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BS: Infrequently Given Answers!

06 Aug 07 - 09:56 AM (#2120274)
Subject: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Mr Happy

I'd adore a decapitation!!


06 Aug 07 - 09:59 AM (#2120279)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: pdq

"I'm sorry, but you have given me too much money."


06 Aug 07 - 11:48 AM (#2120297)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Donuel

Your Halliburton stock has just dropped 25%



(it really has)


06 Aug 07 - 04:57 PM (#2120426)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Liz the Squeak

Of course your bum doesn't look fat in that!

LTS


06 Aug 07 - 05:12 PM (#2120431)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: RangerSteve

Of course you can have a raise. You deserve it, and have for a long time.


06 Aug 07 - 05:15 PM (#2120434)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Linda Kelly

of course this cake heavily laden with cream and chocolate contains absolutely no calories whatsoever!


06 Aug 07 - 05:15 PM (#2120435)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Phil Cooper

That's the banjo player's porsche. (attributed to Johnny Carson on a bit of least used english phrases.)


06 Aug 07 - 05:39 PM (#2120452)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Severn

"The answer is 'pissing in the wind'".


07 Aug 07 - 08:08 AM (#2120774)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Dave the Gnome

It was me.

:D


07 Aug 07 - 11:01 AM (#2120826)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: autolycus

I'm too ill-informed to answer that.






       Ivor


07 Aug 07 - 11:57 AM (#2120849)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Liz the Squeak

I'm so sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going.

I do apologise, I shouldn't be cycling on the pavement.

I really am sorry, I was being a pratt and going far too fast.

All of which should have been said by the cyclist who nearly got me by the Euston Underpass this morning.

LTS


07 Aug 07 - 06:12 PM (#2121164)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Rowan

Of course I won't still love you in the morning; I'm only having sex with you 'coz it beats masturbating.


07 Aug 07 - 06:19 PM (#2121172)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Cluin

Hey, that one didn't smell too bad!


07 Aug 07 - 06:45 PM (#2121199)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: frogprince

Sure, I'd just love to record one of your songs!


07 Aug 07 - 07:58 PM (#2121246)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Amos

No, I wouldn't mind if your favorite girlfriend joined us....


A


07 Aug 07 - 08:29 PM (#2121264)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: MaineDog

No, I don't want to play frisbee or go swimming, and you can keep that yukky kibble for yourself!
WOOF!


08 Aug 07 - 08:14 AM (#2121597)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: kendall

I'd love to.

You don't have to pay me back.


08 Aug 07 - 01:36 PM (#2121818)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Liz the Squeak

It's no big deal....

It happens to a lot of guys...

No problem dear, we can just snuggle!

LTS


08 Aug 07 - 01:40 PM (#2121824)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Cluin

Yes, of course I was faking it.


08 Aug 07 - 05:19 PM (#2122018)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Slag

Why "Yes", Shambles was right in a sort of obnoxious way. We do censure. We don't give an explanation. We don't let you amend your text and even though it is your work, you can't keep it in your personal info and you no longer have access to it


08 Aug 07 - 06:15 PM (#2122059)
Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Col K

Yes of course you can have £10,000 and not pay me back.

















And if you believe that ........