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Tech: Gibson Self Tuning Guitar

25 Oct 07 - 11:15 AM (#2178923)
Subject: Tech: Self Tuning Guitar
From: George Seto - af221@chebucto.ns.ca

Found this at uk.music.folk

Date: Thu, 4 Oct 2007 13:54:42 +0100
From: Stephen Kellett snail@objmedia.demon.co.uk
Newsgroups: uk.music.folk
Subject: Self Tuning Guitar
 
It appears that Gibson have created a self tuning guitar. OK so its going to be electric, but it must be some joy to those of us that hate hearing an instrument that is not in tune with itself (I always wonder why someone would play their guitar like that when it so obviously sounds awful when they play a chord).
 
Seems like this idea pleases some people and upsets others.
 
Original article here:
http://www.technologyreview.com/Infotech/19462/
 
Found it on Slashdot: Various commentary ranging from flame bait to interesting observations
http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/10/03/2020254
 
Stephen
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Stephen Kellett


25 Oct 07 - 11:18 AM (#2178927)
Subject: RE: Tech: Self Tuning Guitar
From: George Seto - af221@chebucto.ns.ca

After posting, located this BS thread from a few years back Handy Guitar which covers the same concept


25 Oct 07 - 12:25 PM (#2178978)
Subject: RE: Tech: Self Tuning Guitar
From: BTMP

I liken the Gibson self-tuning feature on the guitar to the self-parking option on the luxury car (Lexus, I think?). It's an expensive option that few will need or benefit from. If you can't tune your instrument with today's available technology, tuners, etc., maybe you shouldn't be playing guitar? Playing with others whose instruments are out of tune is frustrating, but if you deal with the situation tactfully, like loaning your tuner, you can work around this. We don't need a bunch of self-tuning instruments - good instruments are already very expensive. -btmp


25 Oct 07 - 12:40 PM (#2178991)
Subject: RE: Tech: Self Tuning Guitar
From: deadfrett

This could be the same kind of technology used in Gnashville studios to make non-singers warble on key. Anyone you know?
I recall years ago when some company came out with a device that enable one singer to sound like a group. Doing all the parts, with a little practise, it didn't sound half bad or good. The high parts were kind of like Mickey Mouse on steriods. Not quite the Jordanairs.
They've improved it since. Cheers- Dave


25 Oct 07 - 01:43 PM (#2179064)
Subject: RE: Tech: Self Tuning Guitar
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz

Back in 1992-93 I was Director of Marketing at a local music distributor here in Montreal. At that time we found a product called "The StringMaster" which looked like your typical 1/4" electric drill. The thing was battery operated and actually TURNED the guitar's tuning pegs until the string got in tune. On the handle was a series of yellow and green lights that flashed telling you when the string was in tune.
Seeing The StringMaster in operation at a trade show was impressive and your first thought might be, "Hey, this will be great for a kid who is just learning to play," In practice, the device never really took off...
I think players realize that tuning is as much a part of working with a guitar as is playing. It will be interesting to see what Gibson has come up with.
On the subject of studio tricks you can check out "Melodyne" software by Celemony. The product checks to see if your vocal is on key and corrects it in the recording. Ah Technology, but as I see it. You still need some skill/talent and a good song...
bob


25 Oct 07 - 01:48 PM (#2179068)
Subject: RE: Tech: Self Tuning Guitar
From: George Seto - af221@chebucto.ns.ca

Celemony Software - Makers of Melodyne


25 Oct 07 - 04:53 PM (#2179174)
Subject: RE: Tech: Self Tuning Guitar
From: The Vulgar Boatman

The technology has been around for some time - I suppose the clever bit was bringing it all together, and it sounds like a very neat piece of engineering. Now, can anyone tell me why we might actually need the thing, or are we just piddling up a ladder?


25 Oct 07 - 04:56 PM (#2179176)
Subject: RE: Tech: Self Tuning Guitar
From: Stringsinger

Now if they could only invent a self-playing guitar,.


25 Oct 07 - 07:34 PM (#2179306)
Subject: RE: Tech: Self Tuning Guitar
From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego

On this particular thread,I can only add a line from an old banjo player of my acquaintance: "Once I get it tuned, I'm having it welded!" Of course, nylon string players need not apply.


25 Oct 07 - 08:10 PM (#2179328)
Subject: RE: Tech: Self Tuning Guitar
From: McGrath of Harlow

"...a self-playing guitar" A guitar version of the player piano...


25 Oct 07 - 09:41 PM (#2179381)
Subject: RE: Tech: Self Tuning Guitar
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz

I see flashes of brilliance in this thread. "A self-playing guitar" Since it's close to Halloween let us peruse the not so distant future......(Weird ethereal music please) Hmmmn. Lemmee see, we got computers, SD cards for cameras, software, the iPhone. wait a minute. That's IT!!. The iGuitar!
The neck is a long version of what you see on an iPhone. A menu offers you the genre of your choice. Click on your song. Chords are played by touching the appropriate icon. A scroll bar flashes the words to your favorite song downloaded from iTunes. Flashing dots need only be pressed to obtain the appropriate lead line...Wiggle your fingers and you're a ROCK STAR! (Or FOLK Artist,etc.)
Ah, wacky bananas you might say. You better hope Steve Jobs and his boys don't get wind of this thread, or "The iGuitar" will be in your local Apple store by Christmas...

