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Funny Bumper Stickers!

05 May 99 - 05:42 AM (#75740)
Subject: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Ian Stephenson

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Me and a few mates were at moor & coast festival the other day, and we passed a van with a big sticker in the window. It had a picture of a cockerel, and -you guessed it- it said: "My cocks a winner!!" Also, we were walking down a street past a pub, and saw a great big sign saying: "Beaver fun party 12 o'clock"!! It was of course the young boy scouts division having a little party in the pub! Any other amusing stickers/posters? Cheers, Ian


05 May 99 - 07:06 AM (#75745)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: KingBrilliant

Oxymoron innit?


05 May 99 - 07:13 AM (#75746)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: dwditty

Once saw a bumper sticker that said "Honk if I'm Polish" Of course it was on upsidedown.


05 May 99 - 07:30 AM (#75748)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: MudGuard

I once saw one saying (written upside down):
if you can read this,
please put my car back on its wheels

And another one, not upside down, but very small letters:
Sorry I drive so close before you


05 May 99 - 07:49 AM (#75749)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Steve Parkes

I presume we are not counting things like "Young farmers do it in wellies"?

My uncle claimed to have seen this on the wall of a public lavatory in the late fifties:

Ileap with glee, I jump for joy -
I was here before Kilroy!

and underneath, in a different hand:
Sorry to spoil your little joke,
I was here, but my pencil broke
Kilroy

and under that (different hand again): While you are reading this you are piddling on your shoes

Not actualy a bumper sticker, as such ...

Steve


05 May 99 - 07:52 AM (#75750)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From:

My fav..is "if all men are idiots..then I've married the King!"

Ritchie


05 May 99 - 08:43 AM (#75753)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Ian Stephenson

Oxymoron it is!

Cheers for the fun guys + dolls. Keep up the good work! Ian


05 May 99 - 08:50 AM (#75754)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: JOField

My Kharma Ran Over My Dogma

They Can Send Me to College, But They Can't Make Me Think


05 May 99 - 09:02 AM (#75760)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Ian Stephenson

Hello


05 May 99 - 09:03 AM (#75761)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Ian Stephenson

Hello Again


05 May 99 - 09:32 AM (#75769)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing

I speak fluent patriarchy, but it's not my mother tongue.

Eschew obfuscation!
Death to all fanatics.
The artless are in charge of funding the arts
I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.
This is from the early 70's: Fight Smog...Ride A Cowboy (somebody stole it off my car!)
Lord help me be the person my dog thinks I am.
Not all who wander are lost
Ginger Rogers sis everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards
God was my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
What a Tnagled WOrld Web We Weave
My goddess gave birth to your god
Isis, Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra!
For Big Mick: The Labour Movement...the folks who brought you the weekend
Visualize whirled peas
Only you cna prevent narcissism

How many do you want? I've the catlaogue in front of me. :-) If you'd like to see more click here


05 May 99 - 09:57 AM (#75773)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: folk1234

Two of my favorites from the early '80s are: "Nuke the whales and save the sand fleas", and "Women who seek equality are underachievers"


05 May 99 - 11:40 AM (#75785)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Steve Latimer

Not exactly a bumper sticker, but seen in a mens room stall years ago,

God is Love, Love is Blind, Ray Charles is blind, Ray Charles is God

I loved Visualize Whirled Peas and God was my co-pilot.


05 May 99 - 11:43 AM (#75786)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Peter Fisher

Seen on the back of a 1975 Buick driven by a little old man who resembled George Burns: "Don't tell me what kind of a day to have!"

Others I like:

"Doing my part to piss off the religious right."

"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot."


05 May 99 - 01:04 PM (#75803)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Tony Burns

Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.

Stolen from here.


05 May 99 - 01:17 PM (#75805)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert

Who said Goddesses have to be anorexic?
and... Born again Pagan


05 May 99 - 02:03 PM (#75816)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Allan C.

The best day I ever had was when she said, "I'm leaving!"
If you don't like the music, get outa the plucking way!
Adam was a rough draft
I practice safe sex...and practice, and practice
Some people pick their noses but I picked you
Last night I felt the spirit move me It was probably something I drank
And my favorite: It isn't a belly it's a resonator!


