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06 Nov 07 - 06:08 PM (#2187920) Subject: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: Mickey191 Local CBS Eve.News- A homeless man was found yesterday using a phone in a Church office. A secretary told him to leave. She did not report it to the police. Today he once more broke in, and was caught using the phone again. This time the cops were called and he was arrested. A trace of the phone records proved he was calling sex chat lines. Where there's a will, there's a way. Am I the only one who thinks this is weirdly funny? |
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06 Nov 07 - 06:11 PM (#2187922) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: Jean(eanjay) The church won't think it's funny because those sex chat lines are expensive! |
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06 Nov 07 - 06:16 PM (#2187928) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: Bill D he's in the wrong place. "Carnal combinations cannot get control Of this line to glory, anchored in the soul; Storm and trial cannot disconnect the line, Held in constant keeping by the Father's hand divine." Refrain: Telephone to glory, oh, what joy divine! I can feel the current moving on the line, Built by God the Father for His loved and own, We may talk to Jesus through this royal telephone." |
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06 Nov 07 - 06:24 PM (#2187934) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: wysiwyg I think it's a riot, and I'm forwarding it to our parish secretary! ~S~ |
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06 Nov 07 - 06:27 PM (#2187938) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: Peace Guess it wasn't a collect call, huh? |
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06 Nov 07 - 06:28 PM (#2187941) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: SINSULL Boggles the mind. Two days in a row???? |
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06 Nov 07 - 06:29 PM (#2187943) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: wysiwyg Eeeewww... "Please hold" ~S~ |
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06 Nov 07 - 06:36 PM (#2187951) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: bobad The phone numbers were likely on speed dial. |
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06 Nov 07 - 06:45 PM (#2187959) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: PoppaGator Jesus is on the mainline; tell Him what you want! |
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06 Nov 07 - 08:18 PM (#2188015) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: Bee Poppagator, you are goin' to hell, ya know! |
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06 Nov 07 - 09:36 PM (#2188044) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: Amos Hell, the man's from N'Orleans...he's already been there! A |
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06 Nov 07 - 09:54 PM (#2188052) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: Sorcha Is this the new Dial A Prayer? I'm with Whiz here, I think it's a riot! |
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06 Nov 07 - 10:00 PM (#2188054) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: Deckman Maybe he was getti' what he was praying for? Bad bad Bob |
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06 Nov 07 - 10:16 PM (#2188062) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: Little Hawk This sounds a lot like something Shane would do. |
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06 Nov 07 - 11:35 PM (#2188099) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: Mickey191 UPDATE: He keeps asking for his "free" call! The Church was the "Alliance Church in Valley Cottage, NY. Verizon is negotiating the charges with the Church. There is no bail. Does that sound a bit stiff? Some killers can post bail. |
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07 Nov 07 - 08:12 AM (#2188265) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: Peace "Does that sound a bit stiff?" You tryin' to say he got through? |
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07 Nov 07 - 09:04 AM (#2188289) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: topical tom Perhaps therapy by phone? For God press 1 For Marie press 2 |
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07 Nov 07 - 09:10 AM (#2188294) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: Wesley S Maybe it was the Mary Magdaline Hotline. |
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07 Nov 07 - 06:14 PM (#2188623) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: PoppaGator I think hell is an inordinately "stiff" punishment for simply quoting a traditional spiritual lyric. Now, purgatory? Maybe... |
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08 Nov 07 - 04:30 PM (#2189261) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: GUEST,Art Thieme (It looks like I'm a guest again!! Am gettin' sick of this...) Bill D, I do hope that the "hand divine" in your song helped him to get what he was wanting from the sex line. Art |
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08 Nov 07 - 05:01 PM (#2189280) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: Little Hawk The thing to do when homeless & horny is to use one's natural charm and wit to open doors....like Shane does... |
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08 Nov 07 - 06:58 PM (#2189369) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: Dave Swan Quick, somebody wake Catspaw. |
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09 Nov 07 - 11:33 AM (#2189869) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: topical tom Gives a new meaning to "hotline", doesn't it? Homeless and horny? Dial 1-800-FREE F**K. |
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10 Nov 07 - 12:08 AM (#2190331) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: Barry Finn Couldn't he have just talked to one of the "on call priests"? After all, aren't a good percentage of them in the business on the side/sly anyway? NastyBarry |
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10 Nov 07 - 10:19 AM (#2190478) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: Mickey191 Nasty Barry, You're no fun! Don't think there were any priests there. I think our indigent, homeless horny friend does not swing that way. He wanted the luscious,lewd,lubricous female voice to cheer him on his way. To show him the way to a new and better day. To give him hope. He sits now in a cell with no one to talk to. The poor wretch. |
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04 Mar 10 - 02:24 PM (#2856081) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: PoppaGator refresh |
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04 Mar 10 - 03:02 PM (#2856113) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: kendall Thou shalt not steal. |
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04 Mar 10 - 03:39 PM (#2856148) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: Little Hawk Thou shalt not fornicate with thy neighbour's goat. |
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04 Mar 10 - 04:15 PM (#2856171) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: gnu That`s baaaaad. |
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05 Mar 10 - 07:20 AM (#2856648) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: GUEST,tealeaf Perhaps he was an ex Pedi priest,calling a choir boy. |
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05 Mar 10 - 09:14 AM (#2856718) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: John MacKenzie Nah, he's a banjo player without a girl friend. |
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05 Mar 10 - 09:34 AM (#2856732) Subject: RE: BS: Homeless & Horny-What To Do? From: Charley Noble If only a charitable nun had taken him in hand. Nasty Charley Noble |