:>) bob

p.s. the clubowner's credit card is read by the handy built-in swiper on the guitar's body, and your bank account is filled with cash by Direct Deposit. Sorta takes the charm out of passing the hat, but, oh well...


26 Oct 07 - 04:47 AM (#2179509)
Subject: RE: Tech: Self Tuning Guitar
From: Big Al Whittle

Do you remember I spy books? I recall with particular affection the picture of the policemen with a walkie talkie on his back, about the size of single matress.

self tuning guitar - that's one for the I spy books. I bet its a while before anyone ticks one of them off.


26 Oct 07 - 12:50 PM (#2179777)
Subject: RE: Tech: Self Tuning Guitar
From: Peace

"RE: Tech: Self Tuning Guitar"

Will it be anything like the self-basting turkey?

Problem I see would be with relative tuning--if I'm using the phrase correctly.


26 Oct 07 - 01:01 PM (#2179787)
Subject: RE: Tech: Self Tuning Guitar
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz

Peace: The "self-basting turkey" is in the White House. Relative Tuning? With the iGuitar, you click on the key you'd like to sing in. It tunes YOU!
I just read some schpokora sold a lock of Che Guevara's hair for $100,000+...

bob


26 Oct 07 - 01:02 PM (#2179789)
Subject: RE: Tech: Self Tuning Guitar
From: Peace

Thanks, Bob.


05 Nov 07 - 07:03 PM (#2187140)
Subject: RE: Tech: Self Tuning Guitar
From: Brendy

Here's the all purpose, alternate tunings, an' all, one....Line 6 - Variax Acoustic 700

B.


13 Nov 07 - 05:36 PM (#2193036)
Subject: The Amazing Gibson Robotic Self-Tune Axe
From: Amos

Here's the latest in sheer geekery in the electric guitar world. Not for me, but I can sympathize with the drool of others.


A


13 Nov 07 - 06:54 PM (#2193110)
Subject: RE: The Amazing Gibson Robotic Self-Tune Axe
From: Leadfingers

Scary !!!


13 Nov 07 - 06:57 PM (#2193113)
Subject: RE: The Amazing Gibson Robotic Self-Tune Axe
From: dick greenhaus

Of course, this was pre-obsoleted by the stringless all-electronic guitar.


13 Nov 07 - 07:06 PM (#2193116)
Subject: RE: The Amazing Gibson Robotic Self-Tune Axe
From: katlaughing

LOL, Dick!

Good lord...pretty soon no one will have to have ears to play by!


13 Nov 07 - 07:07 PM (#2193117)
Subject: RE: The Amazing Gibson Robotic Self-Tune Axe
From: redsnapper

Why?

RS


13 Nov 07 - 07:12 PM (#2193119)
Subject: RE: The Amazing Gibson Robotic Self-Tune Axe
From: Bill D

now all they need is paper rolls and a crank, so it can play itself.


14 Nov 07 - 03:16 AM (#2193273)
Subject: RE: The Amazing Gibson Robotic Self-Tune Axe
From: Geoff the Duck

Surely it's the crank who buys it?
What happens when the master control knob gets accidentally knocked during a screaming heavy metal solo and the guitar goes apoplexic trying to catch up with retuning the notes?
Quack!
GtD.
    Threads combined. Messages below are from a new thread.
    -Joe Offer-


05 Dec 07 - 08:01 PM (#2209531)
Subject: Self - tuning guitar
From: John on the Sunset Coast

Just read that Gibson is introducing a self-tuning guitar this week. Well,there goes the old excuse, 'close enough for folk music.'!
Now if only they had a self-playing guitar, I might become a star. Naah.


05 Dec 07 - 10:16 PM (#2209581)
Subject: RE: Self - tuning guitar
From: katlaughing

Ah, those on the Cold Northeastern Coast beat you to it, John: CLick Here for previous thread.:-)


05 Dec 07 - 10:25 PM (#2209586)
Subject: RE: Self - tuning guitar
From: catspaw49

Actually kat and John, this is the third. Here's another one!!!

Spaw


05 Dec 07 - 10:32 PM (#2209590)
Subject: RE: Self - tuning guitar
From: katlaughing

Oi! I just PMd Joe about combining the other two. The one I linked to was the earliest though, Spaw! Nan-er, nan-er, nan-er!:-)


06 Dec 07 - 05:06 AM (#2209707)
Subject: RE: Self - tuning guitar
From: Roger the Skiffler

...if only they'd invent a self-tuning voice....

RtS
(sigh)


06 Dec 07 - 03:37 PM (#2209958)
Subject: RE: Self - tuning guitar
From: lefthanded guitar

When they come out with a guitar that tunes itself AND changes its own strings - I'm first on line.


07 Dec 07 - 02:26 AM (#2210289)
Subject: RE: Tech: Gibson Self Tuning Guitar
From: Gurney

A self-playing guitar shouldn't be too hard. A walkman with an amp built into the box, and a karaoke program to burn the CDs, and away you go, Dwayne. The ultimate air guitar.

When I first saw the cartoon, it was a tape that you slid into the guitar.


07 Dec 07 - 06:36 AM (#2210387)
Subject: RE: Tech: Gibson Self Tuning Guitar
From: theleveller

I've got a self-tuning guitar. Well, I tune it myself.