05 May 99 - 02:42 PM (#75830)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From:

"I WANT TO DIE PEACEFULLY IN MY SLEEP

not kicking and screaming like my passengers"


05 May 99 - 02:53 PM (#75833)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: JOField

If brains was shoes, you'd be barefoot up to your knees.

-- Pogo


05 May 99 - 06:22 PM (#75886)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Banjer

DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH - Wife and kids have it all!
The more I learn about wome, the more I like my truck
Don't tailgate or I'll flick a bugger on your windshield


05 May 99 - 07:28 PM (#75901)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Big Mick

I will date myself, but I laughed out loud when I read one that said, "Will Rogers never met Howard Cosell".

Mick


05 May 99 - 07:55 PM (#75906)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Robin McG

"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an asshole!" "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go."


05 May 99 - 09:17 PM (#75922)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: emily rain

i don't mind republicans, so long as they don't flaunt their lifestyle.

and i've always wanted to see one that says Dea Ex Machina, as in "goddess in the machine"


05 May 99 - 10:29 PM (#75946)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing

Good ones, emily. I forgot the one I have on my car:

Hate is never a fmaily value.

Also, at various other times: My other car is a broom. (So many people thought it meant I was a "domestic engineer"!)

Also, the religious right is neither

The last time we mixed religion and politics...people got burned at the stake

Sorry I missed church..I've been busy practising witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

I'm marching to a different accordion!

Visualize using your tunr signals!


05 May 99 - 10:49 PM (#75955)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: bseed(charleskratz)

Conserve energy: fart in a jar.

That one has gotta stand alone. --seed


05 May 99 - 10:50 PM (#75956)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: bseed(charleskratz)

Conserve energy: fart in a jar.

That one has gotta stand alone. --seed


05 May 99 - 10:59 PM (#75961)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Valentine (inactive)

Once I saw

"Beer -- it's not just for breakfast any more!"

Valentine


05 May 99 - 11:04 PM (#75963)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: John Hindsill

CLINTON/GORE it's so funny I could cry


05 May 99 - 11:05 PM (#75964)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: campfire

Of course there's

Bad Cop/No Donut

One of my favorites, although its not funny:

If you can't trust me with a CHOICE How can you trust me with a CHILD?

and

Keep Your Laws Off My Body!


05 May 99 - 11:14 PM (#75968)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bill L

On a pick-up truck in OK "For whom the bull toils"

Earth Love it or Leave it

Jesus Saves but Phil Espisito Knocks in the Rebound


05 May 99 - 11:47 PM (#75977)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: maw-in-law

Life is a Cabernet


05 May 99 - 11:48 PM (#75978)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: o'hanrahan

In the seventies i bought "Impeach the Cox Sacker" referring to Tricky Dicky's firing of special prosecuter Archibald Cox. Wish i still had it.


06 May 99 - 12:22 AM (#75988)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Sandy Paton

Someone in Hartford had a bumper sticker that read: "Sing a Traditional Song!" Pete Seeger observed that it ought to have read: "Sing a GOOD Song."

Sandy


06 May 99 - 01:16 AM (#76000)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: ddw in windsor

My kids gave me one that says "Born OK the first time."

There used to be an old beater running around town with a bumper sticker that said: I used to be disgusted; now I'm just amused.

And a car with a vanity plate that was BAD - PRN. My nurse wife finally explained it to me; PRN is medical jargon for "when necessary"

Kat... Loved your "God was my copilot. I'll have to see if I can find that one...

cheers all....

ddw


06 May 99 - 02:17 AM (#76008)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: McMusic

Speaking of Tricky Dick. I remember another bumper sticker: "BEHIND EVERY WATERGATE IS A MILHOUS". Loved it then, love it now.


