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BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!

01 Jan 08 - 11:57 AM (#2226182)
Subject: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: SINSULL

Someone had to do it.


01 Jan 08 - 12:08 PM (#2226190)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: John MacKenzie

Gee thanks Ma'am.
G x


01 Jan 08 - 12:18 PM (#2226194)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L

For goodness sake lassie dinny encourage the daft auld gowk he is bad enough as it is.


01 Jan 08 - 12:21 PM (#2226197)
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From: skarpi

hehehe he has rise up again


01 Jan 08 - 12:33 PM (#2226205)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Rapparee

Gelukkige niet Verjaardag, Giok.


01 Jan 08 - 01:14 PM (#2226224)
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From: gnu

Poor Joe.


01 Jan 08 - 02:06 PM (#2226251)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: fat B****rd

Happy Birthday, Giok.


01 Jan 08 - 02:08 PM (#2226254)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: fat B****rd

Just read the correct thread title, well...I'm tired


01 Jan 08 - 02:09 PM (#2226257)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Severn

So how many of these am I supposed to contribute to a year?

Will this thread reach 365 posts or postings? Or more postings than last year's Joe Offer thread?

And where IS Micca? (To say nothing of all the lost Christmas presents, not that there's any connection, mind you!)

Has the definition of Folk Music chanded in 2008?

Should Trolling be restricted to using the little critters for bait while salt water fishing? (Or is that all water under one of their bridges by now?)

Are there no REAL Gods, (not even Sons O' Gods)?

Is a merely fair Port better drunken from a steel ice pan?

Who was Huey, Dewey & Louie's real father?

Who was the Grandmother of all BS Threads?

......but of course I sincerely wish Giok all the best for all the 365 days (Yes, you get an extra one this year at no extra charge) I may have forgotten to wish him well last October.

All spoken, mind you, by one who had an useasonal unsoliscited extra birthday thread himself somehow once......


01 Jan 08 - 02:25 PM (#2226270)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: John MacKenzie

Aw shucks.


01 Jan 08 - 02:42 PM (#2226289)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Big Al Whittle

many happy returns of whatever it was.....


01 Jan 08 - 07:06 PM (#2226411)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: ranger1

Well, Happy Unbirthday and many more, Giok!


01 Jan 08 - 07:19 PM (#2226418)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: wysiwyg

Any day with Giok in it is a good day!

~Susan


01 Jan 08 - 07:30 PM (#2226425)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Maryrrf

I was going to post to your birthday thread till I saw it wasnt your birthday, but anyway Happy Unbirthday to you!


01 Jan 08 - 08:29 PM (#2226466)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: JennieG

A very merry unbirthday to you....to you......

Cheers
JennieG travelling around


01 Jan 08 - 08:30 PM (#2226468)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Sorcha

Oh for pity's sake. Are you all THAT desperate for entertainment?


01 Jan 08 - 09:35 PM (#2226496)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Jim Lad

Have whatever kind of unbirthday you want, Jock! (Your Sunday name)


02 Jan 08 - 04:46 AM (#2226558)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L

Sorcha you really are being rather grumpy these days. Yes the thread is probably silly and yes it has Gioks name on it but there seems to be a lot of illness and deaths around just now perhaps people need a little silliness to smile at.


02 Jan 08 - 05:02 AM (#2226561)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Liz the Squeak

I'm all for silliness, just so long as it doesn't wave back.

Can I have a merry unbirthday too please?

LTS


02 Jan 08 - 05:33 AM (#2226568)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: gnu

Of course, Liz... I hope you have the best unbirthday you ever had, all year long, except on your birthday, of course.

Sorcha... have a Happy Unbirthday too.


02 Jan 08 - 05:45 AM (#2226571)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope

Ach it couldnae happen tae a nicer fella. Oh hang on...are we talking about Giok? *G* Have a hug on account anyhoo... ((((Giok)))) :0)


02 Jan 08 - 05:47 AM (#2226572)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Liz the Squeak

Slow day at work Lady P?

LTS


02 Jan 08 - 05:53 AM (#2226576)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L

AH LAdy P even though ye wurny ma SS at least ye arny on ma list o scunners yet so happy unbirthday and happy new year lassie


02 Jan 08 - 08:03 AM (#2226618)
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From: ranger1

Hey Giok! I just realize we share an unbirthday! Happy unbirthday to us both!


