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06 Feb 08 - 04:39 PM (#2255311) Subject: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Jack Blandiver Men are famously well served with respect to choice slang concerning masturbation - but the opposite appears to be true when it comes to women. So which ones do you know, and from where? |
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06 Feb 08 - 04:41 PM (#2255314) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: John MacKenzie Oh dear this is a minefield, don't know whether to post, or run and hide. Perhaps I should post and then run and hide. Surfing the Spin Cycle. That's it, I'm outta here. G |
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06 Feb 08 - 04:44 PM (#2255315) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: katlaughing Already been discussed, in the middle of this thread. |
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06 Feb 08 - 04:49 PM (#2255318) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Jack Blandiver 1999? Too long ago really; I wasn't even online back then, and many people here now were not party to that discussion. |
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06 Feb 08 - 05:09 PM (#2255332) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Rapunzel Was 'smack the pony' a real term or was it invented for the TV show? |
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06 Feb 08 - 05:45 PM (#2255362) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Little Hawk I don't know...but there is an ancient Chinese (Taoist) expression for sex involving 2 female partners: It translates as "polishing mirrors". |
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06 Feb 08 - 05:46 PM (#2255363) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Bill D You specifically need terms 'known to Mudcatters'? Or you just need a long list? Google knows all (search slang + "female masturbation") note the last line |
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06 Feb 08 - 05:47 PM (#2255365) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Amos I don't see why you need a slang term for it. Calling it what it is should serve in any reasonable context. A |
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06 Feb 08 - 05:51 PM (#2255371) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Mrrzy Amos, come on (*BG*), there are loads of reasonable contexts in which you'd say something other than a 4-syllable technical term... we always just used the male term jerking off. My mom says you can't use horny for women but we do that too... |
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06 Feb 08 - 05:53 PM (#2255373) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Amos Well, in due chivalric deference, ma'am, I leave it to you to provide a slang term, as I seem to have none aside from the generic ones. A |
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06 Feb 08 - 05:57 PM (#2255377) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Mrrzy ???Squirrels??? (Amos, go read that list! I never heard of ANY of these...) I should have thought of Jilling Off, though! |
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06 Feb 08 - 05:59 PM (#2255380) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Little Hawk I bet Chongo knows a whole bunch of words for it... |
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06 Feb 08 - 06:03 PM (#2255383) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Metchosin Speaking of slang terms, I got a kick out of this: Camel Toe |
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06 Feb 08 - 06:17 PM (#2255403) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Richard Bridge Most of those terms from craigslist (via google) have the ring of male slang terms for female masturbation - except for "Jilling off" which I have heard before and has a ring of reality (no pun intended). The term I have heard used most by women however is the same term as I think is most used by men for male masturbation "wanking". |
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06 Feb 08 - 06:38 PM (#2255432) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Liz the Squeak I refuse to reveal my sources.... but there's one for each day of the week. Monday Masturbate Tuesday Tickle Wednesday Wank Thursday Thrill Friday Fiddle (or frig) Saturday Special and Sunday Squishy. LTS |
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06 Feb 08 - 07:56 PM (#2255495) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Bill D sometime ago...maybe 3-4 years... I read somewhere that there were franchised clubs in some locales where folks could pursue erotic activities NOT involving actual intercourse. They were called "Jack & Jill" clubs, so I'd guess that 'jilling' was probably adopted as a term to 'fill a need' ...but *shrug*...who knows? |
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06 Feb 08 - 08:04 PM (#2255499) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Bobert Think I'll take a pass on this thread... B;) |
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06 Feb 08 - 08:27 PM (#2255518) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: topical tom I'm not touching this one! |
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06 Feb 08 - 08:41 PM (#2255527) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Greg B 'Winding up her little ball of yarn?' (Oh the blackbird and the thrush called from under every bush keep your hand upon your little ball of yarn) |
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06 Feb 08 - 08:59 PM (#2255539) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Sorcha I'm with Bobert. And I don't know any anyway. |
