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BS: If you were comatose...

17 Dec 07 - 06:20 PM (#2217597)
Subject: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Liz the Squeak

Don't ask where these ideas come from, they just appear, OK?

So... if you were comatose and a visit from a famous singer/band/sportsperson/politician/whatever could bring you round, who would you like it to be?

Ideally mine would be Sean Connery or Hugh Jackman, but if they're not available, I think after a total glutfest of them today, Coope, Boyes and Simpson could manage quite nicely... especially Barry....

Over to you...

LTS


17 Dec 07 - 06:21 PM (#2217598)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: John MacKenzie

Goldie Hawn


17 Dec 07 - 06:23 PM (#2217601)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Rapparee

You mean I'm NOT comatose?


17 Dec 07 - 06:26 PM (#2217606)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Amos

Dennis Kucinich's wife.



A


17 Dec 07 - 06:31 PM (#2217611)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Melissa

Ed McMahon with one of those big fat checks in his hands..I'd perk right up.


17 Dec 07 - 06:46 PM (#2217617)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: RangerSteve

Grandpa Jones. What? He's dead?, ok, Wilf Carter. No, him too?, How about Hank Snow? Oh, fer cryin' out loud, ok then, the Crook Brohers. Damn it, who is alive then?

I can't think of anyone who isn't dead.


17 Dec 07 - 06:48 PM (#2217619)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: skipy

Seth Lakeman
Skipy


17 Dec 07 - 07:10 PM (#2217635)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Rowan

Nigella Lawson probably knows how to feed both body and soul, but Joanna Lumley's sharp wit would probably be a more effective and satisfying "cattle prod."

Cheers, Rowan


17 Dec 07 - 07:13 PM (#2217639)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: artbrooks

Jenn Brooks


17 Dec 07 - 07:23 PM (#2217643)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Let's see... If I were comatose I'd probably wake up very hungry... Paul Prudhomme!


17 Dec 07 - 07:58 PM (#2217671)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Bill D

I think Melissa has it right....


17 Dec 07 - 08:10 PM (#2217682)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Bobert

I guess it would all depend on how long I'd been comatose...

Two weeks: Yeah, okay... Like Amos, Dennis Kucinich's wife would be just fine 'cause I'd still look sexy and handsome like I look now... Okay, maybe not Dennis's wife... Is Morgan Fairchild available???

But like if it's 20 years from now and I'm all old and worn out lookin', you know, ahhhhh, I don't want to wake up and there's Dennis's wife or Morgan Fairchild... I want to wake up and see someone who will still think I look okay, like, ahhhhhh, Mother Terresa...

(Bobert, Mother Terresa died...)

Okay, Lureen McCall... No, make it Racheal Welsh... No, Jane Fonda... No, Joe Namouth... No, not Joe... Jimmy Carter... Yeah, Jimmy Carter...

Okay, I'm ready to play now...

Two weeks: Morgan Fairchild, or Dennie's wife

20 years: Jimmy Carter

Anything beyond 20 years, just pull the plug, thankee...

B;(


18 Dec 07 - 09:15 AM (#2218055)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Uncle_DaveO

I'll make it "easier" for whoever is arranging my revivification:

Either Pete Seeger or Utah Phillips would do.

Dave Oesterreich


18 Dec 07 - 10:08 AM (#2218092)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Jean(eanjay)

Shane MacGowan, Robbie Coltrane or Cher.


18 Dec 07 - 10:58 AM (#2218136)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Barry Finn

LTS
I know you didn't mean me, Barry but I was comatoes, medically for 12 days. I wanted the Spice Girls to wake & shake me but the dumbasses never appeared, guess they had a better gig

Barry


18 Dec 07 - 11:11 AM (#2218145)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Bee

Sam Elliot.

I dunno, I've just always found him... er... arousing.

I've a bit of a thing for Lou Gossett Jr. as well.


18 Dec 07 - 11:17 AM (#2218150)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: gnu

Stephen Harper, the Canuck PM. On accounta I could plead temporary sanity after I choked the crap outta him. Gargey b'y, too.


18 Dec 07 - 11:20 AM (#2218153)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Megan L

Gnu I thought you would have chosen Cindy the weather hottie you keep abandoning us for.


18 Dec 07 - 11:21 AM (#2218154)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Wesley S

Claire Danes or Selma Hayek. Both would be too much to expect.


18 Dec 07 - 11:40 AM (#2218168)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Michael

Barry Finn, See you didn't need them after all!

Well done

Mike


18 Dec 07 - 12:03 PM (#2218181)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: gnu

Cindy the Weatherbabe... well, that goes without saying!


18 Dec 07 - 12:21 PM (#2218197)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Grab

Whoever's currently the world's greatest expert on the particular medical problem afflicting me, I think...

Graham.


18 Dec 07 - 01:01 PM (#2218229)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Becca72

I'll second Bee's thought on Sam Elliot. Or either Hugh Grant and/or Hugh Laurie.


18 Dec 07 - 01:53 PM (#2218268)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Bert

Seven of Nine or Jane Seymour.


18 Dec 07 - 02:07 PM (#2218280)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Mooh

Katherine Zeta-Jones. Mooh.


18 Dec 07 - 02:28 PM (#2218294)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: jacqui.c

If I couldn't nominate my lovely husband Sam Elliot would be good. For the voice - James Earl Jones, described by LTS as 'dark chocolate on dark chocolate'.


18 Dec 07 - 02:46 PM (#2218320)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Greg B

It's amazing how quickly the responses moved from the (perhaps
intended) auditory serenade and went and remained below the
waist.


18 Dec 07 - 03:20 PM (#2218343)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: fat B****rd

Tom Waits or Amnette Bening.


18 Dec 07 - 04:12 PM (#2218392)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: gnu

Hey, Greg. I would recognize Cidy the Weatherbabe's voice with my ears plugged.


18 Dec 07 - 04:45 PM (#2218416)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: GUEST,van lingle

Rita Coolidge to stroke my hand and gently coo me back to consciousness, Connie Dover to revive me with a beautiful gaelic ballad, my own dear one belting out Darling Corey (just in case she's reading this)...how many comas do I get?


18 Dec 07 - 04:47 PM (#2218418)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: john f weldon

Sarah Silverman.
Juliette Binoche.
Emmylou Harris.
Uma Thurman.

If they all worked together, they might just bring me around.


18 Dec 07 - 04:53 PM (#2218421)
Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: gnu

Musically... Natalie McMaster could fiddle with me, I suppose.