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BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report

22 Jan 08 - 08:59 AM (#2241915)
Subject: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: Donuel

Three cheers for the mudcat prognosticators.

Today there will be much bruhaha hoopla blather wailing and knashing of dentures on Wall Street.

Mudcat prophets called this one over a year ago.

{{{{However anytime you gather 30 or more people together to venture a guess on something like how many beans are in a jar, the averaged result will be virtually spot on. There is truth in numbers... but not statistics.}}}}

Today the market will take a wild ride but at the end of the day 500 to 1000 point drop on NYSE or DOW will be all. While pundits are openly calling for a 1930 world wide event what we will witness will be a slow motion version due to electronic halts and trillionaire infusions as well as another 3/4 drop in prime interest rates.

The idea of giving everyone 1,600 dollars to spend come next June would help the economy but inflate the monster in the basement which is the most immense debt ever incurred by any country in the history of the world. The world Market decided that the Bush economic relief plan is just like his other plans, everthing he touches turns to ashes and dust. GWB is sort of the anti Midas, except for defense contractors and oil.

So lets can our jams and jellies and stoke our cottage industries and welcome the transition years in good cheer.


progress report:

Will lose two wars for the price of 3..   check

US market crash   check

brainwash citizens to the rip off as if its patriotic. check

make science the boogyman so that intelligent designs will blind many to what their lieing eyes see.   half/check

Note some here, if you see other good or bad mudcat predictions bearing fruit.


22 Jan 08 - 09:03 AM (#2241919)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: Donuel

things like "I told you so, nyah nyah...nyah nyah,nyah" don't count.


22 Jan 08 - 09:20 AM (#2241929)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: John MacKenzie

I said Northern Rock shares would go back up.
G


22 Jan 08 - 10:00 AM (#2241953)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: Peace

I was gonna post to this sooner but I couldn't be arsed.


22 Jan 08 - 10:09 AM (#2241956)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: gnu

Procrastinating prognostication?


22 Jan 08 - 10:14 AM (#2241958)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: Peace

So why did I read procrastinator?


22 Jan 08 - 10:21 AM (#2241961)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: John MacKenzie

Somebody stole your watch?
G


22 Jan 08 - 10:30 AM (#2241966)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: Amos

The imminent Crash will be a much softer landing than projected by the media.

John McCain will take the Republican nomination.


Karl Rove will reappear wearing a shiny black plastic rebreather. He will persuade W he is George's real father.



A


22 Jan 08 - 10:33 AM (#2241970)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: John MacKenzie

Will his weapon light up?


22 Jan 08 - 11:02 AM (#2241998)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: Donuel

People will not be surprised by winter tornado storms.
May temperatures will arrive 2 weeks early.
Much of Europe will flood, except Holland.


22 Jan 08 - 11:07 AM (#2242002)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: John MacKenzie

John McCain will be the next president of the USA.


22 Jan 08 - 11:13 AM (#2242009)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: Peace

Well, if he is Giok, it won't be because he was elected.


22 Jan 08 - 12:06 PM (#2242050)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: artbrooks

I will predict that, just as happened after the August 2001 crash, my IRA will be back up in a year or so.


22 Jan 08 - 11:18 PM (#2242560)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: Bee-dubya-ell

If one were to cross a prognosticator with a procrastinator, would the offspring be able to tell in advance precisely what he was going to avoid doing?


23 Jan 08 - 07:37 PM (#2243226)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Prognosticator Progress report
From: Art Thieme

Bush will change his name to Hister and prove Nostradamus accurate again.

Art