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Who's for Wareham this year?

23 Jul 07 - 01:29 PM (#2109390)
Subject: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

We many of us know about the deep gloom that possesses our souls on a Sunday night with the realisation that Monday is just a few hours away and therefore we must bid farewell to the careless rapture of the weekend and say hello again to our desk, boss and in-tray. For me, this is magnified 100 times in September where, except for the occasional blip on the radar screen, the long, hot (or miserable and rainy) summer of festivals draws to a close. Winter holds nothing but cold, dark music-less days and the world is a dimmer and sadder place.

I have a suggested cure and it involves a couple of fields in Dorset, an indefinite number of like-minded loonies, several marquees and a pig. Yes, honestly guys, a pig. It won't banish winter but, if you are anything like me, it will put a smile on your face for a couple of weeks as you recall the glorious harmonies, the lunacy of the medieval banquet and the energy, enthusiasm and friendliness of the participants.

Wareham Wail in Verwood, Dorset takes place this year from 31st August to 2nd September. It is held down a dirt track, in a couple of fields surprisingly well furnished with the necessaries ( loos and showers) as well as a kitchen turning out breakfasts, dinners and a fantastic, freshly made cream tea on Saturday afternoon for those of us who are sick of our camping stoves by then... which is pretty much everyone, right?

The unaccompanied singing takes place in any one of the three marquees that take your fancy or, if you like, you can drift between the three, you faithless hussy, you! We have the Shanty or any other big, boisterous songs you care to sing tent. There is the Folk Club tent, which tends toward the quieter, more reflective singers and songs, beautifully managed by experienced organisers and witness to some of the loveliest songs and sounds I have heard anywhere. Somewhere in the middle there's a singaround, usually managed by a twig or similar, being passed around so everyone gets a turn. All three marquees have a bar and all have real, and usually very good, ale, rum and shrub and other essential ingredients to a good sing.

Sometime on or around Saturday morning there is a medieval costume workshop, all materials supplied for a small donation to charity, in preparation for the marginally managed chaos that is the Banquet.

About midnight on Saturday we all solemnly file into the biggest marquee, now softly lit and hung with banners and bejewelled with long banqueting tables set for the fabulous 4 course meal that is to come. The top table has its benevolent King, Queen and Courtiers,freshly chosen that day for their charm, talent and ability to shout very loudly when necessary. The other tables hold the rabble, peasants and proles set on shenanigans and, generally, getting outside of as much wine as possible (bring your own bottle(s)).

How to describe the songs sung by the assembled company, to accompany the rich fare, or the majesty of the occasion when the pig's head is brought before the company, apple ensconced between it's molars and a rather surprised expression on it's face? Or perhaps I could try and describe the appallingly undignified and increasingly desperate attempts to kidnap said pig's head, the sheer effrontery of the supposedly good and gentle burghers of our temporary village and the ribald songs and jokes that are an inevitable part of this process?

Perhaps not though; perhaps you should come along and check it out for yourself? It's the best cure for the end of the summertime/end of the festivals blues that I know.

http://www.wail.org.uk/


23 Jul 07 - 01:43 PM (#2109398)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GRex

Have already booked. Wouldn'd miss the Wail for anything. Pleased to hear that there will be showers available this year or are you refering to the weather or maybe to the attending folkies folkies?

         GRex


23 Jul 07 - 02:56 PM (#2109460)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: My guru always said

Looks like I'll have to get my booking sorted out early before it gets sold out due to all this wonderful publicity :-)


23 Jul 07 - 03:21 PM (#2109479)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Cats

Couldn't have the Cream Tea sing without us bringing the Cornish Clotted Cream up. We'll be there.


23 Jul 07 - 03:25 PM (#2109482)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GUEST

Morty - I think it might be time for Alan or Idris to update the leaflet. Derek and I will be there - he'll be running sessions in one of the marquees, as the last of the regular Poole Bay Shantymen/ Free Toast attendees. For the last several years, all the programmed sessions have been organised, and any type of unaccompanied song is acceptable in any of the sessions. The raucous jump-in shanties and noisy/ boisterous songs session is the late Friday night one!

But you're right that it's a very therapeutic weekend, with lots of great singing and huge fun - highly recommended!

Kitty

PS - there are other festivals later in September, in Swanage and Tisbury.


23 Jul 07 - 04:18 PM (#2109524)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Scooby Doo

I have spoken to Grandad and booked my ticket.


Kind Regads.
Scooby


23 Jul 07 - 04:23 PM (#2109532)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Phot

I think I'm still in the country at the moment! So with luck the beautiful PoD and I will be there, well Fiona will, I'm still waiting on the twits at work, but as long as I'm still in the UK, I'll see you there!

Wassail!!! Chris.


23 Jul 07 - 04:38 PM (#2109538)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

I am referring to showers promised this year by Alan, GRex, but rain is always a possibility :)

Hils, wonderful to see you there, as it is anywhere!

Cats, looking forward to seeing you and Jon... and the cream!

Kitty, the leaflet has been updated to Grandad's specs, you'll have to take it up with him if you don't agree with it. And although I know there are other festivals and later, this is the very last Main one for us and, of course, has a very special place for us, as it does for you and Derek.

Look forward to seeing you, Yas...and possibly your young man(?).

Phot, I would hope to see my little girl ( yes, all right, I know she is actually taller than I am, that is not the point) if not both of you.


23 Jul 07 - 07:13 PM (#2109613)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Herga Kitty

I've just reset my cookie (again). I might have a word with Grandad sometime about his specs and what he hasn't seen with them..... but then it's just like the leaflet saying what time Sunday breakfast is, innit?

Kitty

PS and I hope Crouch Vale provide the beer again this year!


23 Jul 07 - 07:21 PM (#2109618)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Severn

Morti seems to have twisted my arm on my visiting thread, so you'll most likely have a Token Yank.

"If the Wareham fits, it's a Shoo-in", or however that goes......

If it rains, it'll be Wash and Wareham, I guess.


23 Jul 07 - 07:32 PM (#2109630)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Dave Earl

Aahh

Want to be there.

Will move heaven, earth and my bank manager in order to get there.

Dave


23 Jul 07 - 08:12 PM (#2109645)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Bonecruncher

I presume I'm down for washing-up again?
Colyn.


24 Jul 07 - 04:48 AM (#2109846)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Hovering Bob

Hope to be, we'll see.

BobH


24 Jul 07 - 11:30 AM (#2110115)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Noreen

Fingers crossed...


