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BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption

30 Jan 08 - 04:50 PM (#2248956)
Subject: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice


30 Jan 08 - 04:51 PM (#2248960)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice

Sorry, hit submit too quickly


http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/banjo_squirrel.jpg

No, Lady, it is not a banjo.


30 Jan 08 - 05:08 PM (#2248976)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Wesley S

Wanna hear "Dueling Acorns" ??


30 Jan 08 - 05:10 PM (#2248978)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice

Midchuck said he would meet me here to jam!


30 Jan 08 - 05:15 PM (#2248983)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice

That'll put hair on your chest.


30 Jan 08 - 05:16 PM (#2248987)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice

Naw, I don't play with them chipmunks. Too nasal.


30 Jan 08 - 05:23 PM (#2249000)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Little Hawk

The bird feeder is empty! I am going to stand here and play "Deliverance" until you fill it up again.


30 Jan 08 - 05:24 PM (#2249001)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice

Yes, I'm a plucky little creature.


30 Jan 08 - 05:42 PM (#2249024)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice

I don't need a pick! I have claws!


30 Jan 08 - 05:43 PM (#2249027)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Emma B

Not the Woodchopper's Reel again please


30 Jan 08 - 05:52 PM (#2249044)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Georgiansilver

I'll sing you a song of hunger friends,
A hunger that hurts your guts.
A song about a squirrel,
Who lost his stache of nuts!


30 Jan 08 - 05:59 PM (#2249052)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Little Hawk

My dog lost his nuts years ago and he misses them to this day.


30 Jan 08 - 06:40 PM (#2249096)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Bill D

"wanta see me do a 'pawed' F chord?"


30 Jan 08 - 07:56 PM (#2249142)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice

Haven't you ever heard of the Squirrel Nut Zippers?


30 Jan 08 - 07:57 PM (#2249143)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice

No, not rodent, I said Roadie!


30 Jan 08 - 08:10 PM (#2249151)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Emma B

if I sing about my nuts - promise me you won't have me orchestrated!


30 Jan 08 - 08:17 PM (#2249154)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Severn

The question is not how is it he plays, but how he made it across the road to do so.

He does get some squirrelly licks on that thing though.

"Open Up Them Squirrelly Gates For Me......"

Am I in time for Fill Oaks Night?


30 Jan 08 - 10:47 PM (#2249219)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: michaelr

It's not a banjo or a mandolin, it's a waldzither. The only appropriate instrument for a squirrel to play.


31 Jan 08 - 12:33 AM (#2249279)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: katlaughing

Does this sound in tune to you?


31 Jan 08 - 03:05 AM (#2249306)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Geoff the Duck

And my next tune is "The demented Tacidermist"...
Quack!
GtD.


31 Jan 08 - 08:55 AM (#2249485)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: George Papavgeris

"The things I have to do to EEEK out a living..."
"Now alI have to do is find some crossroads. Or was it cross rodents?"


31 Jan 08 - 10:43 AM (#2249569)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Liz the Squeak

Now if it had been a squirrel playing mando, that might have been worth looking at....


LTS


31 Jan 08 - 11:32 AM (#2249615)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: topical tom

Sorry! I can only play clawhammer.


31 Jan 08 - 02:16 PM (#2249741)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: topical tom

I gotta stop fretting so much.I'm too picky too.


31 Jan 08 - 02:23 PM (#2249748)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: English Jon

Mandolin players are always checking for squirrels.


31 Jan 08 - 05:26 PM (#2249920)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: van lingle

Howdy folks, I'm Bill Monrodent


07 Feb 08 - 11:54 PM (#2256528)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice

RACCOON

O, the raccoon got a bushy tail
And possum tail hit's bare
And the rabbit ain't got no tail atall
'Cept a little bunch o' hair.

Love, hit is a killin' fit
Beauty, hit's a blossom.
Effen yo want yo finger bit
Jes' stick it at a possum.

I tuck my gal to the barbecue
An' this is all she eat
Is a pot and a half o' Brunswick stew
And a side and a half of meat.

Love, hit is a funny thing
Shaped jes' like a lizard.
Crawls right down your backbone
Nibbles at yo gizzard.


07 Feb 08 - 11:57 PM (#2256530)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice

At the Road Kill Cafe,
We'll do it up your way.
We'll cook it fresh right from your grill to ours,
Just scrape it off the tire and we'll toss it on the fire.
Come chew the fat at the Road Kill Cafe.


08 Feb 08 - 07:29 AM (#2256672)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Liz the Squeak

I really wanted an autoharp, I keep losing my nuts down the sound hole on this.

LTS


08 Feb 08 - 08:31 AM (#2256709)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: artbrooks

This thing is too complicated...where's my bodhran?


08 Feb 08 - 12:47 PM (#2256940)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: redsnapper

When they said I'd get an Oak wood I never imagined this...


08 Feb 08 - 12:49 PM (#2256943)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: redsnapper

I'm finding the action a bit tight at the nut...


09 Feb 08 - 12:04 PM (#2257715)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: topical tom

No way! I don't do "Groundhog"!


09 Feb 08 - 01:30 PM (#2257798)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Lonesome EJ

"You may think I look silly playing this, but it's got me a lot of tail."


10 Feb 08 - 10:27 AM (#2258419)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Charley Noble

Cool photo!

Wonder what the tuning is on his instrument. Bet he does a great rendition of "Fox on the Run" and "Found a Peanut."

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


10 Feb 08 - 09:48 PM (#2259074)
Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Nick E

The performer is actualy a rat, but the piture is from the Big Tail Hair Era of the 80's