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31 Aug 07 - 02:38 PM (#2137836) Subject: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: SINSULL I wanted to be the first. A very happy unbirthday to you! And many many more. |
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31 Aug 07 - 02:48 PM (#2137838) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: John MacKenzie Oh Sins, you are wicked! I wonder where you got that idea from? A very merry unbirthday Joe ¦¬] Giok |
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31 Aug 07 - 03:14 PM (#2137859) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: George Seto - af221@chebucto.ns.ca Cool! Hope you have a great day then. |
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31 Aug 07 - 03:26 PM (#2137866) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: Susanne (skw) Does that mean you don't like birthdays, Joe? Oh well - have a nice day ... :-) |
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31 Aug 07 - 04:21 PM (#2137901) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: Wesley S From Alice in Wonderland: A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY Music Sammy Fain Lyrics Bob Hillard A very merry unbirthday To me To who? To me Oh, you A very merry unbirthday To you Who, me? To you Oh, me Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea A very merry unbirthday to you Now statistics prove Prove that you've one birthday Imagine just one birthday every year Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer A very merry unbirthday To me? To you A very merry unbirthday For me? For you Now blow the candle out, my dear And make your wish come true A very merry unbirthday to you |
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31 Aug 07 - 05:52 PM (#2137962) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: Joe Offer Oh, gee. Now, how long will THIS go on? Until next August? Oy. -Joe- |
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31 Aug 07 - 08:36 PM (#2138073) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: Alba OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH JOE I didn't know it wasn't your Birthday. I will spend the next 364 days making up for my ignorance of this VERY important fact by refreshing this Thread, started by Sinsull, daily. I hope this small gesture on my part will help you see that I care...deeply Jude |
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31 Aug 07 - 10:22 PM (#2138120) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: The Fooles Troupe ... probably 6 foot deep, if you keep it up... :-P |
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31 Aug 07 - 11:07 PM (#2138138) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: Deckman "Hauskaa Syntampaiva!" Joe. I know you don't understand Finnish ... but this is a good blessing! CHEERS, Bob(deckman)Nelson |
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01 Sep 07 - 06:57 AM (#2138259) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: gnu Say, Bob, I did not know you are also a Finnish Carpenter. |
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01 Sep 07 - 07:07 AM (#2138265) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: Wilfried Schaum Oh my God - shall this bloody show go on? Have mercy, gentle Joe, and lift your secret! Reveal the exact day of your birth! PLEASE! P.S. [Not so] sorry to have started this nonsense. W. |
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01 Sep 07 - 09:56 AM (#2138322) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: ranger1 Joe, by now you should know not to give anyone in this forum any opening what-so-ever. Wait until you see the unbirthday gifts! |
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01 Sep 07 - 09:59 AM (#2138323) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: artbrooks Why are you still having birthdays at your age? Or do you get younger if you have an unbirthday? Might be desirable, as old as you are! |
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01 Sep 07 - 10:24 AM (#2138333) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: Alba as promised.....refresh ......*innocent smile* |
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01 Sep 07 - 10:51 AM (#2138357) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: catspaw49 I have had it!!!! Great Christ on a fockin' crutch!!! For years I have tried to support you Joe. I know your supposed hatred of ANY birthday thread for a variety of reasons and specifically because they tend to say just the same old things. In trying to ease what I believed to be your suffering, your angst, over this I posted to almost all of them with a different message guaranteed to make the thread "different." Over the years I have told various wonderful folks to fuck off, get bent, bite me, kiss my ass, etc., for absolutely no other reason than to relieve your troubled mind. Well you can just fuck off, get bent, bite me, kiss my ass, and take a hot lead enema to boot. You really are a sleaze and a lying sack of shit. You love these damn threads! No need to admit it because its obvious. We can all see what you've done and it is so pathetic and self-serving that I don't know how I can ever respect anything of yours again. YOU HAVE CREATED YOUR OWN GROUP OF JOE'S BIRTHDAY THREADS!?!?!? You're pathetic......talk about your broke-dick mamaluccas............Man, you really take the cake. Don't send me any apologies you fockin' weasel. I will be forwarding this message on to Shambles as I know this is what he expected of you and will be relieved to see himself vindicated. He is of course a complete asshole himself but now he will be an asshole with a smile. Blow me Spaw |
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01 Sep 07 - 11:50 AM (#2138388) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: John MacKenzie I've heard of an approving pat on the head, but really! Blow yourself Spaw. Giok ¦¬] That would be some trick wouldn't it? |
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01 Sep 07 - 11:53 AM (#2138390) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: JennyO Ah yes, but can he lick his own eyebrows? |
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01 Sep 07 - 03:59 PM (#2138512) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: catspaw49 One way or the other Jenny.......Somethinghas to be pretty long. Spaw |
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04 Sep 07 - 01:25 AM (#2140261) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: Celtaddict Wow, Spaw, what long eyebrows you have. . . . |