24 Jul 07 - 11:44 AM (#2110126)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Hawker

Noooooooooooo!
I cannot go this year - and I've made a new banqueting gown and all! Have a booking that weekend to play for a ceilidh, Well, we WILL be there next year.
Dont have too good a time without us!
Cheers, Lucy


24 Jul 07 - 12:55 PM (#2110188)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

Oh no,I was banking on the hamster for harmonies, Lucy!


24 Jul 07 - 06:41 PM (#2110468)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Severn

If it rains at Wareham, will it be a Beached Wail?

No matter, I'll enjoy anyway, for in the end, a man's judged by the unaccompany he keeps!


25 Jul 07 - 12:46 AM (#2110635)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Phot

looking foward to meeting you Severn.

Wassail!! Chris.


25 Jul 07 - 06:38 AM (#2110735)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GUEST,Noreen

Yep, will be good to meet you again Seevern, despite the awful puns.

There is a lot of Severn about at the moment - in people's basements, kitchens, soaking their carpets...

Noreen
in soggy Worcestershire


25 Jul 07 - 10:29 AM (#2110912)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: AlexB

Does anyone know if Alan is setting up the campsite in Sidmouth already, or if there is a chance I might catch him at home? I'm thinking of a wander up to his house (I'm not talking to him on the phone, it gets expensive). Ee's never around when you want him...


25 Jul 07 - 10:34 AM (#2110915)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Scooby Doo

He was home on Monday night as i gave him a bell.



Scooby


25 Jul 07 - 10:44 AM (#2110932)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: AlexB

Right. I'm off up the Old Wareham rd then. Wish me luck on finding him.


25 Jul 07 - 02:02 PM (#2111076)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Cats

Good luck finding him, Mad Alex.


25 Jul 07 - 03:30 PM (#2111153)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Herga Kitty

Yes, Mad Alex - even when you get to number 10 (Old Wareham Road, that is, not Downing Street), you still have to find where the house is!

Kitty


25 Jul 07 - 03:58 PM (#2111180)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Morti - can you PM me details of how to book please? I've taken a mental abherration and decided I want to come too!

LTS


25 Jul 07 - 09:16 PM (#2111413)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Bonecruncher

LTS
Find me at Wareham, I'll be in the washing-up crew, and we'll have a chat about musculo-skeletal problems, should you wish. I'll have my couch with me.
Colyn.


26 Jul 07 - 02:55 AM (#2111531)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Herga Kitty

LTS - details of how to book are on the website at the address given by Morticia in the first post on the thread!

http://www.wail.org.uk/docs/wail-leaflet.pdf

Kitty


26 Jul 07 - 12:46 PM (#2111895)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Phot

Jack and Joline are coming too!

Hide the beer!

Wassail!! Chris.


26 Jul 07 - 05:16 PM (#2112099)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Jock O' Dreams

Anne and myself will be there. I am still kicking myself for having to miss last years! Wareham is one of the highlights of the unaccompanied folk singers year.


26 Jul 07 - 05:35 PM (#2112113)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

I'm confused.... I can get a weekend ticket and if I want to eat (other than the banquet) I can buy an extra ticket?

I'm easily confused.

LTS


26 Jul 07 - 06:06 PM (#2112133)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: My guru always said

Liz, the weekend ticket is for the weekend & camping & inclues the banquet. The meal ticket will cover food over the weekend. So, it depends on whether you want to fend for yourself or eat communally.

Just sent for our tickets, hurrah *grin*


26 Jul 07 - 06:09 PM (#2112138)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

That's what I thought... Guess mine'll be in the post tomorrow then!

LTS


26 Jul 07 - 07:55 PM (#2112205)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Severn

The Post-Tomorrow? Is that something like the future? If so, the Near Future?


27 Jul 07 - 03:32 AM (#2112374)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

Don't forget the cream tea isn't part of the meal ticket so bring a few pennies to buy delicious scones, jam and cream on Saturday afternoon.


27 Jul 07 - 09:48 AM (#2112590)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Want a donation of home made red jam?

LTS


27 Jul 07 - 09:51 AM (#2112592)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GUEST,Phot at work

Hurrah! My leave is confirmed. Wareham here we come!!!

Wassail!!!!! Chris.


27 Jul 07 - 10:02 AM (#2112607)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Scooby Doo

Well done Phot it be good to see you there.
Lots of Love.
Yasmin.


27 Jul 07 - 11:53 AM (#2112687)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

what fruit is a red?


27 Jul 07 - 12:02 PM (#2112698)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

I made the jam a while ago, and whilst it's perfectly good jam, it's unlabelled and thus unidentifiable. It may be strawberry, it may be raspberry... it may be a conglomorate of red fruits - there is no way to tell.

Thus, it's just 'red jam' as opposed to the inferior orange jam - that is, it's orange in colour and may be apricot flavoured - that is in the same cupboard and also unlabelled.

It's free jam, d'ya wannit or not?!

LTS


27 Jul 07 - 07:28 PM (#2112997)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

I'm sure we could all use some free jam, Liz, thanks.


27 Jul 07 - 07:37 PM (#2113003)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Cllr

I thought we had unacompanied song and no jamming sessions at all.
Cllr


27 Jul 07 - 08:02 PM (#2113022)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Severn

No jamming, Cllr, unless with cream but, rather, the preserving of folk music instead. Kind of like a folkie jam, but only chunkier. Any jelly rolls and getting ladies in their jammies into jams is relegated to either after hours or after yours. The grounds can be considered a Folk Preserve like some grounds are considered Game Preserves. Game Preserves are like Game Jelly or Game Jam, only chunkier AND gamier....


Right?


Someone else can work in the Marmalade reference, I'm too tired.....


27 Jul 07 - 09:01 PM (#2113049)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

And heaven forefend we get lemon curd!!!

LTS


28 Jul 07 - 07:16 AM (#2113213)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

Sev, I may have to rescind your invitation *G*


28 Jul 07 - 11:35 AM (#2113352)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Can you imagine the two of us together Morti... me and Severn....

Bruahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!   and yer little dawg too!

LTS


28 Jul 07 - 03:23 PM (#2113508)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Seaking

I'm going and can't wait as this will be my first sing anywhere since Wareham last year. Looking forward to catching up with everyone...

Chris


28 Jul 07 - 03:52 PM (#2113521)
Subject: RE:Pence, Ye Recinders!
From: Severn

Recind?

Have I sinned that bad in advance already? Can I pent in advance, so I don't have to do that again, as well? Or a couple of pents, and keep the change! Can you get bought off that cheaply? I'm told that if I keep my pents up, I'll stay out of trouble, but I don't want myself and my emotions to be TOO pent up. I think I'm safe enough to be around adults unaccompanied.

