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BS: Tofurkey

07 Oct 07 - 10:04 AM (#2165793)
Subject: BS: Tofurkey
From: GUEST,Ed

Tofurkey!

Got any new name ideas for future To Fu food products that do not yet exist?


07 Oct 07 - 11:23 AM (#2165828)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: katlaughing

But does EXIST! **bg**


07 Oct 07 - 11:46 AM (#2165845)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: bobad

Tofoose - either tofu+moose or tofu+goose

Tofuck - tofu+duck

Tofalmon - tofu+salmon


07 Oct 07 - 11:47 AM (#2165848)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: SINSULL

Topukey


07 Oct 07 - 11:47 AM (#2165850)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: JJ

Tofurkey, tofurkey, tofurkey!
The girl that's hard to get.
Tofurky, tofurky, tofurky!
But you can win her yet.

-- With apologies to Meredith Willson


07 Oct 07 - 12:04 PM (#2165862)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: open mike

Here is the portland Oregon area business
that creates many vegetarian products
http://www.tofurky.com/ Turtle Island Foods
I sent them a picture a couple of years ago
of my friend's pet turkey, Junior.
you can see a picture of me with him
on the fun stuff pages -- see family album
http://www.tofurky.com/funstuff/famalbum.htm


07 Oct 07 - 01:37 PM (#2165922)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: Irene M

Teef?


07 Oct 07 - 01:45 PM (#2165931)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: Peace

Tobe or not tobe. That's the question.


07 Oct 07 - 02:21 PM (#2165954)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: GUEST,ed

tofufroglegs?


07 Oct 07 - 03:53 PM (#2166028)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: katlaughing

Tofuck - tofu+duck

LOL...boBAD!**bg**

GREAT photo, Laurel!


07 Oct 07 - 05:53 PM (#2166105)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: RangerSteve

Fetticine Tofredo

Tomite - an Australian favorite.

Hungarian Toflash

To Mein

Tofe Wellington

Chateauf Briand

Tolamari

Toscargot

Tofmores - toasted tofu and chocolate on a graham cracker

Tofritos - Mexican style tofu chips


07 Oct 07 - 08:27 PM (#2166168)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: Lepus Rex

Well, there's Tofutti, which sounds fake, but is actually a real product. I want to try it, but it's always all old and covered in frost an' shit when I see it.

So... Lamb Tofindaloo? Wait, it still has "lamb" in it. Eh. Best I can do.

---Lepus Rex


07 Oct 07 - 08:53 PM (#2166182)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: M.Ted

I don't think we should encourage them by thinking up new names.


07 Oct 07 - 09:01 PM (#2166187)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: GUEST,ed

The Onion reports that a virulent strain of soy flu has been traced to a single tofurkey at a Bay Area food-processing factory. An investigation of Green Earth Foods has located the bird-shaped loaf of firm bean curd from which the infection originated, said Dr. Julie L. Gerberding, director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. To prevent further spreading of the disease, all tofurkeys in Northern California are being quarantined and destroyed. Gerberding said it appears that the soy virus was not transmitted to the factory's Spaghetti & Wheatballs Microwaveable Entree division.


07 Oct 07 - 10:15 PM (#2166222)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: Bill D

Tofudebeest...one of the Serengeti's nasty 'health antelopes'.


















Yes, Gary Larson used that one years ago...I have the cartoon.)


07 Oct 07 - 11:06 PM (#2166240)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: open mike

actual news story about a food recall involving tofu products.

Consumers told not to eat some Soy Deli products By E-R Staff
Article Launched: 10/04/2007 12:08:15 AM PDT

Consumers were warned Wednesday not to eat certain Soy Deli brand tofu products because they may be contaminated with dangerous bacteria.

The products can be identified with date codes of Nov. 28, 2007, or Jan. 28, 2008, or any date code earlier than those.

According to the state Department of Public Health, the products may be contaminated with Listeria monocytogenes, which can cause serious health problems.

The affected Soy Deli brand products include:

# 8-ounce packages of Five Spice Baked Tofu, Hickory Baked Tofu, Honey Sesame Baked Tofu, Teriyaki Baked Tofu, Savory Baked Tofu, Mesquite Smoked Tofu, Hawaiian Style Fried Tofu, and Nigari Vacuum Pack Tofu.