06 May 99 - 03:27 AM (#76016)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Steve Parkes

Allan's post reminds me of a t-shirt slogan that's popular over here: "It's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a sex machine". Shame I don't have the build for it!

Steve


06 May 99 - 05:59 AM (#76027)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Alan of Australia

Epoxy can be cured.


06 May 99 - 06:30 AM (#76038)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Banjer

My kid beat up your honor student...

Here in the south there a whole slew of bumper stickers dealing with folks from other parts of the country, I will list some of them if ya'll promise NOT to take offense. I am not posting them to insult or demean any group of folks, simply to serve as an example.

Save the South, teach a Yankee to drive!

We don't care how you did it up north

When I retire, I'm gonna move to Ohio and drive slow in the fast lane

Welcome to Florida, now go home! (That one was popular during the time that the State of Oregon was encouraging folks to visit, but not to move there)

Keep Florida green, bring money!

I never hated my state enough to move away from it


06 May 99 - 08:23 AM (#76055)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing

dwditty: go to the link I put in and you can buy the god copilot one, as far as I know, at Northen Sun Merchandising.

They also have one that says:I dont't care if he's dead...I still want to impeach Nixon!

and: Subvert the dominant paradigm

Respect Life...Don't murder doctors

Mall*Wart...Your source for cheap plastic crap

Go is too big to fit in one religion

Get a pastlife, too

I'm so homophobic I can't even touch myself

There they go...I must hurry after them for I am their leader

For Sandy and 'Spaw: FIGHT PRIME TIME - READ A BOOK

It's time for another magical mystery tour

Condoms are easier to change than diapers

Politicians and diapers need to be changed....often for the same reason

Will be President for Sex

We're revolting!

Come the rapture...can I have your car?

This one you have to visualize with a picture fram around it: Eve was framed

Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you from your car (sorry if this is a repeat!)

HELL...it's not the heat...it's the humidity

Ageism will catch up to you

Treehugging Dirt Worshipper

Where are we going...and why am I in this handbasket?

ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN BUMPERSTICKERS!


06 May 99 - 08:32 AM (#76056)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Tony Burns

We don't inherit the Earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children.


06 May 99 - 08:44 AM (#76058)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Big Mick

Don't Californicate Oregon.

Mick


06 May 99 - 08:57 AM (#76064)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Alan of Australia

On the back of a panel van (or whatever you call them):

She offered her honour
He honoured her offer
And all the night long it was honour and offer


06 May 99 - 09:19 AM (#76072)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: MudGuard

Shouldn't the "offer" be written with a capital o, i.e. "Offer"? What do you think, Joe?
Andreas


06 May 99 - 12:56 PM (#76129)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: dick greenhaus

My current favorites:

REAL FOLKSINGERS HAVE DAY JOBS

DEFY AUTHORITY....whenever it's permitted


06 May 99 - 01:35 PM (#76139)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Steve Latimer

My buddy had this on the back of his Subaru Brat:

Warning, I speed up to run over animals.

Another fave

Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed off.


06 May 99 - 04:02 PM (#76163)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing

Or, God is coming and is She pissed!


06 May 99 - 04:56 PM (#76177)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: John OSh

My personal favorite is:

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies!

Osh


06 May 99 - 05:07 PM (#76181)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: annamill

Seen on the back of a big winnabago-

We are out spending our children's inheritance.


06 May 99 - 05:15 PM (#76187)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert

I love it Kat


06 May 99 - 05:53 PM (#76197)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Banjer

Avenge yourself, live long enough to be a problem for your kids


06 May 99 - 07:05 PM (#76207)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: bill\sables

While in PA last October I saw one that read ;;; Washigton could never tell a lie. Nixon could never tell the trurh. and Clinton could never tell the differance. Cheers Bill


06 May 99 - 07:09 PM (#76209)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

My dad had a sticker that read:
I break for tailgaters.

A Boston radio station used to make one that said"
E=MC2+or- 1dlb

I didn't get it but thought it was hysterical. They also had one that said:

Eschew obfuscation!

