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28 Jul 07 - 01:31 PM (#2113431) Subject: BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Rapparee For some reason, I can't get the auction to work, but...100% to the Mudcat. Twenty-five (25) genuine, first-quality (these are NOT shags!), home-grown, organic golf balls. Assorted brands (Titleist, Nooble, Nike, Calloway and others). Locally harvested from my back yard, some with the dirt still on them (proves they're organic). Most are white or sorta white. Can be thrown at neighbors, used as sling ammunition, in art works, or even for playing golf. Probably not worth shipping outside the US. I'll pay shipping. Auction Thread (click) |
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28 Jul 07 - 01:35 PM (#2113435) Subject: RE: BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Little Hawk Hmmm. They're used, right? I would expect a discount. |
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28 Jul 07 - 02:32 PM (#2113470) Subject: RE: BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Ebbie Little Hawk, these are not 'used' balls. Rapaire has the latest gadget that beeps whenever it hovers over a high quality golf ball, not matter how deeply it's buried. Basicly, he is mining. If Rap is not inclined to give you the address of his source for this highpowered dowser, pm me. |
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28 Jul 07 - 02:33 PM (#2113474) Subject: RE: BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Little Hawk Well, maybe. He says the dirt is still on them. I want them cleaned and sterilized before I consider buying. You never know where they've been. |
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28 Jul 07 - 03:23 PM (#2113510) Subject: RE: BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Ebbie Humph Do you boil and sterilize mushrooms? |
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28 Jul 07 - 04:26 PM (#2113541) Subject: RE: BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Little Hawk No....it's just that I think Rapaire's balls would benefit from special treatment, that's all. Like a brief immersion in boiling oil. It only takes a few seconds to achieve sterilization in that manner. |
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28 Jul 07 - 04:29 PM (#2113549) Subject: RE: BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Ebbie lol You got that right. |
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28 Jul 07 - 05:30 PM (#2113579) Subject: RE: BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: katlaughing I say we slice 'em and strip 'em nekkid and play Jacks with 'em!! |
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28 Jul 07 - 05:35 PM (#2113583) Subject: RE: BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Georgiansilver There's a hole in one! |
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28 Jul 07 - 05:56 PM (#2113598) Subject: RE: BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Little Hawk We had a cat named Taffy who was a hell of a fighter. Absolutely deadly. He never lost. Not even to three dogs, on one occasion, and one of them was a rather mean German Shepherd. This, despite the fact that some inconsiderate vet had removed his family jewels while he was sedated...the vile animal abuser! I imagine that Taffy, if ever questioned by another cat as to his lack of said fuzzy family jewels, would have replied... "Sold 'em. To the highest bidder. Got $500,000 apiece at Sotheby's. What's it to ya, jerkface?" |
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28 Jul 07 - 06:33 PM (#2113620) Subject: RE: BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Rapparee The Sale ends at midnight on September 1. |
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28 Jul 07 - 08:00 PM (#2113658) Subject: RE: BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: catspaw49 Outside of the obvious usage (and if you don't play golf) you might buy some for Hillbilly Horseshoes (Bolo Toss) which we have had a ton of fun with camping especially. Get yourself some PVC and saw it up. We made ours in about an hour. Spaw |
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28 Jul 07 - 08:26 PM (#2113674) Subject: RE: BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Little Hawk Perfect. Hey man, have you checked in on the Crazy Horse Monument webcam lately? |
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28 Jul 07 - 10:29 PM (#2113739) Subject: RE: BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: catspaw49 Yeah.....The guy changed it awhile back and now you can't see the giftshop and parking so there really is NO action at all. I can't wait for winter to come and see some of those thrilling views as the snow flies up Crazy's nose................yeah, that'll be great man............ Spaw |
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28 Jul 07 - 10:42 PM (#2113743) Subject: RE: BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Little Hawk Geez. Makes ya wonder, doesn't it? I bet the sunsets are still beautiful, though. |
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29 Jul 07 - 11:18 AM (#2113983) Subject: RE: BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Joe Offer Here's the Auction Thread (click)I set this auction up for Rapaire because he was having technical problems. But now I'm wondering if this is a setup from Rapaire, tricking me into putting my name on the top of a "I'm Selling My Balls" auction. -the Modest and Demure Joe Offer- |
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29 Jul 07 - 11:56 AM (#2114010) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: catspaw49 Actually, he's selling Crazy Horse's balls......... Spaw |
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29 Jul 07 - 11:59 AM (#2114016) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Little Hawk I just took a look. It's very sunny there today. Lots of rocks. |
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29 Jul 07 - 12:18 PM (#2114037) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: JennyO Any balls? |
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29 Jul 07 - 12:19 PM (#2114039) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Little Hawk I don't think so. But they don't have a "zoom" function, so I'm not sure. |
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29 Jul 07 - 05:47 PM (#2114239) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Rapparee Nope, I really couldn't get it to work. Dunno why it didn't, but it didn't. By the way, each ball has been bounce-tested by me personally and I warrant that they do, indeed, bounce. |
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29 Jul 07 - 08:59 PM (#2114350) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Deckman Which Septemeber first? Bob |
