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BS: Bong Hits for Obama...

09 Feb 08 - 08:26 PM (#2258107)
Subject: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Bobert

Well, gol danged... We got every other kinda thread for Barak so I figurated that for the stoners, x-stoners and stoner wantabees that we needed this thread...

Okay, I'll start...

Pfssstttttttttt....

Whufffffffpppphhhhttttttttyt....

((cough))

Whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

Wow, man, pass the friggin' cookies....

Who is next????

Okay, I'll admit that this may not get Obama any additional votes but good opportunity to "sit around the shanty and put a good buzz on"...

B;)


09 Feb 08 - 08:28 PM (#2258110)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Peace

Sara Lee, where ARE you?


09 Feb 08 - 08:34 PM (#2258119)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Amos

She is in the kitchen, man. I had to put her in the fridge. She really wanted to get int he fridge. So what was I gonna do, ya know? I am sure she's still in there, though....there's no back door... is there? In the fridge, I mean, man....



A


09 Feb 08 - 08:35 PM (#2258120)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Peace

Is that the thing in the kitchen? FRIDGE? I been tryna cook a turkey in it for eleven years. Stinks like hell.


09 Feb 08 - 08:39 PM (#2258124)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Peace

AND, it ain't cooked.


09 Feb 08 - 08:42 PM (#2258127)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Peace

But the feathers fell out, though.


09 Feb 08 - 08:43 PM (#2258128)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Peace

Sorry, man, didn't mean to let a turkey hijack yer thread.


09 Feb 08 - 08:43 PM (#2258129)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Rapparee

I cooked a turkey one time. I read teh insdru...directions...and it said "Clean the turkey." So I put it in the oven and turned the oven to "clean." The turky was magically changed into a krispy critter so I had it for brekfast with mlik.


09 Feb 08 - 08:49 PM (#2258142)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Peace

Yum.


09 Feb 08 - 08:56 PM (#2258147)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Bobert

... pass the burned thing...

Ahhhh, what is this, anyway???

Tastes like carbon...

Ahhhhhh, anyone have any catsup???

B~


09 Feb 08 - 08:57 PM (#2258148)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Peace

Is that the red stuff?


09 Feb 08 - 09:03 PM (#2258150)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Rapparee

I think is green now. Been in the cold thing a long time.


09 Feb 08 - 09:13 PM (#2258157)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Peace

So, uh, what's the RED stuff. Man, like,


09 Feb 08 - 09:15 PM (#2258158)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: catspaw49

So what else ya' got in the fridge? Hmmmm.........Any idea on what this is? ...................uh, yeah...........I dunno' man, its your fridge but I'd say its either very new lettuce of very old bacon.......but swear to god I can't tell................and this container is, uh.............hmmm ... looks like a puffball......awgawdamnsummabitch....what the fuck IS that? That smell would knock a buzzard off a shitwagon........geeeziz Peace...............Ya' know maybe you oughta' see if you can sell this whole damn fridge to Eli Lilly.................................I'm gonna' hurl.........

Spaw


09 Feb 08 - 09:17 PM (#2258159)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Peace

That's the microwave, Spaw. The fridge is a REAL mess.


09 Feb 08 - 09:26 PM (#2258165)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Rapparee

There's like, you know, an odor in here, man. I think that liek Bobert din't use deodrant or Spaw ate some thing that was really dead, ya know?


09 Feb 08 - 09:26 PM (#2258166)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: catspaw49

Well that explains what this thing is.............Appears to have been a phone.............You're lucky the whole place didn't blow up Man..............


Spaw


09 Feb 08 - 09:27 PM (#2258167)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Peace

Yeah. Like one of those dolls.


09 Feb 08 - 09:30 PM (#2258168)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Peace

Hookah.

Bong.


09 Feb 08 - 09:35 PM (#2258172)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Bobert

Yo, Spawz... Don't throw that puffball lookin' think away... Pass the sumabich over...

Yeah, baby, stick this sumabich in this little bowl here an'...

pffffssssstttttt...

Man, this is some dynomite puffball, man...

What else you got growin' in the frig???

Btw, man, vote fir Obama...

Ahhhhhh, you know the guy runnin' fir, ahhhhhhhhh...

... x-cuse me but what exactly is he runnin' for???

Hey, you gonna eat that thing??? What is it??? Awwww, nevermind... Just pass it one down this end of the table...


09 Feb 08 - 09:53 PM (#2258177)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Bobert

Ahhh, yeah... That's a bong, Brucie... How 'bout fillin' the sumabich up an' passin' the sumabich over to me....

B~

BTW, I wouldn't be doin' this if it weren't for Obama...

Sho nuff wouldn't...

((cough))


09 Feb 08 - 10:10 PM (#2258183)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Are we supposed to be hittin' the bong for Obama, or are we supposed to be passing the bong to Obama so he can take the hit Bobert loaded for him?

And are we still supposed to believe these fuckers didn't inhale?


09 Feb 08 - 10:11 PM (#2258185)
Subject: Lyr Add: TWO HITS AND THE JOINT TURNED BROWN
From: pdq

TWO HITS AND THE JOINT TURNED BROWN


Bob Marley and his reggae band (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Playin' reggae music all over the land (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown)

Now you're tryin' to light your roach while you're drivin' down the street
(Two hits and the joint turned brown)
But it's too small to smoke and it's too big to eat
(Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown)

Now it's gonna be a long night, we're gonna feel all right
(Two hits and the joint turned brown)
'Cause we rolling homestyle tonight (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown)

Fill the air with fine Colorado weed (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Two hits, two hits, swear it's all you need (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown)

Bob Marley and his reggae band (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Playin' reggae music all over the land (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown)

Ohhh, sweet momma (Two hits and the joint turned brown)
Ohhh, pretty baby (Two hits and the joint turned brown)


09 Feb 08 - 11:15 PM (#2258203)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: harpmolly

LMAO!!! :)


09 Feb 08 - 11:43 PM (#2258207)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Don Firth

bong?