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04 Sep 07 - 05:56 AM (#2140378) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: John MacKenzie It's Joe's unbirthday, wish him many happies folkies. G. |
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04 Sep 07 - 03:18 PM (#2140791) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: Celtaddict Many happies folkies, Joe. |
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07 Sep 07 - 09:29 PM (#2143673) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: GUEST,Alba's Filler-Inner Oh dear oh dear oh dear am I late?! Alba has taken off, flouncing really in a gorgeous diaphonous gown for a last of the summer fling up north before the snow flies...does it really fly? Ach, woo noze?! Well now, my guid mon...she dinae fergit yoo...Aye jist fell off in m'duties, but Aye am goin' t'fill in fer her an' make shoor this t'read stays up in the stratosphere! Happy Unbirthday! |
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08 Sep 07 - 05:21 AM (#2143816) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: John MacKenzie Jings crivens help ma boab, dae ye no ken it's a thing that'll gar ye grue, and leave ye a' forfochen if you dinnae dae yer duty, and pay homage tae yon muckle cheese JO. Happy unbirthday Oh omnipotent one! Giok |
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08 Sep 07 - 05:40 AM (#2143826) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: David C. Carter I haven't bought you an unbirthday gift,but I've decided not to send it! It should't arrive in the post anyday now. Have a Happy One! David |
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08 Sep 07 - 04:47 PM (#2144141) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: catspaw49 David I think you have hit upon something here..............That sleazebag Joe deserves to be inundated wioth non-gifts. We need a campaign to not send as many non-gifts as possible right away. That'll show his miserable little ass!!!!! ...........or not...................... Spaw |
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08 Sep 07 - 08:09 PM (#2144297) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: David C. Carter Spaw,I've been trying to wrap this non-gift in nothing for the last half hour.It's hard to know where not to stick the stamp! David |
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09 Sep 07 - 06:21 AM (#2144466) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: John MacKenzie Spaw might just be able to tell you exactly where to stick it David ¦¬] G |
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09 Sep 07 - 12:23 PM (#2144657) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: katlaughing So did someone already make him un'offer he can't refuse? *groan* Couldn't resist! |
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09 Sep 07 - 03:35 PM (#2144757) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: catspaw49 I think I would definitely not put the stamp on the non- package and might just eturn it to the Post Office when I didn't mail the non-gift. That'll show him!!!! I think we do not need to make him an un-offer he CAN refuse just in the spirit of the unfairness of this unbirthday. Spaw |
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09 Sep 07 - 03:56 PM (#2144774) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: John MacKenzie Have you put a non return address an this non package, for this non nonentity? BTW Happy unbirthday Joe. Giok |
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09 Sep 07 - 08:39 PM (#2145000) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: GUEST,Alba's Unfiller-Inner Hey there, Buckaroos and Buckarooesses! A great big Unhowdy from the Wild West of Hollywood. Jist belly up t'de unbar here folks and have an uncola (being's I'se a teetotaller!) wid me fer ol' times sakes an' lets us wish that Offer fellah a great big happy Unbirfday from me an' all o'the gang on d'old UnPar-D Ranch! There, that oughta hold ya 'til m'pahdnuh, Alba, gits back...so long it's been good to meech'ya! |
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10 Sep 07 - 04:27 AM (#2145201) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: David C. Carter "Spaw just might be able to tell you exactly where to stick it David" Thank you John! I won't try to not forget that. By the way.If nobody needs no help in not finding a non-gift,then they know where not to come! Not David |
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11 Sep 07 - 09:42 PM (#2146917) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: catspaw49 I'm hoping for more not find this thread so they won't know not to not send a non gift.......... Spaw |
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11 Sep 07 - 10:21 PM (#2146932) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: SINSULL Just back from Jacqui and Kendall's where I was privileged to view the real UNbirthday gift to be delivered to Joe at the Getaway. Might want to bring an extra suitcase, Joe. SINS |
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22 Sep 07 - 05:31 AM (#2154806) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: John MacKenzie Due to the unkind attentions of one of our spamming friends, this thread resurfaced. SO!! Happy unbirthday Chief Honcho. Giok Bet you hoped I'd forgotten ;) |
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22 Sep 07 - 06:23 AM (#2154816) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: David C. Carter I think Joe oughtn't to have taken the effort in not telling us what he didn't get!And what he didn't think of any of it. Happy...er...! David |
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24 Sep 07 - 10:37 AM (#2156290) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: John MacKenzie Yes Joe, what didn't you get, come on we don't need to not know what you didn't get. Why don't you tell us? Sorry am I being negative? G. |
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24 Sep 07 - 10:56 AM (#2156299) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: David C. Carter I think he's been so uninundated with what he didn't get, that he's having a hard time trying not to find where not to start. D |
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26 Sep 07 - 07:32 AM (#2157612) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: John MacKenzie Still no response from El Grande Formaggio, I think he's had so many non presents he's still not opening them. No doubt, in time he will not let us know what he never got. G |
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28 Sep 07 - 06:45 AM (#2159158) Subject: RE: Happy Unbirthday, Joe Offer!!!!!! From: John MacKenzie Happy unbirthday to you, happy unbirthday to you ♫♫♪♫♪ It just doesn't roll off the tongue does it? G. |