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22 Jul 07 - 10:31 AM (#2108574) Subject: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: alanabit Any truth in the rumour? Could it only be an improvement? |
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22 Jul 07 - 10:52 AM (#2108587) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Bobert I heard it too, Alan but nuthin on the TV yet... Maybe they are too busy roundin' up bio stuff on Chongo to anoounce it as yet... Improvement??? Shoot, Charles Manson would be an improvement... |
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22 Jul 07 - 11:04 AM (#2108596) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: alanabit Well Bob, if you want my ten cents worth, you've had asses and rats as presidents... Ain't it time to give an honest chimp his chance? |
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22 Jul 07 - 11:09 AM (#2108598) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Bobert Yup on both counts... |
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22 Jul 07 - 11:13 AM (#2108600) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: John MacKenzie Well I'm not sure the general public would notice the changeover as the present incumbent looks more like an ape than many apes I've seen. Giok |
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22 Jul 07 - 11:19 AM (#2108602) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: alanabit I guess so John, but apes show occasional signs of intelligence... |
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22 Jul 07 - 11:20 AM (#2108603) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: BanjoRay Steve Bell in the Guardian (UK) has been drawing Bush as a chimp for a year or two now. Ray |
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22 Jul 07 - 11:39 AM (#2108608) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: JennyO Who needs a drawing? |
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22 Jul 07 - 12:58 PM (#2108646) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp I am willin' to have a kick at the can if it is the people's will. I figger it's time to bring some common sense to the White House. I wish I had a chance to run against that cheap lousy chimp imitator, George Bush, cos I would kick his scrawny Texas ass clear around the block! But I guess that ain't gonna happen cos he is a lame duck president now. Too bad. I will face Cheney in the boxing ring anytime. Figger on just 2 hits. I hit him...he hits the mat. If elected, I will put a bowl of bananas on every table and a mango in every juicer. I will also bring back cars with running boards and big flared fenders. These cars we have now are boring. They all look the same. Besides, with no running boards to perch on whilst firin' a burst from yer tommy gun they are pretty useless as getaway and pursuit cars. No fun at all. Count on me to change all that. |
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22 Jul 07 - 01:12 PM (#2108655) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Bill D sorry, Chongo, there's a lot of your cousins in the running but as you see, a member of the family already has the job |
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22 Jul 07 - 04:29 PM (#2108738) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: alanabit So Chongo is planning on taking the Dick Cheney tradition of indiscreet discharge of firearms a step further? |
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22 Jul 07 - 04:53 PM (#2108746) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Little Hawk Probably several steps further. |
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22 Jul 07 - 07:47 PM (#2108841) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: The Fooles Troupe Chongo - When You ASS-U-ME, you make an ASS out of U and ME... |
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22 Jul 07 - 08:14 PM (#2108859) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Cluin You'd have to be insane to want to be president these days. |
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22 Jul 07 - 08:21 PM (#2108868) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Rapparee Does George W. Bush have any teeth? I don't think I've ever seen a picture of him with his teeth displayed -- smiling, laughing, etc. |
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22 Jul 07 - 08:32 PM (#2108873) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Cluin Sure. Here he is. Shit-eatin' grin an' all. |
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22 Jul 07 - 08:32 PM (#2108874) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Leadfingers Bill D - Your first link is 'Forbidden' for me ! |
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22 Jul 07 - 08:34 PM (#2108875) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Cluin Right click on the link, select "Copy Shortcut" then paste it into your address box and hit "Enter". |
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22 Jul 07 - 08:43 PM (#2108881) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Rapparee Obviously a younger man when it was taken.... |
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22 Jul 07 - 08:50 PM (#2108885) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Leadfingers Thanks Cluin |
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22 Jul 07 - 09:27 PM (#2108915) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Foolestroupe, ol' pal... I would never presume to redo what Mother Nature herself has already done to perfection. |
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22 Jul 07 - 09:48 PM (#2108924) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: GUEST,John O'L Is this a new thread? I feel so embarrassed. I thought Chongo did that years ago. |
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22 Jul 07 - 10:07 PM (#2108928) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Bee-dubya-ell Look, I've had about all I can take of this "George W. Bush looks like a chimpanzee" crap. It's highly disrespectful to chimpanzees. |
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22 Jul 07 - 11:18 PM (#2108954) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Right on, Bee-dub. Bush does NOT look like a chimp! His eyes are too small and squinty. His ears are set way too low. His jaw is weak. His eyebrow ridges are all wrong. He is soooo far from looking like a chimp. - Chongo |
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23 Jul 07 - 12:48 AM (#2108978) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: JennieG Chongo, as President you will have to make speeches. I hope your speaking voice is good to listen to - Bush has a squeaky little soprano, he always sounds as though he is whining. On second thoughts.........! Cheers JennieG |
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23 Jul 07 - 12:50 AM (#2108982) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: alanabit Hell Jennie, Bush's next thoughts could be his first... |
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23 Jul 07 - 01:33 AM (#2108990) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: JennieG Well, this is true...... Cheers JennieG |