I'll figure it all out when I get there!








........."He's not penting, he's just breathing hard, is all!"


29 Jul 07 - 10:22 AM (#2113947)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

Wot, Chris, no Sidmouth????

You can always buy me off with a pent, Sev *G*.


30 Jul 07 - 04:45 AM (#2114510)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: My guru always said

Bu**er, I was so looking forward to Lemon Curd!!


30 Jul 07 - 02:38 PM (#2114930)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GUEST,NicP

Think I'll be in Marseilles still, or possibly Morlaix. Definitely not Malmo, but if not, will see y'all there.


31 Jul 07 - 03:51 AM (#2115302)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

Monte Carlo? Montezuma? Mountebank?......Oh Lord, I've caught Severnitis.


31 Jul 07 - 09:32 AM (#2115465)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Be careful with that Severnitis... it can Ouse after a while, and then turn Stour.

LTS


31 Jul 07 - 10:09 AM (#2115500)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: manitas_at_work

and then you won't be able to Piddle. I'm told that, in the old days, the cure involved a hot Wyre which is sure to make you Soar. But then that's better than Itchen all the Thame.


31 Jul 07 - 10:15 AM (#2115508)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

Problem with that is you need the Looe everywhere you go, and I just Avon the Thame to go searching, and seldom know the Wey.It's not be Bourne.


31 Jul 07 - 10:48 AM (#2115537)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: manitas_at_work

Wye, if you don't know the Wey find a yourself a Gade who knows about Fossdyke Navigation. If you need Arun to the Looe it may be because you've had a foul Brue or something Quaire and are suffering from Blackwater. It may even be Browney. Your doctor may take a Test and prescribe a Pyl to Chew or, if you're really under Par, a Horsey Pill. Till then Yure best bet Ise to get some fresh Aire and then you'll be Blythe and in Mint condition.


31 Jul 07 - 10:51 AM (#2115542)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Cllr

No more, please have Mersey.


31 Jul 07 - 11:01 AM (#2115549)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: manitas_at_work

Noe.


31 Jul 07 - 11:15 AM (#2115562)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Jordan for!

(The River Jordan of song and Biblical fame is actually not that far from the Wey, in Dorset. Crossing the Jordan is really easy, it's a small leap or a large step. Bathing in it to cure leprosy isn't recommended as it flows through several pastures - unless cow pee has a hithertofore unknown curative property. Mount Ararat is only 20 miles away from it, and nearer the Wareham Wail, it being on Verwood Common).

Of course, if you Rother we changed the subject....


31 Jul 07 - 11:56 AM (#2115609)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: manitas_at_work

Orwell, Eye Wantsum Tees Sowe Isle Culm Holme Nar, Liza Hodder.


31 Jul 07 - 12:27 PM (#2115665)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Cllr

'ooze Sid?


31 Jul 07 - 09:27 PM (#2116096)
Subject: RE: Where's for Who-ram this year?
From: Severn

They say one of the greatest honors for a doctor is to have a disease named after him. Looks like Severn a/k/a Doc Savage, Man Of Bronze and Brainze has achieved that lofty status. Of corpse, I haven't found a proper way to cure it yet, not even Hickory Smoke, so I'd best start a charitable organization. But I'm kinda new at this Doctor biz, so I want to know if this hits epidemic proportions and climbs the charts for a while before it flatlines, can I collect royalties?

If not, it's no big thing, because if us Yanks really wanted royalties, we'd still be a colony. Hell, we don't even want our President! We DO want back our form of government, but I
digress.....

"Severnitis" probably best looked at in the same manner the Blues Singers tend to talk about "The Boogie Disease":

"The Doctor says I might get better, but I won't get well!"......


....but I doubt it will be all THAT contagious, because Wareham supposedly only deals in Unaccompanied Maladies reportedly only cureable by Folk Medicine, though a lot of them HAVE individually tended to linger on for hundreds of years. So, as they say in the folk songs:

"What can't cured, love
Has to be endured, love...."


02 Aug 07 - 03:42 AM (#2117166)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

Feresh


14 Aug 07 - 04:29 PM (#2125466)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: pixieofdoom

Refresh


15 Aug 07 - 08:46 AM (#2125936)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Phot

Hey guys! It's only two weeks away now!

At last I can get excited about going to going to my first festival in the best part of two years!!

Wassail!! Chris.


15 Aug 07 - 01:01 PM (#2126133)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Are tickets sent out or do I have to collect them from some esoteric site known only to a few? The cheque has cleared, but so far, no ticket or map has been forthcoming...

: (

LTS


15 Aug 07 - 01:05 PM (#2126139)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Scooby Doo

Go to Wareham Website above that should tell you Liz.


Scooby


15 Aug 07 - 01:10 PM (#2126147)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Scooby Doo

Alan has been at Sidmouth for the last two weeks and maybe even there.But there is a phone number you can contact Alan above on if you go to contact.Hope that has helped.



Scooby


15 Aug 07 - 01:33 PM (#2126179)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Herga Kitty

Liz - I think you just pick up a badge with your name on when you get there. Or wait for them to make a badge with your name on..... it's very laid back.

Kitty


15 Aug 07 - 02:45 PM (#2126262)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

Kitty is right, you can collect a badge when you get there... you just need to find Andy...who is usually messing about with fences or loos or something.


15 Aug 07 - 03:54 PM (#2126316)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Dave Earl

Gave our form and dosh to Alan via Mrs Grandad at Sidders so will see you all there.

Dave


15 Aug 07 - 05:16 PM (#2126392)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GUEST

I feel sad and frustrated just reading this 'cos we wont be there as unfortunately I have to work that weekend, Nest year hopefully
love to you all
Ann and Dave


16 Aug 07 - 03:47 AM (#2126739)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

sorry to hear that, Ann and Dave...hope to see you somewhere else


16 Aug 07 - 03:55 AM (#2126743)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: fiddler

Tickets,

Teh database Alan usually gives me has a list of names and tickets - some have receipts - whcih always help - most don't so I work it out in me ed as it is better than the puter!

As long as you are on the list 'yer in ...............

Assuming I am on the same job as usual ...............

I may be restricted to pig carving................

But I doubt it!

Good to see you all

Esp Phot and PoD seems years since I bumped in to you in the centre of Reading!

Andy


16 Aug 07 - 04:09 AM (#2126744)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Phot

Andy, you bring the coffee, we'll bring the port!

Wassail!! Chris.


16 Aug 07 - 06:38 AM (#2126826)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

So should I bring the petit fours?

