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BS: What was that?

09 Nov 07 - 09:07 AM (#2189746)
Subject: BS: What was that?
From: John MacKenzie

I am on about weird and misleading thread titles, not quite Mondegreens, but getting that way.
The title that prompted this thread was "Brazilian rosewood bust"
Now I know I'm a lover of the female form, and am a member of the Temple of the Golden Globes Unfettered Tendency, but wooden boobs was my first thought when I read it! Now Liz the Squeak's tits are all very well, but they at least are warm and respond to feeding.

Giok


09 Nov 07 - 09:14 AM (#2189753)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Newport Boy

Was that "feeding", or "feeling"?

Sorry!

Phil


09 Nov 07 - 09:56 AM (#2189780)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Amos

Both, I expect. I had the same impression, Giok. When I saw the title my thought was, all well and good, but no substitute for the genuine article!


A


09 Nov 07 - 02:35 PM (#2190009)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: John MacKenzie

D'ya know Amos, I sorta thunk you woulda' made the same mistake !
G.


09 Nov 07 - 02:38 PM (#2190014)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Rapparee

Why must it always be Brazilian? Why not some other rosewood?


09 Nov 07 - 02:43 PM (#2190016)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Peace

You are, collectively, a particularly filthy minded bunch. I, on the other had, am not. THIS was MY first thought. Or maybe it was this. Hell, can't remember.


09 Nov 07 - 02:59 PM (#2190034)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: gnu

Bust? Filthy? Come again? I must prostate.


09 Nov 07 - 03:11 PM (#2190039)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Sorcha

Oh for pity sake. Don't you ever think about anything but boobs, Giok?
How sad.


09 Nov 07 - 03:15 PM (#2190042)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: John MacKenzie

I've met so many tits Sorcha.


09 Nov 07 - 03:17 PM (#2190049)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: gnu

Tit for tat?


09 Nov 07 - 03:23 PM (#2190053)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Megan L

How strange there were so many naughty boys in here yet only Giok was singled out for attack.

As for the lot of you if Granny comes in here she will gie ye Bust widden or otherwise ya scunners. SKELP


09 Nov 07 - 03:30 PM (#2190062)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Amos

There are many other things to think about, surely. But none seem to generate that same quality of fervor and delight. Now, why do you suppose that is?


A


09 Nov 07 - 04:10 PM (#2190088)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Bill D

Rosewood is pretty exotic for a bust.....I am more familar with the one sung about in Mikado..."willow tit, willow tit, willow"


09 Nov 07 - 04:17 PM (#2190094)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: John MacKenzie

ROFL Bill


09 Nov 07 - 05:24 PM (#2190155)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: gnu

Amos, to quote a bard of renown, namely Chris Rock, "EVERYBODY like a big titty woman! EVERYBODY!"


09 Nov 07 - 05:48 PM (#2190171)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Newport Boy

Amazing what you can do with a comma, Bill

Phil (the pedant)


09 Nov 07 - 06:36 PM (#2190201)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Bill D

Punctuation and inflection can topple empires and color history!


09 Nov 07 - 07:14 PM (#2190230)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Sorcha

All of them are sad, but Giok started it! Rather pathetic the poor lads have so little to think about!


09 Nov 07 - 10:26 PM (#2190309)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Sorcha

Well … you can talk about your toolies and your titties too,
You can keep your Miss Molly and your Boobies too!


LOL...let's talk balls instead! Now, a nice set of brass balls is an addition to any room in the house!


09 Nov 07 - 10:38 PM (#2190313)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Don Firth

According to Edwin Newman, long-time newsman and author of Strictly Speaking, "Having a man around the house makes a vas deferens."

Don Firth


10 Nov 07 - 03:20 AM (#2190361)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: GUEST,Big Norman Voice

To some people, talking balls is a way of life.
BNV


10 Nov 07 - 04:49 PM (#2190696)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: topical tom

Hey, folks, we should not use the word "tits". Let's keep abreast of appropriateness or bust a gut trying.


    I must not milk these puns too long but it's so damned tempting!


10 Nov 07 - 04:53 PM (#2190700)
Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: John MacKenzie

Best have a word with Liz the Squeak then Tom.
G