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29 Jan 08 - 09:01 PM (#2248297) Subject: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: Alice I was looking for another funny photo for the caption game and found something very strange. Feel free to find a label from this Note From The Teacher. http://www.fukung.net/images/1221/detention_dumbteacher.gif |
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29 Jan 08 - 09:03 PM (#2248298) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: Alice (robot voice) Yes, Mr. Hilliker. Whatever you say, Mr. Hilliker. I am at your command, Mr. Hilliker. |
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29 Jan 08 - 09:04 PM (#2248299) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: Alice (should be label FOR this Note from a teacher) |
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29 Jan 08 - 09:12 PM (#2248303) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: Alice Dear Mr. Hilliker, Thank you for your informative letter. I have forwarded a copy of your letter to the Board of Education. Sincerely, Alex's Mom |
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29 Jan 08 - 09:20 PM (#2248307) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: Strat-abuse Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hilliker (with apology to Messers Flannigan and Allen). |
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29 Jan 08 - 09:24 PM (#2248311) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: Alice (roll call at detention) Alex, what are you in detention for? For being more intelligent than my teacher, sir. |
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29 Jan 08 - 09:32 PM (#2248314) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: Leadfingers And after Chzekoslovakia , we will invade Poland |
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29 Jan 08 - 09:50 PM (#2248322) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: Emma B Dear Mrs XXXXXX Alex may be right on this one but he's still wrong about his belief in Evolution. Mr. Hilliker |
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30 Jan 08 - 02:46 AM (#2248408) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: JohnInKansas A nephew was once assigned to write an essay about "memorable people I have known" and was called a liar in front of the class, kept in detention after school, and sent home with a rather nasty note. He had stated that he had an uncle who was a sniper in Viet Nam, his dad was a warden at a Federal Penitentiary, another uncle was a CIA agent, and lastly he had an uncle who was a rocket scientist. His mother's reply to the note was: "<teacher> Apologize. <mother>" His dad was in charge of the "Honor Farm" at Leavenworth Penitentiary. His Uncle L was a secret service agent. He did have an uncle recently returned from Viet Nam where said uncle had been on "single agent patrol" as a sniper for at least a year. I sent him a stub from a welding rod that had been used to assemble an Apollo Liquid Oxygen Tank along with a small sample of the gold-plated mylar insulation from one of the tanks, with a note describing what they were. I'm not sure of the content of the letter he received from Uncle L, but I'd guess that he had a pretty good time at the next "show and tell." John |
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30 Jan 08 - 02:53 AM (#2248411) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: Georgiansilver Stating that a kilometer is greater than a mile is really stretching it too far! Give these teachers an inch and they take a yard! |
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30 Jan 08 - 03:26 AM (#2248422) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: Newport Boy Shouldn't that be "Give these teachers and inch and they take a metre!" Phil |
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30 Jan 08 - 06:29 AM (#2248480) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: katlaughing That teacher should be made to go on Are Your Smarter Than a Fifth Grader! |
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30 Jan 08 - 07:31 AM (#2248512) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: GUEST,The black belt caterpillar wrestler The local football club where we used to live had a regular quiz night to raise funds. It was the team of teachers from the primary school that always came last. |
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30 Jan 08 - 08:06 AM (#2248539) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: number 6 (robot voice) "Danger, danger!" "Danger, danger!" biLL |
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30 Jan 08 - 08:18 AM (#2248551) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: Jean(eanjay) .......... so using this new information (albeit incorrect) we can deduct that a mile is less than a kilometre which, if used sensibly could shorten a journey considerably. |
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30 Jan 08 - 10:41 AM (#2248638) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: Mr Happy ....unless they're Irish or Welsh miles! |
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30 Jan 08 - 10:45 AM (#2248641) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: Alice give him an inch and he will take a kilometer |
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30 Jan 08 - 10:46 AM (#2248642) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: Peace I truly hope the note was sent on April 1. |
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30 Jan 08 - 10:52 AM (#2248645) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: Peace Nope. April 20. The idiot even got the date wrong. |
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30 Jan 08 - 11:31 AM (#2248677) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: katlaughing Well, it made it on Snopes which says neither yea or nay to its veracity. |
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30 Jan 08 - 12:50 PM (#2248744) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: SINSULL heh heh I got a very irate report from my son's teacher about his lying and exaggerating to the class. When I asked for specifics, she said that he had told the class that I was attacked by a kangaroo. She was part shocked and part embarrassed when I explained that I had. No sense of humor. |
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30 Jan 08 - 12:56 PM (#2248750) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: Emma B My late nephew, when he was young, bragged to his teacher that he kept several hundred pets under his bed! It was only when the teacher reported this exaggeration to his mum that my sister discovered bowls full of tadpoles just about to become tiny frogs! |
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31 Jan 08 - 04:45 AM (#2249342) Subject: RE: BS: Note from the teacher.... your caption. From: Jeanie Sometimes teachers do at least pretend to take these apparent "tall stories" seriously. When my daughter was about 6, a girl in her class used to say things like "My dad is Barney the dinosaur" and "My uncle is a robot". The class didn't believe her about the robot (they apparently accepted the Barney one), so the girl brought a postcard of a robot into school to show, and the teacher said (with a little wink) "Let's thank X for bringing in this interesting photo of her uncle." Last year, my daughter was checking out old schoolmates on Facebook and saw photos of this girl's 18th birthday party....with entertainment by two mime artists in robot masks. So maybe it was true after all. No sign of Barney, though. - jeanie |