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06 Feb 08 - 09:00 PM (#2255540) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: JohnInKansas Not exactly a classic, but I've heard it called "a BOB party" or "talking to BOB." BOB = "Battery Operated Boy" - which is a fairly common term. John |
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06 Feb 08 - 09:16 PM (#2255548) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Bob Pacquin You can talk to me. |
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06 Feb 08 - 10:48 PM (#2255593) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Amos I think it is time to put an end to all the naivete around here once and for all. The following list is from the Craig's List post linked above, but I am including it here because ya never know when a server will go down and anyway it is the people here at Mudcat who need this information, obviously. Okay guys and gals - here is the complete list of slang-terms for female masturbation. No, I didn't make the list up. I have to give credit to my cubicle-mates for providing me with the entertainment: Digging a Trench Doing your Nails Dousing the Digits Drilling For Oil Engaging in Safe Sex Erasing the Problem Fanning the Fur Feeding the Bearded Clam Feeding your Slot Fiddling the Bean Fingerbating Fingerpainting Finger Blasting Flickin' the Bean Flit your Clit Fucking Without Complications Gagging the Clam Gagging the Lips of Love Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion Get a Date with Slick Mittens Get a Lube Job Get To Know Yourself Get a Stinky Pinky Going Mining Groping the Grotto Greasing your Hips Grissle Rub Gusset Typing Having Sex With Someone you Love Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw Hitchhiking South Hitchhiking to Heaven Hitchhiking Under the Big Top Jillin' Off Jocelyn Eldering Let the Fingers do the Walkin' Levy Break Limbo Making Soup Manual Override Muffin Buffin' Nulling the Void Paddling the Pink Canoe Pampering the Pussy Parting the Red Sea Pearl Fishing Pet the Petunia Pet the Pussy Cat Polishing the Nugget Polishing the Peanut Polishing the Pearl Play Poker Play the Clitar Play Couch Hockey for One Play the Silent Trumbone Playing With Her Pineapple Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters Playing With the Man in the Boat Pushing the Button Pussy Soccer Riding the Unicycle Rolling the Dough Rubbin' the Nubbin Rubbing the Donut Rubbing the Red Pussycat Scoring the Hoop Soaking the Whisker Biscuit Spelunking Spearing the Bearded Clam Squeeze the Peach Strumming Strumming the Banjo Surfing the Channel Teasing the Kitty Teasing the Tuna Taco Testing the Plumbing The Virgin's Release Tickling the Taco Tiptoe Through the TwoLips Toggling the Bit Tossing Pink Salad Three Point Shot Trolling the Bermuda Triangle Two Finger Taco Tango Washing your Fingers Night in With the Girls Airing the Orchid Auditioning the Finger Puppets Beat the Beaver Beating Around the Bush Brushing The Beaver Buff the Weasle Carpet Bumping Cat Got Tongue Checking for Squirrels Clam Bake for One Cleaning your Fingers Clitters Coming Into Your Own Countering Cunts Creamin' Coming Into Your Own Cunt Cuddling Dialing the Rotary Phone Any questions? I now feel I am an expert in the subject!! :D A |
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06 Feb 08 - 10:54 PM (#2255598) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: bobad Paddling the Pink Canoe made me smile - must be the Canadian in me. |
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06 Feb 08 - 11:25 PM (#2255623) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: topical tom I like "brushing the beaver". I'm Canadian too. |
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06 Feb 08 - 11:40 PM (#2255637) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: katlaughing Mets, lol! I like titrivating one's tweeters...which we've always applied to upper regions. |
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07 Feb 08 - 01:23 AM (#2255665) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Metchosin I'll never think of that song in the same way again, kat. They missed one on their list - She Bop....courtesy of Cyndi Lauper. |
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07 Feb 08 - 02:29 AM (#2255676) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Brendy Shaking hands with the unemployed.. B. |
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07 Feb 08 - 04:47 AM (#2255725) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: David C. Carter Clitty Clitty Bang Bang By Dick Van Dyke! David |
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07 Feb 08 - 08:21 AM (#2255833) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: GUEST,BobL You've probably heard about the IKEA lesbian bed. Self assembly - no screwing, all tongue and groove. |
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07 Feb 08 - 08:22 AM (#2255835) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Richard Bridge Yes, I've heard "BOB", too. How many of these terms have people actually heard real live women use? |
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07 Feb 08 - 08:34 AM (#2255842) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Micca a certain, well known, female Mudcatter has a song about BOB, and very good it is too!! she "brings it out" so to speak at late night song circles!!! |
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07 Feb 08 - 12:05 PM (#2256027) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Richard Bridge That's "Brings it out" as distinct from "puts it in", I take it, Micca? |
