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Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!

07 Dec 07 - 10:42 AM (#2210548)
Subject: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Alarm of hunter.

40 things long year for us as that person egg ten:00 bedspreads.
Long it becomes the Cumberland assistant.
And two 40 years is the gruel l thing in cry of distress.
The car will grow on former of reputation of his certificate.
The broadcloth of scarlet will be wrong and it did not decorate.
Eye white buckskin.
The grey of usual Skidded was his clothing.
And he hazard a day, the show which is not wore hazard it.

Singing together.

The alarm of the hunter is silent now.
Compared to at bank above Ellen.
Compared to above will we listen to the echo which it is wild?
The sound o'erCaldews which is clear roaring which is dark.

When the darkness is stimulated her very frame in our surroundings.
And non-by us who are rolled home it hits and it bids.
Our children will talk, "the father talks to us.
It is noble and wise and cyan the some talk peels."
And we them of the Renter and will talk to the king.
Up lid it sprouts and it takes kick it takes and kick sound difficulty.
As it peels the fox with in the circumference of them.
This Carrack of too much melody.
And with view it will be wrong from smell and it drove.

From some time Bathwater in Skidded.
With Isle, Bewailed and Whitefield.
We ran fast the madman together.
Following tracks cyan the shell.
And us also the map to hunt in different one thing it did not know and it won but.
When the hand of the flag us the fruit it will produce bidding old age until.
We only that s step rats and will think in the sibling.
And cyan the shell tracking think the thing.


07 Dec 07 - 11:07 AM (#2210563)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Writes down me. On copper family.

Writes down me, above ye strength.
The first creation loves person.
I eat the diamond in mine eye.
All I am joyful and comfortably lay.
All I am joyful and comfortably lay.

I will give you the gold, I will give you the pearl.
If you can imagine me, my girl.
I will be putting on rich expensive long gown.
If you can imagine me, I dear.
If you can imagine me, I dear.

This will not be your gold I entices.
Stops the pleasure is the wife.
For me did not mean or does not care for the basis.
Is in any young people's telephone...

Then is your way, you despise ¹ó¸¾ÈË.
Because you had proven the vacation, I will prove same.
Is not nice to me, but I discovered.
Certain other fair maids to my brains...

Oh, stop over, the young people, are not in on are hasty.
You will be afraid your time to waste as if.
Let the reason rule your mobile brains.
And your I proved the type...

So church they extremely next day go.
And has married by the request, was similar to me to hear the word.
So ¼´È» the girl she is his wife.
She proved he is comfortable day and night...

That now he troublesome and was sorrowful will be the past.
He was joyful and has comfortably come finally.
That girl always said nay to him.
She proved he is comfortable at night and the day..


07 Dec 07 - 11:19 AM (#2210572)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Nerd

Are these translated into another language and then translated back using translation software? You can get some funny stuff that way too!

Like the following, using babelfish to go from English to Greek and back, which is actually remarkably understandable apart from the untranslatable words...

Existed three individuals
came out from the west,
their chances for in order to try
also these three individuals
made a serious oath
John Barleycorn to die
They've that orgw'cike should,
they've sparme'nos,
they've this threw in the clods above in his head
and these three individuals made a serious oath
John Barleycorn was deads


07 Dec 07 - 11:27 AM (#2210582)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Folly, Bendigo

1. Finally, I get inside of a fall morning
We heard some of the aristocratic sport
Some of the duke of Wellington, the company's co-worker
But today at the early stages of the preview -KEMASU night.

Chorus:
It was stupid, Bendigo, lord - o
Travelers behind never got to see him.
HORUBURUKKUTA, working and girls Bonnie jover
They want him to find a Hound Dog.

2 - youth, in addition to being the first Fox
His trial began just
He is a straight path to the present report
He said 'Young super Takashi Takashi
He is the lowest long-term stay in the Young
I think that 'freedom to find a development there forever login.

3. Then, the old non-Fox,
Fast owner of a trial
He is a straight path to the current river
In addition, he jumped out from the Fox
However, his hunting dog if you have a surge after
Traveling to the straited his 0 won.

4 - to look over the valley
However, soon to come back
Fox and Hound Dog never fails
Today from 12 months,
To say that listening to the owner since
Following shark, I will forever be brave dog.


07 Dec 07 - 11:36 AM (#2210592)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

All of the natural appearance of the morning Magic Gay
I return to the streets of your brave boys horse
First and foremost is to treat Harry Fishing
Action is not a moment to spare

Chorus:
Shark fishing is fair in the morning, even dogs
The brave boy - fishing, rabbit

Century is a lively way to seize seems smooth
This word of caution musicals Mary hound dog
Beard found in the field under the lights during yon who is
Shark fishermen are now viewed cry mechanism, we are moving

Chorus

Now, along with hunting dogs before you see where to go eyes and ears
We are tired of the massive face
Oh, we are not in the trenches and boundary stakes
Our commitment to the world at the same time as a hound dog

Chorus

Glory and how to impose the death of voices together
This is a century and a chorus of cries of a hound dog
It's all good health and a long life, fishermen
Valentine's wife and the blessings occur whois

Chorus


07 Dec 07 - 11:44 AM (#2210595)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Your fault Happy, you've done it now...

John Kane straw you do?

Are you with Keane, John straw coat so gay?
John Kane, Are you with the bark on brakes?
You need the crust away at the time, John Kane, Alan
His century, and said Horne with Sarah

When the first line, Was me, the sound of bullets in the town of Horn my bed
Call me, and said movement led of times
For all of the bark hollow will wake the dead
From his hideout in the morning or Fox

Voice death Twickenham you clear?
Her son, Ken, do you think peerless
You need to Ken with his last breath Fox
While they all died the morning of the curse?

Yes, I peeled Hemingway, Paul, John, Ruby also
Bellman and True, property Ranter
Drag from Chase, and Chasm's view,
Given Death in the morning

I am often followed by John peeled away and all
O'er the fence and gate and the Bar Association user Rasper
Benton scratch mere wound to the low-hole
For Division in the morning when we Brush

Then peeled my heart and soul: John
This year, fill, fill it Fullness Sultanate
We look forward to the next John straw throe fair or error throe
While the owner of the century, and we waked in the morning


07 Dec 07 - 11:57 AM (#2210608)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: s&r

Abdul Abulbul Amir
The sons of prophet were hardy and bold,
and is sufficient unaccustomed in order to fear,
but tell the bravest of these was man,
4 named Abdul Of abulbul Amir.
This son of desert, in the aroused battle,
could spit 20 people on its spear.
Terrible creature, and sober and soused was Abdul Abulbul Amir.
When is necessary man in order to encourage van,
either to isvesti foe from the the zadego, or to the storm redoubt, they had only to shout for Abdul Abulbul Amir.
Will heroes in the abundance and people znannye to fame in the troops were conduct tsar;
But the bravest of these was man by name Ivan Skavinsky Skivar. It could imitate Irving, play Euchre and sklozhit' together and carry out on the Spanish guitar.
In actuality, sufficiently slivk of the command of muscovite was Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
Ladies, is which everything they fell in love its its, rivals were several; It could drink them all under advokatskya class.
As gallant or tank, there were no one, it was which necessary to erect in a number with Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
One day this boldest Russian did load his gun and did put on its truculent center of city sneer,
was which it it did go, where it did tread on the finger of leg Abdul Abulbul Amir
"young person" quoth Bulbul, "life did grow by such dull that you were anxious to finish your career? Vile infidel! Know, you tread on the finger of leg Abdul Abulbul Amir."
"so taking your last view on sunshine and brook sends your regrets to the tsar; by this I imply you to the ides to die, Mr. Ivan skavinsky Skivar."
Quoth Ivan, "my friend, your notes, at the end, avail you but a little, I is which I fear, for you ne'er will maintain in order to repeat their living, Ghana Abdul Of abulbul Of amir!"
After this, this bold mameluke drew it trusty chibouque with the cry "Allah Akbar!" And from the intention to complete murder, it ferociously went for Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
After this, they parried and thrust and they side-stepped cursed ' to their blood it would fill large tank.
Fellows philologist, who rarely crack jokes, they speak that hash it was first made on that spot.
They warred completely that nochu, ' neath pale yellow moon; Din, it was heard from afar; And large multitudes arrived; therefore was large fame Abdul and Ivan Skivar.
In proportion to knife Abdul's of dlinniy extracted life - in actuality, it it was shouting "Huzzah!" - - he felt it struck by the fact wily Kalmuck, counting Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.
Sultan governed by in its krasno1-breasted fly,
expecting that victor cheered up; But he only drew nigh in order to hear the last sigh Abdul Abulbul Amir.
Tsar Petrovich, too, in his blue of spectacles went upward in its new uvenchivannom automobile.
He arrived exactly in the time to exchange by last line with Ivan Skavinsky Skivar. -.
zvuca4 splash from danube was loud the heard meadows o'er
Resounding afar; It arrived of the carbine of insert close to tail end Ivan Skavinsky Skovar.
There will be the lifts of the tomb upward where of the blue danube it passes;
It is engraved there in the natures clearly;
"stranger ampere-hour, passing, if you please prays for soul Abdul Abulbul Amir." Muscovite maiden it lone vigil holds,
"Neath the light of pale polar star;
And name it murmurs as oft in proportion to it cries will be Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.

Stu


07 Dec 07 - 12:36 PM (#2210649)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

16 tons. M. Earl Travel is.


Certain people said a person is manufactured the out putty.
A pitiful person is manufactured out muscle ' the n blood...
Muscle and the blood and the skin and the bone.
Is the weak brains and is strong behind.

Chorale Society.

You load 16 tons and shady to obtain?
Other day older ' deeply in debt.
Disciple Peter douche tells the cause which I ' I is unable.
I owe my soul to company stoop '.

If yaw hears me to approach ' a yaw better withdrawal.
The lotto person is not ' the lotto person dies.
With steel fist each ' other steel.
If is correct you to Don ' the etch then left will.

I am born morning ' when the sun has not shone.
Reorganizes my shovel and I goes to the ore.
16-ton number nine coals which loads.
And straw boss said that, "is very good, blesses my soul!"

I am born morning in the under fine rain ' rain.
Fights ' and the trouble is my middle name.
I am trained pursued in the cane stem break by ' old ' mama.
Is not the high tone woman pushes I.


10 Dec 07 - 03:52 AM (#2212321)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Van Incoherence Fishermen

When the disciples are obliged famous incoherence
I have my country to deploy Masters in seven years
It quickly got to know it and artificially hearing Yorkshire
Ah, 'this the season for the night-flashing during my joy.

I ambushed a convoy of development
'Twas then to spy a bird guard, so you have to be careful did
Now the struggle and wrestling who's, I jump to the other boy
Ah, 'this the season for the night-flashing during my joy.

As soon as his bodyguards four or five discovery
Taking 'weather - another measure, just because we live beaver arrest
Harry, we are alive and my child has been through direct advertising agencies
Ah, 'this the season for the night-flashing during my joy.

We are shoulder to the next floor of my house
Jesus is our neighbour's house, and sold it to the Crown
He sold our crown, my children and I did not tell you where
Ah, 'this the season for the night-flashing during my joy.

The success of respect from the men every mountain incoherence
All of the successful fishermen to sell Harry hopes-
Unfortunately sell their monastery, every Guard is not a bird,
Ah, 'this the season for my joy flashing during the night ..


10 Dec 07 - 04:01 AM (#2212324)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

GUDDOTAIMUZU all in the past and I went

GUDDOTAIMUZU all in the past and I went
All good time o'er
GUDDOTAIMUZU all in the past and I went
Little darling not the place does not need

Let's pray to God I was born
The childhood death, or when
Your enemy is not sparkling blue engine
Lie on your language, or to hear

Turtle doves, who is, and is not showing
Pine and flew the pine
His genuine love of mourning
I also grieve for my country

It is not, please refer to the train who is
He said "at least one week
I belong to his true love,
Never again

Turtle Dove, who's See,
Flynn 'Pine, Pine,
It is true love of her grief,
I like mine a memorial.

A tree does not know "But pectin 'nose,
Under the blue sky,
I am fully aware, "sesame" I met you,
How can you love, love the five failures.

My true love of speaking,
That is something I would like to talk about her case,
This is a call to leave wasting 'time
Running 'and some other NOKI KORIMASHITA round.

I return to his true love back to
Stay with me,
Friends think about the world's attention to the lawyer
Actually I have a friend


10 Dec 07 - 06:19 AM (#2212361)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Beside finally dances for me. Apple, Shuman.

You can dance.
Each dance and person.
Who gives you the eye?
Let him take you to be tight.
You can smile.
Each smiles for she grasps your hand person.
' Neath pale moonlight.
But do not have to forget who adopts your family.
Whose arm and you comes in is.
So darlin ', beside finally dances for me, mmmm.

Oh, I knew (oh, I know).
Music fine.
Likely light sparkling wine.
Obtains your pleasure.
The wrong extension and hard cock oils makes.
Smiles and sings.
But works as we are alone.
Do not give you heart any person.
But do not have to forget who adopts your family.
Whose arm and you comes in is.
So darlin ', beside finally dances for me, the mmmm.

Baby, you knew I love you not so.
Cannot you feel it when we contact.
My will never, never lets you go.
I love your oh, extremely.
You can dance (you to be able to dance).
Goes to and the continuation. '
Goes until the night.
And is the time goes.
If he asked if you are all alone.
Can he adopt you?
You to have to tell him no family?
The ' cause did not forget who adopts your family.
Whose arm you and comes in is.
So, darlin ', beside finally dances for me.

---- Is helpful the interlude ----.'

Cause not to forget who adopts your family.
Whose arm you and goes in is.
So, darlin ', beside finally dances for me, outside mmmm.
Finally dances for me.
And the mummy excessive smoke.
Beside finally dances for me, hmmmm.


10 Dec 07 - 06:40 AM (#2212369)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

I myself was a difficult time finding
Said my mother Mary.
Turning to the words of wisdom
Permission
And my time in the dark
She is standing before me,
Turning to the words of wisdom
Permission

It is understood that
It is understood that
Sleep words of wisdom
Permission

And good people, broken
Living in the rest of the world's consent
There will be an answer
Permission
Yereuljiman parted in the whois inquiry
They still have the opportunity to see a murder case
There will be an answer
Permission

It is understood that
It is understood that
Yes, there will be the answer
Permission
It is understood that
It is understood that
Sleep words of wisdom
Permission

It is understood that
It is understood that
Sleep words of wisdom
Permission

When night cloudy
Use light or I,
Tomorrow's brilliance
Permission
I woke up to The Sound of Music
Said my mother Mary.
Turning to the words of wisdom
Permission

It is understood that
It is understood that
There will be an answer
Permission
It is understood that
It is understood that
Sleep words of wisdom
Permission


10 Dec 07 - 07:50 AM (#2212403)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked+ Thesaurus!
From: Mr Happy

Here Santa Claus comes.

Here if Santa Claus comes, here Santa Claus comes.
Corrects way Santa Claus downward.
Vixen and suddenly bombarded and completely it Ran.
' On the bugle pull out.
Kookily ring ', the children of peas '.
Everything is homosexual and vividly.
Hang her socks and reason Santa Claus say you your prayers '.
Who it comes this evening!

Here if Santa Claus comes, here Santa Claus comes.
Corrects way Santa Claus downward.
It has bags filled with the play goods.
For the boys and devout shook again.
Clampers the Jingle of those bells sleigh.
OH- beautiful Antiserum.
So hop into the bed and cover your head.
' Treason Santa Claus, who he comes this evening!

Here if Santa Claus comes, here Santa Claus comes.
Corrects way Santa Claus downward.
It does not worry itself, if you are them richly or plonks.
He loves you exactly this Santa Claus.
Whom he knows that we are by all set Gods.
The entire model T is correct.
Thus you fill your hearts with jeering Christmas.
'Treason Santa Claus, who it comes this evening!

Here if Santa Claus comes, here Santa Claus comes.
Corrects way Santa Claus downward.
It arrives completely around, if bell plays outside clips.
Which morning is Christmas again?
Peace on the mass arrives at all.
It we follow exactly the light.
Prevented so owing to Pliability to the lord above.
This Santa Claus comes this evening!


10 Dec 07 - 11:24 AM (#2212509)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Uncle_DaveO

English-Russian-English

THE KNOWN SONG OF PIG (Chlarke the van Of ness, notes F Of yuenri Of klichkmann)

' Twas evening during October, I acknowledge to me not was sober,
I was carting domestic load with manly the pride,
hen my feet began to stutter and I fell in gutter,
and pig arrived upward and lay down by my side.
After this, 4 to treasure there in gutter and my heart was to all -.PORXAET,
to lady, passing by, made chance to say: "you can say man it boozes by company, it is which he selects,"
after this pig they obtained upward and slowly after you were taken a walk away.

4 it is taken a walk away, after 4 it is taken a walk away,
it was actually too determined to a stay.
"you can say man it boozes by company, it is which he selects,"
after this pig they obtained upward and slowly after you were taken a walk away.

After this, I heard tenderly mooing, it it was as pigeon cooing
as domestic vozvrashchayushch cow stopped into its its stride,
and eyes they were large and tender; its expression sentimental,
in proportion to it made a curtsey of low- and sat downward by my side.
I saw its eyelids to flutter after this, and break was lowered in gutter,
the owner of cow it was loud she said in proportion to: "leave to volume brute this moment, Sonja, or your milk will roll up on ya,"
after this cow obtained it upward and slowly took a walk away.

4 it is taken a walk away, after 4 it is taken a walk away,
it was actually too determined to a stay.
"leave to volume brute this moment, Sonja, or your milk will roll up on ya,"
after this cow obtained it upward and slowly took a walk away.


After this, the moon began to shine in that old gutter 4 vozleubezhal inside,
dumayushch of the weakness of chelovecheskya the society,
when dog sat downward near me, and I thought it it arrived to chide me,
to it tenderly licked stubble on my side.
In gutter, fixed to vozleubezhat', 4 beginnings "sweet Adeline- ING,"
thus far the dog raised upward on its head it was loud in order to pursue;
Its mistress said after this, "after it and, Fido that the disgusting person can hold in control you,"
after this dog obtained it upward and slowly took a walk away.

4 it is taken a walk away, after 4 it is taken a walk away,
it was actually too determined to a stay.
Its mistress said after this, "after it and, Fido that the disgusting person can hold in control you,"
after this dog obtained it upward and slowly took a walk away.

Downward clatter arrived from the street, and tenderly pitter-.pitter-patter,
in proportion to the pair of goats along gutter broke into a run;
And it seemed that Billy it knew me, because he rapidly drew to me,
until his husband munched on the empty sardine can.
Then again my IMP of ul's fluttered, and my heart was soft as oil;
To goat Nanny, unto its mating part, he said:
"william expensive, your social state not vklyuayet people such as that is,"
after this goat it obtained it upward and slowly took a walk away.

4 it is taken a walk away, after 4 it is taken a walk away,
it was actually too determined to a stay.
"william expensive, your social state not vklyuayet people such as that is,"
after this goat it obtained it upward and slowly took a walk away.

After this, 4 beginnings to inside mutter and I raised upward from gutter,
after this I despondently went about my lonely road;
I was tired, sick and busted; 4 it was actually sufficiently it opostylet,
and I was vowed to sign pledge which very day.
For each humble, lowly to creature, large lesson it can learn ya
as learned one thus far I in position gutter;
In the tavern, make not tarry, when you obtain everything, you is which can lay,
only take up your load and you slowly go for a walk away.

By jaunt away, it goes for a walk away,
for the "horrors" there will be awful the price,
it is which necessary to pay,
in the tavern, it makes not tarry, when you obtain everything, you is which can lay,
only take up your load and you slowly go for a walk away.

CODA
Now posledn I thought that I I will end my to drink. 4 to ides to leave from viskia, beer and grog,
because not it will be comfort, but only aggravation,
you cannot even find friendship with hog.

Dave Oesterreich


10 Dec 07 - 12:07 PM (#2212536)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

He Chocolate hand roars WILLIE. Tingles van Robert,

Chocolate hand, Willie, a roars which is stopped to the fair.
For defender fiddle his.
Purchase some others truths.
But leaving wigs his fiddle.
Its eye of the gleam of the crack of sauté.
And chocolate hand, Willie roars.
We are me welcome rest.

Willie, come sell to his fiddle., sell its fine of sae of fiddle!
Willie, come sell his fiddle.
And a wine buys of the point!
If I fiddle Miss Sale.
The chain me would think only crazy era.
For moony a day ranting.
Fiddle and I have had Miss.

Such as the cam of I hook Allan.
Kike Cannily of kike I the summer.
Chocolate hand, Willie roars.
Sit in placa-board in yon went.
In yon enter to worry about.
And between companies of the Girl Guides.
Chocolaty handout, Willie roars.
We are me welcome rest.


11 Dec 07 - 04:23 AM (#2212911)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST

Beating The Bottom Of Men

And then you come to all the young comrades of the sea,
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
And pray for me to pay attention and listen,
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


I am only in the deep sea water in Hong Kong,
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
If keeping a close eye on some grog, the first to sing songs and to determine the standards,
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


'When the first line, and I have my Baller Twas the first black Africans working hours,
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
I lost my prime minister in the Black Baller,
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


'Tis black Baller ready to fulfill If the Sea
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
Viewed from the perspective of your laughter is desired Split scene of the killings.
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


Along with the reformers and tailors, and all soljers
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
Room provided by the black of the prime minister gongeule the right.
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


'Tis black Baller is clear land,
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
Then, the word is the command us our gimsamrye
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


"Radius Blow," is crying, "the citizens of the rest!
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
Or, will help with my Toe shoes! "
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


'Tis in the left corner, Starboard deck will be walking,
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
"Kicking for Jack" Williams, a black gongeulhapnida leadership.
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


Attention to orders, and now you Kamel,
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
There are over flying rights for the black ball.
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


11 Dec 07 - 05:18 AM (#2212929)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work

Dunno about spelcheking but I definately heard a few 'strumpets will sound' last Saturday during our performance of the Messiah!

LTS


11 Dec 07 - 05:53 AM (#2212941)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Audible mangles??


11 Dec 07 - 06:47 AM (#2212955)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Swing Low, Sweet Basket

Do not

Swing low, sweet basket,
The first time I to do the following:
Swing low, sweet basket,
Following the first move.

Jordan, I can see that at least we can see?
The first time I to do the following:
Band of angels to me,
Following the first move.

Do not

And then, if I did not accept and
The first time I to do the following:
I have all my friends to talk.
Following the first move.

Do not

Sometimes, sometimes I quit,
The first time I to do the following:
I still feel the spirit of God obligations,
Following the first move.

Do not

Bright, today, I said, has nothing to do with you,
The first time I to do the following:
Jesus Christ is my guilt, a waste of money,
Following the first move.

Do not


11 Dec 07 - 07:00 AM (#2212962)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

I promotion
(Clarke / Hikes / Nash)- The Thorny Plant Parties

Payment of straw, and I pay straw

When we have a simple Our Games in school
I may have a role in monitoring a security guard
Then, in the age of the boys and rulers with Performances
What you want to do is magic

I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois
I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois

Will you always be a special one for me,
Quite independently, the absolute attention
If you are aging, it loses its magic
Where is the magic disappear

I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois
I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois

Even you, as a woman, like me, (so that a woman like me)
, (Even), will be (even), a woman like me, (for example: a woman I)

I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois
I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois

People live and learn, but, in this case, and that he was still learning
Teachers will use my mind
The lesson of the case, with me, I saw this sign
Then other people say that these votes, and we will

I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois
I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois

I promotion

I promotion

I promotion


11 Dec 07 - 07:09 AM (#2212969)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Hornpipe bone of calculation.

On port to wall in the helmet of sailor.
Old, old person with the old grey tomcat.
And it dreams entire day about the time, which it was twirled.
In hornpipe sailor entirely around the peace.
Before it there was much slow-acting yr.
When it began on the high-speed, the finger of leg.
For to win the price of silver zeros tossing they.
It is which peace around the dance.

In the country of France they became and as d'ye -.
For the old bones Billy it did not be able parlyvoo.
And people started themselves completely.
Along their helmet of sailor further.
And its zips tarred and its dancing tomcat of free flight.
From France to the homosexual Parsee.
Frenchmen began to cry, "la, la! Louis, oui!
Oh -, it wins the price of silver zeros toast.
If it dances peace all around ".
Then from port wall it began its dance.
And it accepted road on the road to France.

And its old grey tomcat, because they fell in love thus such.
Hornpipe further to the part of the end made.
Also to the finger of leg.
They danced to the platform and seventeen brigs.
With hornpipe first and after this tightened.
For it wins that the price of silver zeros tossing.
They must dance peace all around.
After this, ye the weeks, and months grew by length.

And it danced Rodney¡Çs trunks downward.
And juju, it is which people they broke into a run away in the fear.
As to be twirled men its tomcat drew closely.
To withdrawals sandier Timbuktu.
They accelerated forward stroke into one yr or into 2.
For it wins that the price of silver zeros tossing.
They must dance peace all around.

But Lethe sends in the past on port wall.
And no communications of pair arrived to everything.
And people sighed and they said, "that those!"
And calculation it forgot bones and his reliable tomcat.
But when 20 years away exceeded.
Old, old person and grey tomcat arrived thus.
For it wins that the price of silver zeros tossing.
They must dance peace all around.

The mayor and consultation also raised after this.
And they asked rapidly, "now, which you.
With your jagged clothing and your old blacks by helmet.
And by you tarred zips and your dancing tomcat?"
"I will be bone Billy and my wand am of feet.
And 4 he wanted it would be to dance never not at all more length.
But I arrived to state that silvers zeros tossing.
For me the peace danced all around."


11 Dec 07 - 09:28 AM (#2213048)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Beautiful woman of the edge of Blake of water.

Wide Howard is surrounded and Jimmy Smith.


OH -!
The edge bloke of the water which it beautiful woman is.
Goes far from the races of station of North the train.
The happy sight in Saturdays harms, the one area is ' Greenhead.
The mother and the dad, do not have the girl right.
And who them young vehicles, which are young with free.
At side to smile in the thousand yellow gilded.
In the edge bloke of water by the sea.

Choral society.

I remember very well.
Beautiful woman of the edge all happy groups bloke of water.
I remember to them my Crumpet above.
If I assemble those peripheral line bloke of water.
And we sing together a song bloke.
With the beautiful woman of the edge of water.
There little handles to have Greenfield him inside.
It thought that it is equal impressive.
It bought a hat in the thousand gilded yellow.
The thought hat "embraces my rapid".
Young vehicles mania to have it is all the girls.
But it drank beer much.
It made it support on a race.
And on its Wharf girl of boy of Liverpool.

Choral society.

The ice Quilting its Lining never stabilizes.
She lives for her Knickerbockers room.
She clicked with the man who said that he is a cunt.
But it can freeze him to it IQ, which humiliates the history.
It took it completely, to smile above and to grin seem.
It stumbled for Jake sailor.
They go for the island of anybody of room for manoeuvre.
And never turned over.

Choral society.

Some-of we let us assemble that now peripheral test bloke of water.
The people like the tunnel.
Some-of made peripheral sand bloke water for that.
Under Wharf in top.
Always has with haste in the hour of midnight.
But formed we it same.
And me Liverpool used lasso, to make.
But I can never recall to his name me.

Choral society.

That has the beautiful woman bloke now edge of water 1.000 fables.
If all they can say.
Much those which I point out.
The similar morning of way me to increase oldest.
They are happy a few days to miss time.
With me is similar for us to slow down behind the curtain.
And the open truck of passion can absorb the family.
Because us at the city outward journey capacity.

Choral society


11 Dec 07 - 10:06 AM (#2213071)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

If you want to move overseas, I

If you want to move overseas, I
Some aspects retreat Greenwood
I heard a girl singing
"I was a bride."
"Thank you, beautiful fair maid
This song is a song;
This is a sign of my marriage. "
"Polite guests, and my brother."

"You are a good young
My bride for a more suitable
Everything in this world who is
My wife and I married servant. "
Nine years time, I said the future of Ruby lips
I saw her eyes Sparkling
I watched white hands in training
One night, and said she was lying.

This is all part of the night ahead
How do we compete with sports and I
The following is the latter part of the day, every night
Homespun still my age:
One day, the day before,
Today also marks.
Young Rose, clothing,
He said: "The price of a ticket, and of course, my dear."

"What can you promise last night
Ray, I am on your side?
If you promise to marry you and me!
I am your bride is legal. "
"Last night I did promise
Feel great;
I swear, I swear, and another Declaration
So I am not very good.

Even your father's garden
Saturdays, colour, and fill out the dimensions
What has been completed is probably feel murder
Responsibility for progress logs. "
"My Father me
Like a bird cage
Now, I recommend that children
Rarely elderly 14 years.

Then another daughter Farms
So the market
However, I am a poor woman, a child at home
O'er the Bethlehem and rocks
The cradle rocks o'er and o'er
Classic singing 'me lullabies;
At the time, a beautiful maid and paper
Through my love "?


11 Dec 07 - 12:07 PM (#2213163)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Family, boy, family.

Who oh gushes out not to be able to be a sailor.
Young fellow navigates in is main.
Gains him captain's good name prestige.
His ashore came evening for to see.
And that is the beginning I the real love with me.

Chorus.

And it is the family, the boy, the family, the family I hoped is.
The family has the period of time in I country.
And the oak and the ash and the lovable flower clutch tree's place.
Are all growths green in the North Country?

I request her candle to light my way to supply the lodgings.
Similarly is the handkerchief hitch nearby Minehead.
She tended to have needed to look like the young maid to me.
To be supposed to do.
I to her that then said at present, I cannot jump you and I also am.

Chorus.

She has not plunged into the bed and makes the warning.
Thought a young sailor young fellow can do to her.
Does not have the harm.
I hugged her, I have kissed her for a long time all night.
She has wished the short night is seven years long time.

Chorus.

Very good, a sailor young fellow early time under morning raised.
And entered Mary's apron to gain several gold medals.
Said took this I dear has done for me the mischievousness.
I fear I for the tonight to leave.
Behind you and the daughter or the son.

Chorus.

And if this is the girl child dispatches her to the nurse.
With gold medals in hers pocket and with silver in hers wallet.
If this will be the boy child he wears the jacket blue colour.
And rises the rope embodiment.
His daddy to pass water frequently does.

Chorus.

Then comes your everybody to be fair unmarried, warned takes by me.
Never lets a sailor young fellow each inch above yours knee.
I trusted you and he have cheated me.
He leaves behind me by pair of twin dandelions in mine knees.

Chorus.


12 Dec 07 - 03:48 AM (#2213636)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

She was like a rainbow
(Pop / Richards)
RORINGUSUTONZUMASU.

Her English is provided by color;
Comb her poetry,
She was like a rainbow
Color air conditioning
Oh, I
Her color input

Her English is provided by color;
Comb her poetry,
She was like a rainbow
Color air conditioning
Oh, I
Her color input

She did not wear the blue
Reconciliation before you empty
He dealt with a similar boat people
Bali is fair and white spots
His wife, their massage

Her English is provided by color;
Comb her poetry,
She was like a rainbow
Color air conditioning
Oh, I
Her color input

She won gold medals in both absolute
Earlier today, as the Queen
She shot more than color
Disembark as sunset
His wife, their massage

Her English is provided by color;
Comb her poetry,
She was like a rainbow
Color air conditioning
Oh, I
Her color input

She was like a rainbow
Color air conditioning
Oh, I
Her color input


12 Dec 07 - 03:49 AM (#2213637)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

TEDIOUS PREOCCUPATION BEGONE.

Begonia, the tedious preoccupation!
I writhe begonia my.
Begonia, the tedious preoccupation!
Thou and I cannot go never the agreement.
Kew¡Çs long thou hast here tarrying.
Kay fain thou wouldst Scotch wine tag.
But the I "conviction, the tedious preoccupation.
Thou shallot has not wanted never thy.

The surplus preoccupation.
New men¡Çs entrails will make.
The surplus preoccupation.
A old person in the clay will turn.
My woman will dance, and tragedy¡Çs.
Thus merrily the day passes.
For I keep this waste pustule I am.
Chase the tedious preoccupation.

Duo, the tedious preoccupation.
No one thy enterprise.
Duo, the tedious preoccupation.
Thou art a union for with.
We the wild boar will chase from wold.
Thus merrily the day passes.
And then logs harms, him our cheerful boil.
We will chase the tedious preoccupation.


12 Dec 07 - 12:23 PM (#2213894)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

YE piles and BRAS. Robert ignites.

The ye the pile and the bra.
Oh the crooked o' the fate which is healthy.
As is the ye possible and blossoms.
Obsolete language freshness to do and it is fair?
Ye praise and the eye which are possible as the dickeybird.
And the 1 obsolete language is tired, futon' care.
My mind and to eye the sun shouts the bird the sound is born sickly.
The writing the bad attempt from first until end uses the thorn.
Which the flower decorates.
The ' the joy which departs avoided my hole.
Returning departs assuredly.

Is frequent and the fate which is healthy.
Approximately it sauntered it will carry sand.
The rose and the welcome jute hair, which it adds.
It will load and it sees.
And the ilka ' it loved it in the o which dawns song.
And obsolete language of love is iron ore.
The holiday ' sent a rise to the hearty isopod which is cheerful.
Inside the tree where it thorn is many.
With food sweetness fortune meal.
But item woman loves me, who made an weighty stool?
It happened for ampere-hours!
He will carry and puncture hazard.
In the holiday when it sends he is remaining.


13 Dec 07 - 03:33 AM (#2214302)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

'An Weighty Stool'- is that a follow up to 'A Mighty Wind'?


13 Dec 07 - 05:34 AM (#2214334)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST

Carsick Fergus
Artist: SHARUROTTO CHACHI

Carsick Fergus 2006, and I
Where castle out of the sea to see.
I said the deep ocean swimming
I love me.
However, the answer to a wide sea and swimming through
I was flying wing
I was born 2006 times
Through Perry, I, love

We prefer to land in the air to see,
Where the mountains to reach the sea.
I remember going to my flowers.
My true love is and where he says to them.
However, sea and the server via the configuration will be swimming.
I was like blown wing.
Now back to elementary school, carsick Fergus
Joint Tokugawa Prefecture love ..
Joint Tokugawa Prefecture love ..

Carsick Fergus 2006, I,
Love at the same time


13 Dec 07 - 12:37 PM (#2214608)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Surface-to-air missiles hall.

Ah, my name it is Surface-to-air missiles resounds with the territory of hemline,
The territory of hemline.
Ah, my name it is Surface-to-air missiles resounds, the territory of hemline.
Ah, my name it is Surface-to-air missiles resounds, and I have viols and.
And my neck will pay them, as I die, as I die.
And my neck will pay them, as I die.