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29 Jul 07 - 09:05 PM (#2114354) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Rapparee September 1, 2007. At midnight. After that my balls are no longer on sale until the next time. |
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29 Jul 07 - 09:13 PM (#2114358) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Deckman Which midnight ... there are several, you know! Bob |
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29 Jul 07 - 09:35 PM (#2114366) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: The Fooles Troupe I've put in a bid. I reckon I can flog them off one at a time for a profit - there must be lots of people, guys and gals, who, for one reason or other would like to get their hands on at least one of Rapaire's balls.... |
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29 Jul 07 - 10:00 PM (#2114382) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Deckman Words fail me ... and damned well they should! |
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30 Jul 07 - 07:26 PM (#2115098) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: The Fooles Troupe Hey, what's this business about letting The Foolestroupe get stuck with a handful of Rapaire's balls? Somebody else PLEASE put in a bid... |
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30 Jul 07 - 08:07 PM (#2115111) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Little Hawk "I warrant that they do, indeed, bounce." How high? |
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30 Jul 07 - 08:41 PM (#2115128) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: The Fooles Troupe Were you in the Marines, LH? :-) |
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30 Jul 07 - 09:07 PM (#2115139) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Rapparee Mid-chest height, actually, most of them. Sometimes you can watch me in the backyard, bouncing my balls off the concrete patio. |
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30 Jul 07 - 09:10 PM (#2115143) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Little Hawk And no one has complained??? Well, mid-chest is pretty good. I'll have to give this some serious thought. |
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30 Jul 07 - 09:26 PM (#2115150) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: The Fooles Troupe ooooooooooooooooooooo...... |
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31 Jul 07 - 12:15 AM (#2115243) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: frogprince For four score and seven years, I scratched my balls, and rubbed my nuts; Only to find out, too late, as I lay dying, That I could have bounced my balls, and cracked my nuts. ( Written by a college roommate approx 40 years ago). |
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25 Aug 07 - 10:34 PM (#2133629) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Rapparee HURRY HURRY HURRY! ONLY DAYS LEFT IN THE AUCTION! 100% to the Cat and I pay to ship my balls* AND a genuine BEAR MAT (marked by the grizzly!). Get your bids in on this never-to-repeated offer! *I'm not using them. |
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28 Aug 07 - 02:05 PM (#2135413) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: gnu HURRY HURRY HURRY! ONLY SIX (6) DAYS LEFT IN THE AUCTION! 100% to the Cat and he pays to ship his balls* AND a genuine BEAR MAT (marked by the grizzly!). Get your bids in NOW on this never-to-repeated offer! *He's not using them. |
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30 Aug 07 - 06:59 AM (#2136748) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: gnu Only two full days left and the auction is really heating up with some frenzied bidding extending to three continents so far. |
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30 Aug 07 - 08:51 AM (#2136806) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: The Fooles Troupe I'm just trying to help keep the ladies hands off yer balls mate.... |
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01 Sep 07 - 07:01 AM (#2138261) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: gnu The pace is frantic! |
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01 Sep 07 - 07:33 AM (#2138277) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: The Fooles Troupe Help! Help! Help! when the music finishes, I may be found with Rapaire's balls in my hands!!!! |
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01 Sep 07 - 10:29 AM (#2138338) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: gnu Nope. Not gonna say it. Where's Spaw? |
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01 Sep 07 - 03:34 PM (#2138503) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: gnu Oh come on!!! Jeepers creepers!!!! Hundreds of people per day use this site and only a SMALL percentage donate any coin at all!!! I personally know a lot of 'Cats that do donate and I gotta tell ya, a lot of us are PISSED that the rest of you sorry ass broke dick malamuccas (Spg Spaw?) can't pony up a few bucks to help Max out. Maybe some of you could get together and put in a decent bid and then divide up Rap's balls? He ain't usin em. That there genuine Canuck bear mat is worth a lot more than a US sawbuck!!! C'mon now... show me you ain't a bunch of pussy 'Cats. |
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01 Sep 07 - 04:35 PM (#2138542) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Little Hawk Still can't find a buyer, Rap? |
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02 Sep 07 - 10:18 AM (#2138833) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: The Fooles Troupe Curses! Foiled Again! |
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02 Sep 07 - 12:55 PM (#2138948) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: gnu Gotta be a pretty sharp blade to keep Carole fenced in. She's the epeetome of a shrewd bidder. |
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04 Sep 07 - 06:25 PM (#2140965) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: SussexCarole OK Ladies - Rapaire's balls are in my clutches. Watch out I may share them! |
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04 Sep 07 - 09:09 PM (#2141077) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: The Fooles Troupe ooooooooooooo |
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04 Sep 07 - 09:15 PM (#2141081) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Rapparee (Singing) My heart belongs to Daddy, But my balls belong to her.... |
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04 Sep 07 - 10:52 PM (#2141151) Subject: RE: Auction BS: I'm selling my balls.... From: Cluin Well, I'm GIVING my balls away. Little by little. One squirt at a time. |