10 Feb 08 - 12:52 AM (#2258226)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Little Hawk

Geez, this sounds a lot like Shane and Don's place on the weekend...except I haven't heard anything about beer yet, eh? Other than that...very, very similar, man. Cosmic.


10 Feb 08 - 02:42 AM (#2258238)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Lonesome EJ

Jeeziz...Anybody zee my zhues?


10 Feb 08 - 02:59 AM (#2258239)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Lonesome EJ

koff


10 Feb 08 - 03:52 AM (#2258251)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: gnu

Oh, wait, don't eat that, man.


10 Feb 08 - 06:02 AM (#2258284)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Rapparee

Eat? That? Okay.


10 Feb 08 - 08:21 AM (#2258339)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Bobert

(((coughobama)))


10 Feb 08 - 08:35 AM (#2258346)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: gnu

You didn't eat that, did you?


10 Feb 08 - 09:30 AM (#2258387)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Rapparee

Eat that? Okay?


10 Feb 08 - 10:14 AM (#2258414)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Amos

I think Hoyt has a few remarks for you guys. He left this for you...



A


10 Feb 08 - 10:30 AM (#2258421)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: bankley

hope you don't mind, I brought a garbage bag full of BC buds along. My contribution to the War on Drugs, which is another war that Dr. Paul wants to end.


10 Feb 08 - 11:29 AM (#2258461)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Rapparee

Paul? Paul's here? Where? Is he cooking the turkey?


10 Feb 08 - 11:48 AM (#2258483)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Bobert

What's wrong with the floor, Amos, mah man???

Woody Allen says "You can't fall off the floor" so it sounds safe to me...

B;)


10 Feb 08 - 12:01 PM (#2258490)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Lonesome EJ

Anybody zeen my keez? kaff! ssssssp...phhhhhhewww!
I know...Taco Bell! Somebody else is gonna hafta drive though.


10 Feb 08 - 12:03 PM (#2258495)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Amos

It's not the floor, man...it's the wakin' up....



A


10 Feb 08 - 12:53 PM (#2258542)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Mrrzy

(in a squeaky voice) I'm in as soon as I get home, I'm (cough cough) at work right now (*smile*)!


10 Feb 08 - 01:36 PM (#2258584)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Little Hawk

I found a promoter who nearly fell off the floor
He said I've never engaged in this kind of thing before
But, yes...I believe it can be easily done...


10 Feb 08 - 01:46 PM (#2258596)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Lonesome EJ

So y'all take the grill and the ground beef and the buns
and let's cook us up some burgers out on Highway 61


10 Feb 08 - 02:46 PM (#2258656)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Lonesome EJ

Little Hawk! Oh my God! I can't wake him up! Look at his eyes rolled back in his head...what kind of trip is he on?!

(Meanwhile, in Little Hawk's head, this was happening!)


10 Feb 08 - 03:32 PM (#2258697)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: gnu

Oh, man! I hope you ain't doin anything for about a month.

Can I borrow your propane torch? I gotta, ah, braze some, ah, burgers, man. Keep it under the cone, eh?


10 Feb 08 - 03:43 PM (#2258719)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Rapparee

Y aknow what's neat? Fill a big garbage bag with propane and tie it shi...she...closed with a fuse sticking out. Light the fuse and let it go and it will flote way up up up u[p and then explu...explii...blow up. It's like best to do this outside an dnot in the house ya know?


10 Feb 08 - 04:08 PM (#2258764)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Amos

Gawd, LEEJ, ya had me falling otu of my chair with that daydream. Hope he wakes up. I can't stand the vibes around here while he's doing that Shatner trip, man...



A


10 Feb 08 - 04:19 PM (#2258787)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Peace

"It's like best to do this outside an dnot in the house ya know? "

Tell me NOW!


21 Jun 08 - 01:30 PM (#2371487)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Amos

Man, Bobert got so far out he lost this htread. Tried to start it all over again. I tried to tell him it wasn't a good idea.

Hey, did Little Hawk eve come to?


A


21 Jun 08 - 05:20 PM (#2371615)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Bobert

Whew, Amos, ol' buddy... Thnaks fir the assist... Yeah, I thought I had started this a way back but, ahhhhh....

...nevermind that "ahhhhh" 'cause I gotta a better "ahhhhh"....

...jus' can't quite wrap my thinkerator 'round it right now but not to fear 'cause I am on the case...

Meanwhile, I'll look 'round for LH... He ain't much of a stoner which I guess accounts for his well thought out posts...

Me??? I rest my case...

(What case is that, Bobz???)

Man, these is some hard-ass questions flying at me...

B;~)


21 Jun 08 - 06:18 PM (#2371644)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Rapparee

Jist one hard case,thas Bobert.


21 Jun 08 - 08:47 PM (#2371679)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Still trying to find out where the kitchen is....by the way...what's a kitchen?????


22 Jun 08 - 07:11 AM (#2371813)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Becca72

Dudes, did you guys hear somethin' outside? I think it's the cops, man. Oh manohmanohman.


22 Jun 08 - 11:12 PM (#2372239)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Obama...
From: Little Hawk

Faaaaaar ouuuuuut......

They arrested Shane just a couple of days ago, eh? Major bummer.