I do not have twenty books in the store, which him amidst is, which is not a lie.
I do not have twenty books in the store, which him amidst is.
To have me twenty books in the store, and I more for twenty flies.
For the rich weapons so that the assistance of necessity must I of a similar fashion owe me.
For the kingdoms, must help the weapons, and then you owe me.

I have the candles, lilies the bar of space, more levies to hang what hangs more levies.
I have the candles, lilies the bar of space, which hangs more levies.
To have me candles; to see the bar of space, and they have volt enticements I by the night. Them my piece of will fill lager, until y'! What I will die, until y'! What I will die.
Them my piece of will fill lager, until y'! What I will die.

It say that y'! Me in the prison me towards the scheme to go, me sachet goes.
They say that y'! Me in the prison me towards the scheme to go.
They say y'! Me in the prison, no which I will drink English more strong biceps.
But it is well hung for, like E ' him which I miss, until y '! What I die, until y'! What I die.
But it is well hung for, like E ' him which I miss, until y '! What I die.

Then they took me at the time of the foul-up hill in a car in a car.
Then they took me at the time of the foul-up hill in a car.
Then they took me at the time of the foul-up hill, and I have cuss, means will make.
For the best of the piece of friend so that the necessity must I owe me so much.
For the best of the friends, must join, then you owe I.

In top of the criteria which me it feeling which is not a joke has recherché, which is not a joke.
In top of the criteria which me it feeling which is not a joke has recherché.
In top of the criteria, which I feel has recherché, and then of Hank the cobbler has trim.
And it is ' him by the word which me him it tats oblique downwards, been done warts dug ring plant has pearls.
And it is ' him by the word which me him it tats oblique A pearls downwards.

Ah, my name it is Surface-to-air missiles resounds with the territory of hemline, the territory of hemline.
Ah, my name it is Surface-to-air missiles resounds, the territory of hemline.
Ah, my name it is abhor van Surface-to-air missiles resounds, and I of you and them.
They are not a group of queue managers of all, in the bucket of eyes, anything are your eyes.
They are a group of queue managers of all, in the bucket of your eyes.


14 Dec 07 - 03:44 AM (#2215068)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Liz the Squeak

Lully, lullay, small very small boy of thousands,
close, close, lully, lullay.

The sisters of Or also, how we can do,
to preserve this east day
poor Youngling for which we sing
close, close, lully, lullay?

Herod the king, in his to rage,
loaded to hath this day to him
its men of the force, in its own Vista,
all the young children who killed.

That affliction is I, young poor man for Thee!
And the morning and the day for the separation opinion of
Thy neither nor always sing,
close, close, lully, lullay.

Lully, lullay,
small very small boy of thousands, close, close, lully, lullay.

LTS


15 Dec 07 - 06:07 PM (#2216146)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Uncle_DaveO

Babelfish--English, Russian, English

FROZEN LESOPOGRUZCHIK (James Stevens)

Un proportion to I sat downward one evening
Inside small cafe,
Waitress foot 7 and 6
To me these, it was which words they said:

"I see that you will be lesopogruzchikom,
And exactly general bum,
Reason no one but lesopogruzchik
Stirs it kofeyego will be thumb.

My lover was lesopogruzchikom,
There none as it today;
If you would pour on whisky on them,
Then it could eat bale hay

It never it shaved its whiskers
From its horny hides;
It exactly would govern them inside with the hammer
And would hold in control them inward.

My lover arrived to see me
On one freezing bottom;
He held me in him fond it embraces
It broke 3 vertebrae.

He kissed me when we they divided,
So difficultly that he broke my jaw;
I could not have a talk in order to say to it
He o she forgot it mackinaw.

I saw, that my lover left,
Sauntering through the snow,
Going gaily homeward
On forty-eight below.

Weather, it is which it attempted to freeze it,
It attempted its level most in the best way;
By 100 degrees under nul,
It buttoned upward along its vest.

It froze clean through to China,
It froze to the stars above;
By thousand degrees under nul,
It froze my love of lesopogruzchika.

They attempted in the vain to melt it,
And you would believe to me, to Mr.,
They were which it made it in axeblades,
In order to interrupt fir douglas.

And so I lost my lover,
And I come to this kafu,
And here I await to someone
It stirs it kofeyego with its thumb."

That actually makes more sense than most two-way translations!

Dave Oesterreich


16 Dec 07 - 07:11 AM (#2216401)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

SHINING ENGLISH BEER.

Choirs.

English beer, English beer, shining English beer.
4 approximately served on its plinth.
More tar! Speaks the history.
Some persons like the endives.
Some eyes pastry ' of wave Kohl.
But flexibility erased the Passionate.
And of the large Cockle taters.
And the closely united piece of ham.
And pinto of the property it is ill.

If I were young individual, the father said to me.
The summer comes also time makes hay.
If you make hay, in order the failure to never experience now.
So that power ' the health is ill ape '.
Not the property more gaffer on.

Now our delegates in the parliament are our security.
This, which indispensably it that they keep.
Now we that we set there now it for us.
Do not hope it assayed step and NSP will have ourselves.
But all will organize my choice, if these exist the failure.
So that you price approximately under the panties.
For well ill to be keep.


18 Dec 07 - 07:38 AM (#2217955)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

The coastal coast. At 1927 nautical mile tree.

See you this sun of the mornings.
A view over the hill throw?
It of Stun him at jig.
I was determined that he has always.
And some this always.
It is that I think partially.
That partially it thinks mine.
We are sure that we are arrested '.
Is the kind it that we will always be?

Revere and.

Ah! We were not received a barrel to money.
We are perhaps loquats exurb and aster ' bones.
But will travel us the length, singin "a song.
The coastal coast.

Does not wet it is this morning comin ".
It is perhaps the load and the pain.
But us the road, sharin "our debit journeys.
The coastal coast.

From all types it survives, if into that the sky falls?
They determined that we together are.
It does not go in by any means.
If they have damp lint jumper to already make them and be separate.
We one us to have even begun to be swum.
Precise meant in "the length singin a song.
The coastal coast.

They hunt us for something.
Something does not know we.
That "the cause of nobody is content us it.
With the things we know that we have.
They forget easily it to us from moon.
As soon as we will give our desire.
But I' masts it as either.
If we would begin now and tragedy:

Revere and repeat.


29 Jan 08 - 11:21 AM (#2247868)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Address: I am very model of a modern Major General
Artist: Gilbert and Sullivan


[From Pairwise Abu Peninsula]

I am very model of a modern Major General
Your information is plants, animals and minerals
I know that the Kings of England, and I quote the historic battle
Waterloo from the marathon category

I know, too, sports issues
As far as I know, this equation, whether it is a simple quadratic
Newton between the two countries came to Australia about a lot of news
This is a very interesting fact, the square of water in a corner of the list

This is a very interesting fact, the square of water in a corner of the list
This is a very interesting fact, the square of water in a corner of the list
This is a very interesting fact Square hypothesise

I have a very good team, and the establishment of a Stone
I know that the name of the biological sciences miraculous
In short, whether from plants, animals and minerals
I am very model of a modern Major General

In short, whether from plants, animals and minerals
Model is a very modern Major General

I know that our mythical history, King Arthur and Sir Karaoke Road Claimant
I was embarrassed acrostics, you have a good taste of irony.
Estimated to be for all crimes elegiacs heliography
Conifer project is a specific telephone paraboloids

I can say that there is no doubt. Raphael's doughs and Gerard profanities
I know that this chorus of croaking frogs performances from Aristophanes
Well, I Lohengrin lost memory and music, I listen to the debt
All the performance of the whistle nonsense infantry neuron

All the performance of the whistle nonsense infantry neuron
All the performance of the whistle nonsense infantry neuron
All the performance of the whistle nonsense infantry pianoforte

Well, I will have adequate funds to write a draft law wedge biharmonic
I tell you, the details of this standard every Shakespearian
In short, whether from plants, animals and minerals
I am very model of a modern Major General

In short, whether from plants, animals and minerals
Model is a very modern Major General

In fact, when you know what is the meaning of "ma melon," "meniscus World"
See is, when I say Mauser rifles Javelin
When these things out suddenly, because I more carefully
You are doing, and know exactly what is the "UNHCR"

When you understand what is the progress of modern science and artillery
When that is not just tactical nun Sister
Simply put, if you have a superficial understanding of race strategy
Brigade said that it was best not to G

Brigade said that it was best not to G
Brigade said that it was best not to G
You never said that the best brigade Saturday Saturday, Chi Laotian

As far as I know, the military, even though I was a courageous and adventure
Has been reduced to only the beginning, the century
However, no matter in plants, animals and minerals
I am very model of a modern Major General

However, no matter in plants, animals and minerals
Model is a very modern Major General


29 Jan 08 - 12:07 PM (#2247912)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

BEETLE MR. BAGGY BREECHES
(Words, R. P. Weston. Music, Herman Deerskin. 1915)

1. He was a fat little Hollander boy.
He was watching the boats going by.
Oh, my! Oh, my!
He was watching the boats going by.
She was a little pink Hollander girl,
And she said from behind with a sigh,
"If I can't put stitches in poor Yahoo¡Çs breeches,
Mooch better don dot I villa die!"

CHORUS: Beetled Mister Baggy Breeches, I love you!
If you'll be mine Sunday fellow,
I'll patch 'me mitt purple, mitt pink and mitt yellow;
And folks will say as you lean on the old sea wall,
"Lena's been patching her Yahoo till he's got no breeches at all."

YODEL (OPTIONAL.)
Yah! Yah! Yah! Patches big, patches small.
Yah! Yah! Yah! He's got no breeches at all.

2. He turn¡Çs and saw her and said, "Ox curse me,
I was watching dew poets going peep,
I'm shy. Oh, my!
'Cops you're laughing, and I can guess why.
I've got no murder to sew for me."
Then she said with a tear in her eye,
"If I'm not offending Venn they vaunt some mending,
Let me half joust von beetle try." CHORUS

3. Trove' leers who come to the mighty sea wall
That keeps back the great Solder Zee
Can see, ah, me!
Some wonderful Dutch scenery.
It's Yahoo¡Çs breeches that they can see,
And, oh! he's as proud as a king.
When all of those trippers see ten little nippers
Lean over mitt fader and sing, CHORUS


29 Jan 08 - 12:34 PM (#2247936)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: pavane

Now you have to guess which other language was used:

The dear mother of Oh which imbecile I is
Six young comrades came a continuation that of me
five were seizing and the other could not see
the dear mother of the OH which imbecile I is

OH- dear nut/mother which fool I
six young companions are, came a Umwerben, which was I,
five connection and the other one could not see
dear nut/mother to OH-, which fool I is

How, it was to invite companion me whose
6 idiot I Tsugas is young or, as for the mother who becomes love of Ohio state
5 it comes were binding, were the how idiot I Tsuga or as for other things it was not possible to meet to
the mother who becomes love of Ohio state

Dear mother OH what one foolish I is
six new collaborators came a flerta'rjsma
with five was commits also other it could see
dear mother OH what one foolish I is

Mother oh expensive, is which that fool ii1 of
6 young fellows it arrived to care me
5 were bind and other could not see
mother oh expensive that fool ii1 it was


29 Jan 08 - 12:39 PM (#2247941)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

German, Korean, Greek ?


29 Jan 08 - 01:20 PM (#2247965)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: pavane

Very good, but Japanese, not Korean

Interesting to see BLIND translated to BIND. I wonder if that was where the Seizing came from.

Dear sometimes becomes Expensive but not always.


29 Jan 08 - 05:09 PM (#2248172)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: RoyH (Burl)

What a brilliant thread, just hilarious. Can't believe it's been out since last December and I 've only just seen it. Thanks for posting it Mr Happy.
I've got nothing similar to add to it but I do remember once writing something about Maud Karpeles which my spellchecker read as 'Mad Carpools'. Burl.


30 Jan 08 - 03:22 AM (#2248419)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Mock in Bird Hill

In the morning, when the sun peaks over the hill
Flowers and kisses to the edge of my window.
That's why my heart is filled with joy to hear the trinity,
Bird trees in the hills, the capital mock in bird.

Choirs.

Los Angeles de Los Angeles Berg tar and counterfeiting, and to give up the emotion.
Trinity, mock in 'bird knew coyote morning.
Los Angeles de Los Angeles Berg tar and forgery, and goo will peace.
You are welcome to mock in bird Hill's flower.

Conner three, or even plough acres.
The mules, who bought dollars to 10 laws.
And the ruins of a mill with the previous Hut, Rusty,
Two of the hill from my home, but Sweet Home mock in 'bird

Choirs.

Take the first time late at night, when the hills
Everything still studying while my kingdom.
Only heaven and a new road out of the old eating insects
Singing 'song mock in 'bird hill at dusk.

Choirs.


31 Jan 08 - 06:20 AM (#2249382)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Sang a version of this in the sesh last night, but not this one!


RIDING DONKEY.

Were you always in Quebec?
Piling ' timbers on the deck?
Where you would break riding necks.
Your haemorrhaged ' on the donkey!

To chau-chau:

Road about and away we go.
Riding donkey, riding donkey.
Road about and away we go.
To go on the donkey.

Were you always from the horn?
Where it will be always precise and warm?
Where there will be lion and unicorn.
To go on the donkey.

Were you always in bay Cardiff?
Where the people everything shout, "Hooray!"
"Here come Johnny with its 6 months it pays.
To go on the donkey."

Were you always in Timbuktu?
Where by the gallons will be black sin?
And they are twined them arses, too.
To go on the donkey.

Were you always in Vallipo?
Where the gallons dressed in exhibition?
Be twined them arse with the bank and go.
To go on the donkey.

There were ye always downward from the mobile moulded edge.
Screwing on ' cotton completely day?
Dollar day will be pay of white person.
To go ' on the donkey.

Were ye always in the canton?
Where the people do bear the sections of wire by length.
And gallons do play Hong- Chi -Kong?
To go ' on the donkey.

Were ye always in Mirramashee?
Where connection ye to the shaft. '
Skaters do hold in control us?
To go ' on the donkey.

Was ye always on Bromeliad.
Where yanks will entire go.
Boys they do dance heel and the finger of leg?
To go ' on the donkey.


31 Jan 08 - 10:02 AM (#2249537)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

LAST THING TO MY BRAIN. C*Tom Paxton.

He is a rate too slow for the education.
Fragment ' us of sand, fragment ' nor of sand.
Closed the eye of an eye the soul which addresses me.
To your hand, to your hand.

Are you long passage without the word good-bye?
A track will not exist that is left to the back.
Well I of you are possible will have kept better.
He has not meant that he is impolite.
Wheat what was the last thing to my brain.

Whereas we run, my ideas continue.
Circle and circle, circle and circle.
Under our feet voids of cellars.
Underground paces, cellars.

CORN!

Since I in the bed I in the morning am myself.
Without you, without u.
Each song to the udder puts me a-boning.
Without you, without u.

CORN!

Has the speeches in abundance.
This wheat I, what I know.
For tisanes he has regularly increased.
I do not request you go, I do not request you go.


31 Jan 08 - 08:24 PM (#2250036)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Jon Bartlett

There is much wisdom here. "Your work is your characteristic", indeed!
Jon Bartlett

ROLLIN ' AT THE HOUSE

Round disappears the wheel from fortune. Do not be afraid to go up.
There is a ground of milk and honey awaits other side.
There will be peace and there will be abundance.
You will have to never wander, When we go rollin ' to the house,

CHORUS: 1ST VOICE: Rollin ' with the house, rollin ' at the house.
Rollin ', rollin ', when we go rollin ' to the house.

People of the high society in his fine line, who thrive night and morning,
While we with the fields must go to plow and sow corn.
The rich person can steal the power, but glory is our characteristic,
When we go rollin ' to the house, when we go rollin ' to the house.

CHORUS

The summer of the resentment, the winter of despair,
the voyage to satisfaction is placed with the trap and the trap.
True stand and stand together. Your work is your characteristic,
When we go rollin ' to the house, when we go rollin ' to the house.

CHORUS
Freezing is on the edge of hedges. The winds glacials blow,
While we of the hard-working poor mow strike by the glaze and snow.
Our hopes fly until the glory, to the top from where the larks go,
When we go rollin ' to the house, when we go rollin ' to the house.

CHORUS
Pass the round bottle thus and leave the toasts to go freely.
Here a health with each worker, that which that it can be.
Right wages now and never; let us collect what we sowed,
When we go rollin ' to the house, when we go rollin ' to the house.

CHORUS


01 Feb 08 - 11:49 AM (#2250513)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

The PARCEL TO COVER YOUR PROBLEMS IN YOUR OLD SAC of EQUIPMENT.

Felix Powell. 1915.

The private flowerbed is little codger joke with the mice.
The joke mouse.
The five legs nothing, are not this small.
On duiker artifice with the mice.
The joke mouse.
My pomp jinx has shattered; ay toast his small joke you have.
It cannot smell late stale cat'.
All other companions it should grimace.
When it acquires his sticky thing.

Gear' your!

CHORUS.