Allison


06 May 99 - 07:26 PM (#76215)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing

Allison: maybe it meant plus or minus one decibel?


06 May 99 - 08:02 PM (#76222)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: ddw in windsor

On the back of an 18-wheeler: My other car is Jimmy Hoffa


07 May 99 - 04:29 AM (#76329)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: leprechaun

Earth First! We'll log the rest of the planets later.


07 May 99 - 09:31 AM (#76372)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Alan of Australia

G'day,
My parents often use the acronym SKIN:

Spend the Kid's Inheritance Now.

Cheers,
Alan

P.S. No my post above is offer. I didn't want to drag Joe into it!


07 May 99 - 10:44 AM (#76386)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Margo

I like the one that says "Happiness is an inside job"


07 May 99 - 01:30 PM (#76417)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Tony Burns

If I'd known grandchildren were so much fun I would have had them first.


08 May 99 - 12:30 PM (#76724)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Dani

Oh, leprechaun, that's good.

It's a good day when people on opposite sides of the fence can laugh OVER it.

Two recent (albeit offensive) chuckles:

"I wonder if you'd drive better with that cellphone up your butt?"

and

"Keep honking...I'm reloading"

I'll admit that last one lost some appeal recently.


08 May 99 - 02:14 PM (#76737)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Greg Baker

My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student


08 May 99 - 04:22 PM (#76754)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Conrad Bladey sticker@toad.net

Wow! Some good stickers! You all should stop in and see my art car- Headhunter Heaven and stickercar too! http://www.toad.net/~sticker/sticker.html

And If you have any good stickers for the car I can always use them as they do wear out and parade and exhibit season is on its way again. send them to me at:

Conrad Bladey PO 268 Linthicum Md. 21090 U.s.A.

Thanks in advance and keep reading those stickers. I always let folks play on my cars during artscape in baltimore- stop in and see us!

Conrad


09 May 99 - 12:56 PM (#76973)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Reta

"God said it, I believe it, and that settles it!"

"Love is a four letter word"

Blessings


10 May 99 - 12:43 PM (#77218)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Penny S.

On a white van in London. (White vans are the bane of others, no eye contact, and the drivers barge through traffic in an inconsiderate way.) (And actually, it wasn't white, due to dirt. In which this was written, because it wasn't a bumper sticker.) "If driven well, please report as stolen."


10 May 99 - 12:59 PM (#77224)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: WyoWoman

* Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

* Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later

kc


10 May 99 - 01:13 PM (#77229)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing

Penny S., why white vans? A particular company? We've an old white van and suffer no ostracism here in the US that I know of, well, unless you count all those drivers who won't look at me, and....the ones who gesticulate and...Mmmmm, I'll get back to you!**Big Grin**

katlaughing


10 May 99 - 10:17 PM (#77372)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: manylodges

The other day I saw one on a Big Foot pick up truck. "If your missing your cat, look under my tires."

to Mc Music In 1972 I saw a sticker that read " why switch dicks in the middle of a screw, vote for tricky dicky in 72."

I do alot of Buckskining and a favorite is " no I'm not a hippy, I'm a well dressed mountain man."


11 May 99 - 12:45 AM (#77409)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Lonesome EJ

In the early eighties, a Chicano activist named Kiko Martinez was jailed in Denver for sending letter bombs to his political opponents. Getting Kiko out of jail became a popular cause, and it gave rise to my favorite graphitti of all time. On a brick wall by a busy street in the Hispanic part of town, some ardent supporter spray-painted in two foot high letters "FREE KIKO". This remained for several weeks until I became quite used to seeing it. Then one morning I passed by and was cracked up laughing- it had been changed by some jokester to read "FREE KIKO with purchase of one Kiko"

LEJ


11 May 99 - 12:55 AM (#77411)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: ddw in windsor

An old one I hadn't tho't of in a while: I have PMS and a gun.

And from years ago: Nuke a Whale for Jesus.

I saw one recently that said: I haven't had sex in so long I've forgotten who gets tied up.