LTS


16 Aug 07 - 07:12 AM (#2126852)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: fiddler

Drinking chocolate and Cherry brandy for later though!

I have the Cherry already!

Andy


16 Aug 07 - 08:52 AM (#2126937)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

I'll make that petit fives then!

LTS


17 Aug 07 - 03:05 AM (#2127662)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Phot

Singing up the sun on Sunday morning, we'll probably all still be piffed with all the port, cherry brandy, wine, beer........!

Have you still got your 110 Andy?

Wassail!! Chris.


17 Aug 07 - 03:50 AM (#2127680)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: fiddler

yes still have the beast Chris, it would be like loosing my right arm not to have.


17 Aug 07 - 04:33 AM (#2127698)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Cats

Jon and I are bringing the clotted cream as usyual, so please make sure we are on your list, fiddler! 5 boxes ok?


17 Aug 07 - 04:40 AM (#2127703)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Phot

Landrovers are a bit like that! I'd hate to be without mine too!

Wassail!! Chris.


17 Aug 07 - 05:26 AM (#2127725)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

I'd swap a landrover to have my right arm back.. this frozen shoulder is getting tedious.

LTS


17 Aug 07 - 06:14 AM (#2127740)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Phot

Gin is the answer!

Wassail!! Chris.


17 Aug 07 - 06:31 AM (#2127747)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Leraud

I'll go if I'm not too late for a ticket


17 Aug 07 - 07:05 AM (#2127765)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

Still tickets left,so far as I know.


17 Aug 07 - 08:21 AM (#2127800)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Phot - I strongly suspect it was gin got me into this mess in the first place.

I have the map, I have the address, I still don't know where I'm going!!

LTS


17 Aug 07 - 08:42 AM (#2127813)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: fiddler

There should be WW signs out leading to the wrong place or the camp site - it is your choice!! I often put them up.

Lynne it would eb good to see you there.

Andy


17 Aug 07 - 08:47 AM (#2127816)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Erk!!!

I am one of those people who can get lost in their local supermarket...

And to think I once knew Dorset like the back of my foot.

LTS


17 Aug 07 - 04:35 PM (#2128182)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Phot

Ah, the wonders of GPS, as opposed to in car sat nav, which thinks it knows the way! Just enter Lat and Long, Grid Ref, or waypoint of your choice, and hello Wareham!

Of course, all I need to do now is fine the bloody GPS reciever! I think its in a box under the bed.......................Ummmm!

Wassail!! Chris.


17 Aug 07 - 08:03 PM (#2128289)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

Liz, you can always ring my mobile and I will endeavour to guide you in... suffice to say it is a couple of miles up a dirt track and sign posted...dependent on how much hot chocolate and cherry brandy Andy has had the night before.


18 Aug 07 - 01:33 AM (#2128385)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Are these signs very visible - I shall be arriving fairly late at this rate...

LTS


18 Aug 07 - 12:49 PM (#2128619)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: fiddler

I'll put the kettle on liz!


19 Aug 07 - 10:23 AM (#2129107)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

Feresh


20 Aug 07 - 09:29 AM (#2129620)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Phot

The signs are usually very good Liz, nothing to fret about!!

Wassail!! Chris.


20 Aug 07 - 09:37 AM (#2129625)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

The signs from Plaistow to Walthamstow are pretty good but I still managed to get lost!

See you there chapses!

LTS


20 Aug 07 - 04:56 PM (#2129911)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Phot

Perhaps you should borrow Jack, he can smell the beer from miles away! Beer seanking cannine, beats sat nav anytime!!

Wassail!! Chris.


20 Aug 07 - 05:29 PM (#2129930)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: My guru always said

Strangely, despite being there last year I haven't the vaguest idea where it is either Liz, so I'll probably be looking for a phone guidance buddy!!

We should be arriving with Severn & another Wailer too, really looking forward to it *grin*


21 Aug 07 - 03:29 AM (#2130206)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

Jack may not be there, I'm not sure how he's getting back from Whitby. Oh dear, what a...erm...pity, yes, that's prolly the word, pity.

Hils, you are welcome to the Messenger/Roker guide you in and all without use of a compass, boy scout or the faintest trace of knowledge about the difference between left and right service.


21 Aug 07 - 05:13 AM (#2130242)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Oh well, if there are no Boy Sprouts, it's hardly worth going!

LTS


21 Aug 07 - 05:15 AM (#2130244)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Mind you... I'd forgotten the Roker buttocks... I'll be there!!!


Oh, and

***100***

!

LTS


21 Aug 07 - 05:07 PM (#2130618)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: MBSGeorge

We are looking forward to Wareham - Me Laurence & Teddy will be in attendance. xxx


23 Aug 07 - 07:00 PM (#2132312)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Bonecruncher

Refresh


24 Aug 07 - 05:01 AM (#2132562)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: John MacKenzie

Jack is looking forward to Wareham too!
G


24 Aug 07 - 09:14 AM (#2132658)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Cats

Cream ordered for the cream teas, Pimms in the fridge!


24 Aug 07 - 10:22 AM (#2132700)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Scooby Doo

I am hoping to go.




Scooby.


24 Aug 07 - 01:44 PM (#2132861)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Scooby Doo

I was going to go but i have left it to Eyelander and Miskin man to go.



ScOOBy.


24 Aug 07 - 01:45 PM (#2132862)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: My guru always said

Oh that's good of you Scooby!


24 Aug 07 - 02:14 PM (#2132883)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GUEST,SeaKing at work

I'm hoping to get there by late morning to avoid the afternoon chaos, anyone else be there for lunch ?

Looking forward to catching up with lots of folks..

Chris


24 Aug 07 - 03:30 PM (#2132908)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Polly Squeezebox

Have a great time friends - the three of us will be on our way to Austria via Switzerland and the Jungfrau. I'll raise a glass of port at midnight on the Saturday and think of you in the banquet. Have a song for me.

Pauline, Jack & Zak


25 Aug 07 - 03:41 AM (#2133194)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GRex

Hoping to make it by mid-day on Friday.

    You all bring your voices now.

          GRex


25 Aug 07 - 04:09 AM (#2133199)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Andy Jackson

Well it seems we've been given permission to attend!!!!!

See all our friends there then.

Andy and Jillie.

XXXX


25 Aug 07 - 05:04 AM (#2133220)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: My guru always said

Goodness, it's been a long time since we've seen you Chris, be good to hear you again! Am sure there'll be some Wailers there early, alas not us - save us some beer....

So glad you're able to joing us Andy & Jillie, really looking forward to it!

Safe journeys Pauline, Jack & Zak, enjoy & come home safe!