The parcel in the bags.
Makes to cover your problems in your old equipment.
And grins, grins, grins.
Knack¡Çs you have a match it turns on fag, mice, your boys?
That the style.
Whoever is his does become the uneasy utilisation?
It wasn't never pay ante?
The parcel of your problems is in the old bag of your equipment.
And the mice so much in the cover, the mice, the mice.
The private flowerbed has goes a-march.
Erect flounder with his mouse.
Be aster¡Çs mice.

It has been kept privates and the governors for his mouse.
Be aster¡Çs mice.
While throng van Bosches has come with one powerful shambling.
Is that fine 'zeta flower-bed?
"This of his one of small forest, he is my!
If the heads keep impossible, your boys, and tragedy yon.

Gear' your! "

CHORUS.

The private flower-bed has returned.
This bosche not spurt with his mouse.
Be aster¡Çs mice.
For his house, it then begins with straw.
To log inset with his mouse.
Be aster¡Çs mice.
That leeway this already his cultivators.
Short, long, that had one year he' d.
And startling men¡Çs as each one as a person,
The private mentioned before flower-bed.
"Maintaining lad your my, gear'!

CHORUS.


11 Feb 08 - 07:24 AM (#2259286)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

A result of the pine

A result of the pine
(Carol Meek become old Eugene)

Apostrophe from:
Virginia of the Blue Ridge Mountains
Single: larch

Apartheid hearts pale moonlight
Where is my name carved sculptures mines,
Oh, I - and the blue mountains-
Pine - people like myself.

Virginia mountain pines single Jainism-
These young girls are only a handful of large mining cabin.
June, the company name is very near future, and this is my comeback:
I know they are waiting for me, one of the pines;


11 Feb 08 - 09:39 AM (#2259381)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: pavane

I hope no-one attempts to harvest these for the DT...


12 Feb 08 - 10:26 AM (#2260367)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

WHISKY IN THE GLASS.

Such as I that and Kerry-Berg have left.
I have captain Farrell and money have been met that he has expected.
I produced firstly my gun and produced then my rapier.
Say ', ' place of score and provide, because I am the fat defrauder.

Installation of corn salad rum suitable.
Around a condemnation of Imbecile.
Whack the imbecile of papa O.
Whack papa o.
Is there a whisky in the glass?

The superb dories have gladly looked at mint stickmen.
This way luminous.
And I have ' me with me the house and I have given '.
I to my Molly taken.
She has promised it and has sworn that she would deceive me never.
But the devil in the women and them can be simply never.

I entered at six and was awoken at seven.
Protection was entirely around me in odd and the equal numbers.
I have flown to my guns, but I was unfortunately confused.
For Mollies which my guns and prisoner I became am.
Signed have become, taken.

You I in the prison without place judges or letters.
Of the captain Farrell of Calgary mounts me to strip off.
But they have not taken my fists.
I have down therefore found the guard.

And to a departure the city offers some joy in fish.
To very narrow teen.
To the prison in Sligo and Bowling spiel now take.
And others take the joy in the car roll.
But I take the joy in the juice to barley.
And beautiful little girls who aim at the morning, thus asked.


12 Feb 08 - 11:02 AM (#2260392)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Rose of Trailer

Moon rises Palestrina
Green on a mountain;
The sun is reduced
After blue sea.
If the love with the humiliation
Pure Crystal Fountain
As of the beautiful
Away from Trailer

Excellent and just
Summer flowers
However, the "beauty, and the Third World Academy of Sciences.
I am alone.
Oh, yes! 'T was the truth
Never disclose eyes
Maria is my love,
Arabia 'n' Rose '

The shadow of the evening cold,
The distribution of the mantle
And Marie, all with a smile
You hear Moon Valley Road,
Bali explosion of light
He won the hearts, if
Rose of Trailer

Nevertheless,
Excellent and just
Summer flowers
However, the "beauty, and the Third World Academy of Sciences.
I am alone.
Oh, yes! 'T was the truth
Never disclose eyes
Maria is my love,
Arabia 'n' Rose '

Nevertheless,
Excellent and just
Summer flowers
However, the "beauty, and the Third World Academy of Sciences.
I am alone.
Oh, yes! 'Twas the truth
Never disclose eyes
Maria is my love,
Araba 'n' Rose '


12 Feb 08 - 11:40 AM (#2260444)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

MARCEL¡ÇS ALIASES.

The wires of Ye of France, awaken gloomier!
They loan the ear! They loan the ear!
The people offered to you that he aroused himself!
Your children, wives, and grandsires Brian queer-ass.
To see its tears and they understand its shouts!
To see its tears and they understand its shouts!
The detective¡Çs tyrants, multiplication softies.
With balaclava receives it a brutal band.
They scare and they desolate the land.
While alignment of freedom and peace lie?
To the arms, to the arms, ye faces!
Unsheathe avenging of sword!
March above, walks above, all the decided hearts.
On the freedom or the death.

The freedom of Oh can equip fires thee. _
A time that after to have to feel flame generous thy?
The calabooses, the bolts, and the bar can confine?
Or docile noble spirit of thy whips?
Or docile noble spirit of thy whips?
They desire also the world burning hotly cried to cry.
The tyrants of the Punjab of this falseness use.
But the freedom is our sword and shield.
E all the arts are useless.
To the arms, to the arms, ye faces!
Unsheathe avenging of sword!
March above, walks above, all the decided hearts.
On the freedom or the death.


12 Feb 08 - 12:00 PM (#2260462)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Germany, and Germany all,
Anything in the world,
While it is always to protect and stutter
Sister together,
Los Angeles de MEUSE in Melba in,
Adagio seat of --
Germany, and Germany all,
Anything in the world.

2nd Dutch women, German loyalty,
German wine and German blood
Do I have to remain in the world
Creative your old son,
We noble work permits
We have throughout life.
Dutch women, German loyalty,
German wine and German blood.

Third unity and justice, freedom and security
Of the German nation!
Then, let us all look forward
With the heart and sister!
Unity, justice, freedom and security
Is a guarantee happiness.
Flowers' in this glaze Excellencies,
Blythe, German Sutherland.

(4)
In Germany and France about everything,
The misfortune more than that now.
Only misfortune can love
If introduced strong and real.
Thus, chitterlings by sex:
Germany, and Germany all,
The misfortune more than that now.


13 Feb 08 - 04:39 AM (#2261202)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Ja, das ist gut - Alice Clark!!


13 Feb 08 - 05:51 AM (#2261226)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Not I Do not regret anything.

Charles Dumpnot & Michel Saucier, 1956.

Not, Nothing Of Nothing, Not, I Regret Anything.
Neither The Good Quoin Moa Made, Nor Evil.
Any Car Quite Equal Mess.
Not, Nothing Of Nothing, Not, I Regret Anything.
Chest Pays, Belayed, Oubliette, I Insane Master key.

With My Memories Jay Lights Fire.
My Shah grins, My Pleasures.
I Nay Plus Deluxe Need.
Sweep The Loves With Their Tremors.
Sweep For Tumours. I Repress A Zero.

Not, Nothing Of Nothing, Not, I Regret Anything,
Neither The Good Quoin Moa Fait, Nor The Evil.
Any Car Quite Equal Mess.
Not, Nothing Of Nothing, Not, I Regret Anything.
Because My Life, Because Me Joys.
Abuja our dhoti Car Starts With You.

Not I Do not regret anything.


13 Feb 08 - 06:16 AM (#2261232)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Our God To Help Us In The Recent Period

In other words: Cakewalk, Psalm inspection - Visitors Guide, 1640.

Music: St. Arab News Network, is - I AM beans, 1629.

Our God to help us in the recent period,
We hope that in the next few years,
We explosion typhoon
Our eternal home.

Your throne
This paradox protect your saints;
Including inadequate in the face, and weapons alone.
The Pentagon is uncertain.

Before the mountains, in order to remain unchanged.
Was on the ground, or framework,
Your eternal God, in the arts
In the same year, is endless.

We have orders to the flesh and blood, you dust,
"Invincible return man's son, said:"
All ethnic groups rose from the ground in the first place.
Turning once again to the ground.

Despite the age of your vision 1000
Sarah on the same day evening;
In the short end of the evening
Before sunrise.

Each tribal movement in the body and blood,
Everyone has his life and his mind,
In the bottom by floods
Following mononucleoses lost.

At that time, and not rolling with flow
All bear a son away from the city;
They fly, I forgot, dreams
In the opening day of his death.

The Standing Committee is like a wonderful country areas
Satisfied with the morning light;
Bedouin flowers at the bottom of the hands of the Ministry of Education
The main stream of the city is narrowing 'night.

Our God to help us in the recent period,
We hope that in the next few years,
You are our concern, in the past frontier
Our eternal home.


13 Feb 08 - 06:21 AM (#2261234)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

....or, in other words, 'I mustn't go down to the sea again!'


13 Feb 08 - 06:38 AM (#2261236)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Ocean heat generation. John minefield 1878-1967.

English poet rewarding 1930-1967.

I must again strike pour to the sea.
To remote sea and sky.
And possesses me to request is an own goal
China and the star manipulates her.
And wheel kick gentle breeze song and white sail vibration.
And the pessimistic mist in the sea face.
Daybreak breaks with gravy.

I must again strike pour to the sea.
The continual tide makes the phone call.
Is a wild telephone and may not a clear telephone which denies.
And possesses me to request is as soon as.
Has the wind day by the white cloud flight.
Spume which and which is thrown the spray.
And is in full bloom, with sea gull sob.

I must again strike pour to the sea.
To vagrant's gypsy life.
Likes to the gull way gentle breeze.
The knife whale's way which rubs.
And possesses me to request is a ball merry yarn.
The fellow hobo which smiles from.
And the peaceful sleep.
And a fond dream work as long acrobatics.


13 Feb 08 - 07:11 AM (#2261244)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Delaney is stupid
(William is Hargreaves).
Dominican fall - 1967.


Now all of the Delaney admiration for the donkey,
Temporary and permanent tired lazy
Each corner of the balance of the bridge head,
And you know, this is the tail end of the Federal Reserve Bank he wanted
Lyle Riga insidious and said, "we will go, why not train him?"
Then take the cloth
They run jail creosote, limit,
They rig and re-allocated,
She got a job.
When the signal to drop the flag
Lyle was Riga, push, payment, it Shy
Hogan, and all the people in the city Logan julienne
The beatings, losses, and they pay for
In addition, it will try to pay off the City Hall
They are controlled hammer
They openly defying
Flashing, wink out of the fishing reel and place
Riley Station,
All these
Delaney to manage today's race half mile Zebras.

Strong muscles, and let's not flinch,
They shift donkey pseudopod 4 inches.
Delaney is exhausted, the hanging round the neck.
And the fist, Scotland, as shown in Note 5 pounds
Start, Jimmy Carter, and the rest of the Mekong Abyssinia lines.
When I saw them, and he's ready to
They were racing, hang Steel, more than ready for the 'they.
At the beginning of a cheerleader, but it changed its mind again
Lyle was Riga, push, payment, it Shh
Hogan and Mary Logan macramé Arab News Network,
She began charm, and it is an argument suffocation
He chaste noise and laughter, "he awoken!"
Whigs, and the conservatives,
Superior radical
Liberals and conservatives,
They were rushed to the place
I stood there Unit,
Help Communities
Delaney to manage today's race half mile Zebras.

Chicago began to crowd him. Then Offertory, the judge
He said coming to help them, but still it will not change
Stories were riding, and reminds John Maggie.
This is a completely everything that the town went to the bother of Tea
Hagar, a student of psychology pagan,
I would like to shift some of the oath dynamite
They take it to the mountains, and then, without apology
French hammer passing sneeze, my God, the sight of the things
Lyle was Riga, push, payment, it Shh
Hogan, and all crew are ballsy Logan,
Police, and the secondary,
Gary cannon.
Article 2 of the life and the expenses are too semi-skilled
They are suffering from a confiscated,
They started it and
The victory went to the place cheering for him.
He then Drew money aside,
They both committed suicide
Well, today Delaney half mile Zebras won the race.


13 Feb 08 - 08:08 AM (#2261279)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Trench knife bank.

The bank navigates in regard to the trench knife.
There was no teak tatie?
Wind A blast ' that from period is, still ' it is depended.
So we must give the seat.
They must look at our thing assemblies.
You blow the wind sufficiently.
Trench knife bank of transfer.
Large Grimsby.

Choir.

The note which that you can do so cause.
That is straight judo bier.
As for that seat slowly Rissoles se giving.
We are the boys who extend that.
The weather vane which meets to Ably ass freely.
Because it has our ones there must be they.
Trench knife bank of transfer.
Large Grimsby.

Now our captains are the staff his seat handle.
That keeps Ale of decrease of quality.
Our partners are that stone of sprout inspectors.
Purpose was seen with those.
Our 3rd hands are that Strauss foresters.
He comes to the bridge and the post office where it is received.
And the view of his cock when we are old is given.
So there is a shrub of ¥Û¥Ä¥× of deep resonance to that.

It meaning that we should do noise in the boy.
If the overseas house we come.
We maintain brood jet which is drunk straightly.
Pollute us ourselves.
In order to bring and commemoration day.
We receive the beer as correct punishment and perfection.
We become dirty in order to extend, completely.
And us leasing, if those are used exclusively to that.
We go into the foreign country, it decides many.


13 Feb 08 - 08:54 AM (#2261308)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

They Will Not Take The Train To Do

If you are in a storm
Hold your head high
We are not afraid of the dark.
At the end of the storm is a golden sky.
And the soft money song joke.

Together with the wind,
A walk in the heavy rains,
And "Get up, your dream is in the bombing."
Walking, you want to heart
That is not the case,
They have never and will never act.

Walking, you want to heart
That is not the case,
They have never and will never act.


13 Feb 08 - 09:02 AM (#2261314)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

........& Gerry rolls over on his pacemaker!


13 Feb 08 - 10:47 AM (#2261386)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Gene Burton

A little self-indulgent, but here goes...

IRONY WOUNDED ME (word and the notes D.ZH.G. Of burton)

Once upon a time, in the dozhd-.podmetennom hinterland,
certain DNA combined
it was red-hot love in the leased caravan in outskirts St Ives
a certain little-one it howled on stereo
about the god both death and law
and irony did not elude 4- its never they made earlier

now guy on the right, they will be which through all my influences and guy on the left side they had completely my sex
still, I was which I love my neighbor exactly the better I, I can fall in love the irreproachable skin above the injured person
but now this little-one it holds to howl on stereo
about the god both death and law
and irony did not elude 4- its never they made earlier

(scat peya)

Once upon a time on the southern free flight of tape Anglii-
all still rolling up, mark this, downward-
it was which nil by mouth on convention Fuckwit's;
Yeah men, they add upward on that sound
I now certain little-one it holds to howl on stereo
about the god and death and law
ampere-hour but irony it wounded me as it never it made earlier
that will be right, irony wounded me as it never it made earlier


13 Feb 08 - 11:09 AM (#2261406)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Gene Burton

...and now for something more familiar- also from the southern free flight of tape Anglii...

SALLY IS FREE and LIGHT (word and notes Cyril Tawney)

Sally it is free and by lung, then must be it named
Sally freely and easily which must be its name
accepted sailor loving for the game of nursery

however heart, it was which it gave me not was made stone
any heart it it gave me not was made stone
it was sweet and floor, as hundred

think 4 it awaits to sunset, it pulls ensign downward
yes I await to the sunset, it pulls ensign downward
after this 4 tonic road tide for my burying the terrestrial

Sally freely and easily, which must be its named
Sally freely and easily, which must be its name
when my bones will be by the landed hope it dies. The shame.


13 Feb 08 - 11:13 AM (#2261410)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

As you I taste the only little girl to the world.

Grey of Clifford and NATIONALIST D. Ayer 1916,

Sometimes when I feel myself below and the thing seems blue.
I wish a boy who says... for if you were necessary.
Someone in my heart so that he builds a throne.
Someone not - part WHO d, so that he calls my.

As you, I taste the only little girl to the world
And eats the only boy.
Nothing would disadvantage other one the world today.
We in the same old manner are able continue.
A garden has a net exactly for two done.
With nothing so that he damages our joy.
I would say such marvellous things. ,
The such marvellous things that to do would exist.
As you I taste the only little girl to the world
And eats the only boy.


14 Feb 08 - 03:40 AM (#2262016)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Little red hat
Perot talked, as Charles.

Once, and live in a small country town, and a woman, a beautiful creature had seen ever. We also have her mother; happens, she and her grandmother still more. She is a good opportunity for women to create a little Red riding Hood. It fits all the people that call girl until they are very small red hat.

One day, her mother made the cake for its part, "Go, my love, my grandmother and she heard see how distressed brought cake and the butter in a small container."

Go for a little Red riding Hood, Grandma begin immediately, and others who reside in the village.

As it through institutions and met with the wolf, which was very large, heart, I eat, but he did not dare to, because some of the woodcutters working in the surrounding woods. She asked where they are going. Poor children, who do not know the risks that time to stay and talk to say it is the wolf, "I went to see her grandmother and father moved from butter cakes and small receptacle."

"Long live far away?" Wolf

"Oh, and I say," replies Little Red riding Hood; "It is there to show that, in addition to wheat for the first time in a house in the village."

"Well, that the" wolf "and so I go and see them. Olga go this way, and we will be there to see who would be the first."

It is also inconsistent with the wolf. Suit, taking the shortest routes, and a young girl riding happy birthday - - going round way, and on entertainment by collecting nuts, and after the operation of the butterflies, and small bouquet of flowers collected. It has not been long before the wolf has arrived at the house-old woman. He said when he reached the door: spying and bugging.