# 6-ounce packages of Original Burger, Garden Burger, Barbeque Burger, Teriyaki Burger, and Cajun Burger.

# 12-ounce packages of Water Packed Tofu-Orange, Water Packed Tofu-Blue, and Water Packed Tofu-Red.

# 16-ounce packages of Quong Hop Water Packed Tofu-Red.

# 30-ounce packages of Nigari Tofu.

# 10-pound packages of Bulk Nigari Tofu, Nigari Tofu-Medium, and Nigari Tofu-54 piece.

# Nigari Tofu-Firm (10 pounds and 25 pounds).

The recalled products were distributed to supermarkets and natural-food stores on the West Coast and throughout the Midwest.

In California, the products were distributed to the following chain stores statewide: Albertson's, Andronico's, Lunardi, Mollie Stones, Pavilion, PW Markets, Ralph's, Safeway, Save Mart, Stater Bros., Vons and Whole Foods Market.

No illnesses have been reported because of these products. Although healthy individuals may suffer only short-term symptoms, such as fever, headache, stiffness, nausea, abdominal pain and diarrhea, the bacteria can cause miscarriages and still births among pregnant women and serious and sometimes fatal infections in the elderly, people with weakened immune systems, and newborns.

Consumers who become ill should call the doctor.

The recalled products should be thrown away or returned to the store.

Last month, a recall of some Soy Deli products was initiated after the Washington State Department of Agriculture's Food Safety Program detected the bacteria in a package of Soy Deli tofu.

This week, the manufacturer, Quong Hop and Co. of South San Francisco expanded the recall to include more products.

Consumers with questions can call Quong Hop at 1-650-553-9900.


08 Oct 07 - 03:17 AM (#2166298)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work

Have we had Tofishsticks yet?

Personally, I'd rather eat the eraser on the end of my pencil - they have about the same texture and taste.

LTS


08 Oct 07 - 06:33 AM (#2166360)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: Dead Horse

Always use a rubber!


08 Oct 07 - 06:40 AM (#2166364)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: Dave Hanson

It don't matter what you call it, it tastes the same anyway, dung.

eric


08 Oct 07 - 06:46 AM (#2166368)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: GUEST,Tofuzalum

Tofu apples anyone?


08 Oct 07 - 08:59 AM (#2166435)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: GUEST,ed

tofuediblepanties


08 Oct 07 - 10:34 AM (#2166494)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: GUEST,Ed

I loved the girl.But, it did not work out.
I just found her a little "toofurkey".


08 Oct 07 - 07:36 PM (#2166893)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: folk1e

I'm all for the tofollocks - tofu/sweetmeats


08 Oct 07 - 07:50 PM (#2166905)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: ClaireBear

This weekend I made enchiladas for my vegan husband with -- I kid you not -- "Soyrizo."


08 Oct 07 - 08:18 PM (#2166928)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: open mike

the soyrizo is great! i get it by the case...like chorizo but without the bull i mean cow....or steer...

i had a business once with a group of folks called Village Soyburgers.
This was over 30 years ago. We were ahead of the times. Now there are
garden burgers, boca burgers, etc. Ours were basically soy beans, rice,
oats, carrots and soy sauce and miso.

One of the best soy products I know of is veggie roni...by Yves,
which transforms a vegetarian pizza into one that has a pepperoni taste!

and of course there are all sorts of tofu pups, and Not Dogs and other
soy products that are like wieners..or hot dogs.


08 Oct 07 - 09:23 PM (#2166960)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: GUEST,Ed

Tastesliketofuchicken


09 Oct 07 - 09:18 AM (#2167207)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: The Fooles Troupe

I've had Tojam all my life...

knocks yer socks off....


:-)


09 Oct 07 - 04:26 PM (#2167491)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: Bill D

Toe-FOOEY!

you may quote me.


09 Oct 07 - 04:43 PM (#2167505)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: Cool Beans

T, I say T-O, T-O-F, T-O-F-U,
T-O-F-U-R-K-E-Y
Tofurkey
(See R.A.G.G.M.O.P.P above in Music section.)


09 Oct 07 - 06:00 PM (#2167566)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: GUEST,Ed

Stinky tofu:A soft tofu fermented in a unique vegetable and fish brine.The blocks of tofu smell strongly of pungent cheeses, and are described by many as rotten and fecal. Despite its strong odour, the flavour and mouthfeel of stinky tofu is appreciated by aficionados, who describe it as delightful.

Source:Wikipedia


09 Oct 07 - 06:03 PM (#2167573)
Subject: RE: BS: Tofurkey
From: John MacKenzie

Tofuck with the horrid stuff.
G