It's about time I figured out who GRex is (I'm gonna feel so foolish when I finally work it out), p'raps we should do a Catter list?


25 Aug 07 - 05:08 AM (#2133222)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Cats

Safe journey Pauline, Jack and Zak. See the rest of you early afternoonish we hope...depends on what time we get up and how long it takes to drive from Cornwall. Clotted Cream for the cream tea and Pimms will be stowed on boards!


25 Aug 07 - 08:13 PM (#2133566)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Bonecruncher

Refresh


26 Aug 07 - 05:20 AM (#2133740)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Abdul The Bul Bul

I have a suggested cure and it involves a couple of fields in Dorset, an indefinite number of like-minded loonies, several marquees and a pig. Yes, honestly guys, a pig.

Between the above and the fun to be had in kidnapping it's head, presumably after it's been separated from the rest of it, there is not much mention of the pig.

So loonies, tell me;
Is it alive when it arrives at the wail with the killing all part of the festivities?
Should it be billed as a "dead pig"?
It all sounds very traditional and a wonderful feature for the weekend.
Think I'll give it all a miss.

Al


27 Aug 07 - 12:26 PM (#2134583)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Scooby Doo

Refresher.


27 Aug 07 - 12:53 PM (#2134603)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Herga Kitty

Pig roasts are fairly traditional in England - the mediaeval banquet menu does cater for vegetarians, though I can understand that they might not want to attend an event which involves singing the Boar's Head Carol as the pig's head is borne on a salver to the top table.

The big attractions of the Wareham (relocated to Verwood) Wail are the high standard of unaccompanied singing and the lovely rural Dorset setting.

Kitty


27 Aug 07 - 03:09 PM (#2134704)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

Didn't suggest it was everyone's thing, Al but there's really no need to be churlish, is there?


27 Aug 07 - 04:55 PM (#2134780)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Herga Kitty

Morty - I think Caroline and Sarah provide costumes to cover churls, though!

Kitty


27 Aug 07 - 05:58 PM (#2134849)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Phot

Only four days to go now!!!

See you all there!

Wassail!! Chris. (Just a lot excited!!)


28 Aug 07 - 01:47 PM (#2135393)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Only 4 days? Doesn't give me much time to recover from Towersey!

I'm not sure when I'm getting there as I have an errand to do during the day... I may not even make it til Saturday morning so Micca, if you want your tent for Friday, you'd better pick it up by Thursday night!

Looking forward to seeing you again Phot - but can you please get that hound to have a bath soon - in the Barn at Towersey, he was attracting flies! Good job my tankard has a lid...

LTS


28 Aug 07 - 03:36 PM (#2135470)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Leraud

I'm looking forward to it.


28 Aug 07 - 04:09 PM (#2135489)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Jock O' Dreams

So am I, the weather forcast looks so good I think I'll bring ma Kilt!!


28 Aug 07 - 05:05 PM (#2135527)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Dave Earl

Jim said "I'll bring ma Kilt!"

With everything in full working order beneath it? :-)

See you all there should arrive mid afternoon on Friday.

Dave


28 Aug 07 - 05:14 PM (#2135536)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Jock O' Dreams

Aye Dave, there is neathin' worn beneath ma Kilt, it's a' in full workin' order!! The traditional jokes are aye the best!

                        JIM


28 Aug 07 - 05:38 PM (#2135550)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Eye Lander

I say!!!    This is a Wareham virgin here, not quite sure what to expect!!

Jillie


28 Aug 07 - 05:54 PM (#2135562)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Jock O' Dreams

Dinna ye fet ma wee hen, wur a'waws gentle wee furst timers!!

               Jim


29 Aug 07 - 04:13 AM (#2135860)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

Long range forecast looking good...yippee!


29 Aug 07 - 06:05 AM (#2135903)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Cats

Being a virgin is Ok Jillie. Jon's offered to look after you!!!   You'll love it but make sure you have something warm to put round you at the Feast as it can sometimes get a bit chilly in the marquee.... but I suppose if you said you were a bit chilly you could just get lots and lots of people hugging you to keep you warm. We'll be having the new camper warming with Pimms, courtesy of the Mudcat Virtual public house, on saturday.


29 Aug 07 - 06:21 AM (#2135918)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

I'm a virgin too.


















Waits for laughter to die down.

Honestly - the last time I went to a folk event at Wareham, it was the 18Wareham Folk Harvest, a splendid little festival that unfortunately stopped about 20 years ago. I will be attending in the form of an exile returned to her homeland so there had better be some sympathetic hugs for me too!

LTS


29 Aug 07 - 06:51 AM (#2135935)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Scooby Doo

I use to go there too LTS many years ago.I think my son was 2 years old which makes it 1987.



Scooby.


29 Aug 07 - 10:13 AM (#2136037)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Sounds about right... I know I last went in the early 80's... the year Graham Moore wrote 'Tolpuddle Man' in fact.

LTS


30 Aug 07 - 07:19 AM (#2136762)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Cats

It's tomorrow.....


30 Aug 07 - 08:03 AM (#2136780)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Hawker

Missing you all already!
Have a great time.
Lucy


30 Aug 07 - 08:25 AM (#2136794)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Can't help but notice that despite my announcing I'm a virgin, no-one has offered to look after me.

I am somewhat disappointed.

But I have spare mediaeval dress for Severn should he require.

LTS


30 Aug 07 - 11:45 AM (#2136929)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Cats

LTS ~ Look for our new camper, the one flying the Bana Piran [Cornish Flag, white cross on black background] and come and have a glass of Pimms on Saturday afternoon. You'll find all the likely suspects sitting around outside.


30 Aug 07 - 08:12 PM (#2137227)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Houston_Diamond

:( I really wanna go but the other ½ would not be impressed me going whilst just about to go into labour!!!

Ho Hum... have to bring em along next year (If it's still going?!?)


31 Aug 07 - 02:21 AM (#2137441)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Houston - why didn't you tell us at Towersey!!! Congratulations dear, and good luck!

LTS


31 Aug 07 - 06:02 AM (#2137516)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

see you all there and congrats,Houston.


02 Sep 07 - 12:59 PM (#2138952)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Cats

Thanks to Alan and Nikkie for another brilliant weekend. Jillie lost her Wareham Virginity at 8.45 on Saturday night. We all looked very carefully for it but couldn't find it anywhere. And as for LTS... Are you sure you were a virgin? You knew what to do with that pointy bit and how to jiggle it about to get a best fit!!!


