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23 Dec 07 - 06:28 PM (#2221570) Subject: BS: I've got man-flu From: Dave the Gnome Well, I think so. It could be bubonic plague of course, or the black death, but if I say so I risk getting scorned by all my female friends. You would think that, having gone through all they suffer in childbirth, they would be more understanding of the pain and trauma I am feeling as I sip my fourth (or is it it fifth?) large glass of brandy. I don't have much longer for this world I am afraid. Goodbye my friends. Cough, cough. Whimper. Groan. D. |
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23 Dec 07 - 06:33 PM (#2221571) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: Emma B Awwwwwwww! :) |
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23 Dec 07 - 06:35 PM (#2221572) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: Jeri Is something male dripping Dave? It's probably not fatal, but you should have a culture done, get some meds and not have sex until after you're cleared by a doctor. Tell your female 'friends' or you may get re-infected, unless they're avoiding you like the... um, thingie. |
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23 Dec 07 - 06:36 PM (#2221574) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: Jeri Oh, and if it's just a regular flu, get some sleep! |
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23 Dec 07 - 06:41 PM (#2221575) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: Dave the Gnome Male dripping? I never knew dripping was gender specific! The stuff we used to have on toast when I was kid tasted great though! Where do I get some from nowadays? As for avoiding sex... I told the doctor I needed my sex drive lowering. He said that at my age it was all in my mind. I said exactly, I need it lowering... :D |
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23 Dec 07 - 06:44 PM (#2221577) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: Emma B that's below the belt Dave! Enough here for a few butties. |
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23 Dec 07 - 06:56 PM (#2221580) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: Dave the Gnome Bloody 'ell! £60 for a pound of dripping. I feel better already:-) |
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23 Dec 07 - 06:57 PM (#2221581) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: Emma B oops! wrong link |
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23 Dec 07 - 07:00 PM (#2221582) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: Emma B My apologies Dave - I'm suffering from a 'cold in the nose' - commonly referred to as 'woman flu' :) |
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23 Dec 07 - 07:03 PM (#2221583) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: Dave the Gnome It is, of course, just a code in de dose, Em. Nothing compared to the suffering of us blokes... :D |
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23 Dec 07 - 07:08 PM (#2221584) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: Geoff the Duck Dripping - we used to call it "Mucky Fat", but that's probably a Mudcat member by now... Quack! GtD. |
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23 Dec 07 - 07:10 PM (#2221585) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: Sorcha I know from experience that NOTHING compares to a sick man. NOTHING. They are on their deathbeds with a head cold. But, by GOD, they will bull through it complaining all the way. No, I'm not sick. No, I'm not seeing a Dr. Yes, of course I'm going to work (and spread germs.....) If perchance they don't actually go to work, they lie on the sofa dying all day and needing Maid Service. |
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23 Dec 07 - 07:19 PM (#2221591) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: Emma B Well I've never really been a fan of the dripping buttie (I even substituted thick honey when the stage manager wasn't looking for a performance in Willis and Hall's All things Bright and Beautiful but! you can't beat traditional fish 'n chips as found here! |
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23 Dec 07 - 08:02 PM (#2221611) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: Bee Sorcha, I blame their mothers. When they were little boys, they'd get tucked up and treated like dying princes if they were home sick, while the little girlie would end up folding towels or sorting clothes pegs or summat because "you can do that in bed". I'm only half exaggerating. |
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23 Dec 07 - 08:16 PM (#2221612) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: Sorcha Bee, OF COURSE I blame their mothers! LOL! And I blame their mothers for things like Not rinsing dishes Sock Balls in the laundry hamper Failure to USE the laundry hamper Leaving things (dirty dishes, magazines, etc) anywhere except where they got them. Leaving library books on the bathroom counter. Someday the cat WILL knock one in the bowl. Failure to learn about light switches..they DO go OFF as well as ON. Failure to put anything away. Closely related to 'Leaving things' And my most favourite.... Honey, have you seen my _________? LOL...but we gotta love em. |
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23 Dec 07 - 09:03 PM (#2221630) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: wysiwyg Are you sure it's not the epizootics? ~S~ |
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23 Dec 07 - 09:53 PM (#2221651) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: Sorcha Whiz, that is EXACTLY what my dad always said! LOL |
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24 Dec 07 - 03:54 AM (#2221749) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: Manitas_at_home Sorcha, that's so true! I'll write a letter of complaint to Liz's mum right away. None of that describes any male I know of course.... |
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24 Dec 07 - 04:13 AM (#2221754) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: George Papavgeris Aww, c'mon, we can't help it! As Nessie says, "it's a boy thing". It's genetic, our genes never got a look-in. Come to think, our jeans rarely got a look-in either. A good thing, I hear you say. But it's hard to be a boy... Or it used to be. You know what I mean. |
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24 Dec 07 - 04:34 AM (#2221760) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: Wolfhound person Oh, Sorcha, thanks. I thought I was the only one with one of these prize specimens..... Mind you, his mother's coming to lunch tomorrow. Amazing the amount of tidying up he can get done in a day, when it's all just been lying there waiting all year. Why don't I do it? Why the h...l should I? It's his mess. Happy whatever you're celebrating....even Dave P and his germs. Paws |
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24 Dec 07 - 06:27 AM (#2221794) Subject: RE: BS: I've got man-flu From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work So next time the child pukes on the living room carpet, I'll leave it for you shall I, cos that's all I do? LTS |