And that was the mildest on a whole bumperful of some pretty kinky stuff.


11 May 99 - 04:36 AM (#77457)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Penny S.

White vans are generic, often with no company name, maybe hired. I was trying to think of a model that would give the picture, but have no idea what the American equivalent is. They have closed backs - not pick-up trucks. Many may be used by market traders. Someone in the London press gave them a bad press, and they became an object of scorn. They are driven by White Van Man, who has a particularly aggressive style of driving. I don't know how justified the reputation is, but it was necessary to understand the message.


11 May 99 - 10:35 AM (#77511)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: WyoWoman

Re. DDW in Windsor... here's another,

"It only seems kinky the first time..."


11 May 99 - 01:56 PM (#77552)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing

Oh, Penny S., I love it! Now, when Rog takes the white 1978 Chevy van for a spin, I shall call him the White Van Man! And, behind it he pulls the Pumpkin Shell (very small travel trailer/caravan)in which he joked about putting me, like Peter, the pumpkin eater, when I was complaining about losing weight and yummy pizzas. (The theory was me, my computer and phone line in the trailer, through whose windows, NO pizza could pass!) Thankfully I've solved the problem in less drastic ways!

White Van Man,
White Van Man,>br> Drives his van, whenever he can

White Van Man,
White Van Man,
Bring me a pizza, quick as you can!

Arrrggghhhh, okay I'll spare us anymore!

katlaughing


11 May 99 - 02:48 PM (#77576)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Tom May

I recently saw a quote which would make a good sticker if anyone can get them made: "Erotic uses a feather - Perverted uses the whole chicken" I couldn't see who they were quoting (I think it was Terry Pratchett).

Regards

Tom May


11 May 99 - 04:10 PM (#77597)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: JOField

The white van talk reminded me of a clever joke I saw here in Paris. Written in the dirt of a dirty white van:

"Existe aussi en blanc." (Also available in white.)

A little more sophisticated than "Wash Me", ne-c'est pas?

James.


11 May 99 - 09:41 PM (#77666)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Zorro

My all time favorite: "Honk if you are Jesus"

A priest from Belfast shared this bit of graffiti from a men's rest room in Belfast: "Be alert, Ulster needs more lerts." Beneath that was written: "No. Be aloof. We have enough bloody lerts."


11 May 99 - 10:19 PM (#77678)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: John Hindsill

People who start sentences with 'I don't think...' are right.


11 May 99 - 11:13 PM (#77690)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: McMusic

Manylodges, That's a great one! And judging fromthe election results, a huge portion of the American electorate was satisfied n' tickeled, too in '72. I thought I heard the lighting of many cigarettes the day after that election!


12 May 99 - 12:29 PM (#77857)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Penny S.

If we're going on to walls, there was some graffiti on the wall of a school in South London -"MANKIND SHALL BECOME EXCINST"


12 May 99 - 12:58 PM (#77864)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: annamill

Funny Bumper Sticker related, I think. ( Does "I think" at the end of a sentence mean I do)

Recently, in my area (NY,NJ)a rash of W.O.W. has been seen on all kinds of vehicles, mostly white vans ;-). Being the curiosity seeker that I am, I had to know what this meant.

After asking several people, I finally found the answer and it's kind of scarry. Evidently, a local radio station has declared Wednesday as "Whip 'em Out Wednesday". If a woman sees a truck with these initials on it, W.O.W., they are suppose to bare their breasts to the driver. Hense, "Whip'em Out Wednesday". Now, I don't know if we've finally become free thinkers who can except this type of silliness and shake our heads or ......

I vote for the silliness and hope.

Signed: NO W.O.W. for me. Too shy.


19 May 99 - 06:00 AM (#79764)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: MARION IN MANCHESTER


19 May 99 - 06:09 AM (#79767)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: MARION (MANCHESTER, ENGLAND)

HI CHAPS AND CHAPESSES A FEW THAT HAVE STOOD OUT IN MY MEMORY ROUND MANCHESTERS STREETS WERE. I THINK, THEREFORE I AM.....SINGLE!

