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06 Oct 07 - 08:59 PM (#2165542) Subject: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: folk1e How about the Electricians last comment " F#*k it! It'll do." |
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06 Oct 07 - 09:26 PM (#2165552) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Rapparee "Hey, of course I can! You think I'm some sort of wuss?" "Hell no, it's not loaded!" "I've been crimpin' blasting caps with my teeth since Hector was a pup." "Niiiiiiiice doggie." "Just do what I do." |
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06 Oct 07 - 09:30 PM (#2165559) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Mickey191 Jehova's witness woman trying to get me to take her bible tracts as I'm peeking out the door, in my night gown, holding the dog's collar so he would not bite her skinny ass. I politely said: "thanks, but I'm not interested." As she _threw_ the tract into the house (over my head) she said: "Let the dog read it." |
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06 Oct 07 - 09:36 PM (#2165565) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Midchuck Cut-and-paste from Wikipedia article on General John Sedgwick - a Union commander in the (American) Civil War: Sedgwick fell at the beginning of the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House, on May 9, 1864. His corps was probing skirmish lines ahead of the left flank of Confederate defenses and he was directing artillery placements. Confederate sharpshooters were about 1,000 yards away and their shots caused members of his staff and artillerymen to duck for cover. Sedgwick strode around in the open and was quoted as saying, "What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Although ashamed, his men continued to flinch and he repeated, "I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Just seconds later he fell forward with a bullet hole below his left eye. |
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06 Oct 07 - 09:45 PM (#2165571) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Rapparee "I wonder what would happen if I lit this." |
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06 Oct 07 - 10:08 PM (#2165592) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: bobad Hey guys, watch this. |
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06 Oct 07 - 10:21 PM (#2165601) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: pdq I've been picking mushrooms for years and these look real tasty! |
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06 Oct 07 - 10:27 PM (#2165604) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Rapparee "Shit yeah, I kin drink a whole quart at one go!" |
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06 Oct 07 - 10:49 PM (#2165608) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Peace I just had a good chuckle about the things y'all wrote. I started to laugh when it struck me I know people who've done most those things and I may have done a few myself. |
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06 Oct 07 - 11:01 PM (#2165613) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: frogprince Shee-it, Hardin, you couldn't out-draw my old granny! |
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06 Oct 07 - 11:24 PM (#2165619) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Joe_F Give me a match. I think the tank is empty. |
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06 Oct 07 - 11:29 PM (#2165622) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Peace Let's mix these things and see what happens . |
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07 Oct 07 - 01:30 AM (#2165660) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Stilly River Sage Now you tell me. |
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07 Oct 07 - 01:43 AM (#2165664) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Chip2447 That fat assed biker is nothing... The dog's bark is worse than his bite... Awwww honey, put the gun down, she didn't mean anything to me... What does this big red button do? Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a trained professional, don't attempt this at home... Oops! Go ahead, He'll stop. Bet ya I can do it. That's Mike on accordion, Elizabeth on Bodhran, and I'm Ernie on the Banjo. The bear is just trying to chase us off, that is a bluff charge. Anything you can do I can do better. Look ma, No hands. he's more afraid of you than you are of him. Chip |
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07 Oct 07 - 01:45 AM (#2165665) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Peace That sure sums it up, Chip. |
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07 Oct 07 - 03:27 AM (#2165677) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Liz the Squeak Nah, it'll never get through that! When the pin is out, Mr Grenade is not our friend. LTS |
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07 Oct 07 - 07:21 AM (#2165745) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Mr Red "I think I will have one of Bellamy's pork pies" - UK prime minister - Disreli I think. "Die - why that is the last thing I will do" Oscar Wilde |
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07 Oct 07 - 07:37 AM (#2165755) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: greg stephens One of the Pitts, and veal, I think. |
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07 Oct 07 - 11:58 AM (#2165855) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Mr Red veal meat again, don't know........... had to be said |
