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31 Oct 07 - 10:32 AM (#2183477) Subject: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay From: Donuel One thing I plan to sell is the official 2007 World Series equivalent of all the spit/saliva that was spit by both teams during the 4 games. So far they fit in 2 10 gallon water bottles and look disgusting with the Red Sox bottle of spit about 3 inches higher than the Rockies. It shows that the spiting advantage translates into runs. Grocery store stickers that you take to the store and put on various items on the shelf that say things like "now with more growth hormone!" "Now with less lead" "fortified with ethylene glycol" " Free E Coli " |
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31 Oct 07 - 11:28 AM (#2183518) Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay From: Amos Good luck with that, man. A |
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31 Oct 07 - 01:30 PM (#2183597) Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay From: Rapparee You've got a bottle of spit three inches higher than the Rockies?? |
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31 Oct 07 - 01:43 PM (#2183605) Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay From: John Hardly "You've got a bottle of spit three inches higher than the Rockies??" It's a result of the global warming melt of the mile deep snows of Greenland. |
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31 Oct 07 - 01:45 PM (#2183608) Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay From: Rapparee No matter what the diameter of the bottle, that's a helluva lot of spit! |
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31 Oct 07 - 06:53 PM (#2183818) Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay From: Bill D Great Expectorations! "How much spit?" "How the Dickens would I know?" |
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01 Nov 07 - 12:34 AM (#2184010) Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay From: Stilly River Sage Ewwww. . . . (good ones, Bill!) I am actually lining up a bunch of "normal" stuff to sell on eBay. Heckvua lot of work, but it does clear the place out a little and adds some cash to the holiday coffers. SRS |
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01 Nov 07 - 12:50 AM (#2184017) Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay From: Little Hawk The ad can achieve magic if it's done up right. I once saw an ad on Ebay selling a folding work table and multi-tool thing which the guy said was the worst made piece of junk he had ever bought in his life. He went on and on about what a badly designed and totally lousy item it was, but did so in a very amusing way, including ancedotes about disastrous attempts to do craftwork using the folding work table and multi-tool thing. It ended up selling for a surprisingly good bid...after attracting a quite extraordinary amount of attention for what was, essentially, an almost useless piece of junk. ;-) |
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01 Nov 07 - 09:21 AM (#2184191) Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay From: Rapparee Can I sell some politicians on eBay? They're almost useless pieces of junk. |
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01 Nov 07 - 10:00 AM (#2184211) Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay From: Peace Market it as saliva. Trme on this one. Saliva sounds better than spit. As a trumpet player. Hey, Rapaire, don't saliva sound better than spit? Spit might go for $500 a gallon. Saliva on the other hand means you should have used a handkerchief. |
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01 Nov 07 - 11:15 AM (#2184256) Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay From: Little Hawk Rapaire, you would have to own the politician before you could sell him...or her. That requires a very large amount of cash. |