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05 Aug 07 - 01:37 PM (#2119761) Subject: BS: Frequently given answers From: Bert Because! |
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05 Aug 07 - 01:43 PM (#2119764) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Little Hawk No! |
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05 Aug 07 - 01:48 PM (#2119767) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Emma B Ask your mother! |
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05 Aug 07 - 01:48 PM (#2119768) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Alice Yes! |
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05 Aug 07 - 01:50 PM (#2119770) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Alice Two answers I get a lot... Maybe. and Come back later. |
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05 Aug 07 - 01:51 PM (#2119772) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: pdq 21 |
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05 Aug 07 - 01:59 PM (#2119777) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Cluin The computer software won't let me input that information. Just ignore it this month and it should be straightened out for the next statement. |
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05 Aug 07 - 02:06 PM (#2119781) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: pdq "Error Occurred While Processing Request" |
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05 Aug 07 - 03:24 PM (#2119847) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: autolycus Fine thanks. And you? Ivor |
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05 Aug 07 - 03:26 PM (#2119848) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Rusty Dobro Because I said so! No, sorry, I don't play requests. Not if you were the last man in the world! |
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05 Aug 07 - 03:31 PM (#2119853) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Peace |
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05 Aug 07 - 04:57 PM (#2119920) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Uncle_DaveO "Up yours, Jack!" And less provocative: "I'll think about it." Dave Oesterreich |
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05 Aug 07 - 05:15 PM (#2119933) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Liz the Squeak 42 LTS |
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05 Aug 07 - 06:24 PM (#2119964) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: GUEST,mg Plantar fasciitis. |
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05 Aug 07 - 06:27 PM (#2119966) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Bill D "No, officer, I didn't see any sign." |
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05 Aug 07 - 06:34 PM (#2119971) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: SussexCarole "In a minute" |
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05 Aug 07 - 06:34 PM (#2119972) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Peace Suck rocks! |
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05 Aug 07 - 06:48 PM (#2119979) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Bill D "Good enough for government work." "Close enough for folk music." "What was the question?" |
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05 Aug 07 - 06:59 PM (#2119984) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Rowan Why!!!!!? |
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05 Aug 07 - 07:06 PM (#2119990) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Col K Why not? |
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05 Aug 07 - 09:35 PM (#2120038) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: John O'L Can't afford it this week. Where you dropped it last time. |
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05 Aug 07 - 11:51 PM (#2120094) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: JennyO Not till after your dinner. Probably somewhere in your mess of papers. In the microwave thawing out. You had it last. Same place it always goes. |
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06 Aug 07 - 02:22 AM (#2120138) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Liz the Squeak Did you check down the back of the sofa yet? Although that does actually cover both question and answer... It's almost invariably under the piano, if it's not down the back of the sofa. LTS |
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06 Aug 07 - 02:25 AM (#2120139) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Liz the Squeak Well, it looks like a willy... just smaller. LTS |
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06 Aug 07 - 03:00 AM (#2120145) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Rusty Dobro You don't NEED another guitar! It's more than me job's worth. Were you going to do it with THAT? |
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06 Aug 07 - 03:17 AM (#2120151) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Liz the Squeak Ah, but dead birds don't fall out of nests. LTS |
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06 Aug 07 - 05:17 AM (#2120177) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Rusty Dobro LTS - LOL! |
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06 Aug 07 - 06:05 AM (#2120183) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: catspaw49 Too early to tell, too late to care. Go fuck yourself. Spaw |
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06 Aug 07 - 06:51 AM (#2120201) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: GUEST,PMB In a bottle on the roof. I've got a bone in my arm. I'll think about it. A jump at the pantry door and a bite at the latch. Gone to see a man about a dog. |
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06 Aug 07 - 07:18 AM (#2120210) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: JennyO There and back to see how far it is. (one of my grandfather's) |
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06 Aug 07 - 07:23 AM (#2120212) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Mr Happy ...........as well as can be expected under prevailing circumstances |
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06 Aug 07 - 07:42 AM (#2120220) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: The Fooles Troupe Toe Jam Sandwiches. |
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06 Aug 07 - 08:31 AM (#2120235) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: GUEST,fudged 'I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago' 'The minister is unavailable for comment' 'it is not the government's policy to comment on intelligence matters' It could get worse, better stop there:) |
