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17 Feb 08 - 10:31 AM (#2264508) Subject: Let's Go Waterboarding! From: Cool Beans It sounds so much like surfing that I wrote (with apologies to Brian Wilson)... WATERBOARDIN' SAFARI Let's go waterboarding Everybody's feeling sporting Come on waterboarding with me…. - From Baghdad to Guantanamo They're settin' 'em out Get ready, if you're up to the task. So grab your bag and bucket, And your rope and your board And bring a lot of questions to ask. Come on baby, let's go boarding There's not a hobby so rewarding The CIA's gonna be recording The Constitution we'll be thwarting. Let's go waterboarding Everybody's feeling sporting Come on waterboarding with me…. Early in the morning In the back of our van We waterboarded eight or nine men. You tell us that it's torture And you say that it's cruel, Just remember, we could always hang ten. Come on baby, let's go boarding There's not a hobby so rewarding The CIA's gonna be recording The Constitution we'll be thwarting Let's go waterboarding Everybody's feeling sporting Come on waterboarding with me…. Waterboarding is exciting Waterboarding is fun Sometimes a prisoner just needs a push And don't you even mention The Geneva convention; That's where they nominated George Bush (I think) Come on baby, let's go boarding There's not a hobby so rewarding The CIA's gonna be recording The Constitution we'll be thwarting. Let's go waterboarding Everybody's feeling sporting Come on waterboarding with me…. Waterboarding…waterboarding…waterboarding… |
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17 Feb 08 - 12:11 PM (#2264573) Subject: RE: Let's Go Waterboarding! From: open mike we need a verse about life preservers in there somewhere... |
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17 Feb 08 - 01:32 PM (#2264636) Subject: RE: Let's Go Waterboarding! From: GUEST,Peace Good one, CoolBeans. You tell 'em, man. |
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17 Feb 08 - 01:56 PM (#2264653) Subject: RE: Let's Go Waterboarding! From: Charley Noble CoolBeans- I bet the CIA's already got their own version of this one. If not, I bet they start singing yours or at least post in their break-room. Charley Noble |