02 Sep 07 - 03:44 PM (#2139075)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Herga Kitty

Thanks to everyone who made it such a great weekend - organisers, Task Force and everyone who came along and sang or listened. Lots of wonderful singing, good fellowship and hugely entertaining banquet. Could Morticia or someone from her table let me have the words of the piggy on a spit shanty, please as I don't think I've heard any other song about Derek's knees...

Kitty


02 Sep 07 - 05:51 PM (#2139157)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Phot

Pass the anti freeze!!

Sure we have a copy somewhere!

Wassail! Chris


02 Sep 07 - 06:13 PM (#2139181)
Subject: Lyr add: Piggy on a spit
From: Snuffy

Nicky's in the kitchen drinking gin
Hi-o, piggy on a spit
There's a lot of big knives, so I ain't going in
Hi-o, piggy on a spit
Alan bears the boar's head in
Hi-o, piggy on a spit
Which one has the bigger grin?
Hi-o, piggy on a spit

Piggy on a spit in a field in Verwood
Oh, what a wonderful thing to eat
David's slaving at the fire pit
Standing there turning a piggy on a spit
Hi-o, piggy on a spit
Hey-o, piggy on a spit
Hi-o, piggy on a spit
Hey-o, piggy on a spit


Kitty sings like a nightingale,
And even louder when she's full of ale.
We like looking at Derek's knees
He must drink pints of antifreeze

Kathy and John are like their cats
They bring up the cream, let's leave it at that.
Peter Collins has a great big voice
When he sings, we listen - we have no choice

We're all gathered at the Wareham Wail
Bloody good singing and lots of ale
The kitchen staff have done us proud
Let's sing our song and sing it loud.

Copyright © MCCCCVII Middell Barre Peasants Collective


02 Sep 07 - 07:03 PM (#2139215)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

Thanks for doing that Vaughan, my hand writing sucked after writing it out 5 times.

It was a great weekend, thanks to all of you who made it so. Same time next year, then?


02 Sep 07 - 07:13 PM (#2139220)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GUEST,Psychomorris

I would like also to give a huge thanks to all present. Life cannot get much better, Such a friendly bunch of people all round. Brilliant singing and good fun. I never said goodbye to many people when I left and take this opportunity to do so now. felt rude when I got home. My hangover kicked in from the too much enjoyment at the banquet so drifted away. Alan I hope all is well for next year. Thanks to Kitty and Dereck who encouraged and supported me to sing. Have lost my virginity so many places this year.


02 Sep 07 - 07:47 PM (#2139252)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Snuffy, that should read "Copyright © MCCCCVII Middell Barre Peasants Collective and Sister Elizabeth of the Perpetual Wind."

LTS


03 Sep 07 - 04:46 AM (#2139456)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GRex

Mrs Rex and I thoroughly endorse the comments by Cats & Kitty. A great weekend, new faces, old faces, new songs, old song and some excellent voices.

Many thanks to Alan & Nikkie, a great and successful effort.

Weekend spoilt during the Saturday Evening Sing as I was sitting directly behind Jack. A rear view of Jack with his tail in th air. What did the Queen say about having had a very bad year? A horrible anus!

    See you all there next year.

             GRex


03 Sep 07 - 05:21 AM (#2139480)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Cats

On the way back from Wareham we had a thought... just the one... which was along the lines of any chance of finding any of the past wareham songs to put together for Alan and Nikkie. If anyone has any kicking about, can you pm me and I'll get it sorted for next year. I have 3 or 4 of Dave Marshall's from when the idea first came about.


03 Sep 07 - 05:53 AM (#2139497)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Seaking

Great weekend. Was nice to catch up with old friends, meet new ones and give the tonsils a long overdue workout.

May give up songs about welsh girls with ring black jetlets and universal soldiers though..!

Chris


03 Sep 07 - 06:33 AM (#2139521)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Severn

A Yank's thanks to all who helped make the Wareham Wail a wonderful and thoroughly enjoyable experience for a wandering visitor and first-time attendee.

To Morti, who suggested that I attend and paved the way for it after only have known me in Mudcat print, something I hope you didn't have any cause to regret beyond my returning Jack to your camp.

To Hils, Richard and Liz The Squeak, who transported me to and from the event and provided food and lodging at their homes as well.

Also, of course, to those who transported me to various places of delight in song and story.

To all those who offered cures both refreshingly liquid and genuinely medicinal for a bad throat, hopefully enabling anything I performed to be "rendered" in the manner befitting a good folk song, and NOT in that befitting a carcass for a banquet.

To all translators, instigators, advisors, cooks, costumers and organizers who helped out a bewildered foreigner.

To the Middell Barre Table for adopting me and bringing me into the dinner plans, songs and plots.

And to all the Mudcat names who now have faces to go with them, as well as new friends and contacts some of whom, hopefully, I will be sharing songs and correspondance well into the future.

I hope I was able to give back something somewhere near the quality and of the spirit what I recieved.

I hope to be able to return someday, should they still decide to let any Yanks in in the future .


03 Sep 07 - 06:36 AM (#2139523)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Severn

"of" what I recieved.


03 Sep 07 - 07:20 AM (#2139549)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Does anyone know what I can do with three pounds of dark, sandy soil and some horse poop? Yes... I just washed my feet!

So. I am no longer a virgin. I think I may be an addict. Doing it in a tent is fun!

And for GRex - whoever you were... Jack is now booked into the 'Crap-be-Gone' Rehab and Social Training Centre where he will be fumigated, detoxed and possibly stomach-pumped.

LTS


03 Sep 07 - 09:19 AM (#2139619)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GRex

LTS

I'm pleased to hear it

    GRex


03 Sep 07 - 12:06 PM (#2139712)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GUEST,Petal of Florist

Never been so proud & honoured to lose me virginity in all me life... & twice in one weekend too ( The Wail itself & now Mudcatting!)

Chatting with other virgins, we agreed we'd never experienced anything like the Wail or the welcome.Never done anything like this before,hadn't a clue what to expect, & was quite daunted at prospect of going on my own - needn't've been.From Pam's hello smile as I come into the field, I knew all was going to be ok.Thank you Cathy, Jackie,Liz, Carol,Hilary & Lucy for your great kindness,fun,Bright Blessings... & sloe gin & 'Old Jamaica'ginger rum,certainly warmed the heart of me cockles! Thanks for being so gentle with me, first time out!( And thanks Liz the Squeak, my Green & Blacks chocolate Saviour,IOU a bar of the finest!)

Kaz


03 Sep 07 - 12:36 PM (#2139736)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Herga Kitty

I've sent the link to this thread to Alan White (who's not a Catter), so hopefully he will see the confirmation of how much the virgins and hardened wailers enjoyed the weekend, and why we agree with him that it's worthwhile doing it again next year!

