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BS: Happy Valentine's Day

14 Feb 08 - 01:17 PM (#2262389)
Subject: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: katlaughing

Happy Valentine's Day

Peas say you'll be my Valentine.

I'll be squashed unless you do

It isn't just a corny line;

"I yam in love with you."

In fact, my heart just skips a beet

When you turnip on the scene.

You're radishing from head to feet,

A terrific human bean.

Hominy ways do I love thee?

Lettuce say to check that score

Lima apt to count eternally

And have mushroom left for more.

I spinach moment of each day

With thoughts of a sprout just you,

And if you carrot all you'll say,

"I love you too," tometoo (tomato).


14 Feb 08 - 01:25 PM (#2262399)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Mrrzy

Ah, yes, Single Person Awareness Day. And a happy one to you too!


14 Feb 08 - 01:37 PM (#2262410)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Ernest

Yes: happy St.-Florists-day to all of you!

Best
Ernest


14 Feb 08 - 01:37 PM (#2262413)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Donuel

a little opal GIFT FOR YOU http://i7.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/9f/10/8d51_1.JPG


14 Feb 08 - 01:59 PM (#2262438)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Wesley S

Well Mrrzy - If you're single and looking I'd suggest checking out the singles programs at your local church........

You're bound to find someone nice there.


14 Feb 08 - 02:04 PM (#2262443)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Emma B

.....not just for massacres


14 Feb 08 - 02:06 PM (#2262447)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: katlaughing

Donuel, that's beautiful.


14 Feb 08 - 04:14 PM (#2262538)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Donuel

I didn't make that huge one
but this one that looks like a romantic night is mine
http://images.marketworks.com/hi/61/61135/boc127.jpg


14 Feb 08 - 04:37 PM (#2262554)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Cats

Tonight on the local news there was a lovely interview with a couple in Plymouth [UK] who have been married for 79 years. They now hold the record for the longest marriage in the UK. He is 100 and she is 99. They always make sure they kiss each other before going to sleep at night and make sure the sun doesn't go down on their anger. What is their secret? A daily cuddle and good homecooked food!


14 Feb 08 - 04:37 PM (#2262556)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: katlaughing

Very nice. Check out some of these: click. The jeweller is my son's friend. She does all of her own lapidary, design, and metalsmithing.


14 Feb 08 - 04:39 PM (#2262559)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Bill D

♥♥♥♥♥


14 Feb 08 - 09:14 PM (#2262755)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Louie Roy

This is not a record by no means but it a damn good average, There were 10 kids in my Dad and Mother's family and 5 of us reached over 60 years of marriage and still going strong and I was the last to reach that goal which I did in 2006. There were two sisters older than I and one sister and brother who was younger. If you wonder how we did this when we took our marriage vovs and the minister asked if we would honor and obey he was talking to the males not the females


14 Feb 08 - 09:48 PM (#2262776)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: katlaughing

LOL, right he was, too, Louie! Good for all of you.

BillD, that's just so kewl!


15 Feb 08 - 07:08 AM (#2262931)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: Emma B

The day after


15 Feb 08 - 07:15 AM (#2262933)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Valentine's Day
From: The PA

My husband bought me a card and penned the following verse :

Some may laugh
Some may scoff
But I like you best
When you get your kit off !

Who said romance was dead.

(what's that noise - Oh its only Wordsworth spinning in his grave).