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31 Oct 07 - 01:16 AM (#2183237) Subject: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Look at this, willya? Disgraceful! Insulting! Vile and unacceptable! This sorta specist crap has gotta stop NOW!!! Blatant specism!!! |
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31 Oct 07 - 01:21 AM (#2183240) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Donuel The inflateable banana has great possibilities. |
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31 Oct 07 - 01:46 AM (#2183245) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Bee-dubya-ell Whaddaya frettin' about? They's gorilla costumes, not chimapnzee costumes! Ya don' even like gorillas fer cryin' out loud! Look at it this way: How many times ya been shot at by a human? Now, how many times ya been shot at by a gorilla? Get my drift? |
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31 Oct 07 - 02:11 AM (#2183248) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Yeah, I get yer drift, Roscoe. I ain't stupid, see? But here's the thing. When it comes to humans pullin' their specist stuff on ANY primate, we are all hangin' out on the same friggin' vine together! I might not get along too good with gorillas...matter of fact, I hate the bastards...but I will defend gorillas, chimps, orangutans, howlers, bonobos, rhesus, and any other ape or monkey against these stinkin' specist stereotypes that humans are perpetratin' on all of us, cos that's when the gloves come OFF! And then there's those damn Planet of the Apes movies...MAN, does that make my blood boil! That Charlton Heston jerk has got a lotta nerve. |
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31 Oct 07 - 02:46 AM (#2183251) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Liz the Squeak D'ya know.. it's so weird, I had a dream about monkeys last night. I was in the passenger seat of our car and a Capuchin monkey came in through the window and crapped on the driver's seat. But here's the really weird thing - it crapped guinea pig turds! Anyone know anything about dream translations? Chongo - I'm probably going to regret saying this, but none of those apes are anywhere near as pretty as the real thing like you. Mind you, the pink one was rather fetching. Nurse, the screens!!! LTS |
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31 Oct 07 - 03:08 AM (#2183255) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Ernest Sue them for a bunsch of bananas for compensation! |
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31 Oct 07 - 05:07 AM (#2183274) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Trevor Woooh! |
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31 Oct 07 - 09:52 AM (#2183445) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Rapparee I probably shouldn't mention it, but Chongo has been seen in Certain Chicago Bars with his fur dyed a lovely hot pink and with a flourescent green ribbon tied...well, strategically so to avoid a confrontation with the Chicago Vice Squad. I've seen the photos, and it's Chongo all right. The high heels and fishnet hose add a rather cute touch, too. |
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31 Oct 07 - 09:58 AM (#2183451) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Green Man My God! Surrealism at this time of day. |
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31 Oct 07 - 10:06 AM (#2183460) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Stilly River Sage Yeah, but it's less expensive than a cuppa Starbucks. |
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31 Oct 07 - 10:06 AM (#2183461) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: artbrooks Have the people who organize the Getaway dancing girls seen this? Would be a major improvement for, say, MMario and Big Mick. |
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31 Oct 07 - 11:10 AM (#2183492) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Midchuck I can't believe I'm the only one on here old enough to remember the Don Martin paperbacks, and National Gorilla Suit Day! "An Abominable Snowman! What could be worse than an Abominable Snowman?" "Arrrgh! Arrrgh!" Peter. |
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31 Oct 07 - 11:14 AM (#2183497) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: wysiwyg Chongo, Chongo, Chongo..... listen up, bro; this preoccupation with specism is putting you in danger, spiritually.... You're starting to channel Shane. ~Susan |
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31 Oct 07 - 11:20 AM (#2183504) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: MMario Hey Chongo! Talk about specism. . . Humans are primates too! Admit it, you're just pissed off because they are pushing gorilla suits instead of chimp suits. |
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31 Oct 07 - 11:27 AM (#2183515) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Little Hawk I think you may have hit on the crux of it, MMario. ;-) I mean, where do you see a chimp suit for sale? Nowhere. But I can even buy a gorilla suit, albeit not a very good one, in downtown Orillia...and that means you can get them just about anywhere! He's jealous. And frustrated. This obsession with specism is just Chongo's way of refusing to face up to his own crying need for self-examination and self-improvement. He's afraid to face his own many imperfections, so he focuses instead on some perceived external oppressor because that makes him feel righteous and put upon, even noble. |
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31 Oct 07 - 11:31 AM (#2183522) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: MMario he focuses instead on some perceived external oppressor because that makes him feel righteous and put upon, even noble. Dare I say, human? |
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31 Oct 07 - 11:33 AM (#2183524) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Little Hawk Heh! (grin) Sure is typical of human behaviour, isn't it, MMario? That's why I think Chongo deserves to be treated as an equal, as one of us. |
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31 Oct 07 - 11:59 AM (#2183545) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Liz the Squeak So can no-one help me with the guinea-pig poo producing capuchin in my dreams? I say dreams... you don't usually wake up sweating and screaming after a good dream do you? And before you asked, I went to bed stone cold sober and I don't eat cheese at any time of day! LTS |