Psychomorris - I think you're a hardened wailer who lost your virginity by actually singing rather than listening this year, aren't you? Anyway, I'm glad that you're gaining confidence and now losing your virginity all over the place.

Kaz - I'm glad that you and the other virgins who hadn't been to the festival before had such a good time. We enjoyed your singing too!

GRex - am I right in thinking that you sing about Dutchmen's trousers (among other topics)?

Kitty

PS should perhaps have said "seasoned" rather than "hardened"....


03 Sep 07 - 01:01 PM (#2139762)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GUEST,Brian&Jacqui

Thanks to Alan & Nickie , the family and all the crew for another great Verham (or is it Warewood?). We'd also like to add our thanks to everyone who came to the top tent sessions, the singing and variety of songs was superb.

Hi Kaz (Petal). We were happy to help de-flower you, and won't be so gentle next time:-). It was lovely to meet you, and we enjoyed your singing. Hope to meet you again soon.

Cats. I believe somebody (it may have been Andy S.) attempted to collect all (or as many as possible) of Dave Marshalls 'pig parodies' a while back.

J&B


03 Sep 07 - 02:50 PM (#2139861)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Jock O' Dreams

What a fantastic week-end, forget about Sidmouth Allan, just run a few more "Wareham's" through out the Year and I for one would be as happy as a pig in !!!    No perhaps I should not say "PIG"

My thanks to Alan & Nickie, the Task Force and anybody else who had a hand in creating the best Week-end of unaccompanied singing in England. Ta Very much

                     Jim


03 Sep 07 - 03:48 PM (#2139907)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Eye Lander

Hello Peeps

Well it might have taken Andy 18 years to find the Wail but it was well worth the wait, such a relaxing weekend. I was worried on Saturday about the time flying by, it was only 1.15pm!! That gave me plenty of time for a snooze to enable me to stay up to the wee small hours.

The banquet was such good fun, it was so good to see everyone in costume, the table service was outstanding, task force worked very very hard, did they have to sing for their supper??

Thanks to the kitchen crew. excellent service, always with a smile, yummy food, yummier scones (or scones) and cream.......... (sorry I was dribbling there for a minute).

A big thank you to the girls for taking me under their wing, I laughed alot it was most therapeutic.

It was lovely to reunite with so many friends.

Thanks to Allan, Nikkie and their team, I do understand just how tired you must be, but book us in for next year please.

Jillie


03 Sep 07 - 04:00 PM (#2139927)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

Could we have your table's song, Cats? I couldn't catch all of the words but it sounded like a cracker.


03 Sep 07 - 04:55 PM (#2139974)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Cats

No probs Morty....

The Noble Pig Roasting

It was early one morning, as I was a walking,
I overheard a noble pig roasting,
Between 2 gentlemen and a bloke in Wellingtons
It was early just as the bar was opening.

Ch
There was Hampshire, Berkshire, Old Spot he was there O
Tamworth he never cooked behind him
There was Saddleback, Large Black, Oxford Black and Sandy
These were the pigs we ate at Wareham.

Now the first pig being young and his trials just beginning
He made straight way for the Beer Tent
The pig he did run in and we followed after him
Thinking to drink his beer for ever.

Now the next pig being old and his days nearly over
He made straight way for the cream teas
The jam he first put on and after that the cream
Cholesterol destroyed his life forever.

Alan drove across the plain, with a pig came back again
His cooks and his singers never fail him
For ever and a day, Old Alan he would say
Sing on me brave boys all together.

Written after a few bottles of excellent wine, champagne, Port and Brandy by Cllr, Champagne Carol, Cats and Jon Heslop. 2007


03 Sep 07 - 05:52 PM (#2140016)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Morticia

Brilliant!


04 Sep 07 - 03:32 AM (#2140314)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GRex

Kitty
       You are perfectly correct, as usual.

             GRex


04 Sep 07 - 04:00 AM (#2140329)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

I'm not entirely sure that having a recognised songwriter write your pigsong is really fair.. I vote he gets passed around next year - I have some suggestions I'd like to put to him...

LTS


04 Sep 07 - 08:02 AM (#2140486)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: OLDNIC

Well we thought that it was a superb weekend with Singarounds that were well run and democratic. What a change from those where "only my mates get a sing and we get lots"
NO high viz jackets or walkie talkie toting control freaks. It was just simply lovely.
The only problems arose from a misunderstanding with my Leige who did not understand a sincere compliment I did not call him Vassal but complimented him on his vast member.
For this I was unfairly flagellated and what was far worse was deprived of any CRACKLING. This will be remembered
Please could Alan and his lovely team run some Training Days for other organisers?
Nic and Jacky


04 Sep 07 - 09:42 AM (#2140561)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GUEST,Brian&Jacqui

Nic,
We thought you said you wanted a good bit of cracking!

Jacky said you enjoyed your punishment, and was disappointed you did not get more.

J&B


04 Sep 07 - 12:31 PM (#2140663)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Cats

Nic, From where I was whipping you you were definitley enjoying it!!!


04 Sep 07 - 12:34 PM (#2140664)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Cats

Forgot to say, Liz, that quite alot of the other groups had 'recognised songwriters' in them too. I don't think there's enough of Jon to pass him round, but should you need his aid I would hate to show you the bar bill it took to write the Noble Pig Roasting!


04 Sep 07 - 12:43 PM (#2140670)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GUEST,Brian&Jacqui

Come on Cats admit it. You were BOTH enjoying it!!!!

J&B


04 Sep 07 - 04:20 PM (#2140851)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Cats

You guessed.


04 Sep 07 - 04:31 PM (#2140860)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Scooby Doo

How canyou talk about Wareham with so stupidity at times when your friend and mine has died.
I am ashamed of you all.



Yas.


04 Sep 07 - 04:44 PM (#2140869)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Herga Kitty

Yas - this is a thread about the Wareham Wail, which was brilliant, and which Col would have loved if he'd been there (and if it hadn't always clashed with Fylde).

We heard about Col in the Sunday lunchtime singaround - the announcement was made by Richard of Taskforce just before it was Jim McAdams' turn to sing, and poor Jim had to follow it. He sang "Where ravens feed", very movingly.

Please don't beat us up for celebrating the Wareham Wail on the WW thread - it deserves to be celebrated, and we aren't in any way hiding our grief about Colin, which we are expressing on the threads about Colin.

Kitty


04 Sep 07 - 06:11 PM (#2140952)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Because if he could, Colin would be the first to tell us to continue enjoying life and celebrating the good things.