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07 Feb 08 - 01:07 PM (#2256078) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Gervase The Penguin Cafe Orchestra have a track called 'Salty Bean Fumble' which alludes, I imagine, to... |
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07 Feb 08 - 01:48 PM (#2256102) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: GUEST,Guest: South Specific As my ex-husband once said to me: "Oh stop moaning, woman - and get your finger out!" Needless to say I divorced the bastard shortly afterwards. Jilling is pretty much standard in certain circles, and has never acquired insult status probably because female masturbation is invariably seen as a very good thing, certainly as erotic as it is empowering - unlike the male counterpart which is invariably associated with sad lonely guys who can't get their hole. You heard about the compulsive wanker? He fell down the stairs and smashed his pyjamas. Says it all really. |
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07 Feb 08 - 09:16 PM (#2256475) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Beer Maybe this fits here and then maybe not, but where else can I say it. When we were in our teens early twenties the thing to say was. "Trying to get your finger wet". This was said to another male as he came forth with a smile or was appearing to his buddies after a date, walk home or simply a talk with a girl he was trying to pick up. Beer (adrien) |
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08 Feb 08 - 09:17 AM (#2256733) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Dead Horse So exactly how does any of this come in handy? Errr. Answered me own question, really :-) |
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08 Feb 08 - 09:23 AM (#2256736) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: catspaw49 I gotta' ask.............Amos, just who the hell are your cubicle mates? Unbelievable...............Karen and I each busted a gut over the same one. They are all okay and cute, some better than others as you'd expect, some really funny, but for some reason we were both literally doubled over after Clambake for One. Give the originator a special reward for that one!!! Spaw |
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08 Feb 08 - 10:23 AM (#2256781) Subject: RE: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Amos At my state of alimentary decay, Spaw, they don't give cubicle mates. NErvous about liability, or abuse chatrges or something... I have a door on my office. :D A |
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08 Feb 08 - 12:14 PM (#2256894) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: John J From a real live woman (not me!): Right Hand Manual. JJ |
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08 Feb 08 - 01:21 PM (#2256976) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Richard Bridge Er- but what about the bar sinister? |
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08 Feb 08 - 05:18 PM (#2257231) Subject: Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Jack Blandiver Who changed the thread title & for why? |
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08 Feb 08 - 06:14 PM (#2257267) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: skipy Polishing the prawn! Now, I am going to lie down in the small dark room with the sprinlker on, I will be wearing boxing gloves tywraped behind my back! Skipy |
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08 Feb 08 - 06:18 PM (#2257271) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: John MacKenzie Coxing the man in the boat. G |
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09 Feb 08 - 01:45 PM (#2257816) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Mrrzy My son came up with this one, which I think is brilliant: Jerking In. |
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09 Feb 08 - 01:48 PM (#2257819) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: GUEST,misty eyes Fanny Power. |
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09 Feb 08 - 02:27 PM (#2257854) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: gnu One of the finest compliments I was ever paid... "I've been going in circles thinking about you." (Yes, she did have to explain it. I am a backwoods gentleman. Well, I was, once.) Mets... hehehehehe. Excellent! I am glad I got out of bed today... I have learned so much. |
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25 Jul 08 - 09:22 AM (#2397530) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: GUEST,Beatrix to shake the little devil (imp) in the bush |
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25 Jul 08 - 09:52 AM (#2397573) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Jack Blandiver Forgot about this one, though I do wonder why the Nannying Gonks that moderate this forum felt the need to change the title, which was originally Folklore: Slang Words for Female Masturbation. There's way too much of this sort of interference going on here. |
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25 Jul 08 - 12:25 PM (#2397688) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Bill D Because...if some innocent researcher (especially young ones) does a search for thread titles involving the usual idea of musical 'folklore', this is not what we'd like to pop-up! We can't protect everyone from everything, but a bit of editing may help. It's possible to do a 'specific' search for masturbstion, if that's what you want. |
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25 Jul 08 - 12:50 PM (#2397714) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: gnu I've been searching... ah... never mind. |
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25 Jul 08 - 01:33 PM (#2397755) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: GUEST,Guest from sanity Ironic, how most of the men on here, either declined, or were reluctant to jump in...Do you think that be..just might be, because they have more respect for women, than SOME women perceive men to have????????????? |
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06 May 09 - 04:09 AM (#2625243) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Jack Blandiver The Penguin Cafe Orchestra have a track called 'Salty Bean Fumble' which alludes, I imagine, to... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfYdWPTLX-0 Respect. |
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06 May 09 - 04:26 AM (#2625257) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Barry Finn Keeping it musicial Jackson Browne used in his chorus for "Rosie" the older term I knew as a kid for what a woman would call her best friend when she was feeling in the mood "Rosie Palmer & her 5 sisters". I guess it could be used in other ways & meanings too but this was the term & meaning that I knew when just a pup. "Rosie you're alright, you wear my ring, When you hold me tight, Rosie, that's my thing. When you turn out the lights, I got to hand it to me. Looks like it's me & you again tonight, Rosie" Barry Good nite, Rosie Good nite, Chet |
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06 May 09 - 05:00 AM (#2625271) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Crow Sister (off with the fairies) "Rosie Palm and one of her five lovely daughters", is also one I've heard used a few times by women. |
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06 May 09 - 10:15 AM (#2625420) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: GUEST,Les B. How about mistressbating ? |
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06 May 09 - 07:19 PM (#2625858) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: GUEST,donu brushing the meat curtains. |
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06 May 09 - 09:10 PM (#2625914) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: treeman Is this a joke thread? Women don,t do that sort of thing, surely?! |
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06 May 09 - 11:32 PM (#2625981) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Bill D Sure they do... I just never quite understood why EITHER sex needed more than one..or perhaps two.. euphemisms for it. One needs something to 'say' to express the erotic side of it at times, but why resort to silly phrases to just refer to it? You say I just don't understand human nature? *grin* ..........perhaps..... |
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07 May 09 - 02:27 PM (#2626459) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: bubblyrat "Having a Twank " (which is what the Widow Twanky did,perforce !). |
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07 May 09 - 04:29 PM (#2626560) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Ed T "Playing the muff piano" |
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07 May 09 - 04:33 PM (#2626567) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Ed T A very cold night, with her hands in a muff |
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07 May 09 - 04:35 PM (#2626570) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Ed T She's using the "hand mixer" tonight. |
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07 May 09 - 04:38 PM (#2626572) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Ed T Fluff'in the muff |
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07 May 09 - 04:41 PM (#2626574) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: gnu Gee, long time since I read this thread. Haven't got the time or energy to read back. Paddling the canoe? Rowing the boat? Cuffing the muff? |
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07 May 09 - 04:45 PM (#2626577) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Ed T watering the flower |
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07 May 09 - 04:57 PM (#2626591) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: gnu I like working in the garden. |
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07 May 09 - 05:24 PM (#2626608) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: GUEST,hg Who cares, really? How often might one actually use such slang...? |
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07 May 09 - 06:20 PM (#2626649) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: robomatic *Song related* courtesy of The Foremen: "Firing the Surgeon General" |
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08 May 09 - 01:14 AM (#2626870) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Slag Little Eva's doin' the Local Motion! Now THAT'S original! You're welcome girls. |
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08 May 09 - 01:16 AM (#2626871) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Slag Darn! Missed 69 by one....again! |
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08 May 09 - 09:31 PM (#2627449) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: Art Thieme puce |
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08 May 09 - 10:12 PM (#2627469) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: frogprince Huh??? You okay, Art? : ) |
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28 May 11 - 03:34 PM (#3161840) Subject: RE: Slang Words for Female Masturbation From: GUEST,Neutrino Shuffling a KitKat |