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06 Aug 07 - 09:08 AM (#2120247) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Cluin "Don't know. Don't care." (aka "Fuck you for asking. Fuck you very much.") |
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06 Aug 07 - 09:28 AM (#2120260) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: EBarnacle Very well, half of the __________ are not thieves. |
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06 Aug 07 - 09:41 AM (#2120265) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Bert Mom used to say "Under my arm hanging on a kiss curl" |
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06 Aug 07 - 10:11 AM (#2120285) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: MaineDog No, but if you start it, I'll join in. The dog did it. MD |
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06 Aug 07 - 11:38 AM (#2120289) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Donuel ...to spend more time with his family |
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06 Aug 07 - 03:24 PM (#2120342) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Severn LOVE! Blowing In The Wind! Yo Mama! If it doesn't rain. Not tonight, I have a headache! C'est la vie! In your dreams! I know you are, but what am I? Yes, of course I love you..... ...and for 8-Ball owners: Ask Again Later Signs point to yes. |
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06 Aug 07 - 03:28 PM (#2120346) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Little Hawk What???? |
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06 Aug 07 - 03:29 PM (#2120350) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Little Hawk "12 inches." |
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06 Aug 07 - 03:35 PM (#2120355) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Cluin Two weeks. |
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06 Aug 07 - 03:51 PM (#2120363) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Little Hawk What's it look like I'm doing? |
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07 Aug 07 - 07:39 AM (#2120759) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: The Fooles Troupe "Am I In, Love?" |
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07 Aug 07 - 07:59 AM (#2120766) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: GUEST,CrazyEddie |
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07 Aug 07 - 08:01 AM (#2120767) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: GUEST,CrazyEddie Upstairs in a pie-tent in Ardfert. Up in Nellie's room behind the wallpaper. As far as turn-back(where the geese walk bare-foot). |
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07 Aug 07 - 08:09 AM (#2120776) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: GUEST,Squeaky at work No, now get back in there and don't make me get the hose! LTS |
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07 Aug 07 - 11:48 AM (#2120847) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: JennyO As old as my tongue and as young as my teeth. A wigwam for a goose's bridle. Because Y is a crooked letter and you can't make it straight. So's Christmas. |
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07 Aug 07 - 01:42 PM (#2120934) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Bill D "In just a few more months, we'll know if the Surge is working!" (given every few weeks) |
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07 Aug 07 - 03:51 PM (#2121040) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Cluin "Shut up!" |
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07 Aug 07 - 07:00 PM (#2121205) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: frogprince two hairs past a freckle |
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07 Aug 07 - 08:26 PM (#2121262) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Gurney I am unable to answer because of ignorance and indifference. Or a translation thereof. |
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08 Aug 07 - 04:26 AM (#2121481) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: GUEST,PMB You can put it where the sun don't shine. |
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08 Aug 07 - 07:02 AM (#2121551) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: GUEST,not very good guitar player Its in the post Yo Blud! |
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08 Aug 07 - 07:27 AM (#2121564) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: kendall I fell down and stepped on it. If it was up your ass you'd know. It's not my turn to watch it. True story, I swear... Some years ago, I was having a problem with my knee, and a neighbor loaned me a big magnetic bandage. Wearing it on the outside, I walked into a little store, and a nosy woman asked what I did to my knee. This is what I told her.."My wife and I were doing it like dogs and she ran up under the porch." I thought she would be offended, but, she laughed right out loud. She may have wet her knickers...I didn't check. |
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08 Aug 07 - 07:41 AM (#2121578) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Splott Man "Wait and see" courtesy of my mum |
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08 Aug 07 - 08:14 AM (#2121598) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: kendall "I do." |
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08 Aug 07 - 12:53 PM (#2121780) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Little Hawk "You must be joking." |
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08 Aug 07 - 01:24 PM (#2121804) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Liz the Squeak Kendall - she may not have, but I nearly did!!! A friend at work had to explain why he was sporting a sling and a black eye... he told everyone the frequent answer - he fell down a step. He later divulged the true and less frequent answer to me. He and his lady friend were engaged in a little sporting fixture which involved twin beds pushed together. They got rather enthusiastic, the beds shot apart, he ended up dislocating his shoulder as he landed on the floor between them, and blackened his eye on her knee as he went. LTS |
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08 Aug 07 - 01:27 PM (#2121809) Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers From: Cluin Then there are those bruises that show up after a fun night and you're not sure where the came from... U.P.I. = Unidentified Party Injury |