TACT..THE ABILITY TO MAKE A POINT WITHOUT MAKING AN ENEMY

A WOMAN WOULD RATHER HAVE PART OF AN INTERESTING MAN THAN ALL OF A DULL ONE.


19 May 99 - 08:26 AM (#79773)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Neil Lowe

Here's a couple for the ladies: "Today was a total waste of makeup." "A woman's favorite position: CEO."


19 May 99 - 09:31 AM (#79790)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Roger the zimmer

"My other car is a white van"

...but rivalling White Van Man [aka White Panel Truck in the US?] for bad & dangerous driving is "baby on board" . They seem to be saying: " can cut you up & if we collide and kill my child it will be YOUR fault"!


19 May 99 - 11:43 AM (#79828)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing

My other car is a broom (and I don't mean as in domestic engineer!)

Broom parking only


19 May 99 - 01:41 PM (#79859)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Allan C.

I just saw one about an hour ago: Adamant Agnostic - I don't know the answer and neither do you!


19 May 99 - 01:45 PM (#79860)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Fadac

Seen in Ill. 'I eat road kill' On the back of an old (slow) truck that I once owned. 'I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.' Heh heh, got them every time. Seen in California 'My other car is a piece of shit too.'


19 May 99 - 02:19 PM (#79865)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From:

"God, Please save me from your followers"


19 May 99 - 02:49 PM (#79868)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Terry

Don't complain about farmers with your mouth full


19 May 99 - 02:58 PM (#79871)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Terry

annap: Thanks for the explanation of W.O.W. I commute 40 miles to work from Delaware to New Jersey along I-295 and recently began to notice the W.O.W. on trucks. Yesterday, a truck driver rode beside me for about 15 miles, repeatedly honking his horn and gesturing in a rather crude way. Could be he was waiting for me to W.O.W. If so, he was S.O.L.


19 May 99 - 11:36 PM (#79984)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: casey

If we're not supposed to eat animals--why are they made of meat?


20 May 99 - 01:13 AM (#80003)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing

Eeewwwww! So the same could be said for people, huh? I bet some bear in Yellowstone would love that, here they are running around the forest, with a bumper sticker on their rear that says, "If I'm not supposed to eat humans, why are they made of meat?"

"Plants and animals dissapper to make room for your fat ass"

Witches parking. All others will be toad.

They are NOT HOT FLASHES...They are

POWER SURGES!

Meat is DEAD.

Feminism is the radical notion that women are people

Better a bleeding heart than none at all

If guns are outlawed only outlaws will shoot their kids accidentally

And your littl dog, too!


20 May 99 - 01:22 AM (#80004)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: WyoWoman

Do we get a counter-movement to W.O.W.? Whip IT out Wednesday? What a bizarre custom. But if we're going to be flashing body parts, I think it's only fair for the men to have equal time ... kc


20 May 99 - 09:00 AM (#80076)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert

KC,

I DONT THINK SO. Well not me anyway.

Bert.


20 May 99 - 11:39 AM (#80124)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Cara

on a tshirt: 40 yrs, 1 owner. Need parts, make offer.


20 May 99 - 01:33 PM (#80152)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing

I LIKE IT, KC, EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL!


20 May 99 - 01:35 PM (#80154)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert

Et Tu Kat


20 May 99 - 01:52 PM (#80158)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: annamill

Kat, where can I get this bumper sticker. It's MINE!!

They are NOT HOT FLASHES...They are POWER SURGES! (am i showing my age?)

KC, Great idea! Why can't WOW stand for men as well!!

Annap


20 May 99 - 02:09 PM (#80163)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Den

My all time favourite, dyslexics of Ireland untie! and a fool and his money are soon partying.


20 May 99 - 02:32 PM (#80169)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing

Annap, somewhere I had put in a link to the catalogue company I get most of these from, but here it is, again. Glad you like it and ageism is a social disease. Don't worry about it!