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07 Oct 07 - 12:02 PM (#2165861) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Lonesome EJ Don't use that kind of language in front of my girlfriend, Mr Dillinger. |
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07 Oct 07 - 02:11 PM (#2165949) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Bill D "Let's wade across, It couldn't be very deep; it's only up to here on those ducks." |
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07 Oct 07 - 04:12 PM (#2166041) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,ed Is the white or the black wire the hot one? |
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07 Oct 07 - 04:31 PM (#2166057) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Becca72 Naw...it won't bite |
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07 Oct 07 - 04:38 PM (#2166063) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Peace If I remember correctly . . . . |
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07 Oct 07 - 04:43 PM (#2166068) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: alanabit "Die - why that is the last thing I will do" Oscar Wilde. I shall have to check that one Mr.Red, but I think it was actually Palmerston. Oscar Wilde was reputed to have said, "Either that wallpaper must go or I will!" It was still a pretty good exit line! |
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07 Oct 07 - 04:52 PM (#2166070) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: alanabit Palmerston. Oscar Wilde. |
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07 Oct 07 - 04:59 PM (#2166074) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,ed I'm sure the ice s safe |
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07 Oct 07 - 05:06 PM (#2166082) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,Ed I'm going to cheat death! |
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07 Oct 07 - 06:26 PM (#2166120) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,Ed "A voice in my head was telling me what to do and when to do it". |
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07 Oct 07 - 06:38 PM (#2166126) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Liz the Squeak Hey Eugene, reckon we can get on 'Police, Camera, Action' with this stunt? LTS |
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07 Oct 07 - 06:41 PM (#2166128) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Don(Wyziwyg)T "Go away, I'm all right". Herbert George Wells. Oh Shiiiiiittttttt! Various people. Don T. |
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07 Oct 07 - 07:35 PM (#2166147) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,leeneia True story in this week's news. Man and his live-in girlfriend were doing lots of illegal drugs. Had a fight. He stabbed her in the heart with a paring knife. At the trial, his lawyer asks the jurors, "Do you really believe such a little cut could kill a person?" They did. |
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07 Oct 07 - 07:54 PM (#2166150) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Lin in Kansas Billy Bob to his friend Jimmy Joe: "Hold my beer and watch this!" Lin |
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07 Oct 07 - 08:24 PM (#2166166) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Amos Capital punishment: them without the capital get the punishment. Executed in electric chair, Florida. ~~ John Spenkelink, d. May 25, 1979 |
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07 Oct 07 - 09:30 PM (#2166198) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: HuwG Voltaire, on being asked by the priest whether he renounced the Devil and all his works: "This is no time to make fresh enemies!" |
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07 Oct 07 - 09:37 PM (#2166204) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Midchuck HuwG, With all respect, I don't think that was stupid at all. Makes very good sense. Peter |
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07 Oct 07 - 11:06 PM (#2166239) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Neil D "hey fellas, check this out" |
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07 Oct 07 - 11:10 PM (#2166241) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Thomas the Rhymer Oh, Katie... just sit back and relax... I've driven this road thousands of times. Helllloooooo... ... ...is anybody home? Come quick everybody! Have a look... I've discovered how to induce fusion right here in my own little basement labratory! Holy Cow! That huge shimmering thing just landed right over there in the 'Toys R Us' parking lot without a even a sound... and it doesn't look like anything I've ever seen before... Stay in the car, dear... (grabs camera out of the glove box)... I'm going to go get a closer look... That's funny... I've never heard a hampster growl like this little one does... |
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08 Oct 07 - 06:40 AM (#2166365) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Dead Horse Hey, Warder! Any news on my Pardon from the Governor? |
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08 Oct 07 - 06:49 AM (#2166371) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Dave Hanson King Harold at Hastings " watch him, he'll have some fuckers eye out with that " eric |
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08 Oct 07 - 08:56 AM (#2166433) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,ed No, I never drive one before, but I'd like to try.. |
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08 Oct 07 - 11:11 AM (#2166517) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Emma B I'll get everyone in the frame if I just take a step back. darn! I did that one:) |