02 Jan 08 - 08:24 AM (#2226628)
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From: the lemonade lady

Hippo bidet two ewes

Sal


02 Jan 08 - 08:34 AM (#2226635)
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From: jacqui.c

And a happy unbirthday from me too, to all who read this thread.


02 Jan 08 - 02:33 PM (#2226853)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope

And a happy new year yersel, Megan hen. So glad I didnae make the scunner list! Do I detect a wee bit eh anger management cracking unner the strain, a need tae reach oot an 'touch' sumdi?


02 Jan 08 - 02:34 PM (#2226855)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: GUEST,Rog Peek Uncookie

Unmany Unhappy Unreturns

UnRog


02 Jan 08 - 02:41 PM (#2226859)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: John MacKenzie

You do know that if you keep posting to this thread, it will annoy Sorcha, don't you?

G


02 Jan 08 - 02:42 PM (#2226861)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L

GIOK BEHAVE or you will get a skelp


02 Jan 08 - 02:51 PM (#2226872)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope

Heavens, we wouldn't want to annoy Sorcha....


02 Jan 08 - 02:52 PM (#2226873)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope

So I'll stop posting immediately


02 Jan 08 - 02:52 PM (#2226874)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L

Lady Penelope you will be included in thon skelp if ye encourage him he's a daft enough auld bissim withoot help.


02 Jan 08 - 02:53 PM (#2226875)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope

Because I'd hate to annoy anyone


02 Jan 08 - 02:57 PM (#2226878)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope

*BEG*


02 Jan 08 - 02:57 PM (#2226879)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L

Aye hen ah believe ye. Mind you I saw that evil twinkle in yer een as ye sang aboot chocolate :)


02 Jan 08 - 03:02 PM (#2226883)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope

Eh? Do you mean Liz's "Oh the chocolate's no fer you" ? I only do harmonies on that one.... *G*


02 Jan 08 - 03:04 PM (#2226884)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L

Aye lass thons the yin. I found oot ma sneaky santa used a whole squad o them tae lead me up the garden path the bissim that she is even pointed me towards you when i started guessing some connection wie the Shindig.


02 Jan 08 - 03:07 PM (#2226886)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: John MacKenzie

That was me Meg


02 Jan 08 - 03:09 PM (#2226887)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L

So I wis telt ya scunner jist wait till the next wan thon we caravan o yours will be like wakin up on the inside o the kirk bell on sunday morn.


02 Jan 08 - 03:17 PM (#2226892)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Amos

I am sure Lady Penelope should be on your list of scunners, now, Megan. See how she stirs things up by flirting with yon Giiok???

And, although I blush to say it, Liz ye Squeek, I feel it my gentlemanly duty to warn you that, if you are dealing with Giok, and any kind of silliness, the chances are good that it will wave back at you. Proceed with discernment...


A


02 Jan 08 - 03:21 PM (#2226899)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L

I know lad its a sad revelation so it is and she looked almost respectable too.


02 Jan 08 - 03:26 PM (#2226904)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope

Oh thanks very much pal! On Megan's list o scunners is it, eh? Oh that's cute, that is... Well you are de-fin-ately on mine now Amos.....


02 Jan 08 - 03:29 PM (#2226908)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L

Aye ye kin tak the hen ooto Glesca but ye canny tak Glesca ooto the hen :p


02 Jan 08 - 03:55 PM (#2226935)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope

Terribly sorry, One does tend to 'regress' when one loses one's temper.... *G*


02 Jan 08 - 04:03 PM (#2226945)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Amos

Ach, Lady P, I am a long-time resident of said Scunners List, and I am pleased to inform you that only the Very Best People are admitted to it. It is a Rare Privelege and a Special Recognition.

I do hope this clears up the issue satifactorily?


A


02 Jan 08 - 04:08 PM (#2226951)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L

Aye weel Amos we ken fine you hae bin an honourable scunner these many years and have taken it to levels of perfection never before attained.

Weel hen it wid be the pot crying the kettle clarty if i said onything .


02 Jan 08 - 04:14 PM (#2226959)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Amos

I love it when Megan talks dirty....