Northern Sun

kat


20 May 99 - 04:07 PM (#80187)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert

I suppose you gals need one that says "WOW? - You first!"


20 May 99 - 04:10 PM (#80189)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Fadac

I did see a great one: "Save the Whales", on a Honda car. (BTW the Japaness are like the #1 nation for taking whales.)


20 May 99 - 05:15 PM (#80209)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: annamill

Great! Now I have a social disease. ;-) PS- Thanks for the link.

Bert, As for WOW? - You first! Too many men would. Then what??

Love, Anna


20 May 99 - 05:20 PM (#80210)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Penny S.

Not bumper stickers, but T-shirts. I had one labelled "Romney Marsh Mountain Rescue", and know of "Goodwin Sands Potholing Club" but haven't been able to get one. Nor "Gobi Desert Canoe Club"


20 May 99 - 06:14 PM (#80230)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing

Annap, not you, those who judge by age!:-)


05 Jun 99 - 07:12 PM (#84276)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing

Signal broken....watch for finger

I'm not bothered by INSANITY....I enjoy every minute of it!


05 Jun 99 - 08:57 PM (#84296)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Rose

Mick: Re:Californicating Oregon...it's too late!

My contribution: License plate on a Honda Civic, years ago in the Bay area: FENRY


05 Jun 99 - 09:02 PM (#84298)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Rose

oops, forgot one.

Hang Up and Drive!


05 Jun 99 - 11:06 PM (#84305)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bud

On the back up an aged pick-up truck in Florida:

0 TO 60 IN FIFTEEN minutes

On the back of a Lincoln near the Universstiy of Chicago:

Reunite Gondwanaland

(The last is for our friends in OZ)


06 Jun 99 - 10:37 PM (#84506)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: manylodges (inactive)

seen on campus at Illinois State U. ..Rugby players eat their dead.


06 Jun 99 - 10:47 PM (#84508)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: ddw in windsor

Just found another that tickled my fancy:

Reality is for the less fortunate.


01 Jul 99 - 11:22 PM (#91560)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bud

Seen recently.

PRO-CHOICE:

I eat red meat I smoke tobacco I wear fur


02 Jul 99 - 12:02 AM (#91569)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Don Meixner

My wife likes "Men are Idiots, I married their King" I like my wife but I'm confused bt her humor.

Don


02 Jul 99 - 02:08 PM (#91740)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: marion

this is from an Arrogant Worms CD liner, but it should have been a bumper sticker:

"Guns don't kill people. Oh wait... yes, they do."


02 Jul 99 - 08:21 PM (#91839)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Pete (inactive)

......

You can take a horse to water - But a pencil must be lead

PS


05 Jul 99 - 11:27 PM (#92713)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: TRM

I use this one on my students all the time. Usually takes a few seconds to register ...

"It's pronounced 'RAP.' The 'C' is silent."

pause, pause, "Hey!!"


06 Jul 99 - 12:28 AM (#92728)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: ddw in windsor

Saw a good one in NC last week:

CHATHAM, MASS. -- A quaint little drinking village with a fishing problem.

Sounds like my kinda place -- except for the fishing part....

ddw


06 Jul 99 - 12:43 PM (#92887)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Jack (who is called Jack)

I've always been partial to

I BRAKE FOR NO REASON.

Friends don't let friends vote republican.

I'm OK. You're so-so.

Die Yuppie scum.


06 Jul 99 - 06:49 PM (#92970)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing

jack, those are great! I just saw this on a Tshirt:

Mean people suck...nice people blow.


07 Jul 99 - 03:33 AM (#93037)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Carlzen

My favorite was when someone had taken one of the bumper stickers which read "PERFORM RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS AND SENSELESS OF BEAUTY" (I'm not sure of the exact wording, but they seemed to be all over the place),

Anyway, they made one simple diagonal cut on the placard and it read: "PERFORM RANDOM SENSELESS ACTS"


07 Jul 99 - 06:50 AM (#93046)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Cockney Jenny

BABY ON BOARD - MOTHER-IN-LAW IN BOOT

('trunk' to our American friends!)