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08 Oct 07 - 12:21 PM (#2166562) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Peace What's this for? |
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08 Oct 07 - 12:29 PM (#2166568) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: 3refs Hockey game. Coach: Ref, that was goal! Ref: Sorry Coach, the puck never crossed the goal line. Coach: Yes it did! Go ask the fans, they'll tell ya!! |
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08 Oct 07 - 05:45 PM (#2166808) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,ED I'll just tug on his tail, that should get him out. |
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08 Oct 07 - 05:46 PM (#2166810) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,ED Nah, it's not as far away as it looks. |
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08 Oct 07 - 05:48 PM (#2166814) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,ED Let's see what happens if we rev her up a bit more. |
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08 Oct 07 - 06:02 PM (#2166823) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Rapparee I kin lick every man in this bar! What did that manual say now? Cut the red wire, I think it was.... Dang, I'll betcha the fuse went out! Aw, c'mon. It's ain't nearly as deep or as swift as it looks! Of COURSE that board will hold me! Sheeee-it, I ain't chicken! |
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08 Oct 07 - 06:08 PM (#2166831) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Bill D "We're outa vodka? Shit, there's some alcohol in the bathroom cupboard...we can mix it with gatorade!" |
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08 Oct 07 - 07:13 PM (#2166879) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: annamill Oh, my pitbull's just tryin' to be friendly... |
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08 Oct 07 - 07:59 PM (#2166909) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: folk1e You talkin' to ME? Now was that 6 shots or seven? Do you feel lucky punk? |
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08 Oct 07 - 09:17 PM (#2166956) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,Ed Sure, the ice is plenty thick |
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08 Oct 07 - 11:04 PM (#2166995) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Rapparee Sure, I can jump that little bit of a gap! Of COURSE the rope will hold! Rotten ice? That's just a little bit of overwash, that's all. I can bail faster'n the boat can fill. Bad horse, nothin'...hell, I kin ride anything on four legs! Just get going fast enough and you'll clear the rocks. Like this. |
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08 Oct 07 - 11:26 PM (#2167002) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Peace Hold this beer and watch. |
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09 Oct 07 - 04:28 AM (#2167074) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: JohnInKansas She: "Honey, does this *** make me look fat?" Stupid He: "Well ... compared to what?" John |
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09 Oct 07 - 08:46 AM (#2167184) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Rapparee Hey, I can get it all cleaned up before she gets home. |
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09 Oct 07 - 08:55 AM (#2167188) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,Eye Lander BBC Radio Two programme. The Organist Entertains! IMHO only, no wish to offend anyone. |
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09 Oct 07 - 02:09 PM (#2167380) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Michael The Organist Entertains- An oxymoron? Mike |
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09 Oct 07 - 03:25 PM (#2167427) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,Ed "I'll jusk kick the snow out, that will free her up". |
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09 Oct 07 - 03:26 PM (#2167430) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,Ed Let'see, if we cut a notch on this side, the tree should fall away from us.Yea, that's it, I remember now. |
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09 Oct 07 - 03:27 PM (#2167431) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Nickhere This is not exactly the most stupid LAST thing someone said, but it's pretty thick all the same, and it's a true story. I saw in one of today's newspapers that a man was arrested in Dublin for shooting another man dead. When the police arrested him, they told him eyewitnesses had placed him at the scene of the crime. He immediately retorted (I kid you not) "That's bullshit! I was wearing a balaclava and gloves at the time!" |
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09 Oct 07 - 03:30 PM (#2167435) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,Ed She asked me to wear a condom. I said, no way, it's like walking in the summer with galoshes on. Anyway, I know her very well. |
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09 Oct 07 - 04:10 PM (#2167471) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: robomatic "Too many zeros on that voltage sign!" |
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09 Oct 07 - 04:26 PM (#2167490) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: bankley are you sure these bungee cords aren't too long ? I usually pack my own 'chute, but I didn't have time today. which one of you biker faggots wants a piece of me ? naw, this aluminum ladder doesn't conduct electricity It's okay, I saw a high-steel worker do this once isn't this just the cutest litle Grizzly cub |