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31 Oct 07 - 12:13 PM (#2183550) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Little Hawk Have you been prostrating yourself before any graven idols lately? |
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31 Oct 07 - 12:25 PM (#2183558) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: MMario Liz - two mistakes right thee - and regarding LH's questions if yes, stop, if no, start. |
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31 Oct 07 - 12:37 PM (#2183565) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Rapparee One of the photos does show Chongo engaging in, ah, self-examination. |
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31 Oct 07 - 01:39 PM (#2183600) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: GUEST,Neil D You should think of it (people dressing up in gorilla suits) as a tribute to gorillas, not as specism. Its because they admire the strength, bravery and impeccable grooming of the gorilla and want to emulate same. |
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31 Oct 07 - 01:44 PM (#2183606) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Rapparee I want to say that the pictures came from somebody called "Big Louie." I think that he thought I was related to the late Mike Royko. |
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31 Oct 07 - 04:45 PM (#2183734) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp I know Big Louie. He's a fatmouth ugly stupid jerk with a brain the size of a louse egg. (In other words...he's a nitwit!) I'm not surprised he would spread around libelous stuff like that about me. I'll fix his wagon good when I see him. So...you people think I've got a chip on my shoulder, do ya? Well, maybe I do, but I came by it honestly. I been experiencin' rank prejudice from people in America ever since I stepped off the banana boat. Canada ain't much better. There are a lotta bars where they won't serve an ape even though it ain't legal to refuse a payin' ape a drink. There are cops who will pull an ape over for nuthin' and put him through 15 or 20 minutes of harassment. I seen lots of that. I have never seen any ape celebrities or authors or athletes interviewed in Playboy, Hustler, or any of them other magazines. No ape has ever been elected to high office in America. There's a species line bein' enforced out there in society, whether or not people will admit to it. - Chongo |
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31 Oct 07 - 07:55 PM (#2183860) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Don Firth "No ape has ever been elected to high office in America." Well, Chongo, I think I have to take issue with you there, but this is neither the time nor place to pursue the matter. Besides, I don't think you'd much like the direction it would take. Stay loose, guy! By the way, nice pelt! Must be pleasantly warm when the weather turns chilly. Don Firth |
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31 Oct 07 - 10:04 PM (#2183941) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Rapparee Yeah, but what do I do with the photos? Big Louie says he's still got the negatives in a "real safe place." You do look rather fetching in the pictures, Chongo.... |
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01 Nov 07 - 12:11 AM (#2183998) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Stilly River Sage Condolences, Chongo. Was she a friend of yours? Chimpanzee Who Knew Sign Language Dies October 31, 2007 SPOKANE, Wash. - Washoe, a female chimpanzee said to be the first non-human to acquire human language, has died of natural causes at the research institute where she was kept. Washoe, who first learned a bit of American Sign Language in a research project in Nevada, had been living on Central Washington University's Ellensburg campus since 1980. Her keepers said she had a vocabulary of about 250 words, although critics contended Washoe and some other primates learned to imitate sign language, but did not develop true language skills. She died Tuesday night, according to Roger and Deborah Fouts, co-founders of The Chimpanzee and Human Communications Institute on the campus. She was born in Africa about 1965. She was taken to the veterinary hospital at Washington State University on Wednesday for a necropsy. Her memorial will be Nov. 12. "Washoe was an emissary, bringing us a message of respect for nature," Dr. Mary Lee Jensvold, assistant director of the nonprofit institute, said Wednesday. The Fouts went to Central Washington from Oklahoma in 1980 to create a home for Washoe and other chimps. "The entire CWU community and the Ellensburg community are feeling the loss of our friend, Washoe, one of our daughters," said CWU President Jerilyn S. McIntyre. Washoe also taught sign language to three younger chimps who remain at the institute, Central Washington spokeswoman Becky Watson said. They are Tatu, 31, Loulis, 29, and Dar, 31. Washoe was the only chimpanzee at the institute born in Africa and was the matriarch of the chimpanzee family. She was named for Washoe County, Nev., where she lived with Drs. Allen and Beatrix Gardner of the University of Nevada, Reno, from 1966 to 1970. Primate researcher Jane Goodall, in Roger Fouts' book "Next of Kin," noted the importance of the work with Washoe. "Roger, through his ongoing conversations with Washoe and her extended family, has opened a window into the cognitive workings of a chimpanzee's mind that adds new dimension to our understanding," Goodall was quoted as saying. In 1967, the Gardners established Project Washoe to teach the chimp ASL. Previous attempts to teach chimpanzees to imitate vocal languages had failed. Roger Fouts was a graduate student of the Gardners. For Washoe to be considered "reliable" on a sign, it had to be seen by three different observers in three separate instances. Then it had to be seen 15 days in a row to be added to her sign list. The Gardners tried to make Washoe's environment as similar as they could to what a human infant with deaf parents would experience. Researchers communicated with Washoe by sign language, minimizing the use of spoken words. The Gardners said that, for example, when Washoe entered their bathroom, she made the sign for "toothbrush" when she saw one. But there was controversy over whether the chimp was really using ASL. Among those who doubted that chimps could use language were MIT linguist Noam Chomsky and Harvard scientist Steven Pinker. Chomsky contended that the neural requirements for language developed in humans after the evolutionary split between humans and other primates. Pinker argued that primates simply learn to perform certain acts in order to receive rewards, and do not acquire true language. --- On the Net: http://www.friendsofwashoe.org |
