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04 Oct 07 - 11:38 PM (#2164136) Subject: BS: If they had found their true calling From: Donuel It seemed so clear to me today that if George W Bush had found his true calling which should have been high power speed boat racing (on a par with NASCAR but even redder around the neck) we would be a better nation today. If he had found his boats, Molly Ivans would still have been significant, perhaps Govenor after Richards. If Hitler had found a benefactor for his beautiful Bavarian watercolor landscapes (that unfortunately were never commisioned) the world would be a better place. The artists and musicians of Europe would be sublime without measure. If Edward Teller had gone into Optics instead of the H bomb he could have discovered how to make gas deposition diamond lenses with remarkable properties leading to new breakthroughs in physics. If Condi Rice had won the Tchikovsky piano competition in Moscow she would have gorgeous little pianists of her own. IF Dick Cheney had been drafted he might still be a miserable son of a bitch. |
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04 Oct 07 - 11:43 PM (#2164140) Subject: RE: BS: If they had found their true calling From: Amos And if Karl Rove had fund his true calling, he would have outshone Boris Karlov and Peter Lorre as a twisted antisocial psychopathic villain in B-movies. A |
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05 Oct 07 - 12:40 AM (#2164161) Subject: RE: BS: If they had found their true calling From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker errrm.. if Tony Blair had been born a century and a half earlier.. and followed the calling of his true faith to be a missionary in some unknown jungle empire unexplored heathen ridden dark outpost.. maybe his son would be Tarzan... |
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05 Oct 07 - 02:57 AM (#2164191) Subject: RE: BS: If they had found their true calling From: polaitaly Or maybe he would have been boiled and eaten.... |
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05 Oct 07 - 04:04 AM (#2164233) Subject: RE: BS: If they had found their true calling From: Big Al Whittle if Ewan MacColl had been talent spotted as an actor in the 1940's whisked off to Hollywood and become a matinee idol like David Niven......I bet that fashion amongst singers for sticking a finger in one's ear would never have happened. |
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05 Oct 07 - 01:12 PM (#2164550) Subject: RE: BS: If they had found their true calling From: HouseCat LOL!!!!!!!!!!!Good one, WLD. |
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05 Oct 07 - 01:47 PM (#2164573) Subject: RE: BS: If they had found their true calling From: Wesley S If frogs had wings they wouldn't bump their butts. |
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05 Oct 07 - 03:42 PM (#2164638) Subject: RE: BS: If they had found their true calling From: katlaughing If they'd given women the vote a long time ago we wouldn't be in such a mess today! If we all had ruby red slippers to click we'd find "home" and live happily ever after. |
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05 Oct 07 - 04:32 PM (#2164656) Subject: RE: BS: If they had found their true calling From: skipy What! They have given the vote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When did that happen? Skipy |
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05 Oct 07 - 05:03 PM (#2164675) Subject: RE: BS: If they had found their true calling From: wysiwyg Lucifer wanted to be God. I wonder sometimes if he'd have been any good at it; and if so, who'd be minding hell? :~) ~S~ |
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05 Oct 07 - 05:19 PM (#2164680) Subject: RE: BS: If they had found their true calling From: Wesley S Who'd be minding Hell? Mrs Truluck - my 8th grade English teacher. |
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05 Oct 07 - 05:41 PM (#2164697) Subject: RE: BS: If they had found their true calling From: wysiwyg There ya go. Time to realign the universe. Jobs for all, no one left out. ~S~ |
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06 Oct 07 - 04:20 PM (#2165359) Subject: RE: BS: If they had found their true calling From: GUEST,The Anti-Christ If Bob Dylan had received more encouragement early on when he was in his rock phase in high school (they said he sounded a lot like Buddy Holly), he might have kept singing on pitch in a fairly clear voice instead of swooping and surging and trying to sound like he was a toothless and ancient denizen of the Schmucky Mountains who had just rode into town with a wagonload of parsnips. What a loss to music!! |
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06 Oct 07 - 05:01 PM (#2165381) Subject: RE: BS: If they had found their true calling From: Bee But I like parsnips. |
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06 Oct 07 - 05:05 PM (#2165383) Subject: RE: BS: If they had found their true calling From: Don Firth "One the first day of Christmas, My true love sent to me A parsnip in a pear tree." Genetic engineering, no doubt. Don Firth |
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06 Oct 07 - 06:16 PM (#2165459) Subject: RE: BS: If they had found their true calling From: Stringsinger Lucy-fer was a girl. It got mistranslated by a drunken scribe. hell is being looked after by a man called george. Hot enough for you? |