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09 Oct 07 - 05:20 PM (#2167529) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Little Hawk "It ain't over till it's over!" "I just wanna go the distance..." Somehow Sylvester Stallone is the perfect person to utter both those lines. |
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09 Oct 07 - 06:08 PM (#2167575) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,Ed So the can is swolen,with a big bump on the side, Big deal. I've eaten food from cans like this plenty of times before. Trust me, there's nothing wrong with it. |
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09 Oct 07 - 08:54 PM (#2167685) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Rapparee No need to go through all the trouble of putting the boom down...we're only driving across the road, and we won't be anywhere NEAR the high-voltage lines. |
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09 Oct 07 - 09:00 PM (#2167688) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,JTT Heinrich Heine, asked on his deathbed if he thought God would forgive all his great sins: "Mais oui, c'est son metier!" |
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09 Oct 07 - 09:01 PM (#2167691) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Little Hawk It's people who don't forgive. Trust me. |
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09 Oct 07 - 09:05 PM (#2167694) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Art Thieme The doctor asked the great jazz drummer, Buddy Rich, "Buddy, is anything bothering you?" Buddy answered, "Country music!"====and he died! That's for real! Art |
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09 Oct 07 - 09:06 PM (#2167696) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Little Hawk I wonder how he would have felt if he'd lived long enough to hear Rap and Heavy Metal? |
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09 Oct 07 - 10:12 PM (#2167725) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST Hold on,I tkink we can make it |
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09 Oct 07 - 10:14 PM (#2167727) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Rapparee Just tie the pop-off valve down and we can beat that other boat, sure! |
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09 Oct 07 - 10:22 PM (#2167728) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,Ed I never use those safety harnesses, they just get in the way |
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09 Oct 07 - 10:24 PM (#2167729) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,Ed Who ever gets down to the ski lodge last buys a round of beers |
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09 Oct 07 - 10:25 PM (#2167730) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,Ed Could I have my hamberger rare? |
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09 Oct 07 - 10:26 PM (#2167732) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,Ed Don't worry about how long it was in the fridge or the best before date, it's fine to eat. |
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10 Oct 07 - 02:01 AM (#2167778) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Little Hawk "Watch me beat that train to the crossing..." |
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10 Oct 07 - 03:19 AM (#2167794) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Dave Hanson What fucking iceberg ? [ Captain of the Titanic ] eric |
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10 Oct 07 - 06:12 AM (#2167859) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Waddon Pete Hello...great thread! "I feel better now!" (quoted by Spike Milligan) "That's that...bears live in caves!" "Now this is the Total War button... and this one next to it is the door to the washroom. Or is it the other way around?" (Both by cartoonist, Styx). Best wishes, Peter |
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10 Oct 07 - 10:39 AM (#2168032) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: frogprince ""Watch me beat that train to the crossing.."" One of my uncles died very young, before my time, in the remains of a Hupmobile; those may very well have been his last words. |
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10 Oct 07 - 10:53 AM (#2168047) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Donuel Do it for God and Country. |
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10 Oct 07 - 11:12 AM (#2168059) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Bill D "Damn the torpedos, full speed ahead!" -Admiral Farragut except it worked! ....well, except for one ship... |
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10 Oct 07 - 11:36 AM (#2168081) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: frogprince "Damn the torpedos, full speed ahead!" Having served a hitch in the Navy, I've long suspected that that quote may have been softened from the original "Fuck the torpedoes.." |
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10 Oct 07 - 11:41 AM (#2168091) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: GUEST,Ed We need some kindling. I'll hold this stick, if you cut it up with the axe. |
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10 Oct 07 - 12:48 PM (#2168147) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Midchuck "I'll hold the nail, and when I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer." Peter. |
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11 Oct 07 - 05:29 PM (#2169103) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: folk1e Oh Sh1t! |