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01 Nov 07 - 12:18 AM (#2184002) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Little Hawk Ah, man...Chongo is going to be really upset about Washoe. Of course he knew her. She's an old friend of his. Chongo has confided in me many times that Washoe knows...or I should say knew how to speak English better than half the greengrocers and 2/3 of the city cops in Chicago...but she pretended not to in order to make fools out of the scientists and researchers. If so, she carried it off very well, I must say. |
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01 Nov 07 - 01:30 AM (#2184026) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Liz the Squeak "No ape has ever been elected to high office in America." Are you SERIOUS??? What about the present incumbent of the White House? He's so dumb he makes sheep look smart! LTS |
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01 Nov 07 - 03:19 AM (#2184043) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Gurney Liz. Guinea pig poo producing Capuchin??? Are you dreaming of a predatory monkey, producing what was lately guinea-pigs? Nah, it is chimps who are predatory (sometimes) and I've seen the films to prove it. NOT a pretty piece of natural history. They produce monkey (once) poo. Chong, old primate, loosen up. You, too, can buy a gorilla suit, and it may enable you to pull sheilas of several species. How can that be specist? Don't eat them. |
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01 Nov 07 - 09:10 AM (#2184187) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Rapparee Ya know, Chongo, iffen I wuz you and of course I ain't, I'd do something about them folks who hunt and eat chimpanzees. |
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01 Nov 07 - 11:37 AM (#2184287) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Sandy Mc Lean In Cape Breton we have some very talented chimps with a great love for music and dancing. These guys recently signed a multi million dollar contract to promote a fast food chain. The also demanded that bananas be included on the menu. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvN7tUtSGcI |
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01 Nov 07 - 11:39 AM (#2184290) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Little Hawk Awww! Aren't they cute? |
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01 Nov 07 - 02:49 PM (#2184435) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: GUEST,Neil D Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 01 Nov 07 - 01:30 AM "No ape has ever been elected to high office in America." Are you SERIOUS??? What about the present incumbent of the White House? He's so dumb he makes sheep look smart! LTS Liz, your comparison is insulting.... To apes. |
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01 Nov 07 - 04:26 PM (#2184493) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Rapparee ...as well as to sheep. Also to rocks, stumps, stagnant water.... |
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01 Nov 07 - 04:33 PM (#2184501) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Little Hawk Darned right. Chongo gets really, really mad when people say George Bush resembles a chimp. I asked him if there was any ape he would have picked for President. "It's obvious, isn't it?" he said. "King Kong, that's who. Kong woulda given the kind of leadership this country sorely lacks. He woulda cut back military spending...specially for the friggin' air force! He woulda established Peace through Strength, but his way..." |
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01 Nov 07 - 08:14 PM (#2184657) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: GUEST Tom T. Hall Lyrics "Tom T. Hall The Monkey That Became President lyrics" I was there on the day the monkey came into this world His face was round and reddish and his hair was slightly curled He didn't look too different from the others I had seen Who'd-a-thought he was the answer to the nation's dream? At first he didn't seem to be intelligent at all Each time he'd start to walk about he'd stumble and he'd fall My first impression was to be a most mistaken thought Lord a'mighty, what's this little hairy monkey wrought? Because I witnessed his departure from his mother's womb I felt inclined to check his progress every afternoon One day the keeper of the zoo called in the live tv Frankly said, I think you'll be amazed at what you see. The monkey walked and talked and waved his arms about his head In the corner was the stack of books that he had read An educated monkey! said the papers 'cross the land It was more than weary sociologists could stand Oh, his fame was universal, he was on the carson how People talked about him kindly everywhere he'd go His insight was amazing, his philosophy was fair He became a politician welcome everywhere His wit was not to be compared with any mind intact He'd lace a phrase with irony and blend it all with fact Conservatives applauded and the liberals were entranced The bigots and the integrationists were in his camp Nobody dared to meet him in an open press debate He was nominated by the folks from every state Yes, a monkey was the president, though maybe not the first And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe The dream I had last night has been related as it came As for interpretation, well, it's really very plain Would you rather have a monkey up in washington, d.c. Or have those people making monkeys out of you and me? |
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01 Nov 07 - 08:34 PM (#2184668) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: GUEST Hear it here: http://wfmu.org/playlists/shows/22535 |
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01 Nov 07 - 09:14 PM (#2184689) Subject: RE: BS: It's a DISGRACE!!! From: Neil D No ape has ever been elected to high office in America. There's a species line bein' enforced out there in society, whether or not people will admit to it. - Chongo Not so sure about that Chongo, check this out. http://www.toddbreer.com/p_070702_bushchimps.shtml |