07 Jul 99 - 09:18 AM (#93059)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert

I'm gonna make one that says....

READ MY LIPS - SILVERADO, WANNA TRY FOR 3 OUT OF 3?


07 Jul 99 - 11:20 AM (#93109)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Fadac

I EAT ROAD KILL!

I MAY BE SLOW, BUT I AHEAD OF YOU!

-Fadac


07 Jul 99 - 11:48 AM (#93119)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Reslems@aol.com

If both men and women w.o.w.'d, the men would probably end up in jail. Res


07 Jul 99 - 12:46 PM (#93132)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Fadac

One that gets me every time. "Save the Whales" on a Honda.

FYI Japan is one of the last of the big whaling contries left. They take about 350 whales each year...for research...marketing resarch...sushi research...how many ways can you sell it research.

I have pictures of a Japaniese catch boat in Punta Arainas, Chili.

Anyway that bumpersticer on that car, to me, says. "I'm a compleate fool, and I want to tell the world."

-Fadac


07 Jul 99 - 01:01 PM (#93136)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: annamill

Speaking if WOW, I saw a great one yesterday on the NJ Turnpike when I was heading home. On the back of a station wagon was MOM. Someone has a great sense of humor.

annap


07 Jul 99 - 01:13 PM (#93141)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Jack (who is called jack)

This is a little on the blue side but I also saw one, around the time Dead poets society was in vogue, that read.

CARPE SCROTUM


07 Jul 99 - 08:25 PM (#93268)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Art Thieme

SO MANY CATS---SO FEW RECIPES

CATS---THE OTHER WHITE MEAT


07 Jul 99 - 09:31 PM (#93283)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bill D

strangest license plate I ever saw, right near the Watergate hotel...on a VW bus..."DIOXIN".....that's it...don't know whether they were agin' it, or owned it...or..*shrug*


08 Jul 99 - 08:58 AM (#93374)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing

WOW?? I know I shouold know what it stands for, but have forgotten.


08 Jul 99 - 09:57 AM (#93391)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: annamill

Hi Kat,

Whip 'em Out Wednesday. Remember..if on Wednesday you see a truck or car with "WOW" women are suppose to drive up to the driver and bare their breasts. It was a radio station promotion in NY and NJ. I think I mentioned it earlier in this thread.

Don't judge all NY/NJ people by this one stupid game. I don't know though. It sure has caught on around here.

I thought "MOM" was pretty cute.

Love, annap


08 Jul 99 - 11:20 AM (#93405)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing

Thanks! Annap. I knew I'd read somewhere on here, before. I love the idea of both! And would never judge all by a few.

kat


13 Jul 99 - 01:37 PM (#94768)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert

Saw one this morning that should appeal to Mudcatters.

LUV ART

Bert.


20 Jul 99 - 09:20 PM (#97522)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing

"Divers do it deeper!"


21 Jul 99 - 11:58 AM (#97682)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: LEJ

"Your body is a temple- Mine is an amusement park"


21 Jul 99 - 09:23 PM (#97793)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: jon a

My all time favourite is "It is difficult to explain to white mice that black cats are lucky!". another old one "Preserve wildlife-pickle a squirrel". also "Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil---For I am the meanest S.O.B. that ever walked in the valley."

"Sado-masochism means never having to say you are sorry1"

"Traffic wardens are nice people---p.s. back in 5 minutes!"


21 Jul 99 - 10:15 PM (#97814)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Ferret

My all time best bumper sticker is

'Guy Forks were are you when we need you'

&

'Guy Forks the last man to enter parliament with honest intent'

All the best

Ferret


21 Jul 99 - 10:45 PM (#97825)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Paul Jay

My lovely wife got me a Tee shirt and a sweat shirt that says "I Fish Therefore I Am"

Paul


21 Jul 99 - 11:35 PM (#97843)
Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Pelrad

"Honk if you're sentient" "My reality check bounced"

And on a t-shirt: "Archaeologists will date any old thing."