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23 Jul 07 - 06:44 AM (#2109088) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: JennyO In fact, if he had one, it would die of loneliness. Brings to mind thoughts (mine) of bonsai johnnie. I really must get rid of those. I want to enjoy my dinner. |
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23 Jul 07 - 09:18 AM (#2109182) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Rapparee I don't know about it dying of loneliness, but being it such a strange place it would certainly feel lost. |
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24 Jul 07 - 01:51 AM (#2109789) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: alanabit So, any reaction from the moral majority, or any of the rest of the avian world? |
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24 Jul 07 - 11:05 AM (#2110090) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp If the Democrats don't show the good sense to draft me, I am just gonna have to launch a brand new party. The Simian Democratic Alliance. SDA. We figure to do the official launch of this new party in Chicago, because there are a hell of a lot of apes in that town. Admittance, however, will not be limited to apes and monkeys. You humans can join too. After all, we are tenuously related, so why not? Besides, I can't win without the human vote. It's a matter of sheer pragmatism. - Chongo |
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24 Jul 07 - 11:55 AM (#2110138) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: alanabit You must be in with a chance Chongo. The line between simian and human behaviour is not getting any clearer. Just don't make that idiot Shane your campaign manager! |
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24 Jul 07 - 12:07 PM (#2110154) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Little Hawk No chance of that. # 1 - Shane has been abducted (again) by space aliens. # 2 - Chongo and Shane can't stand each other. They each regard the other as a lower life form not worth associating with. |
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24 Jul 07 - 02:10 PM (#2110236) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: alanabit Ah well, LH, when all is said and done, they both still have politicians to look down on... |
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24 Jul 07 - 02:33 PM (#2110258) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Little Hawk Heh! Ain't it true? |
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24 Jul 07 - 02:52 PM (#2110274) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: beardedbruce And I thought Chongo had more brains than that... ANYONE who wants the job should be disqualified for lack of sense. |
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24 Jul 07 - 04:08 PM (#2110341) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Little Hawk That's true, BB. Chongo is actually blessed with a good measure of common sense. It is for that reason that I suspect he is launching this particular effort merely to make a point of some kind...or for the sheer fun of it. I don't think he expects to win. Imagine his utter shock and horror...if he did! I can just see him sitting in the bar on election night with his election team and his best buddies, getting happily inebriated as the first scattered results come in...getting progressively more and more nervous as the SDA climbs higher and higher on the ballot count...breaking out into a cold sweat as they leave both the Democrats and Republicans in the dust....!!! I bet he won't even have prepared his acceptance speech. Poor little guy, he'll have to just wing it when the time comes. |
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24 Jul 07 - 04:11 PM (#2110346) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: beardedbruce Given the current crop of candidates ( so full of BS they do not need fertilizer) I suspect he has a greater chance of winning than anyone else. He runs the risk of getting half the conservatives, half the liberals, and everyone in the middle.,,, That looks like about 65% to me. |
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24 Jul 07 - 04:14 PM (#2110350) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: beardedbruce "be careful what you wish for- you might get it!" |
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25 Jul 07 - 06:57 AM (#2110740) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Rusty Dobro Can you stop it raining in England? |
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25 Jul 07 - 11:16 AM (#2110961) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Little Hawk Nobody can stop it raining in England. |
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25 Jul 07 - 11:24 AM (#2110965) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: SINSULL Where was Chongo born? The Presidency requires that he be a native born American. If we change the rule, Schwarzenegger will be in like a flash with Kissinger as VP. |
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25 Jul 07 - 11:44 AM (#2110972) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Little Hawk Hmmm...yes, that could be a problem, couldn't it? Chongo was born somewhere in central Africa. He came over "on the boat" and landed at New York City. Could Chongo be a stalking horse to set the stage for a Schwarzenegger/Kissinger presidency? What a horrifying thought! There is one sure way to get around this "native born American" problem. The USA simply has to conquer and annex the entire world prior to the next election. Then everyone will technically be a native born American. I think George W. Bush has the chutzpah to take on such a project. Whether he can succeed at it in less than 2 years is another matter. Well, we'll just have to wait and see. |
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25 Jul 07 - 11:49 AM (#2110974) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: SINSULL You mean Cheney has the chutzpah and baby bush will go along with it because if he doesn't the Big C will yell at him. |
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26 Jul 07 - 07:38 AM (#2111647) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: alanabit I was just thinking about Paris Hilton - not something I do often... She is rich, spoilt, stupid and has drink driving convictions. Doesn't that make her a potential presidential candidate these days? |
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26 Jul 07 - 11:49 AM (#2111840) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: Little Hawk Hmm. No, no, let's say that Chongo marries Paris Hilton instead. Then Paris can sit behind him doing the "adoring wife looking on" thing while Chongo makes speeches. It's a move that could work brilliantly to help Chongo bridge the human-ape/monkey divide and go all the way to the White House for the next 2 terms! Then Paris could run in 2016, by which time she will have gained the maturity necessary to lead the "Free" World (cough, cough...) to greater peace and prosperity. |
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26 Jul 07 - 12:49 PM (#2111898) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo assumes presidency From: alanabit I reckon. So long as Paris keeps her trap shut and leaves the talking to Chongo, they may be in with a chance. |