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11 Oct 07 - 05:31 PM (#2169106) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Little Hawk Yeah...I figure that "Oh, SHIT!!!" is definitely the most common last statement around, at least in the English language. |
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11 Oct 07 - 06:03 PM (#2169135) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Rapparee Here, let ME show you how to use dynamite! |
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11 Oct 07 - 06:31 PM (#2169164) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Amos "Hell, don't be so chicken...it's just a little nitro." "I wonder if I could use this bullet to replace that headlight fuse..." A |
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11 Oct 07 - 08:01 PM (#2169226) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: McGrath of Harlow I know what I'm doing. |
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11 Oct 07 - 08:29 PM (#2169238) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Rapparee Hell, it's intuitive with me. I don't need to read the instructions. |
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11 Oct 07 - 08:32 PM (#2169241) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Little Hawk Don't tell ME what to do! |
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22 Oct 07 - 09:43 PM (#2176932) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Alba I wonder where the mother bear is? |
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22 Oct 07 - 10:06 PM (#2176943) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Rapparee I wonder how they make a profit on this stuff at four bucks a quart.... |
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23 Oct 07 - 09:19 AM (#2177207) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: kendall "I can lick any number of Indians." George A. Custer. |
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23 Oct 07 - 09:30 AM (#2177217) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Rapparee Oh, fer chrissakes! It's a garage and it's St. Valentine's day! What can happen? |
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23 Oct 07 - 01:30 PM (#2177428) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Little Hawk "EEEE-YAAAAAUUUUAAAAARGHHHH!!!!!!!!" (uttered by numerous hunters and other such people who have made the mistake of bothering a grizzly bear, a lion, a tiger...) Now, I don't know if it's precisely a stupid thing to say or not, but it is generally the last thing they say. |
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23 Oct 07 - 09:39 PM (#2177736) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: kendall Brain surgeon..."Ooops." |
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23 Oct 07 - 09:48 PM (#2177744) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Mrrzy No, it's not Oh Shit here in the South - it's "Hey Bubba! Watch this!" |
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24 Oct 07 - 05:38 PM (#2178441) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Don(Wyziwyg)T "I wonder if I could use this bullet to replace that headlight fuse..." A genuine one this, and it won the moron a Darwin award, despite the fact that he survived. Seems he removed himself from the human gene pool because the fuse holder was aligned directly with his reproductive bits. Makes yer eyes water just thinking about it. Don T. |
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25 Oct 07 - 04:32 PM (#2179166) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: kendall Natural selection? |
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25 Oct 07 - 05:23 PM (#2179194) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Greg B They say the most common two words uttered prior to a fatal small airplane accident are 'Watch this!' |
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26 Oct 07 - 03:07 PM (#2179891) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: bubblyrat I KNOW that Waylon has had some misgivings, but I"m telling y"all, flying is real safe nowadays ! ( Buddy Holly ) |
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26 Oct 07 - 03:41 PM (#2179913) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: folk1e "You and who's army?" |
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26 Oct 07 - 05:31 PM (#2180013) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Little Hawk "You're mistaken, Don/Ron/Teribus/Bearded Bruce/etc...and that is definitely the last word on the matter, because I know there is nothing further you can possibly think of to rebut what I have said." ;-) |
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26 Oct 07 - 06:58 PM (#2180085) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Rapparee SHEE-it, that ol' tank car is empty! |
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26 Oct 07 - 07:04 PM (#2180089) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Little Hawk "And so is this gas can..." "Say, I can't see what level the battery fluid is at here. Anyone got a match or a lighter handy?" |
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26 Oct 07 - 08:51 PM (#2180165) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Canberra Chris On a very nasty final descent into Heathrow Airport in appalling weather, the plane was struck by lightning. My only concern at the time was to come up with my last one-liner. It did make my travelling companion laugh, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was. Chris |
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27 Oct 07 - 12:11 AM (#2180261) Subject: RE: BS: Most stupid last thing people have said From: Little Hawk Ouch! Can you describe what it was like being in a plane struck by lightning? |
