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BS: Just in case....

14 Jan 08 - 03:20 AM (#2235896)
Subject: BS: Just in case....
From: GUEST,PMB

... you get abducted. They'll know where they got you from!


14 Jan 08 - 04:34 AM (#2235915)
Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: gnomad

Love the guarantee, that one will be hard to claim on.


14 Jan 08 - 05:21 AM (#2235928)
Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Liz the Squeak

I notice that the return "address" is for the USA.

It suggests that aliens only ever abduct Americans...

Wonder why that is?

LTS


14 Jan 08 - 05:21 AM (#2235929)
Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Leadfingers

Another piece of absoluely vital kit I never realised I needed


14 Jan 08 - 05:26 AM (#2235930)
Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Geoff the Duck

But surely there isn't an Alien in existence that doesn't know where Hebden Bridge is?
Quack!
GtD.


14 Jan 08 - 08:05 AM (#2235992)
Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Georgiansilver

I thought all the aliens 'live' in Hebden Bridge........


14 Jan 08 - 08:08 AM (#2235995)
Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I notice that the return "address" is for the USA.

Not only that, it appears to be somewhere in Alabama.


14 Jan 08 - 09:23 AM (#2236044)
Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Rapparee

It's a plot to resurrect the Confederacy! Aliens abduct good God-fearin' Yankees and return them as Rebs and Secceshes!


14 Jan 08 - 09:52 AM (#2236067)
Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: katlaughing

It does say they ship worldwide! Wonder if they have franchises set up in any other galaxies...


14 Jan 08 - 10:05 AM (#2236081)
Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Wesley S

If I'm returned from outer space and land in Alabama I think I could make it the rest of the way my myself.


14 Jan 08 - 07:05 PM (#2236513)
Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Georgiansilver

If they get me they won't know what they have let themselves in for!


15 Jan 08 - 05:51 PM (#2237297)
Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Peace

But do the use Fed Ex?


16 Jan 08 - 08:58 AM (#2237628)
Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Rapparee

If I'm abducted and returned to Alabama I think I'll ask the aliens to take me back.