BS: I got douflousisity!

14 Jul 07 - 01:24 PM (#2102529)
Subject: BS: I got douflousity!
From: Janie

Sure do! Woke up with a case of it this morning.

No vacuuming, no dusting, no yard work, no bill paying, no turnin' knobs of cook stoves. I might need a bottle of "Guilt Begone" later in the day, but I'm too douflous to worry about that right now.

Maybe I'll take a nap, if that doesn't seem too much like work.

Sometimes on a Saturday after a week of 60 hours
Oh-oh-oh, sometimes on Saturday after a week of 60 hours
Cain't work no more for no one. My old battery's out of power.
The sun come up that mornin'
But it don't stir me from my bed
I just reach for the covers
Pull the pillow over my head

Douflousity bug done bit me, but it don't make me blue
Oh-oh douflousity bug done bit me, but it don't make me blue
Think I'll stay here in pajamas til the clock says half past two.
The lawn mower's in the driveway
The dustpan's by the door
Feel Momma turnin' in her grave
But I just don't care no more

I ain't gonna lift a finger to bring order to this place
No-o-o-ain't gonna lift a finger to try to bring order to this place
Ain't sure I'm even gonna make any move to feed my face.
My boy is at his Daddy's
'Til Monday rolls around
If there's music at the Bayou
Tonight I might roll into town

Sometimes on a Saturday after a week of 60 hours
Oh-oh-oh, sometimes on Saturday after a week of 60 hours
Cain't work no more for no one. My old battery's out of power.

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14 Jul 07 - 01:34 PM (#2102536)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: wysiwyg

Up north we have a related condition-- doofussocity. We're cleaning, but not in any way that could be called normal.

~S~

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14 Jul 07 - 01:36 PM (#2102538)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Peace

I think I had douflousisity once in the 1960s. One injection and that was that. Cured.

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14 Jul 07 - 01:55 PM (#2102558)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Janie

In the unique lexicon of my family, doofus is always a noun. It is the word you use to call your sister or cousin a dumb ass while avoiding getting your mouth washed out with soap by your great aunt.

Douflous is used to mean lazy and no-count. My ne'er do well uncle was often described as a douflous doofus. (I may have inherited some of the same traits:?)


Janie

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14 Jul 07 - 01:58 PM (#2102560)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Ebbie

Enjoy it, Janie.

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14 Jul 07 - 02:06 PM (#2102567)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Peace

OH. OK, I didn't have that in the 1960s. Have it now, though.

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14 Jul 07 - 02:10 PM (#2102573)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Janie

Glad I got you straight on that, Peace.

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14 Jul 07 - 02:21 PM (#2102584)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Peace

Janie, you are headed for fame. "douflousisity" does NOT yet appear on the whole entire internet. Soon as I learn to pronounce it, I'm gonna start using it in everyday speech.

"Check the douflousisity on that!"

"Douflousisity FOR SALE, cheap! One owner. Highway-driven only."

"To be given to a good home: DOUFLOUSISITY. Good with teenagers."

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14 Jul 07 - 02:46 PM (#2102605)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Janie

I'd ask that you pay me royalties, but that would interfer with my douflousisitousness.

Or, I dunno, Mebbe tomorrow.

Janie

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14 Jul 07 - 02:48 PM (#2102608)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Stilly River Sage

Where is the accent in that word? I can't get my tongue around it.

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14 Jul 07 - 02:57 PM (#2102615)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Bill D

If you actually try to say it, you ain't got it....

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14 Jul 07 - 03:00 PM (#2102618)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Peace

I'm gonna say it as douFLOUsisity. Right now, however, I just can't be arsed.

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14 Jul 07 - 03:06 PM (#2102624)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Janie

pronounciation:   doo-fluh-sih-sis-ity

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14 Jul 07 - 03:12 PM (#2102625)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Peace

Janie, may I have your permission to incorporate that word into a blues song?

"I got douflousisity baby, I got it got it really bad (x2)
................................................ sad."


I can't be bothered with the rest.

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14 Jul 07 - 03:20 PM (#2102629)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: wysiwyg

As long as it ain't the epizootics.

~S~

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14 Jul 07 - 03:36 PM (#2102644)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: gnu

I can't find my toothpicks.