A


02 Jan 08 - 04:16 PM (#2226963)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: hilda fish

Giok!! There I was looking at a message from my niece on Facebook and I noted a birthday. I thought it was New Years Day, but no, it SAID it was your birthday. Must say hippeee happeeee hoppeeeeeeee thought I - and I did - here. As GUEST. how anonymous is that? And I wasn't even trying. Oh well. And now I see it is your unbirthday. I am getting everything wrong lately. But then, I do believe I am older than you and therefore entitled to the greater dementia. Hope it is very un and also a bewdy.


02 Jan 08 - 04:29 PM (#2226977)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: John MacKenzie

I'm afraid that I am DEFINITELY older than you drpj.
I guessed it was you that got it from Facebook.
G


02 Jan 08 - 04:44 PM (#2226996)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: hilda fish

Nah, Giok, I am, and I am competitive on this. I have been known to lie in order to win. So. Whatever age you say you are, I am DEFINITELY a year older. Ava goodie.


02 Jan 08 - 05:08 PM (#2227013)
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From: Megan L

Ach Amos yer a bonnie lad but as glaikit a gomeral as ahv ever seen :)


02 Jan 08 - 06:34 PM (#2227062)
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From: Liz the Squeak

Subtitles available on page 888 of Ceefax

LTS


02 Jan 08 - 07:02 PM (#2227079)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Bill D

If you are having and un-birthday, you must be among the un-dead.....and that ain't so bad. Have a few more.


02 Jan 08 - 08:56 PM (#2227130)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Sorcha

Bill, you mean only the Un Dead have Un Birthdays???

And I'll be cranky if I want to! So there! :)


03 Jan 08 - 05:03 AM (#2227249)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Liz the Squeak

Not according to Lewis Carroll (although there are a lot of things about him that don't ring quite right), who possibly invented the concept of unbirthdays - see the Mad Hatter's tea party for details.

It's my unbirthday again today and I feel really crappy. Ho hum.

LTS


03 Jan 08 - 06:01 AM (#2227273)
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From: ragdall

Happy Birthday, Giok!!!!!!!

Am I late?


03 Jan 08 - 06:44 AM (#2227291)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope

For his birthday, yes, for his un-birthday, no....


03 Jan 08 - 10:28 AM (#2227438)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: ranger1

We have unbirthday parties at my in-laws. It's difficult to get together for everyone's individual birthdays, so we do one big one. Lots of fun!

Happy Unbirthday (again), Giok!


03 Jan 08 - 04:39 PM (#2227760)
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From: kendall

Hay you old scroat! Have a funny one.


03 Jan 08 - 04:40 PM (#2227762)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: John MacKenzie

Why thankee Cap'n Morse sir.
G


03 Jan 08 - 07:28 PM (#2227857)
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From: Big Al Whittle

let me be the first to wish you all a Merry unChristmas 2008!

Ho! Ho! Ho!


04 Jan 08 - 04:52 AM (#2228046)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: gnu

Ah, UnValentine's is next, innit? I definitely wouldn't want Giok to be my Valentine.


04 Jan 08 - 04:54 AM (#2228047)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: John MacKenzie

Even if I shaved? [Don't ask where!]

G


04 Jan 08 - 05:23 AM (#2228061)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: gnu

A real Scot rips his beard off with his bare hands. But, I still wouldn't want Craig Fergussen to be my valentine either. (ya had to see the TV show)


04 Jan 08 - 06:08 AM (#2228081)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: David C. Carter

I allways shave in the bathroom!

Happy Unwotsit,Giok.

David


04 Jan 08 - 12:50 PM (#2228358)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Brendy

Happy Birthday, mah man...

B.


04 Jan 08 - 12:53 PM (#2228363)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Brendy

... well there you go..., that's what you get when you don't read the whole thread....

'Un' whatever it is one has to do to make the above statement ring correctly...
... I'm not long up...
;-)

B.


05 Jan 08 - 06:44 AM (#2228897)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: gnu

Make it unappealing? Re-peal it?


06 Jan 08 - 08:45 PM (#2230043)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Slushpuppie

bit late but happy birthday Giok!!

sorcha
x


06 Jan 08 - 08:46 PM (#2230045)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Slushpuppie

just re-read the title...My excuse is its like quarter to two in the morning lol

sorcha

x