"It?"

"Your grandson, a little Red riding Hood," the wolf replies, voice forgery; "People take a little butter cake, and you have to raise the messages sent by the mother."

Cheddar-Aziz, who was in bed, because it somewhat bad, scream, "gamine trigger, up Latch."

Gamine wolf is the trigger, and soon opened the door and then fell on top of her, and the Harem, women ate a good moment for more than three days, and continued: eating. Then, when the doors closed, and my grandmother beds, and expect little red hat, and a little time, the World Health Organization later and stayed outside the door: spying and bugging.

"It?"

Little red hats, and listen to the voice of the wolf first big fear; but found belief in a cool Hoarse, and the replies, "The grandson 's your little Red riding Hood, who brought you the cake and little butter in the receptacle mother Whisper."

His voice just as he cried wolf Raytheon out of it, "gamine trigger, up Latch."

Gamine trigger and a small red hat, and the door was open.

The wolf is, please come in to see them, and said she was hiding under her bed, "butter in a small container at the top of the cake Chair, and come to bed with me."

Little red hat on the bed naked accept her clothes aside. She was very surprised to see the face of their sleeping clothes How my grandmother, telling him: "Grandma, what big weapon."

"All Together, the better to Hug, my love."

"Grandma, what big leg!"

"All the more, and run, my baby."

"Grandma, what wine great!"

"All the best to listen to my children."

"Grandma, what big eyes you have!"

"Everyone can see the rock, my baby."

"Grandma, what big teeth it!"

"All you have to swallow more."

I say these words, a small town located to the vicious wolf Red riding Hood, and said she ate the Whole.

       Ethical: children, especially glamorous, in addition to its youth - Ladies, you should not talk to strangers, and if they need to do so, it will provide a dinner suit. Well, the wolf. I say "wolf" but there are different types of wolves. People there, and attractive, quiet and polite, simple, only, and sweet, young woman in the street, which seeks to home. And, unfortunately, and those people who bid by the wolf in most of the risk.


14 Feb 08 - 04:03 AM (#2262029)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Captain or cat, puss
Charles Hypertension.

A Mao, the only left his three sons, his mill, donkeys and cats. The Department completed very soon. They have set up an employee or a lawyer, however, because they eat all the poor legacy. The adoption of the oldest mill, and the second is the donkey and the youngest, but not cats.

The poor young man, and not comfortless has received, if less. "My brothers," he said: "can be a better life in a unified shares together, but to me, when I eat my cat, and my sleeves, his skin, I would have to starve . "

Cat, it is all on this point, but obviously different, of a heavy air and seriously, "Do not worry, if it is my good master me, but if a bag and a pair of boots, I do so, I scamper through dirt and blackberries, then you will find that you are not bad, because you and I imagine. "

Cats captain is not too much of the built-in his remarks. However, it is often a very large number of clever tricks to get the rats and mice, suspended after his footing, or conceal, even in the food, do so, because his death, he has given some hope assist them in their miserable situation.

After that, he has been completed, the cat out courageously on the boots, bags and shoulder belts in his neck. Move the lever in its forepaws, he has been in one place, there is a great abundance of impact. This is a sound and the Greens in his bag, if it is dead. He expects that the number of young rabbits, is not familiar with the scam in the world, the future in his bag.

He sad placed before, he had what he wanted. Rash and foolish young rabbit jump, in his luggage, and the captain cat, the rope immediately closed to traffic, and killed without mercy.

He is proud of the victims, he was also with him to the National Palace Museum, and asked to speak to His Majesty. The results show that in the first floor of the home, the king, or a little before, he said: "Lord ah, I distant a rabbit, my noble Lord, Lord Backlasher" (the D, and even Heading cats are pleased that he is to champion).

"Tell your masters," said the king, "I am very grateful, I am very pleased that his gift."

On another occasion, he went so far as their own and hidden in a box of cereal. This once again forced to open his bag, if there were a Partridge came to him, and he has power to pull in the background and all. He appealed to the King, as he had previously done in rabbits. King, in the same way, the partridge is with great joy, and gave him a reminder. Cats, from time to time 2-3, to His Majesty the King of the game, and his masters.

Day, even though he knows for sure that the king will be a road along the river with his daughter, the most beautiful princess in the world, "he told his Lord said:" If you follow my suggestion of your assets. You need to do is to swim in the river at one point, I would like to show you and the rest for me. "

Marquis of Caracas, cats, which is before the Director 'and not know why. At that time, he was the King of Baden, cats, and began to scream, "Help! Help! My main Marquis of Caracas drowned in a while."

In this clay, the king of hedging on the windows of cars, thought it was the cat, so he often had a good game, it has its vigilance to walk immediately help his domination of the Marquis Lebanon even. Although they were poor Marquis mapping the river, the cat is automobiles, and to the King that his teachers were swimming, some flights to rogue states and by his clothes, and he shriek "thief! Thief!" Time and again, as loud as he can. The truth is that the cat has hidden cunning, clothing, a big stones.

King immediately ordered his staff, the wardrobe when one of his best costumes, the Marquis of Caracas became God.

King is very polite. Because of the beautiful dresses, the king gave him a vivid representative (because it is very beautiful and well-being of proportion), the daughter of the King has a tendency, it secret. Marquis of Caracas threw two or three small tender and mutual respect eyes in his head, but he fell in love with him immediately after. King asked, in the car, and take them in their cars.

Cats, very excited to see that his project was a success, running on the front page. Meeting people, trim lawns, he said to them: "my good colleagues, if you do not, you are cutting the lawn King is one of my main Marquis of Caracas, you will mince."

King does not fail, machine-gun meadow, it is him, they are pruned.

"It belongs to the Marquis of my main Caracas," she replied, a total of cats, the threat was shocked.

"You see, and said:" Marquis, "This is a meadow, as it always is a crop every year."

Captain cats, it is still in operation, along with some harvesting assistants, said to them: "I am a good compatriots, if you say this is not all it is the king and the party's core of the Marquis of Caracas, Gastric, such as mince . "

King, after a while, and was later asked seeds they harvest.

"It is my main harvest Marquis of Caracas said Assistant, I am glad that both the King and Marquis. His welcome for their own good harvest. Capitan cat rotation, and say the same thing, all he met. Overwhelming majority of the succession surprised Mr. King Marquis of Caracas

Cats captain and finally to a beautiful castle, the main ah, what is the Ogre, the richest, it is not known at any time. All surfaces, through the castle belonging to the King. Cat, it is found information in order to understand what happened, Ogre what he can do, he asked to speak with him and said that he might not have happened if he and around the Royal Palace, or not 'honour, which is due respect He.

The Ogre him as a citizen, can be used as an Ogre, and urges them to get. "I have heard, and said:" Cat ", you will be able to change you in any kind of animal, you have a mental ', you can, for example, a lion, elephant, or other."

"This is a fact, the response was very fast Ogre", and to ensure that I now lion. "

Cats are so terrified over the Lions, is next to his, he jumped on the bandwagon of the roof, so that he even more difficult, because his boots, and will not do any good, all of them, it is by concrete slabs. However, to take over its natural form Roger, and the cat is the case, he is actually very scared.

"I was also informed that said:" Cats "because you can also smaller animals, such as rats or mice, but I can hardly believe that, because I have to confess that I think that people will be completely impossible . "

"Impossible!" Scriabin the Ogre. "You will see!"

He immediately changed, and even rats, and began to walk on the floor. Once the cats, see it on his, he ate.

During this time, the king, in this beautiful castle Ogre, because it was successful, has decided to get. Cat, the noise is part of His Majesty the bus at the bridge just to the King said: "Your Majesty, welcome you to the castle, to the Marquis of my main Backlasher"

"What are you my main Marquis, who has been called the king", and you are not in the castle? But this is only the Court, and all the buildings are surrounded him. Let us from the inside, if you do not oppose the unfavourable position. "

Marquis has his hands on the princess, and then again in the first king. They are in a large concert hall, where found an exciting Roger, has been preparing for his friends to see him that day, but did not dare to enter, because the king decided.

His Majesty the King is completely intoxicated with the Marquis of Caracas, good, as well as his daughter was brutally fallen in love with him, to see the field, he said, after drinking, in five or six years glasses, "that you yourself The fault, my main Marquis, if you were not my son-in-law. "

Marquis, several bow low, honour, he is because of his Majesty, and so this day, the princess married.

Cat is a great Lord, and did not run, after the mouse, in addition to entertainment.

Morality:


There is a big advantage to a large legacy, but the hard work and wisdom, and apply to more wealth by a third party related.

Another moral:


When her son MILLER to win the heart of Princess Margaret, in such a short period of time, causing them to express their views on this issue, and the Lovelorn eyes, it is because his clothes, his appearance and his youth. These factors play a role in international affairs in the core.


14 Feb 08 - 07:20 AM (#2262131)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST

Twinkle, twinkle little star,
How!
Just above the world so high,
Such as diamonds in the sky!

Sarah, when intense sun
It is not shining,
Twinkle, twinkle paedophile rock.

The following is a dark, travel,
Thank you, my little flame,
He pneumatics see how it could be interpreted,
Even if it was not working.

Inca Baku, leaving the blue sky,
I often look at the curtains because,
Close your eyes and you never
Sun up empty.

Sparks small bright adamant
Inca Baku 1 trillion people, like --
You do not know anything,
Twinkle, twinkle little bye old harridan
You do not know anything,
Twinkle, twinkle little bye old harridan


14 Feb 08 - 09:23 AM (#2262209)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

FlRST EAST THAT COMES in the EC MOMENT if in Caledonia.

While first I have come in Caledonia.
I have acquired the loading at the duration of numeration three.
And I have acquired peevishly means Donald Norman' he p vast jets.
Had a girl has it can the good tea make.

And my brother and I Charlie were.
The biggest razors that one day you have seen.
Spearing eels in the month of April.
And it dies the hunger lips in satires.

Pays ewe to the Normans for union brooches.
Woofer of soap and an incorporation of tea.
But the person¡Çs tubule has said that ant odes he did not give.
Up to the fishes they have acquired the abundance in satires.

Thus I have passed to their big harbour.
Only in the objective in order to it sees the fog.
A girl with regard to Brewery of lards.
It has been presented in with as the king of May.

Now that if I had the pen Pennsylvania.
And if I had her document of macaroon 'tis plate.
And if I had the ink of rose morning.
A truth of unto note of love you writes or d.

But wishes this I in the vacating ocean was.
So much distant the country as hardly I could be.
Travel with regard to the vacating ocean.
Where the love of woman me would not occupy.

Or d it puts my head in a barrel Brandywine.
And be dandy that I explain.
Because when I am pea I seldom think.
How I can reach in this one new market of lady.

While first I have come in Caledonia.
I have acquired the loading at the duration of numeration three.
And I have acquired peevishly means Donald Norman' he p vast jets.
Had a girl has it can the good tea make.


14 Feb 08 - 10:57 AM (#2262264)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

The long the cable which becomes rare MOONS. Edward Harridan (1882).

Gram and in the watering loop pas leaf if which increases.
The shedding of blood which inside that is simple.
Inside it releases and it puts.
But many me to be rare long the equipment.
Which becomes widely known it is not.
This inside the Galway neighbouring flake¡Çs is inside.
Donegal Bolt gaugers to-dos, Sligo caper folksy Leitrim.
Ohio we give them d Oh, our research the l thing.
Which will make us wine agents bloke.
To be rare long becomes the cable Moons.

Which the bread comes out, rain activity skiddley.
It accumulates the bread bog skiddley which it accumulates.
Long one side which becomes take the fool which is quick.
The bread comes out, rain activity skiddley.
It accumulates the bread bog skiddley which it accumulates.

Long one side which becomes take the fool which is quick.
Inside, it from that place is being clear in small quantity.
Yet inside the leg of structure.
Until sky waltz in tobacco place.
From Huge blows, the smell empty tin-can talks justly in you.
He, the boy, it from that place it ends is dense and.
Air hazard it fills in the rare perfume.
With you also touch above 2.
We because of good season, us the l thing.
Which will make the research of the small water pitcher.
In the house Or cable Moons young this bed.

To the toss world inside the now company v.
Which uses the sufferance.
Administration it writes there is completion of the root.
Gausses ten poitin Greens.
Of child land country Sea and from good wheat A postage men¡Çs.
In the right side them many portion.
It spreads out in the Sea and already compared to it treats.
This calls the Christianity pagan or the jiffy.
Their necks it removes the doublers and the lip jaw net.
Which it spreads out consequently?
To be rare long in the cable Moons which becomes.


22 Feb 08 - 08:00 AM (#2269409)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Merrilies Meg.

Met nun age Rome, he lived
On the land hug yeoman:
Her bed is a 'hub' Heath Brown,
Enquiries out of the home.

Swart apple is a fruit, Ford said.
Currant rain, white wine
From the dew of wild flowers,
The church courtyard of the tomb of paper.

Brothers craggy hills,
Larches sisters trees --
Alone with her large family.
Please geisha aid a life.

Most of the morning's breakfast, no,
Representation dinner at noon, not many,
Instead, she was staring at dinner
Hard with a camel - unhappiness.

But every morning, a new flower honey
She provided garlanding,
Glenn Yum of the dark every night.
She is the fabric, and she was singing.

And the old Brown's fingers,
Her son, Matt Rush,
And residents gave the cabin
Shrubbery between the rivals.

Meg and courage when I was Margaret Quinn,
Tall and Amazon:
An old blanket, wearing a red cape;
She Chippendale hat.
God rest of the bones were their age --
She left the entire long dead!


22 Feb 08 - 08:13 AM (#2269418)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Casablanca ["Blazing stood on the deck boy"]
FERISHIA HEMANZU (1793-1835)

The boy stood on the burning deck.
However, all of the dead;
Battle of the wreckage torch but ye peyote
Jacaranda round record of his death.

However, the bright and beautiful, he's standing
I was born to rule the world, a storm;
Blood creature is a hero
The cause of the same children, however, proud.

Fireworks - is not to criticize the move
His father is not in words;
Swoon under his father's death
His voice is not heard.

He called loudly - 'the father said,
However, if my work is complete? '
He is the leader and did not know
My son unconscious.

'Talk, and my father! ] He cried again,
'And so I went out after'
However, the reaction to the sound of shots
And Rolling fire quickly.

He welcomed a baby's head,
And that waving,
After death, watching colours
Still brave despair.

And the death in a loud voice, and again,
'Father! I survive? '
During his jacaranda quickly, and sail through the Veil,
How to submit a fishing reel to create a fire.

They are overwhelmed by the splendour of wild boat,
Egypt grabbed the flag rising,
And the flow through the children's kindness
INZA SUKAI and banner ads.

It's just that you have - Slim road
The boy - oh! Where were you?
I ask around the Wind
Debris scattered with sea! --

Mast, the leader of fairness and pennon
In addition, part of his continuing --
Noble died there, but it
He worked as a real heart.


22 Feb 08 - 08:55 AM (#2269459)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,Nigel spencer (cookieless)

Ah... now I see where Mark E. Smith gets his lyrics from...


22 Feb 08 - 11:08 AM (#2269608)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

I TELEGRAPH YOU THE KAENGURUH ABOVE. The f-paper tears up hard.

I telegraph you the Kangaroo, the sport above.
I telegraph you the Kangaroo above.
I telegraph you the Kangaroo, the sport above.
I telegraph you the Kangaroo above.

I are you wallabies soggy feel tigers food, companion.
I you is it soggy feel tigers wallabies nah rungs mettle.
It is a dangerous race, accompany a trice.
Like that I you is it soggy feel tigers wallabies nah rungs mettle.

I keep upright, you tattoo the cocks.
In order to cool you down for more doodles.
I keep upright, you tattoo the cocks, in order to cool you down.
The fool does not go cat¡Çs ramset.
Exactly I keep upright, you tattoo the cocks.
In order to cool you down.

I you is it soggy feel tigers platypus the duck, billions.
I it, which is soggy feel tigers platypus the duck.
Not SAE "at amok the ' k billions functioned.
which is I soggy feel tigers platypus the duck.


I play you didgeridoo, blue.
I play you didgeridoo.
It continues "straight-lined up to TIR I, blue.
I play you didgeridoo.

I permit you abbots that I go relaxedly, to Bruce.
I permit you abbots that I go relaxedly.
It is person of a gussets lechery use, Bruce.
Thus I permit you abbots that I go relaxedly.

I you blacken hide, if I am ineffective, Fred.
I you blacken hide, if I am ineffective.
So we blackened hide its, if dead Clyde.
And this, which hangs "in the source.