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14 Jul 07 - 03:48 PM (#2102650)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Peace

You are letting your douflousisitudinousness get the best of you, Gnu.

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14 Jul 07 - 03:55 PM (#2102658)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: gnu

That's douflousisitudinousnessosity? That one little piece that you can feel with your tongue but can't get out? Glad I got out of bed today as I did not know that. Thanks.

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14 Jul 07 - 04:01 PM (#2102661)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Janie

Well, I suppose I can rouse myself enough to go get some "Guilt Begone." Lessee...do I want red or white with the microwave popcorn I have planned for supper?

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14 Jul 07 - 04:03 PM (#2102662)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Peace

Yes, you do!

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14 Jul 07 - 04:05 PM (#2102664)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Janie

Awwh, Gnu, now you got me thinking about all the hulls that popcorn is gonna leave. Maybe I better change the menu to microwave pizza.

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15 Jul 07 - 04:15 AM (#2103053)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Liz the Squeak

How come I always get this just after I've pulled all the furniture out and fired up the steam cleaner for the carpet?

LTS

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15 Jul 07 - 09:16 AM (#2103202)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Janie

It is true that delayed onset of douflousisity can sometimes be a problem. The way I deal with it is to resist energetic urges to do chores for as long as possible. I understand those urges as the body's immune system response to the infection, and have learned through hard experience that I must wait long enough for the douflousisity bug to overwhelm the immune system.

Sometimes you have wait until the cocktail hour:>)

Janie

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15 Jul 07 - 11:19 AM (#2103280)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Donuel

My son's piano teatcher got it back in 1995 and ain't let go yet.

Janie thats a top flight blue's tune you should keep.

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15 Jul 07 - 11:21 AM (#2103283)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Liz the Squeak

Guess I'm being douflous at you right now.. I should be finishing off the carpet today but can't be arsed.

LTS

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15 Jul 07 - 11:31 AM (#2103288)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Janie

Thanks, Don!

Don't know as I would call it top flight, but I was beginning to wonder if anyone would notice:>) I was hoping somebody would put up some more verses.

Janie

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15 Jul 07 - 02:13 PM (#2103480)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity
From: wysiwyg

doo-fluh-sih-SIS-ity.... uh, the syllables don't seem to match.

dou-flou-si-s-ity

Izzat extra SIS missing from the thread title?!?!?!?!? :~)

I gotta know! It's stuck in my head now, in all sorts of pronunciations! :~) It' interferin' with my douflousisity development deal!

~Susan

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15 Jul 07 - 02:31 PM (#2103495)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Janie

Hummm...well...being a person who values creativity, and having a tendency to practice creativity especially in the art of spelling, and having a brain that works faster than the typing fingers, (at least when it works at all) and not being a very good typist to begin with and not wearing glasses when I do happen to bother to proofread, and....

Nevermind.

Douflousisity - dou flou SIS ity

var. Douflousity - dou FLOUS ity.

var. douflousisisity dou flou si SIS ity.

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15 Jul 07 - 02:46 PM (#2103501)
Subject: RE: BS: Gone to Douflousisity!
From: Severn

Toothpicks, gnu? It's not ABOUT toothpicks! Give your teeth an overdue-floss instead! Don't be a sissity! Or even call for assisitance!

And here's your blues:

I'm gone to Duflossity City
Duflossity City , here I come
They've got some crazy Little Women there
Them Bronte Sisters gonna send me one

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15 Jul 07 - 03:45 PM (#2103530)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: wysiwyg

You speak my language, sister!

Douflousisity - dou flou SIS ity

~S~

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15 Jul 07 - 08:19 PM (#2103719)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: Janie

Methinks they be variations on a theme. However, since a vowel followed by two consonants (at least in American English) usually has a short vowel sound, I would consider 'dufflous' to be a mispelling (Unless, of course, dufflous actually means 'sans one's duff.'

We may never know.

Janie

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15 Jul 07 - 11:36 PM (#2103850)
Subject: RE: BS: I got douflousisity!
From: JennyO

I couldn't help noticing the thread currently just before this one - "Do You Keep a Personal Work Log?" Sounds like too much hard work for a douflous person such as myself!

They make a good pair for the Thread Name Game:

Do You Keep a Personal Work Log? / I got douflousisity!

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