'd died two years ago and either nobody told her or she hadn't noticed.


27 Jun 07 - 05:18 PM (#2088568)
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From: GUEST,Warwick Slade

No one told Maybelle Carter but they told me. I've died many times


27 Jun 07 - 05:20 PM (#2088571)
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From: beardedbruce

I died once, but I got better.


27 Jun 07 - 05:25 PM (#2088574)
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From: Severn

....start releasing albums called "The Legendary", "The Late, Great" and "The Lost Sessions".


Of course, the music itself is and will be timeless by definition, right?"


27 Jun 07 - 05:53 PM (#2088593)
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From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego

They may, eventually succumb - but they'll be 'well-versed' for the next gig.


27 Jun 07 - 06:03 PM (#2088605)
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From: Bee-dubya-ell

Sorry, but the truth of the matter is that old folkies do eventually die.

It's the only way to get them to shut the folk up.


27 Jun 07 - 06:05 PM (#2088606)
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From: bubblyrat

I"m not going to suck "em------I"m not like that !!


27 Jun 07 - 06:15 PM (#2088613)
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From: Georgiansilver

Old Folkies never die they just lose their tuning.
Old Folkies never die they just 'fade out'
Old Folkies never die they just play a bodhran?
Old Folkies never die they just forget the words (bit more realistic eh?)


28 Jun 07 - 05:09 AM (#2088866)
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From: GUEST,Geoff the Duck

They just hum a bit...

Quack!
GtD.


28 Jun 07 - 07:30 AM (#2088931)
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From: MBSLynne

Damn Katlaughing! That's what I was going to say!

Old Folkies DO die, you just can't tell the difference?

Old Folkies never die because they are pickled in alcohol.

Love Lynne


28 Jun 07 - 07:35 AM (#2088934)
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From: Dave Hanson

Old folkers never die, they just smell that way.

eric


28 Jun 07 - 07:45 AM (#2088942)
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From: The Fooles Troupe

Old Folkies never die they just play that way...


28 Jun 07 - 08:06 AM (#2088957)
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From: GUEST,donmeixner

....they just end the refrain.


28 Jun 07 - 08:11 AM (#2088964)
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From: GUEST,Warwick Slade

Old Folkers never die they just start writing songs in open D tuning
(for the non guitarists they D compose)
Ouch


28 Jun 07 - 09:54 AM (#2089059)
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From: GUEST,Terry McDonald

Warwick - I hope you've feeling better by the time you do your first number at Wimborne this evening........


28 Jun 07 - 09:58 AM (#2089061)
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From: BuckMulligan

Old folkies never die, and they wish they'd known that so they coulda taken better care of themselves.


28 Jun 07 - 10:04 AM (#2089067)
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From: GUEST,Warwick Slade

Don't worry Terry I'm still taking the tablets


28 Jun 07 - 10:23 AM (#2089081)
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From: katlaughing

MBSLynne....nah-nah-nah-nah!**bg**

Old folkies never die, they haven't answered the question, "What IS folk?"


28 Jun 07 - 11:56 AM (#2089160)
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From: open mike

they just decresendo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o


or perhaps they diminish..


28 Jun 07 - 12:00 PM (#2089165)
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From: katlaughing

but only by a third?


28 Jun 07 - 12:10 PM (#2089172)
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From: MartinRyan

...cross-dress and run away to C.

Regards


28 Jun 07 - 12:12 PM (#2089175)
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From: alanabit

I thought old cricketers just had to withdraw their stumps... I think old folkies just live to see their favourite songs become folk songs.


28 Jun 07 - 12:14 PM (#2089179)
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From: Ebbie

Old Folkers never die, they just play away.


28 Jun 07 - 12:20 PM (#2089189)
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From: Duke

Man is a creature of habit and habits are hard to break. It took me 17 years to stop smoking and I doubt that I have 17 years left, so I just keep folking along.


28 Jun 07 - 03:52 PM (#2089380)
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From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego

Have their gig cancelled


28 Jun 07 - 03:57 PM (#2089387)
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From: Declan

... allow their hair to go gracefully gray.


28 Jun 07 - 07:18 PM (#2089545)
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From: SouthernCelt

...or allow their hair to go gracefully away.

SC


28 Jun 07 - 11:52 PM (#2089689)
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From: Gurney

.....pop their clogs.

Those were the days.


29 Jun 07 - 01:22 AM (#2089713)
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From: GUEST,Jack Silver

become multi-instrumentalists


29 Jun 07 - 03:14 AM (#2089748)
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From: The Fooles Troupe

"become multi-instrumentalists"

Whoo Hoo! I made it!


29 Jun 07 - 04:15 AM (#2089785)
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From: JennyO

Old Folkers never die,
They just go to the Great Session in the sky.


29 Jun 07 - 05:06 AM (#2089814)
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From: Dave Hanson

Nah, the devil has all the best music.

eric


30 Jun 07 - 02:25 AM (#2090663)
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From: Mr Red

Old actresses never die - they're just Faye Dunnaway


I'll get me coat............


30 Jun 07 - 05:31 AM (#2090734)
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From: Genie

Old folkers never die, they just tend to go flat.

And they tend to have more trouble with their g-strings.


30 Jun 07 - 01:43 PM (#2090993)
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From: Charley Noble

Old Folkies never die...

Only their audience does!

And their sponsors!

And their strings!

And anything else that's helpless!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble, enjoying a senior moment


30 Jun 07 - 09:48 PM (#2091293)
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From: Artful Codger

Old folk musicians never die, they just...

...fiddle out.
(It'll come to you)

...prattle and cuss vociferous-lie.


01 Jul 07 - 03:46 AM (#2091410)
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From: Genie

Old folkers never die,
They just diet (or probably need to).

Genie

ยง;-D


02 Jul 07 - 02:22 AM (#2092147)
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From: Mr Red

Old road signs never die the just "Give Way"


02 Jul 07 - 02:46 AM (#2092159)
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From: Fliss

Old folkies never die.. they just go green
... they get recycled


02 Jul 07 - 03:20 AM (#2092175)
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From: GUEST,sparticus

Old folkies never die......the tradition won't let them!


02 Jul 07 - 01:42 PM (#2092511)
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From: Artful Codger

Go mondegreen?


02 Jul 07 - 04:47 PM (#2092661)
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From: Lyrical Lady

....they just keep folking up!

LL


02 Jul 07 - 05:33 PM (#2092700)
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From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego

They just take their act to a higher level (or lower, depending upon the individual...)


02 Jul 07 - 05:35 PM (#2092701)
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From: GUEST,sparticus

Old Folkers never die they just.....can't avoid the Revival.


02 Jul 07 - 09:31 PM (#2092843)
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From: Songster Bob

Old folkies never die --

they just sound that way.


Bob