22 Feb 08 - 11:47 AM (#2269627)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST

While I came out to Derby,
on one giorno the market épié RAM
more largely signore that it was never supplied
on ringle of dangle hay hey, hey giorno,
AM was larger, signore of ringle
that it was never supplied on hay

[ deputy choir: [ not ramble, ramble
[ rambled in top and down
[ everywhere the city
[ not ramble ramble
[ rambled "finch2. has boucheur it down cut ],

the horns on signore this RAM
has up to the moon
LOD again met went into on into April,
and he did not receive down",

on giugno to work the flexible cream
on signore to this RAM,
has up to the sky the eagles
returned at their nests again met there,
can you feel the fact that Gja is to be cried '
ngk "nas and all boys of Derby comes elemosinando synej '
disi its the eyes,
around blows of foot over to give
ster George of the higher part
of the prison took all boys of Derby
to say in order to transport its bones
eliminated at everything
employed it from Derby at roles its stones,
which the signore killed boucheur,
his RAM Derby maintains,
returned too coscie its in the soul ragazzo,
which held the basin in the inundation
washed and those maintains my song,
terminated, have.got nothing different
one that of diaci the eggs
and the weinbrand will just be and on our sense


22 Feb 08 - 11:52 AM (#2269630)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Vital Lambada
[Tone of the university reef is beautiful]
Anglo-Bengali part Anglo-Boer (1862-1938)

In order to tear Hush, earns part of the night -
10 days of the conclusion of 'years
With the base football vibration of light of the hour
Is brilliant, this game behind, and he is the man.
It is not owned, but the belt tape.
Or, thumbnail reputation and wealth selfish,
But this season, and the captain of the shoulder throbbed hand
"Fighting spirit! Toy With the game!"

The desert sand red souse -
A residual red, early reorganized and analyzed
In order to the blind mission Gatling colonel,
Equip dust and smoke.
Since bus and England that are full of river of the dead women,
As regards the operation name and reputation,
But, with regard to the voice of the student standing in line -
"Fighting spirit! Toy With the game!"

Here, from 1 can get the word, and Article 1,
And, in school, those who have replaced
The others must indicate their son as the ear
In this way, public ardently meet thinking
And not forgetting "Oh", making all deep concern
That uses this as flashlight on the back
On the temporary flame, the host -
"Fighting spirit! Toy With the game!"


26 Feb 08 - 11:41 AM (#2272776)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Passage of enjoyment. Flan dryad and Swann.


Some of people love motorbike.
Some speak tram for me.
Or for bonny Annie Laurie.
By position they downward with Dee.
Such middles of locomotion seem by sufficiently dull to us.
Driver and conductor London omnibus.

You hold very tightly you will please! Ting- Ting!
You hold very tightly you will please! Ting- Ting!

When you are lost in London.
And you do not know where you will hear my -. VYZY VAT 6 of voice.
"Pass more further downward from the automobile!"
And very soon you will find inside terminus.
In passage diesel-engined of 9"-.
Yours posher London omnibus.

Along the highway in the queen of large I shoot my merry load.
To 20 dears- in case sex in the middle of road.
We love to govern in the convoys - we the most gregarious.
Large of '-. Sikh shy eyelet scarlet -.
Poke basils passage in London.
Diesel-engined 9"-. Yours posher omnibus.

The Earth does not have that -nibyd6 to show more correctly.
You will memorize stairs! You will memorize stairs!
You will memorize stairs!

The Earth does not have that -nibyd6 to show more correctly.
It is more than pays for the passage?
It is more than pays for the passage?
It is more than pays for the passage?
It is more than pays for the passage?
It is more than pays for the passage?

When taxi drivers attempt to pass me before they overtake.
Ii1 puts me flipping ' and outside and compresses on all me torsos.
Jackals, the drivers of taxi can only swear and curse after this.
After the fact monarch road.
Observer Of code go highway.
That large of '-. Sikh-shy use yeller scarlet -.
Poke basils passage in London.
Diesel-engined 9"-. Yours posher omnibus.

Foot ii1 when I will be asked although it spoils rides.
So it can shout
"Gert from it, we will be complete right upward inward!"
We do not request much wage, we only want privilege actions.
So cut down completely stages.
And knob upward on all pays for the passage.
If tickets cost pound part.
Why must you make a fuss?
She worth it exactly, it is which necessary to go inward.
That 30-. Foot- Long to y0-.foot-shide.
Inside that monarch road.
Observer Of code go highway.
That large of '-. Sikh¡Çs yew yeller scarlet -.
Poke basils passage in London.
Diesel-engined 9"-.
Yours posher, 9"-.
Yours posher omnibus.

You hold very tightly you will please! Ting- Ting!


26 Feb 08 - 12:36 PM (#2272809)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Place Intelligence Bell

melody and text: - 1,892 centres inside the nautical mile acre

Place intelligence, the place intelligence
Flower is inside!
This factory plants and by the place intelligence bell
One day thou it sees all!
I love her, or it does not love,
Hard it does not talk sometimes;
Day falls and the sound of a bell
But truth one talk plentifully joint ownership!

Nose le sou:

Day the place intelligence which falls,
The reply regarding you give!
Remaining half my insanity, everybody against a love!
The popularity will not get married not to be,
Me the carriage two possibilities it will not omit
It will not make and and the bicycle which is and the seat!

We go place intelligence between the couple, day
"It will yell the tandem"!
Life, me on my place intelligence
Peddling bell method lower part!
When the dark width back also being
Policeman possibility, us contempt;
The illumination which beautiful place
Intelligence kind dawns!

Singing together:

Me "the handle" or it is sad,
Place intelligence, place intelligence wait!
(e) it is born but it knows, the bell!
Work rings sweet place intelligence!
Me each travel we must lead often it goes,;
Me! The brake, me beautiful permission day
To make and use, the bell!

Nose le sou:


26 Feb 08 - 12:54 PM (#2272825)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

My Father Was Also A Man Of Migration

Friedrich Synergism, 1788-1857

My father was also a man of migration,
And me Steinbeck's in blood;
Drum wander me can quickly, so a long time,
Swivels and my hat.

Refrain 1:
Valerie, will fabler, Valerie,
Fabler ha ha ha ha ha ha
Valerie, will fabler,
And swivels my hat.

Refrain 2&3: |:

Hi-id, hie-ad, hie-id, hie-ad!
And my hat swivels:

One moves create a fresh desire,
The heart receives healthily;
My chest, breathes freely sings outside
Fortunately always my mouth:

Refrain:

Why that does it sing you
If Freudian his song?
Neil's is never squatted, car prams,
Landmine by and Re corridors.

Refrain:

That Muriel's speechless precipitates there
And, lurch's the drain,
Neil's moves so judgemental towards freely,
Listens to him receptive with of Tonne your ear.

Refrain:

Rum to carry far me from Villeinage
And the personnel in the world
Inside, and an's with the tomb
Fresh Blunderbuss will be!

Refrain:


27 Feb 08 - 06:25 AM (#2273527)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

CREEPING SOIL PLACES. The Tom Paxton 1963.

Was always it the drilling ratchet and a friend?
It stuck with me in the old hard days.
It never gave, if I did not have paste.
We rambled circle in the rain and snow.

So much here at you my creeping boy.
Them to bring its rambles joy can?
So much here at you my creeping boy.
Them to bring its rambles joy can?

In the Tulsa city us chanced, in order to false transmit itself.
We have incoming goods ' D meant to try,
in order to function one day.
He says the employer the area for had _ to say.
My old drilling ratchet rather "bum incoming goods ' D".

The night in a shrub camp leaves.
At cold fact and was damp.
It received cold weather, and it kept it bad.
They took the unique friend, who had I one day.

It left me here to ramble.
My creeping drilling ratchet went dead and.
If, if we die, we go let us unite-hurry.
Me a dollar to bets it has you creeping there.


28 Feb 08 - 10:12 AM (#2274719)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

She moved passing by city. Column of outcast of society.

The love "my mother where I who say to me.
As I am young does not make the wind.
And because of your scarcity of the bare type.
Which is not my father? ".
And she walked from me, this which she said.
It is not long enough love that to day of our weddings, ".

That she and walked from me, simultaneously.
She moved passing by city.
And to be kind I there looked at her movement and movement here.
And she turned to one star.
And the return where the eye has awakened.
Like the swan of evening the people who move to the lake said.
Have number 2 on Wednesday which is.

But there was a sorrow.
Which never is not earlier description in one.
And I smiled that it crossed her due to her commodity.
And her gear simultaneously and that was last I saw of my valuables.

Last night she entered in me, the love where I did, I came.
So quietly she came her feet not making noise.
As her and put her hand in me, this which she said.
Though "it is not long enough ' it loves that day of our weddings".


28 Feb 08 - 10:43 AM (#2274756)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: pavane

"I keep upright, you tattoo the cocks. "

This must be the Amsterdam version of "Tie me kangaroo down".
Cycling strangely back to what (I am told) was the original meaning.


28 Feb 08 - 10:55 AM (#2274771)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Is that what you do 'In order to cool you down. ?'


28 Feb 08 - 11:19 AM (#2274804)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Gold section do

To the west wind of thought between barley in the area
Opposite in a situation where mobile me.
When we walk in one area, Huang said of the silk clothing
And Velvet sun, the sky Jim asylum dose, a possibility of talking to you.

Is the love between the field against the much expected barley 'eye'.
She fell with all gold-Chief palate of himself.
You love this field of barley bBetween similar end remaining
I the International Space Station as U?
The walk, at the end of which the sky is possible
To the sun Jim asylum dose Gold section, against.

I certainly promise lightly that continued all regulations
That were more than bankruptcy, but to me, the gold sector gold,
Walk on the left side, which are not yet included in one sector,
And are, and we swear.

Hell, as I notice the light segment,
A further promise of course, the war erupted,
But the difficulty in the few days
You are still with the left side.
Walk from the gold section.
Walk from the gold section.

More than 1952 in the field of barley year
Jim Does asylum dose between summer.
At the time of the possibility of deception
Section of gold it implemented
With the sun of the child and they are not exhaustive.

To the west wind of thought
Between barley in the area opposite
In a situation where mobile me.
Walking gold at the door,
And we are in the province where we are
When the possibility of Twang golden time, T
he sky will walk in the sun for our branches
And gold at the time of his Jim Does asylum dose
That they will speak Swindon moves among barley fields.

You can say the sun in his jealous sky
When We walked in the fields of gold,
And when we walked in the fields of gold,
And when we walked in fields of gold.


28 Feb 08 - 11:33 AM (#2274821)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

'Hell, as I notice the light segment,'

Is that one you forgot to turn off for 'E day?'


28 Feb 08 - 11:45 AM (#2274836)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Shenandoah Ohio's long,
Long, you rollin' bourgeois of the Ohio River,
I hear you on the side of Shenandoah marijuana broad,
Far away bourgeois long jump, I was listening to you now,
The mighty Missouri River View away

You rollin River.
India is on the far side of her borders,
Marijuana broad view of the white campers.
So far has been a jump in India
Love to see a virgin away.

You silicone his canoe
On the side of the broad view marijuana fair,
The notion was far breakdown
Rollin River spring Ohio

Shenandoah comes, I see your daughter away,
You cross the Id her love
For the river water was rollin.
A broad view of the far side of the marijuana.

Far has been seven long years,
I leap view to scramble away, you rollin her view of the river,
I have far wider marijuana side, breakdown longed7
Far in trying to woo more years of good.

It's Fare thee well, my precious marijuana,
Side of a wide, I'm away from the boundary,
You leave you rollin' Shenandoah River,
I will not deceive you away, and look away. Leap


28 Feb 08 - 12:16 PM (#2274869)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

COUNTRY DIXIES. Daniel Decay turn me meat.

Far down towards the south which OF countries such as cotton.
In the morning forget no old obscurity of time.
Point of view far! Point of view far!
Point of view far! Dixie country.

In Dixie country, in which I had been within born.
Elsie asked on a morning.
Point of view far! Point of view far!
Point of view far! Dixie country.

Chorale.

Desiring the cave I was I Dixie van Hooray! Hooray!
I seat oneself my of score to countries in Dixie.
To the library and the cube in Dixie.
Far far far down towards the south in Dixie.
Far far far down towards the south in Dixie.

Ole missus become to link "of Weaver,".
William were a homosexual defrauder.
Point of view far! Point of view far!
Point of view far! Dixie country.

But such as he poor around her has have been placed.
He has smiled violently just as forty pounder.
Point of view far! Point of view far!
Point of view far! Dixie country.

Its face was pointed as Cleaver of a butcher.
But that has not seemed do itself concern.

Worked Ole missus OF doom part.
And dead a man that its heart has broken.

A health is now here to old following Missus.
Gals that our want embrace all OF.

But if you want lead manner.
Comes says song tomorrow hears guarantees.
Cakes of buckwheat Dabs and Injun striking paste of egg.

Fattest types they vests tuff.
Or little, heel of cave him down a scratch grabble him.
I am too much jumped to the rabble country Dixies.


29 Feb 08 - 03:23 AM (#2275464)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Marissa Orbit Cold DVD
Stephen C. Strengthening
(1826-1864)

Tour de Meadows am ringing
De wrongs' sad song,
While de Flying Simulator am singing,
As De happy day morning long.
Where de feel creeping ivy
O'er de grassy hill,
Dare old block back and sleep,
De sleep in the cold, cold land.

Chorus:

De down in the area of maize
Hear the voice drat sad:
All I am being unfair de crying,
Marissa's de cold, cold land.

De When autumn leaves fall,
De days when the cold,
'Teas hard to hear the old mass calling,
A state of weakness so that he and old.
De am now blooming orange trees
De on the sandy beach,
Now De summer days ahead,
Massa Lauber is calling for more.

Chorus

Massa made de wrongs we love,
The event was that kind,
It is sad that now deny Weep above,
The state of mourning Demi leave behind.
I can not work before tomorrow,
Flow situation drops De tear,
I try to drive my sorrow
De selection in the old Banjo.

Chorus
CHORUS


29 Feb 08 - 10:48 AM (#2275744)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Ceremony marriage MAIRIS. Louise the Brutalised.

Separated whole sings.

The place we catch the wind is by homosexual¡Çs wee piece.
Zephyrs and threatens the toe and the dangerous heel.
Reduces with eight their hairs, reduces in eight.
Ceremony dangerous that Gertrude¡Çs marriage.

General hillways each place.
Myrtle makes that green and Adler farm stool is brown and that.
The city, the lead they and the cover are conducted, it.
Everybody sings duck's E person to respect the danger together.

Very many pacific herrings, bread flour.
There its foot has filled the tube and he has burnt the toe.
Very many random accesses floppy disk healthy brain.
It roasts the duck the e person to sing
the dangerous bread is together.

It is the red its cheek and Breeches.
He rose with its eye, enters ASTRE.
The correction eliminates their everybody.
Duck's our e person is together you sings.


29 Feb 08 - 11:45 AM (#2275788)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

You'll not find me catching my wind by the homosexual C's wee piece, not never.

We Witnessed Immediately Before.
Ley The rice field, every car it sprouts.

You the face which it sees still,
I hour or place not to be a possibility of forgetting
And the hazard which innumerable difficulties
It does just now endeavor,
To be a hazard break when them will carry young girl
I to confirm a whole world,

Us corresponding nil corresponding nil corresponding nil corresponding nil corresponding nil corresponding nil

Under the innumerable difficulties unit.
It sees to a sealing case last
And me it is different how but difficulty
Not knowing tonight me their dream

corresponding nil corresponding nil corresponding nil corresponding nil corresponding nil corresponding nil.

Nose le su:

Landing, yes, or decrease
She to transform the maintenance civil official again, returning

Difficulty not to know and,
Or we to be one person missing custody
But with the different women exactly together
Assuredly at the range of vision outside,

the corresponding nil corresponding nil corresponding nil corresponding nil corresponding nil corresponding nil

Which does not become singing together

I which we witness immediately before
Is hour or place study and well!
It does not forget us who are possibility
It wants is only the innumerable difficulties which,
Hazard I which the woman will carry that way
To confirm a whole world,

us corresponding nil corresponding nil corresponding nil corresponding nil corresponding nil corresponding nil under the innumerable difficulties unit.

Singing together


03 Mar 08 - 09:08 AM (#2278172)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

THE SUMP RATTLES.

XI Ho "more as clitorises.
Immersing in the valley.
The rare sump "more as clitoris.
Immersing in the valley.

The maintenance in this sump existed a tree.
A rare tree, "boom clique tins.
The tree in the sump and immersing in the valley.
XI Ho "more as clitoris.

Immersing in the valley.
The rare sump more as clitoris.
Immersing in the valley.

The maintenance in this tree existed a member.
A rare member, "lid clique tins.
The member in the tree and tree in the sump.
And immersing in the valley...

And in this member a bypass existed.
A rare bypass overtakes kings clique is.
The bypass in the member.
And the member in the tree and tree in the sump.
And immersing in the valley...

And in this branch bypass existed.
Rattles of Spa ' nag branch of branch.
Branch in the bypass.
And this connects in the member.
And the member in the tree and tree in the sump.
And immersing in the valley...

And in this branch the nest existed.
A rare nest clique tins.
A branch nest.
And branch in the bypass.
And this connects in the member.
And the member in the tree and tree in the sump.
And immersing in the valley...

And in this nest an egg existed.
A rare egg epic liquid is.
The egg in the nest.
And the branch nest.
And branch in the bypass.
And this connects in the member.
And the member in the tree and tree in the sump.
And immersing in the valley...

And in this egg a bird existed.
A rare bird Vogel clique tins.
The bird in the egg and the egg in the nest.
And the branch nest.
And branch in the bypass.
And this connects in the member.
And the member in the tree and tree in the sump.
And immersing in the valley...

And in this bird a feather/spring existed.
A rare feather/spring veer clique is.
The feather/spring in the bird.
And the bird in the egg and the egg in the nest.
And the branch nest.
And branch in the bypass.
And this connects in the member.
And the member in the tree and tree in the sump.
And immersing in the valley...

And in this feather/spring a feather/spring existed.
A rare feather/spring veer clique is.
The feather/spring in the feather/spring.
And the feather/spring in the bird.
And the bird in the egg and the egg in the nest.
And the branch nest.
And branch in the bypass.
And this connects in the member.
And the member in the tree and tree in the sump.
And immersing in the valley...

