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BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!

11 Dec 07 - 08:01 PM (#2213488)
Subject: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Merry Chrifsmas and Happy Noodle Year!


11 Dec 07 - 08:07 PM (#2213492)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Charley Noble

AWESOME...totally...

Charley Noble, who is easily impressed when it comes to pasta


11 Dec 07 - 08:39 PM (#2213508)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Micca

so its on to fresh foods and pastas new!!!


11 Dec 07 - 09:34 PM (#2213534)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Amos

It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FDM), Micca. The founding entity of a Major New Religion that is sweeping the world. Well, part of America. Well...a few guys, anyway....



A


11 Dec 07 - 10:22 PM (#2213568)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Rapparee

All Hail The FSM And His, Her, Or Its Ilk!


11 Dec 07 - 10:30 PM (#2213575)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

The FSM has no Ilk!

May you be touched by his noodly appendage....


11 Dec 07 - 10:53 PM (#2213578)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Rapparee

Waddaya think pulls the sleigh, huh? Reindeer?


12 Dec 07 - 05:07 AM (#2213659)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Mo the caller

It all makes sense now.
Well, as much sense as anything else.


12 Dec 07 - 05:17 AM (#2213664)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Emma B

and for your tree.......


12 Dec 07 - 06:03 AM (#2213687)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Leadfingers

Is it true that in Italy you can only get Pasta eurised milk ?


12 Dec 07 - 07:52 AM (#2213736)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Micca

But what happens when the Pasta and the Antipasta collides?


12 Dec 07 - 09:21 AM (#2213778)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Rapparee

Antipasto is a myth created by Unbelievers to undermine belief in the FSM and to spread heresy and dissension.


12 Dec 07 - 09:58 AM (#2213801)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: GUEST,Janie

And I thought orzo is what happened when pasta and antipasto collided!


12 Dec 07 - 10:06 AM (#2213809)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Christmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Rapparee

No, orzo is a anise-flavored drink from Greece.


12 Dec 07 - 10:09 AM (#2213816)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Christmas to All Pastafarians!
From: MMario

isn't that ouzo?


12 Dec 07 - 12:05 PM (#2213887)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Christmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Rapparee

No, it's yourzo.


12 Dec 07 - 01:16 PM (#2213925)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Christmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Hmmm??? I notice someone has "corrected" the spelling of "Chrifsmas" in this thread's title to "Christmas".

Looks like there's an epidemic of failure to get the joke going on around here.


12 Dec 07 - 01:47 PM (#2213947)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Donuel

The FSM avoids our area entirely due to chemtrails in the sky.

maybe thats what the chemtrails are for?!


12 Dec 07 - 02:40 PM (#2213990)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Thanks to Joe for uncorrecting my spelling non-error.


12 Dec 07 - 03:35 PM (#2214013)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Rapparee

Grandma got run over by a pirate,
Walkin' home from our house Chriftmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as FSM,
But as for me 'n Grandpa, we believe.

She was drinking too much egg-nog,
and we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication
so she staggered out the door and through the snow.

When we found her Chriftmas morning
at the scene ot the attack,
She had noodles on her forehead
and marinara sauce marks on her back.


12 Dec 07 - 04:51 PM (#2214075)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Dear Rapaire,

I couldn't help but notice that your song refers to "Chriftmas", not "Chrifsmas". "Chriftmas" is the holiday celebrated by followers of the FTM, the Floating Tortellini Monster, not the Flying Spaghetti Monster. FTM is generally considered an offshoot of FSM, though many of the FTM's followers bristle at the idea. If you thing the Shiites and Sunis don't get along, don't even think about putting an Orthodox Pastafarian and an Tortellinian in the same room without a referee.


12 Dec 07 - 05:21 PM (#2214095)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Rapparee

Simply a misspelling, Bee-Dubya. Nothing else. Please don't make this into a Mitt Romney/Mike Huckabee sort of thing -- the FSM wouldn't like it.


12 Dec 07 - 10:50 PM (#2214229)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: wysiwyg

For those who need to do their FSM HOMEWORK.

I wonder if there are fundie-FSManiacs.

~Susan


13 Dec 07 - 12:13 AM (#2214256)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Jim Krause

Ummmm, in the olden days, the Flat Bread Society had as their mascot group The Flying Burrito Brothers. This group was in reality a monastic religious order which brought country music to a whole new, and younger audience. The most legendary musician and songwriter of the order was Gram "Cracker" Parsons.

But time has passed, and ...well...I confess that I've lost faith in the Flat Bread Society. Do Pastafarians have a sacred music? Is Chrifs Hillman a Pastafarian?

Inquiring minds....

Jim Krause


13 Dec 07 - 08:44 AM (#2214426)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Jim, the most sacred song to Pastafarians is "On Top of Spaghetti".


13 Dec 07 - 09:22 AM (#2214466)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: TheSnail

REPENT YE SINNERS.

The only true Goddess is the Invisible Pink Unicorn.


13 Dec 07 - 11:15 AM (#2214554)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Dave'sWife

ANother "Touched by his noodly appendage" image for holiday card use


13 Dec 07 - 11:21 AM (#2214561)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: TheSnail

Alternative caption -

"The Flying Spaghetti Monster shows Adam what he'll have to use until Eve turns up"


13 Dec 07 - 11:27 AM (#2214565)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Chrifsmas to All Pastafarians!
From: Charley Noble

Awesome image!

One wonders if we Pastafarians will soon be regaled with a rendition of the Chrifsmas Carol, after suitable libations.

This is Heaven on Earth!

Maybe I'll set up a display on my front lawn this holiday season.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble