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17 Feb 08 - 05:04 PM (#2264833) Subject: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Little Hawk ...you Care Bear says, "I can't stand you!" and slams the door in your face. |
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17 Feb 08 - 05:21 PM (#2264845) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Donuel you are the only bastard at the family reunion. |
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17 Feb 08 - 05:35 PM (#2264853) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Peace . . . your clothes are on the street. |
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17 Feb 08 - 05:39 PM (#2264856) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: GUEST,rock chick but where are my underpants Grrrr |
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17 Feb 08 - 06:48 PM (#2264894) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Bee-dubya-ell ...AA changes their first step from from "I admit that I'm powerless over alcohol," to "I admit that I've been hanging out with George." |
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17 Feb 08 - 07:09 PM (#2264921) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: artbrooks Your clothes are on the street...AND the locks have been changed. (Happened to the son of an acquaintance of mine.) |
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17 Feb 08 - 07:22 PM (#2264933) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: GUEST ...your dog leaves with the mailman. |
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17 Feb 08 - 07:24 PM (#2264934) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Bee Above guest was me... cookie unaccountably disappeared. |
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17 Feb 08 - 07:31 PM (#2264937) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: John on the Sunset Coast You get a letter of rejection. |
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17 Feb 08 - 07:35 PM (#2264940) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Sorcha Even your dogs won't sleep with you. And THEN leaves with the mailman. |
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17 Feb 08 - 08:28 PM (#2264981) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Bill D Your little shadow will no longer go in & out with you. |
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17 Feb 08 - 08:30 PM (#2264985) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Rapparee Even your bad breath forsakes you. |
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17 Feb 08 - 08:39 PM (#2264995) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: bobad You look in the mirror and don't see yourself. |
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17 Feb 08 - 08:51 PM (#2265006) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: David C. Carter Making love to your wife,at the height of your orgasm, she sends you an SMS,reminding you about the time the door knob broke! D |
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17 Feb 08 - 09:01 PM (#2265014) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Peace Your dog won't look at you. |
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17 Feb 08 - 09:33 PM (#2265025) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: HuwG ... you are inspired to sing the Blues. |
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17 Feb 08 - 09:34 PM (#2265026) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Peace LOL |
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17 Feb 08 - 10:03 PM (#2265040) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Rapparee Not even Little Hawk will answer your posts. |
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17 Feb 08 - 10:33 PM (#2265051) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Rowan You arrive at your lover's and find a 'strange' concertina on the kitchen table. |
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17 Feb 08 - 11:17 PM (#2265066) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: freightdawg ...Will Rogers flatly denies ever meeting you... Freightdawg |
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18 Feb 08 - 01:04 AM (#2265101) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Little Hawk Excellent work, people! ;-) Now if only Wilfred Pennifere could hear this stuff. |
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18 Feb 08 - 03:31 AM (#2265137) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Richard Bridge You see the band you founded playing a gig you didn't know about... |
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18 Feb 08 - 05:40 AM (#2265194) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Georgiansilver Your life plummets from a six bedroomed bungalow to a one bed rented flat! |
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18 Feb 08 - 07:34 AM (#2265238) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Richard Bridge That might be a matter of choice, in that you might be the party deciding to go. |
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18 Feb 08 - 08:13 AM (#2265267) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: topical tom You find a list of appointments with the pool boy in your wife's dresser drawer and you don't have a pool. |
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18 Feb 08 - 08:51 AM (#2265295) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: frogprince You find your studio portrait taped over the dart board... |
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18 Feb 08 - 09:19 AM (#2265303) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Dan Keding Your dog has run off with the mailman..... |
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18 Feb 08 - 09:20 AM (#2265305) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Dan Keding Sorry missed that dog one earlier... Your parents adopt your ex-wife... |
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18 Feb 08 - 10:00 AM (#2265332) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Rapparee ...you can't even put your arms around your cello or your lips to your pennywhistle. |
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18 Feb 08 - 12:07 PM (#2265424) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Little Hawk ....you keep trying to post a brilliantly witty message to the Mudcat, and it keeps disappearing into some black hole of cyberspace, never to be seen again. |
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18 Feb 08 - 12:21 PM (#2265437) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Bill D ...the Salvation Army band ignores you when they begin to work the crowd after a concert. (Happened to me!!) |
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18 Feb 08 - 12:23 PM (#2265440) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Bonnie Shaljean ... the Samaritans say, "Do it!!" |
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18 Feb 08 - 01:15 PM (#2265485) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: kendall You come home from school and your parents have moved. You step on the scales and the little note says "One at a time please". |
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18 Feb 08 - 01:18 PM (#2265488) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Bee-dubya-ell ...vultures ignore your carcass. |
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18 Feb 08 - 11:10 PM (#2265910) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Dan Keding ... your parents wrap your school lunches in road maps. ... you have to call the political pollsters. ... all traces of you have been deleted from the school year book and you were the editor. |
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18 Feb 08 - 11:33 PM (#2265919) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Slag ...you get your 5000th post and Winona says "Who?" and then " No way!" |