And in this feather/spring an ant existed.
A rare ant mermen clique is.
The ant in the feather/spring.
And the feather/spring in the feather/spring.
And the feather/spring in the bird.
And the bird in the egg and the egg in the nest.
And the branch nest.
And branch in the bypass.
And this connects in the member.
And the member in the tree and tree in the sump.
And immersing in the valley...

And in this ant an eye existed.
A rare eye log clique is.
The eye in the ant.
And the ant in the feather/spring.
And the feather/spring in ft?
Republic of Ireland '.
And the feather/spring in the bird.
And the bird in the egg and the egg in the nest.
And the branch nest.
And branch in the bypass.
And this connects in the member.
And the member in the tree and tree in the sump.
And immersing in the valley...

And in this eye existed shine.
Shines rarely rattles shines.
The gloss in the eye.
And the eye in the ant.
And the ant in the feather/spring.
And the feather/spring in the feather/spring.
And the feather/spring in the bird.
And the bird in the egg and the egg in the nest.
And the branch nest.
And branch in the bypass.
And this connects in the member.
And the member in the tree and tree in the sump.
And immersing in the valley...


03 Mar 08 - 09:34 AM (#2278194)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

It is Jerusalem
(I will be Blake)

And those ancient feet, and one
Is England mountains walking of green?
As for God, holy pregnancy!
At the England farm, is it this cute?
And it is the face of God.
Following in the darkness, it polishes and it is Rohan Shine?
You build here, Jerusalem.
It is in the darkness of these demons between Mills?

The gold of my bow is burnt!
My request, for you, brings the arrow!
My window is made! Well, is the cloud, and the publishing business.
My street car is taken in the fire!
I stop the fight of heart,
Even while sleeping as for my hand, kale unhands me,
To build our Jerusalem. England, with green color, is the comfortable land.


04 Mar 08 - 07:23 AM (#2279071)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Writers who madness: the Fairport Convention,
By artist Richard Thompson, Michael DaveSwarbrick

And Michael worried the sea of people
Walk away and was madness.
They were short and he was coal black eyes,
Say that crows meeting.
"Your future, your future, your true love or your right hand,
Michael madness by the curse die."

I have four winds hit him for the tonsorial, Ohio,
And he has his Fist of madness for the mind,
Trujillo said he has vowed sago,
Ohio cheering that placed him frequently Michael,

Michael mutual-thatching, laugh and cry that your future,
Things have between say that the Eucharist is a videotape.
"The bad state of Tanganyika wide TSUKI MATOU
All it is fair to say not a demon, and I, for one, say with hate her?
Magician's words is that you mocked me!"

He Ohio is under through the heart of steel
Kept him from the Crow Fair geometer.
Ohio sky is a wonder for a long time to begin to leak
Geode the earth go by the suspension of driving a car rig.
"Ohio is where crows deception defeat or dies,
He said here on the ground in Ohio?
Injury, but I was very red!?
Her boyfriend of one of the centre is my true love"

Oh dash. Michael's madness, he is far
They clearly in his speech that he longs of Ohio and night and day,
However, walk his talk wander Nuneaton appropriate DEARU ATTA Ohio.
Each flight is his true love and nurture his flower garden because NOBEKI jailer,
He is the most simple song, ask for forgiveness tree
In the wild chimp Michael, Yeoman of the Sago.


04 Mar 08 - 10:23 AM (#2279196)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Rich VILLIKINS and THEIR DINAH.

' Tis of a retailer who remained in London.'
Despite it had a girl, a rare pleasant frost.
Its name he was short Dinah the sixteenth and years old.
With a very great fortune in the money and gold.

Chorale.

Also chapmen,
ramekin he carolled that opulent toes also senoritas all.

Since Dinah ' goes their garden during a day was.'
His papa came he, and therefore he said.
"To go away the behaviour, Dinah, in a the admirable series."
And they valiantly receive a homosexual husband! "

", Papa I have OH -, papa OH –
I do not mean a cultivated understanding.
And it already connects to my pork; in queue I do not feel prone.
I luckily give to more or Err my great fortune them.

If they made me live more concretely during a year or two.""
"To go, to go the greasiest girl,"
whom one of the parents responded.
"SAU do not approve to be to them this must of the young man here."
I give its great fortune to the one closest to my trunks.

And they do not gather the use of a particular pin."
" To go around like Shifty of the garden.
Spooned to its dear Dinah that absolutely is the reason.
And a cold Pizza washbasin that puts it by its side.

If a Ticket-smooth one ' indicates twas, by Pizza it died.'
Corpus to that to miles included more or err cold his.
Its Dinah called, although it is not already.
Then, the Pizza swallowed thus like one pleased brave.
And Shifty and its Dinah lie both in a tomb.

Morally.

All take them now young to Maiden to warning by her.
Not never its regulator to nudge horsemen.
And all worry young you to the vehicles.
Around whose they applaud eyes think of Shifty.
And the Dinah and the cold washbasin of the Pizza.


05 Mar 08 - 12:12 PM (#2280285)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

I wish this me in Liverpool was.

The hat and Leon Possession Van Stan.

Choir.

I wish this me in Liverpool was.
The city of Liverpool, where I had become born.
Where there ain ' t not trees not scented a wind.
Do not barrier-end territories of the grain.
But waltz there many girls with superoxide.
Their warts and tan run enough.
They¡Çre six in a bed by the old head of the column.
And it is the city of Liverpool for me.

' Ties sieves long years, since I to part walk went.
Around the broad world o ' it to sails.
Me it all first journey ate foul stools chips.
That was bound for Baltimore.
I was seven patients of day, and I could not only stick.
It this coil ' and.
It the handle told me in such a way you ' better D idiom back.
For the best old city of Liverpool.

The tunnel of Mersey, the boys dug us.
The kind in ' 33. Found a hole dug in the soil at us.
To Ole Walleyes mentioned.
Then the cried comes doorman "on the exterior.
Is. "near roofs of the cases told well me you, handle, us they swam.
In the best old city of Liverpool.

They¡Çre each race and the colour of the face.
They¡Çre each kind of name.
But the pigeons on the head of the column.
They treat you already even.
And if you the high road of the parliament goes into top.
The faces the black is received to you and Bruin.
And also they me saw the oranges and green apples.
In the best old city of Liverpool.


06 Mar 08 - 03:31 AM (#2280936)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST

Being Black And White, It Does
It is the alanroberts/Robinson count lady.

Us reading together, you wrote the black ink,
On the white page, to learn, read-out and entry.
And now, as for this boy, as for all lands,
It is to understand all stunned Dane things of this law.
Us reading together, you wrote the black ink,
On the white page, to learn, read-out and entry.

According to the slate, because, we referring to that letter,
Usual freedom, are bright clearly in freedom,
Well, it is bright clearly, being black and white
Lastly, it does smut and Romulus word is burnt.
Very clearly, being black and white, it does the slate.
Muck which it burns the stand of word is bright,
That it is bright clearly.

As for the children of the black, as for the children of the white,
Looking at that spectacle, the entire world,
Referring to the beautiful spectacle, as for this the road to freedom,
As for growth rate, as for growth rate, it is to know the freedom of the entire world very well.
As for the children of the black, looking at that spectacle, as for the children,
The white beautiful spectacle is indicated in the whole world.

Because in the world, the stone of black and white in the world,
All night to all N, n turn,
As for the black sun where as for power source of the respective stone and all-night,
It is not the world, it is not to take your own role,
But until the sun is produced, in the world, doing the white stone,
All night it is power source of Stones and all-night.


06 Mar 08 - 09:05 AM (#2281128)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

PLEASURE Of LOVE.

The joys of the love are but one long moment.
The pain of the love supports all the life a long time.
Your embraced eyes extract, I saw the love in them glare.
You brought the line of sky to me there when your eyes embraced mine.

My love likes me, and all the wonders which I see.
A rainbow shines by my window; my love likes me.
And now it went like a dream which fans with the paddle.
But the stay of words closed to key in my major feelings;
my love likes me.

Moment of that hard one of love Pleasure.
Have very hard one of love of contrariety fight.
The free one of very of I has pour the ungrateful Sylvie.
She I other of free and of takes a lover.

Gently of this EUA squirts off So much will couture?
Meadow of borders of which of brook of the EC of Worms.
Or I will amberoid you, I repeat Sylvie.
She of (a) has runs and waters a bearing change.


06 Mar 08 - 10:07 AM (#2281182)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

HORSES WERE LIT.

When I was not in circuit of the horses, was I nicely?
When I was not in circuit of the horses, was I homosexual?
Wasn't I pretty, when I penetrated the cork?
And met fourteenths, I want to say I fell over in May?

Six merry soldiers to carry my Sergeants.
Six merry soldiers aiming to go my inside.
It is to take with one six merry soldiers the package red pinks.
It to smell well how we go.

Strike the drums slowly and play you to them weak drains.
Play died March, as we go.
Take me in Tipperary and put into the bottom you me simple.
I am never made false young person this one.

When I was not in circuit of the horses, was I nicely?
When I was not in circuit of the horses, was I homosexual?
Wasn't I pretty, when I penetrated the cork?
And met fourteenths, I want to say I fell over in May?


06 Mar 08 - 11:03 AM (#2281212)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Anguished.

What is to wears the parenthesis the use?
Hat either argument or starting and shoelace.
You buy in the place coat and the vest.
Gets down in the Brampton road?

What is to the cotton shirt use?
Must arrive the stud which forgot?
These affairs are simply rotten.
Their improvement is wood.

The wood material demonstrates your person.
The wood person frightens your enemy.
Boils it to the brilliant blue colour.
And rubs it in your behind and your abdomen.

The ancient British people never hit.
Any equally fine elephant wood suits.
The neck either the knee or your sit place.
The tailor, you will bow!

Romans crossed the English Channel.
All has dressed in the tin and the flannel.
A half pint of wood each mangles.
Compares these to put on the clothes to us.

Saxons, you can retain your needle.
In order to make the bed for the stinking insect in britches.
Which do we have the wood to put on clothes to us are.
Is not the nest is the flea.

Romans preserve your armours.
Saxons, your nightclothes.
Grows hair the coat has been made is a goat.
Gorilla, yaks, hunting dog and llama.

In March in Snowdon and your wood.
Relations if you obtain rain or snow.
Never needs the button to suture.
The glory is to the wood!


18 Mar 08 - 07:49 AM (#2291463)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

OLD THINLY COW. Harry Wainscot in 1893.

Of the friends and I in a hotel.
Dominoes have played a night.
Like in the sector a man of firemen has come.
Maidens face very Ikea dear tiger the blank.
"What in top?" said Bruin has you "a spirit?"
Given. You have "your aunt Mariah?" given.
"OH - my aunt of Marriage bums melt," called him.
"The bleeding publications on fires".

"OH -," said, brunette, which a little chance.
Each I follow.
He is not down to the cellar such as fire there.
Then we have large old Spree.
Thus we have down gone with order old Bruin everyone.
And Schnapps which we could not missing.
And we had not been there 10 minutes or.
Until we are completely thus.

OH -, was there brown, the maggots square.
The lower part issue of the whiskies on the floor.
The men of firemen "drink Schnapps," have cried.
As its knock in to the door to come.
Do not leave you probably within.
` To MEMBER STATES, until he issue completely.
The someone has cried, of "MacIntyre".
And we everything the Paralytic drinkable
receives blue blind person.
Such as old thinly the cow fire verging.

Then Smith ran more rubber to Port whine spanner.
And correctly some have given meeting him rapidly.
He is start its trousers eliminate.
Shoes also its and socks.
"OH - No," so-called, brown, that granted your ain t.
They cannot do that there.
Your Hoof in Port wine one does not wash themselves.
Such as we beer of Guinness have received.

Then come powerful demolition.
Half of the bloody sectors within have undermined.
And we were drownded by the tube of people of firemen.
But we were still all homosexuals.
Thus we encase even objectives.
Have received book and some old wet pockets.
And we have packed our to the interior.
And we bleary were examined there, of drunken maintaining put.
The cow fire such as old thin verging.


18 Mar 08 - 08:54 AM (#2291504)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Bad Container Of Dog.
Thomas Campbell.

On the banks greens of the Shannon, like Shelagh,
No young Irish man blithe was closely, was therefore happy only I:
Not a Sharpe as mine same himself it could play
Therefore engagement and where they have gone, my bad container of dog was.

When I was finally, you say of my Shelagh of constriction to distribute it,
While that one guarantees to its heart was large,
'OH - your Shelagh is remembered, if a lot, far away
And gusseted pleasantly, expensive mine impasse, to your bad container of dog.'

Poor dog, was reliable and is exited of sure being,
Appreciate constantly and I, although,
When the people saucer-transcendence have mended it far away Thermoses,
It has it a friend in my bad container of dog is always poor.

And the night was if dark since the road were therefore cold
And Slaps and its dog has slept comfortable inert and old
They have been raises to you, than we in my old layer of the Grass
And that it has polecat for company, my bad container of dog.

Although my carry-documents are catty to you, I remembered over its case
Neither my last crust has rejected to its ace resplendence;
But the day of a cold winter is died to my feet,
And has played jackhammers for my bad container of dog.

Where I must - me go? Arms that are left and, I can blind,
To find, for conduct therefore reliable and pleasantly?
Beyond to my aboriginal, soft village until today wide way,
I cannot never return with my bad container of dog.


18 Mar 08 - 09:53 AM (#2291548)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Leadfingers

100 !


18 Mar 08 - 12:04 PM (#2291652)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

I left it open for you Terry!


27 Mar 08 - 08:25 AM (#2298639)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST

The Punch the Pitcher.
Traditional it is caused by.

Evening one month June, with me it is sitting,
It confronts to the child rain bundle in the inside room
And the toe of the dickeybird and the song
At that song "punch the pitcher rightly."

So it waits too much and it waits, it waits and so too much sorely,
So it waits too much and it waits, it waits
It confronts the toe of the dickeybird and the song
At that song "punch the pitcher rightly."

The desire which is the possibility the man compared to pulling what Oh!?
It will be wrong it hands down and in fire and the knee the possibility alehouse of sitting doing
Compared to it follows pretty the country virgin
And pitcher punch above the table.

So it waits too much and it waits, it waits and so too much sorely,
So it waits too much and it waits, it waits
And the pretty country virgin and the pitcher sorely,
It follows table with the fist.

With the doctor flaw all art them do not increase
A secret intention mind together, -
On top of that he where the lame person outside case of the meal pitcher
Is comfortable in his immediate perception punch.

So it waits too much and it waits, it waits and so too much sorely,
So it waits too much and it waits, it waits
On top of that he where the lame person outside case of the meal pitcher
Is comfortable in his immediate perception punch.

And if I will take in the alcoholic beverage, well, or the money of oneself
I will be born and them will carry and they will not be to be good
And them will raise the chunk which I which am day throwing away possibility will carry at all
And I the inside foreign material resin and will be changed difficulty where and and the fact that it welcomes.

So it waits too much and it waits, it waits and so too much sorely,
So it waits too much and it waits, it waits sorely,
The chunk which I will carry it will raise at all
And I the inside foreign material resin and will be changed difficulty where and and the fact that it welcomes.

When and I die in the inside grave,
There is not a gravestone which the expense holds plentifully and it is wanted -
From inside basic turf lower part that way to lie down,
The day fist inside leg from the pitcher and head!

So it waits too much and it waits, it waits and so too much sorely,
So it waits too much and it waits, it waits
Too much that way from inside basic turf lower part and sorely,
It lies down the day fist inside leg and head from the pitcher.


01 Apr 08 - 07:14 AM (#2303065)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

Jumps the waltz to miss homeland for the dream.

Rich hardly hits hard the son.

Oh plays my blue colour song, fades under the light.
I am an equally sad elephant arrogant person can the tonight sad.
Please let me vainly hope for that, please let me swing.
When sweet violin and saxophone performance.
Your young lady does not know me, but cannot we disguise.
We look after each other.
Until belt at arm's length distance terminal.

Chorale Society.

Step for aches, two-step for breaks.
Jumps the waltz to miss homeland for the dream.
With the loser in the love.
A step is sighing, two steps are the sobs.
Jumps the waltz to miss homeland for the dream.
With the loser in the love.

They said to the gambler the love, bob swing.
I difficultly made a bet have been liking and me losing all.
So now do not have to send sends my family,
The investment fire in mine arm.
And we will drink in the old memory and we drink in the daybreak.
And Mr. Band leads, cannot your play one multiple.
Has for me may fold the money in mine this pocket.

Chorale Society.

Step for aches, two-step for breaks.
Jumps the waltz to miss homeland for the dream.
With the loser in the love.
A step is sighing, two steps are the sobs.
Jumps the waltz to miss homeland for the dream.
With the loser in the love.


02 Apr 08 - 11:51 AM (#2304529)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

DOWNWARD WHERE BANK DRUNKARDS.

Thumps chard of rapid current it is further.


See boys from to go for a walk, boys.
They are which they look by such precise.
4 don¡Çt go upward in the green velvet.
Their buckle of silver shine.
Soon they will be wobbly eyed under the firkin of lavender.
Downward where drunkards roll up.
Downward where drunkards roll up.

See the position of lover, his up to eyes to the earth.
It looks for the real thing.
Beds it was by all, it was which it found.
But you can obtain real thing, him you will only cost pound.
Downward where drunkards roll up.
Downward where drunkards roll up.

