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01 Dec 07 - 10:32 PM (#2206596) Subject: BS: Mouse in a bottle From: Little Hawk Here are Doug and Bob McKenzie explaining how you can, like, get yerself 144 free beers for nothin', eh? Flippin' decent! Shane took a lot of inspiration from these guys, eh? Mouse in a bottle |
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01 Dec 07 - 11:23 PM (#2206610) Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle From: wysiwyg But they didn't explain whether the mouse has to drown or suffer some other fate.... can the free beer wait till the mouse expires of old age, then all the mousecrap can be flushed out with some stale beer? Put Shane on that one right away. ~Susan |
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02 Dec 07 - 02:30 AM (#2206641) Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle From: Liz the Squeak So if I could put time in a bottle, would I get myself a gross of free watches? LTS |
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02 Dec 07 - 07:39 AM (#2206707) Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle From: gnu No, you would get a Croce. |
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02 Dec 07 - 07:47 AM (#2206710) Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle From: The Fooles Troupe So who wrote "Time in a Bottle" again? And what are the words to this parody? |
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02 Dec 07 - 10:33 AM (#2206798) Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle From: wysiwyg If I.. could put mice.. into bottles... The first thing... that I'd like to do... Is be sure... that they live... just as long as mice can, And then... turn them into free brew... ~S~ |
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02 Dec 07 - 11:49 AM (#2206850) Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle From: Little Hawk You're loaded, eh? |
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02 Dec 07 - 11:55 AM (#2206853) Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle From: Bill D Back when Pepsi & Coke came in returnable bottles, a lady come into the store where I worked with a 12oz., unopened bottle of Pepsi from the 6-pack she had just bought and held it up to the light. Yes, there was a mouse on the bottom. One can only assume it got in when the bottle was used before, and was not discovered during the automated bottle-washing process and inspection. None of us were clever enough to keep the bottle and turn it into a gold mine. (we also found stuff like rusty bolts in bottles occasionally) |
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02 Dec 07 - 12:03 PM (#2206858) Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle From: Little Hawk Boy, talk about a nasty fate. Drowned and entombed inside a bottle of Pepsi! Yuck. |
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02 Dec 07 - 03:42 PM (#2207026) Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle From: Charley Noble Really sad story, Charley Noble |
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02 Dec 07 - 04:04 PM (#2207034) Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle From: Peace Indeed . . . . |
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02 Dec 07 - 04:23 PM (#2207045) Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle From: gnu ...into Strange Brew? No, not the Creamy stuff. The Bob & Doug stuff... not a bad movie. |
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02 Dec 07 - 08:41 PM (#2207219) Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle From: Rapparee I once found a starfish, a dead cat, and all sorts of things in bottles. My biology teacher wouldn't let me trade them in for free formaldehyde, though. |
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02 Dec 07 - 10:38 PM (#2207259) Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle From: SINSULL My uncle found a dead mouse in a bottle of Pepsi - pre-law suit days. I found a huge rusty bolt in a bottle of orange pop. Also pre...The best was Uncle Rudy finding a set of dentures in a cherry pie. Also pre...Shame - I could have been an heiress. |
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02 Dec 07 - 11:08 PM (#2207273) Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle From: Bee I found a set of upper dentures in an old stone wall once. They looked to be about as old as the wall, which would have been a good hundred years. There was a very old partial pig skeleton nearby as well. I wonder... |
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03 Dec 07 - 06:03 AM (#2207400) Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle From: gnu Pigged out and THEN got stoned? |