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19 Feb 08 - 12:03 AM (#2265933) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Little Hawk Yes. That is a worrisome prospect. No doubt about it. |
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19 Feb 08 - 12:28 AM (#2265947) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: DougR ...when she says no thanks. DougR |
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19 Feb 08 - 04:05 AM (#2265993) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Dead Horse ....your doctor calls in the mortician for a second opinion. (or even worse - to perform an autopsy)!! |
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19 Feb 08 - 09:05 AM (#2266168) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Bryn Pugh Even the crows wouldn't shit on you. |
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19 Feb 08 - 09:17 AM (#2266182) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: bobad ....you open your window for a breath of fresh air and your neighbours yell jump. |
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19 Feb 08 - 12:57 PM (#2266417) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Bill D when you get a personalized rejection slip |
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19 Feb 08 - 01:36 PM (#2266477) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: CarolC You know you've been rejected when your two best friends (not including Chongo) have run off to Alabama to live in a red El Camino with a giant rooster. |
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19 Feb 08 - 02:23 PM (#2266531) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Little Hawk Oh! The pain of it! "The most unkindest cut of all..." (Shakespeare) The day that Gideon and Kermit ran off together was the most traumatic one in my life so far. I am still attempting to recover from it. If Winona rejects me, that will be the final nail in the coffin. I will bid adieu forever to this vale of tears, and depart from it in the most dramatic manner that I can devise... "Then make my grave both wide and deep, put a marble stone at my head and feet, upon my breast put a white snow dove, to tell the world that I died for love!" |
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19 Feb 08 - 02:39 PM (#2266545) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Amos OR when the SUpreme Court won't even bother to hear your key Constitutional case. A |
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19 Feb 08 - 03:06 PM (#2266569) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Don Firth When you've just been born and the doctor takes one look at you, then slaps your mother. Don Tirth |
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19 Feb 08 - 04:04 PM (#2266639) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Slag What you believed to be a party invitation reads: "You are cordially invited to the theological place of eternal punishment!" |
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19 Feb 08 - 04:23 PM (#2266673) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: alanabit When even the taxman won't write to you... |
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19 Feb 08 - 04:33 PM (#2266681) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Gene Burton When automatic doors refuse to open for you. |
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19 Feb 08 - 04:41 PM (#2266690) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Rapparee ...your computer spits up when you touch it. |
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19 Feb 08 - 05:40 PM (#2266785) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Liz the Squeak Your cat doesn't come running when you open the cat food tin but would rather root through the garbage. LTS |
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19 Feb 08 - 06:18 PM (#2266836) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Dan Keding ... your self-help group switches nights and doesn't tell you. ... your identical twin gets plastic surgery. ...your life insurance company pays you your death benefit just so they can discontinue any communication with you. ... your parents change their last name and move to Patagonia. ...you never receive junk mail. |
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19 Feb 08 - 06:26 PM (#2266845) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Bill D My father said that HIS father would sometimes throw 9 pennies out in the yard and tell the 3 boys, "Don't come back until you find all 10." |
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19 Feb 08 - 08:57 PM (#2266974) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Peace Dear Occupant . . . . |
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19 Feb 08 - 08:58 PM (#2266977) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Peace Your mother hangs a pork chop around your neck and the dog still won't play with you. |
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19 Feb 08 - 10:26 PM (#2267010) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Donuel Your obsessive compuslive disorder therapy group tells you that they are now only meeting anually. |
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20 Feb 08 - 01:39 AM (#2267106) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Slag Better put a circled "C" on this stuff or you'll be hearing it again on Letterman or Leno. To bad Rodney Dangerousfield has moved on to play before other crowds greatly in need of humor. He lived for stuff like this. |
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20 Feb 08 - 01:54 AM (#2267109) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: The Fooles Troupe © (C) |
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20 Feb 08 - 02:29 AM (#2267133) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: GUEST,Wifred Pennifere Merciful heavens! I am gobsmacked! This thread is the very encapsulation of my most cherished hopes and dreams! As some of you know, I have sought rejection in all its ugly forms for most of my life, and I have been quite successful in finding it. Yes indeed. I have received countless rejections in the past 31 years, beginning very shortly after I emerged from the birth canal, and I remember each one of them. I keep lists of them in my little blue book. I am stunned reading this list, however, to discover that there are more than 15 forms of rejection here that I have not yet been subjected to! And here I thought I had achieved mastery. Well, it is fortunate that I am only 31 years old. There is much time left to complete my collection, and this thread has given me the inspiration I sorely needed. I am in your collective debt. I intend to begin tomorrow. Joy! Joy! New rejection is on the way, I can feel it in my bones. - Wilfred Pennifere p.s. I'm still single. I shall have to somehow secure a wife in order to experience some of the rejections listed here. That appears to be "Job 1". Wish me luck! |
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20 Feb 08 - 02:39 AM (#2267139) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: Georgiansilver Or do you mean wish you bad luck? |
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20 Feb 08 - 09:59 AM (#2267346) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: bankley you call 'suicide hotline' and get put on hold, listening to Muzak. So, tired of waiting, you call back, then their answering machine hangs up on you. You try a third time and find the number is no longer in service. |
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20 Feb 08 - 10:06 AM (#2267353) Subject: RE: BS: You know you've been rejected when.... From: bankley you come home from the bar early, walking sideways and seeing double to find your wife in bed with another woman, but you know that your eyes are just playing tricks until you realize that there's four of them.... could be a song there.... |