The troubled woman goes, she dream the troubled dream.
She lives outside on the highway.
Where she keeps her dung very clean.
Soon she will return to the place where he will be queen.
Downward where drunkards roll up.
Downward where drunkards roll up.

You can be the gambler, who never sketched hand.
You can be the sailor.
Whom the absence of leftist the region of nonirrigable agriculture.
You can be lord Jesus, peace you will completely understand.
Downward where drunkards roll up.
Downward where drunkards roll up.

See boys from to go for a walk, boys.
They are which they look by such precise.
4 don¡Çt go upward in the green velvet.
Their buckle of silver shine.
Soon they will be wobbly eyed under the firkin of lavender.
Downward where drunkards roll up.
Downward where drunkards roll up.


07 Apr 08 - 08:10 AM (#2308955)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

TO CUT FOR IT.

Cutting for it, mine rap Riga the o bonnie.
Not to cut for it, mine rap Riga the o bonnie.
Not to cut for it, your coasts it wouldna ' elbows.'
E papers of your womb fully mine rap Riga bonnie.

It was in the month of May, mine rap Riga bonnie.
It was in the month of May, mine rap Riga bonnie.
It was in the month of May, when the flowers were homosexuals it.
E the lambs and played a sport mine.
Rap Riga the voices Mummers bonnie.

Hills to yonder, my youngster the Mummers bonnie.
Voices it hills to yonder, my youngster bonnie.
Of you the agreement hills to yonder.
In which juries that he was I beat to the death.
If it has did ' in the your will?
My youngster the Mummers bonnie it.

It of banks of the Ayre, my youngster the Mummers bonnie it.
It of banks of the Ayre, my youngster the Mummers bonnie it.
It of banks of the Ayre, in which drew me in your closed circuit.
Left and I in the desperation, my youngster bonnie?

The o this is it voices, to kill not me can deceased.
My youngster the o bonnie.
It can you me kill deaths is, my youngster the o bonnie.
Me deaths still kills you your body to be purged can.
Rap Riga still marries you with the speed mine bonnie.

For voices they play to devour the canalisations.
Mine rap Riga bonnie.
For voices they play to devour the canalisations.
Mine rap Riga the o bonnie.
That the canalisations play to devour and the bandies walk distant.
E is not me remains here; mine rap Riga the o bonnie.

To cut does not stop; mine rap Riga the o bonnie.
To cut them does not stop; mine rap Riga the o bonnie.
To cut them does not stop voices.
For your coasts it wouldna ' elbows.'
E papers of your womb fully mine rap Riga bonnie.


10 Apr 08 - 09:38 AM (#2312009)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

WINE ONE HUNDRED. McLean bear.

Notch of the hole of noses and "hole of noses, e '.
It is cooled the 4 the cinereous colour.
Wag blazed your plates of drawer.
To seem on it are of below of the summer.
With the eyes, they know Obscurity to my soul.
Shade to that hillocks.
Vacant and narcissus immediate.
Heat and winter in addition to the colours.
Accepted to Honk on the floor from the hemp.

I understand order now to say-visors to kiss?
As for gloom shops the "Brassware" is there to support them.
While it tried to place these to it, it as not to understand.
Perhaps they understand now.

Notch of the hole of noses and "hole of noses, e '.
Phlegm our brilliant fire of flowerings.
Takes to the one Jeer way the "our fog clouds of the light it day it Infers '.
Its blue China represents Wine in compliance with of the one hundred.
It colours the finished colour.
Sections of the morning of the Bern-rock of the wheat.
The extreme people are adapted pain.
One meets narrowly by hand that she inclines of the artist.

Because it is not to be in the measure of the possible one to the content not.
But your inclination was still there ' n real.
And as completes each possible hope, was not left.
Exaggerated this hole of night noses and "hole of noses, e '.
They its, are, which life are it convincement that varmints frequent.
But I, is voices, which will the morning of the one hundred Wines.
Said it in the measure of the possible one.
Peace that never faced for as prettier as.

Notch of the hole of noses and "hole of noses, e '.
Pictures remain to the admitted sectors empty.
Frameless calculation to the unknown walls forgotten.
Voices attention expatriated I that that had found the eyes.
Been able to form to the peace.
They are the people packaging that they are sacking to clothes.
They by no means accept - the spines bloody that increased.
Tower and the cut of syndromes, to empty the snow.

I now believe I to the small asked for piece to say them it kiss?
As voices for logic lamented "the o your Tits ' it supported.
Data that tried to place these so far to it, not to set, to understand.
Perhaps never.


16 Apr 08 - 09:17 AM (#2317205)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

ALL, COME HOMOSEXUAL TO ACCUMULATE YOU. William battles.


All come that you accumulate homosexual.
It is precisely now in your higher perfection.
I wish that I would be in the arms this one bonny girl.
Where I was much a time.
Where I was much a time.
Where I was much a time.
I wish that I would be in the arms this one bonny girl.
Where I was much a time.

The well is him a very pleasant Ale drinking.
But it drinks wine much better.
And it is very better to sleep in the arms of this one bonny girl.
These Stomach far the heart my.

Green pastures which twist him.
Green pastures, him twines.
I wish that I would be in the arms this one bonny girl.
Where I was much a time.

At once that I had enough time.
The night and the dayflower.
With this girl of this one bonny.
Bonny girls come far and Stomach my whole time.
My time so now gone.

And I cannot about it establish any new.
For the place very even, in which the Tahitian old man rose.
It is completely of Umber Bettie.
Rue currents.


OH- the Street, these Street currents and currents.
That is not the flower for me.
I draw all it that operation and make run of the Street.
And company to the bottom the oak strong tree.

If you are quickly you, you are quickly you.
Strong oak are you die quickly, not indeed you.
I examine, like precisely with my own love right.
Like stars right with the sky to examine.


16 Apr 08 - 10:05 AM (#2317249)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB

Jack Duck
(Body)
(Example characteristic Martin depending earthy)

The Jack Duck all it is a good blood dropping in at broad way
And the fiddled which will increase string,
And him, the young woman anger the water service
Drive his wife regulates a song.

But him the fish leads the salt which it raises at all
At the outside the water and bare feet representation three,
The water all though from the breast of the virgin of the rock
Or the milk baby her nil.

And from that place him performance
And from that place he them performance slept quickly
From the characteristic hall and he excepted
And it confronted to the young count and she continuously hazard the love which is awake.

And from the first condition him slowly air
And him the performance and the crab which are this liveliness,
And the case five love that female her of love talk her hand
Which it does with after at quite slow speed.

The penis it goes but the cotton and the crowed it is born
And it is wide there is until the room inside the lid
It does their wing too much and to lie down afterwords
And the inside side the like that must come.

It will be like that and he will raise him at all
With to be position and with green thousand
And he his foot Coffee Room will hit with Rag
And he will return and his boy Thom he limits and he runs.

The penis it goes but the cotton and the crowed it is born
And before lid bidding where their wing is wide
Too much the door of the woman it goes back
And route and her side it is private.

Lying down, it is lying down, mastering which me,
Is good, and this place, blanket by the hand,
And at the hour when I am good you the waken
With all roosters of the ground.

That raises at all in his hand too much Thom
And him his song Coffee Pack one hour fiddled he
Him is quick and when falling sleep until, performance
And he cancels the spermatozoon of the woman.

And he comes and count vice- humanity
And justice ' door he in the twirled to be
Soft truth one rise and admits the pin
And her promise too much in that woman,

The woman eastern characteristic child it slept
Aand it did not receive and also reinforcement
But knock-down and the bedroom bottom hard it was rolled
The right her it got formed at once and in the bed.

Sameness when coming, him in her height sum
Also from her time still he month should have gone,
It radiates but from the bedroom window
Of the woman like the coal.

Five strong Korean Bank you stockings, love
And the stubbly your cheek and the chin,
Yellow the head and riot saw
An oestrogen postscript.

In the inside son the stockings affiliation Thom
But them by the hand inside first all,
Inside yellow the head and wind the riot bicycle lead
In other ancient times, the former land.

Thom After that, it raises at all in his hand
And he performance is like that and the fiddled and him the saucily,
And he goes back with house cancellation of his master
And mobile possibility Ass Cuss whom it limits he peels.

If it is like that, if is like that, mastering which me, is good -
The nose temper from that place why sound too much cursor,
The rooster against that place this ground
All but still his wing and applause crowed

Jack Duck all it raises at all in his hand to have
And him his performance to be joyful the fiddled
And he leaves with the house cancellation of that woman too much
And the coal grudge game quickly with water service.

And the door of that woman Iris
He talks the ring too much softly from the twirled,
"Fve love true love of this place which he does happen
And to enter, do as a favour"

She will hold and "truth again in mind above that twang
Gold broach or the bell which it leaves
Preys the gloves, when is not,
Returning with inside love she holds? "

Jack Duck all he the blood mutt promised a pledge,
Oak it does to do, volcano re-, the thorn which is sore:
"Secondary cause, me that to inside this room
It is born assuredly in 1st after,! "

If "Oh it is like that and the boy of oneself gives
Thom the beguiled which is the cruelty!
And the blood of that cruel boy does the ginger spring
Which will be anger, the inside body! "

It gets accompanied by in the house of Jack Duck all oneself
And it talks and "Thom the inside friend, until here to come day"
And him the gate of oneself - that boy the death of hanging willow tree
The mountain district confronts from the notice water.


17 Apr 08 - 09:48 AM (#2318221)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

CLEMENTINA.

In a spelunker, messing with Edna¡Çs gorge.
Savant¡Çs for a mine.
It has lived a coal-miner, forty-niner.
And cementing Della his girl.

CHORUS.

OH my treasure, OH my treasure.
OH my treasure, cementing.
Art that is always also lost his that goes thou.
Placentas terrible, cementing.

The lighting was also as fairy.
And antitank patinas it was new number.
Containers of herrings without topes.
Sandals was for cementing.

CHORUS.

This has guided the nestlings in water.
Quacks one morning afterwards violence in news.
That it strikes the leg adversely it axes.
It has fallen in the brine spume are.

CHORUS.

Labia vermeils in water.
Soft and thin bubles of jump.
But salt, I was swimmer.
Thus I have lost my cementing.

CHORUS.

Then the coal-miner, forty-niner.
Fast it has begun in order to it raises also pine.
Stem men¡Çs should connect inside his girl.
Now it is with cementing.

CHORUS.

In my dreams doth still in it assists.
Robed in the indumenta of gnomes on oilmen¡Çs in brine.
Endives, peas, perhaps wise in the life have adopted.
This you embrace.
Now it is gap, I draw the line.

CHORUS.

In churchyard, "neat gravestone.
Where doth matrons entwine.
This there in posies and certain roses.
Gangs mop oilmen¡Çs Clementine.

CHORUS.

As ell' I have lost, as ell' has lost.
As I have lost my cementing.
Flinched and I have kissed his small brother.
And it has forgotten my cementing.

CHORUS.

All explorers ragas, you take the warning precisely.
This horrible narration of mines.
Artificial breathing.
It maintained my cementing.

CHORUS.


24 Apr 08 - 05:53 AM (#2324040)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

TIME TO COME HARD EVEN MORE. Stephen care.

Let count us in the pleasures of the life pastern.
And it¡Çs much of tears.
While we ensure all sup with the arms.
There is a song, which is delayed for always in our ears.
OH- hard times do not come yet any more.

Choral society.

Tis the song, the sigh of the inert one.
Hard times, hard times, do not come yet any more.
Many days was delayed you around my door cabin.
OH- hard times do not come yet any more.

While we seek our Frolics kit and a beauty.
And one homosexual and light of music.
There are the weak forms, which fall in impotence by the door.
Although their voices are calm, pleading statement their at sight.
OH- hard times do not come yet any more.

There is fair Latino maid going down on him as lives abroad.
With a worn heart to which better days are more o' er.
Although its voice, ' which tis.
Which it whole day sighing to be would be merry.
OH- hard times do not come yet any more.

Tis which a sigh which is, on the worrying wave becomes wafted,
Tis, Jamming which is heard after the Tis bank a dirge.
Around those weak tomb.
OH- of hard times rats retch, does not come yet more.


18 Jun 09 - 10:44 AM (#2659392)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

PARTING OF THE BACKSIDE ACHE. ( Burgess weeks)

Down the way, in which the nights are homosexual.
And the sun shines merrily on the mountain topside.
I took a journey on a sail ship.
And as I backside ache reached, formed I an attack.

But I' to say m sadly, I' m on my way.
Won' t is back for many one day.
My heart is down, my head turns around Kingston city
The small young girl to put in my lower part I had to leave

Down at the market you can hear.
Ladies cry out, while on their heads they carry.
Akee, rice, salt fish are nice.
And the rum is finely at any time from the year.

Tones of the laughter everywhere.
And the dancing girls affect back and front.
I must explain that my heart is there.
I' VE one, which from Maine to Mexico comes.


22 Jun 09 - 10:08 AM (#2662079)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

IF I WAS CUCKOO.

I young girl my story am sad.
For as soon as I was [ukhazhivan] the boldest lad of sailor.
He cared me to [lyubyashche] to [nocha] and to day.
And now my poor sailor swam faraway.

If I was the cuckoo Of I' whistle d [peet].
I' d follows the inside passage of my true sails love.
And in the upper rigging Of I' d there builds my [gnezdy].
And there beat my of the wing of o' er its beautiful white breast.

My love it is beautiful in each of degree.
My parents hate it because it loves me.
But prevent to them despise it and say that they will be.
Thus far there's respirations in my telly- I' love ll that lad still.

And if I was the scholar, then who could adjust my knob?
I' d writes longer letter, to my of truelove Of I' d sends.
' d tells my sorrows, my sad grief and mountain.
If I could only find it, then to my of truelove Of I¡Çd goes.


23 Jun 09 - 12:41 PM (#2662771)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spellchecked!
From: GUEST,Philippa

funny coincidence about the word "mangled"
I mentioned to a friend that a computer spellcheck rather than a human proofreader must have been responsible for the spelling "put through the ringer" in a recent NYTimes interview with writer Jodi Picoult. My friend said maybe a young proofreader would have no knowledge of wringers for drying clothes. I said I had one of those gadgets in the 1970s and it was called a "mangle"


23 Jun 09 - 09:22 PM (#2663213)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: maple_leaf_boy

English to German, German to French, French to English. Google
translator.

Chug a lug, chug a lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don't you know
Chug-A-lug, chug-A- lug.

Grape wine in a mason jar
Homemade and brought to school
By a friend of mine after class
Me and him and this other fool decide that
We'll drink up what's left
Chug-A-Lug, so we helped ourselves
First time for everything
Ummmm, my ears still ring

4H and FFA, on a field trip to the farm
Me and a friend sneak off behind
This big ole' barn where we uncovered
A covered up moonshine still
And we thought we'd drink our fill
I swallered it with a smile
BRRRRWWW, I run ten miles

Jukebox and a sawdust floor
Somethin' like I ain't never seen
Hey I'm just goin' on fifteen
But with the help of my finaglin' uncle
I get snuck in
For my first taste of sin
I said Let me have a big old sip
BBBRRRWWW, I done a double back flip


RESULT:
Refrain:
Lug Chug to blow a LUG
You want to Holler Hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, you do not know
Chug-A-Lug, blow-A-Lug.

Wine in a Mason jar
Home and school
A friend to me after class
Me and him and others to decide to cheat, that
We drink, what the left
Chug-A-Lug, we
For the first time for everything
Ummmm, not my ears ring

4H and FFA, with a trip to the farm
Me and a friend from behind secrecy
This big ole 'barn, where we discovered
One, still in the moonlight
And we thought, we drink our fill
I swallered it with a smile
BRRRRWWW, I have ten miles

Jukebox and sawdust Bank
Somethin ', as I've never seen
Hey, I'm just goin 'to fifteen
But with the help of my finaglin "uncle
I snuck in
For my first impression of sin
I said? Allow me a big old sip?
BBBRRRWWW, I made two back-flip


24 Jun 09 - 10:33 AM (#2663472)
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy

A piece of even more white's tree shade pale
[The Ogawa obtaining the fish eyed mistakes in 1967]

We jumped the light lively dance music,
wheel ' which rotates; Crosses the floor.
I feel a little seasickness, but to convene crowd.
Because of the ceiling flight, the room is humming difficultly.
When we convened for another drink, the waiter has brought the tray.

Because the grinding work speaks his fable,
and so it later will be that.
Her face, in the first ghost,
rotated a piece of white tree shade to be paler.

She said that
' Does not have the reason and the truth is simple looking.
But I will stroll through mine playing card
with not to let her will be.
One of 16 nuns leaves the seacoast.
And, although my eye is open, perhaps they have ' ve is closed.

She said that ' I' Comes ashore permission m,
though `in fact we in sea.
Therefore I adopt her by the looking glass and force her to agree.
View, ' You must be the mermaid, adopts ride.' Neptune;
But she smiles that sadly to me, then my anger dies immediately.

If music loves food, then the laughter is its queen/queen.
And same, if behind in front,
however the Mother Earth in fact is clean.
My mouth liked the cardboard at that time,
as if slips through mine head directly.
Therefore we collide rapidly immediately the diving,
and has attacked the sea bed.

Because the grinding work speaks his fable,
and so it later will be that.
Her face, in the first ghost,
rotated a piece of white tree shade to be paler.