LTS


05 Sep 07 - 01:52 AM (#2141210)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Peter K

A number of wailers have already indicated that they will be attending the Funeral. Believe me, we have not and will not forget Colin.

Colin has attended the Wail on several occasions and thoroughly enjoyed himself, but he felt it was a bit far to travel for a weekend especially with Fylde just down the road.


05 Sep 07 - 04:51 AM (#2141273)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GUEST,Brian&Jacqui

We did not know Colin well, but had met him, liked what we knew of him and were saddened by the news.

We have seen him working at various festivals, doing any number of different jobs. Colin and people like him help to create the environment that generates the warmth, friendship and fun that you get at the Wail and other festivals. Without them it would not happen, and without the enjoyment their efforts would be wasted. Please do not regard our frivolity as disrespectful, but as a celebration.

J&B


05 Sep 07 - 05:13 AM (#2141290)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Andy Jackson

When the news of Colin's early move to the other bar was announced , a silence you could almost taste fell over the room. Jim chose just the right song to bring us all back. Yes there where many tearfull eyes for a while but many laughs and perhaps slightly subdued merriment. Colin would have been proud and touched by our response I'm sure.

Andy


06 Sep 07 - 04:24 AM (#2142206)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: My guru always said

Another wonderful Wail, huge thanks to Alan & Nikkie, the Task Force & Crew and who all who made this such a special weekend for us all and indoctrinated a whole lotta virgins!!

Thanks too to the artistry of Jacqui and the imagination of the Pimms workshop which helped to create the 'Squiggle of Boris', the 'Petal of Florist' and suchlike - great fun, roll on next year!

The Magic Box is now safe and sound back on the mantelpiece where it belongs *grin*


06 Sep 07 - 07:55 AM (#2142290)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GUEST,Noreen

I have been following this thread with envy.

Nothing and nobody is going to stop me getting to Wareham (or Verwood) next year.

I am sure Colin's anniversary will be celebrated by all at WW in September 08. It will not be possible to forget him!


06 Sep 07 - 08:54 AM (#2142314)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GUEST,Cats at Work

Noreen ~ As part of the banquet the Lord and Lady always raise their glasses and we all drink a toast to 'absent friends'. Colin will always be remembered along with others who are no longer with us.


06 Sep 07 - 11:32 AM (#2142458)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

OOhh... I thought they were saying 'Absinthe rends' and thinking how right they were!!

Sister Elizabeth of the Perpetual Winds


06 Sep 07 - 12:41 PM (#2142534)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Scooby Doo

I cant believe my friends who are taking the piss out of the festival, that they have been at but Col K who should be responding is keeping a low key.
I think i know my friends in the folk scene.Flyde.




Scooby


06 Sep 07 - 02:46 PM (#2142617)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Herga Kitty

Yas - no-one on this thread has been disrespectful to Colin - far from it. On the other hand there is no mention of Colin's passing on the Fylde festival thread, yet. Fylde Folk Festival 2007

Kitty


06 Sep 07 - 02:57 PM (#2142622)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Scooby Doo

I did mention that someone had sympathy and that was Flyde.


Scooby


06 Sep 07 - 04:12 PM (#2142691)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

So who is Flyde?

LTS


06 Sep 07 - 04:38 PM (#2142719)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

Scooby - why are you not jumping into other threads to tell us all how to grieve and mourn our friend? No mention on the Fylde Festival thread... no mention on the Towersey thread, where he'd also been in the past... nothing in the Secret Santa threads either. Surely we can't be thinking of doing the Secret Santa without Col, who was an integral part of it on more than one occasion...?! Why not in the Shrewsbury festival thread?

Please, back off and keep the grief to the Obit and funeral threads. There were people at Wareham who haven't the foggiest idea who Col was. If you're ashamed of us, then fine, but keep it to yourself and admonish us individually in PMs and when we meet face to face. Wareham was a bloody great weekend until Sunday afternoon and lots of people want to remember it like that, before the hammer fell.

LTS


06 Sep 07 - 04:41 PM (#2142722)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Scooby Doo

It was your first Wareham you should p****** and let us remember Colin!!!!!!!.



Scooby


06 Sep 07 - 04:48 PM (#2142729)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

And a response like that would likely make it the last for several people. How dare you!


06 Sep 07 - 05:00 PM (#2142751)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GUEST

I would wish that more people made the effort to live their lives to the full, rather than just exist as some people do. Colin Kemp. God Bless him.


06 Sep 07 - 05:16 PM (#2142764)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Dave Earl

Yas

Please!

When the announcement was made the session came to a complete halt and Jim MacAdam was completely dumstruct for a minute or two. We restarted the session with Jim leading the song. I believe that Colin (who was a mate of mine)would not have wanted a session ended because of him.

Those of us that knew Colin have expressed or sense of loss in the other threads and those of us that can are going ton the funeral.

What is being said in this thread is that The Wail was a great success despite the loss of our friend and yours.

Dave


06 Sep 07 - 05:24 PM (#2142767)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: My guru always said

Yas, please try to listen to and understand what people are trying to tell you, and not attack people in the way that you are without thinking over your response in a rational way. I am asking you this in public as a friend. You are not normally nasty to people and I believe you owe Liz an apology. I am certain that most other Catters reading your response would agree with me.


07 Sep 07 - 03:01 AM (#2143071)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Scooby Doo

Liz i am very sorry for upsetting you.


Scooby.


07 Sep 07 - 05:56 AM (#2143142)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GRex

I hope that the misunderstandings re the passing of Colin are now over. I did not know Colin but after reading the messages on this thread, I wish that I had.

Now back to the Wail. At one of the sings, I heard an extra verse to Keith Marsden's Funeral Song, a favorite of song mine. The verse was, to my mind, extremely funny. Please, can anyone supply the words?

         GRex


07 Sep 07 - 06:24 AM (#2143150)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: Liz the Squeak

That would be Snuffy. PM him and I'm sure he'll pass the extra verse along.

Scooby, apology accepted, thank you. It's been a hard week for lots of people.

LTS


07 Sep 07 - 01:30 PM (#2143391)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GRex

Many thanks Liz. I have PM'd Snuffy.

          GRex


21 Sep 07 - 05:49 AM (#2154125)
Subject: RE: Who's for Wareham this year?
From: GUEST,Sarer

Deepest apologies I completely forgot to let everyone know that the costume fund raised £65 this year.
The Money is for Folk For MS
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=FOLK+FOR+MS&btnG=Google+Search&meta=
if you want to see the charity.
Sarer