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16 Jul 07 - 12:50 AM (#2103871) Subject: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Stephen L. Rich This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in a while. Someone out there either has too much Spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay Too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law). Be well. Stephen Lee |
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16 Jul 07 - 12:55 AM (#2103873) Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Janie Wow! |
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16 Jul 07 - 01:13 AM (#2103884) Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Ebbie Makes you wonder, huh! |
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16 Jul 07 - 02:05 AM (#2103910) Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Barry Finn Thier si pelt their, balk about two much chime on one's pans. Barry |
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16 Jul 07 - 02:29 AM (#2103920) Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on their hands From: Stilly River Sage There are programs that generate anagrams. It isn't as difficult as it looks (sad to say--this says more about diligence than cleverness). SRS |
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16 Jul 07 - 05:30 AM (#2104001) Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Jack Campin Stephen L Rich: thresh pencil lip her stench rich hen slept helps in retch (Using a program I wrote myself about 20 years ago). |
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16 Jul 07 - 06:02 AM (#2104021) Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: TheSnail ENDEARMENT = TENDER NAME |
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16 Jul 07 - 08:33 AM (#2104103) Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Wolfgang Nessiteras rhombopteryx (scientific name proposed for Nessie in a Nature article just in case she was found) Monster hoax by Sir Peter S. (anagram in a subsequent letter to the editor mentioning one of the better known Nessie hunters) Wolfgang |
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16 Jul 07 - 01:37 PM (#2104346) Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Stephen L. Rich My frequent musical partner, Sandy Andina sent me this one: MONICA LEWINSKY: I LICK MAN. NEWS. OY! Jack Campin, what would ha[[en if you added my middle name "Lee" into that mix? Stephen Lee |
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17 Jul 07 - 07:35 AM (#2105012) Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Dave the Gnome Cecil Parkinson - Lock penis in car OR Rockin' sec in lap Ayatolah Khomeni - I am in a hot hell, OK? :D |
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17 Jul 07 - 08:07 AM (#2105029) Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Dave the Gnome Whoops - last one should be I am YN a hot hell OK. |
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17 Jul 07 - 02:33 PM (#2105201) Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Jack Campin Stephen Lee Rich: shelter epic hen hi, serpent leech inspect her heel lecher instep, eh? the sincere help perish, net leech the senile perch pet leech shrine her pestle niche spleen itch here incest help here herpes client he ripe heel stench her ethnic sleep the lichen spree lichen pest here her help entices thence his leper snip thee, lecher hit lecher penes lecher's thin pee he spent her lice lithe hens creep preen this leech he retch in sleep the leper's niche hence leper shit pinch three eels he lent her spice |
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17 Jul 07 - 03:08 PM (#2105243) Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Jack Campin Dave Polshaw: whoa, VD lapse wop had slave shave pow, lad wash a VD pole swap a VD hole wave, posh lad wasp had love wash love pad pa's VD hoe law |
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17 Jul 07 - 09:30 PM (#2105528) Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: SharonA "Weapons of mass destruction" = "US team swoops. Finds no trace." |
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17 Jul 07 - 09:46 PM (#2105536) Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: cookster RACECAR spelled backwards is... RACECAR |
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17 Jul 07 - 09:49 PM (#2105538) Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: cookster Oh yeah and you spelled,"their" wrong. |
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17 Jul 07 - 11:56 PM (#2105613) Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Stephen L. Rich I'm reasonably sure that shifting from anagrams to spoonerisms doesn't count as thread drift. Stephen Lee |
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18 Jul 07 - 11:57 AM (#2105962) Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Little Hawk Hey, cookster, and you should have put a comma after "Oh yeah", but not before "their". ;-) |
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21 Jul 07 - 04:06 PM (#2108312) Subject: RE: BS: Too much time on thier hands From: Stephen L. Rich Jack, I had no idea that you could make that many phrases from that. Next time somebody asks "What's in anam?", well... Stephen Lee |