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BS: Dear Valentine... your caption

13 Feb 08 - 02:16 PM (#2261590)
Subject: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Alice

"Love Hurts"

http://shisa.ukzn.ac.za/pictures/cupid_dead%20colour.jpg


13 Feb 08 - 02:29 PM (#2261599)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Severn

Turnabout is fair play.

Convcted by trial and arrow.

One small quiver, and he died. Heart attack, they say.....


13 Feb 08 - 02:42 PM (#2261611)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Jean(eanjay)

Can I get up now?


13 Feb 08 - 02:44 PM (#2261612)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Severn

"Quick! Circle the wagons!"


13 Feb 08 - 02:45 PM (#2261614)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Jean(eanjay)

I didn't realise these arrows were like boomerangs.


13 Feb 08 - 02:52 PM (#2261621)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Emma B

It was self defence your honour


13 Feb 08 - 02:56 PM (#2261625)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: John MacKenzie

Ooh I bet that's sore Eros


13 Feb 08 - 03:03 PM (#2261628)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Micca

"I shot an arrow in the air
it fell to earth I know not where"


13 Feb 08 - 03:07 PM (#2261632)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Peace

"Money's short and times are hard so

Here's your fuc#ing Valentine's card."


13 Feb 08 - 03:19 PM (#2261642)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Becca72

LOL Peace!


13 Feb 08 - 03:30 PM (#2261650)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: katlaughing

Read it and weep...here Love died.


13 Feb 08 - 03:35 PM (#2261656)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: PoppaGator

Gotcha back, you little bastard!


13 Feb 08 - 05:29 PM (#2261721)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: open mike

ouch! here comes heartache coming up the backstretch


13 Feb 08 - 06:19 PM (#2261758)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Charley Noble

If I had eyes in the back of my head,
I'd see the arrow of my ways!

Charley Noble


13 Feb 08 - 08:39 PM (#2261864)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Alice

"... ah, yes, and in addition to my moths and butterflies, I have this lovely rare specimen in my collection..."


13 Feb 08 - 08:41 PM (#2261866)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Alice

Ok, ok, I get the point!


13 Feb 08 - 08:42 PM (#2261867)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Alice

Workers' Comp! Workers' Comp!


13 Feb 08 - 08:44 PM (#2261870)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Alice

Wow. That was just like a bolt from the blue.


13 Feb 08 - 08:48 PM (#2261871)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Alice

I wondered where that sound was coming from. And then it hit me.


13 Feb 08 - 08:56 PM (#2261878)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Alice

Argh! Shafted again!


13 Feb 08 - 08:58 PM (#2261881)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Alice

For years you've been trying to pin me down!


13 Feb 08 - 09:04 PM (#2261885)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Alice

Well, doc, it's like a sharp stabbing feeling in my back that came on suddenly.


13 Feb 08 - 09:08 PM (#2261889)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Alice

Et tu?


14 Feb 08 - 02:13 AM (#2261990)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: mrdux

Watson, I think we may safely rule out suicide.


14 Feb 08 - 06:30 AM (#2262094)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Emma B

this guy deserves to get shot! :)


14 Feb 08 - 08:17 AM (#2262169)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: topical tom

Love can be a pain in the ass.


14 Feb 08 - 09:04 AM (#2262198)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: bankley

"I told you not to go hunting with Cheney"


14 Feb 08 - 09:20 AM (#2262206)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Amergin

Revenge....it is so sweet...


14 Feb 08 - 10:55 AM (#2262262)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: topical tom

Never mind the heartache!I've got a bitch of a backache!It's made me go all a-quiver!


14 Feb 08 - 12:30 PM (#2262343)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: catspaw49

"..........arrr.......ohgawdam........awjeez...............Fuck you Robert Blake.............."

Spaw


14 Feb 08 - 02:38 PM (#2262469)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Micca

" I see Marion has broken up with Robin Hood again!!!"


14 Feb 08 - 02:42 PM (#2262473)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Linda Kelly

Valentine -are you a Cupid stunt or.........



I apologise this is in extremely poor taste!


14 Feb 08 - 02:52 PM (#2262483)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Little Hawk

Peace!!! LOL!!!!!!!

Man, I had a girlfriend once who took all these little occasions damned seriously. She lived for such stuff. If I had sent that one of yours to her, it would have been like World War III. No prisoners.


14 Feb 08 - 04:19 PM (#2262541)
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Valentine... your caption
From: Emma B

Fat, naked and DANGEROUS!

he had it coming:)