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BS: Obama/Chongo in '08.....

18 Feb 08 - 07:50 PM (#2265802)
Subject: BS: Obama/Chongo in '08.....
From: Bobert

Well, they say that Obama ain't tough enough...

Any more questions???

Obama/Chongo in '08


18 Feb 08 - 08:04 PM (#2265814)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama/Chongo in '08.....
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I think I had a layover at the Obamachongo airport once...


18 Feb 08 - 08:12 PM (#2265818)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama/Chongo in '08.....
From: Bobert

And guess what, Beezer...

There ain't never been no highjackin' or funny stuff on any airplane departin' Obamachongo International and there's...

... a reason for this, gol danged it!!!


18 Feb 08 - 08:32 PM (#2265827)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama/Chongo in '08.....
From: Bill D

...mostly becuse the runway is only 200 yards long, and can't take anything larger than a Piper Cub, so no hijackers could get aboard.


18 Feb 08 - 08:53 PM (#2265838)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama/Chongo in '08.....
From: Bobert

Details...


18 Feb 08 - 10:50 PM (#2265898)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama/Chongo in '08.....
From: Little Hawk

That's a hell of an idea, Bobert. I like it. With Chongo as VP, Obama would get the vote of every primate in America. This could prove decisive. Plus, anybody who tried any dirty politics on the Obama/Chongo team would be in for some serious blowback. I'm not talking about legal action...Chongo uses methods more direct than legal action, faster too, and a hell of a lot more persuasive.


18 Feb 08 - 10:53 PM (#2265899)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama/Chongo in '08.....
From: wysiwyg

Chongo presiding over Congress on a crabby day-- I like it.

Hillary/Chongo.... nope, doesn't work for me.

McCain/Chongo, nope again.

Chongo/Huckabee-- now there is a winnning team. They can take care of the evolution thing.

~Susan


18 Feb 08 - 11:13 PM (#2265912)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama/Chongo in '08.....
From: Little Hawk

Chongo/Huckabee would be interesting. Chongo likes Huckabee on a personal level. He says that Huckabee is a "good egg", someone he'd enjoy spending some free time with just shooting the breeze. He doesn't really give a hoot about the evolution thing one way or another. Chongo says, "Evolution or Creation? Who cares? It don't matter how we got here. What matters is makin' a good job of things now that we ARE here. The scientists got their ideas, the church people got theirs. Me, I figure they both could be wrong or they both might be part right, but I don't bow down to either one of 'em cos they don't know the whole story about it, and there ain't no one who does. Anyway, it don't matter. Like I said, we're here NOW and we got to do a good job with what's on our plate right now, kapiche?"

Still, Chongo figures Obama is definitely the best bet at the moment, among the top contenders.

McCain? No way. The man's got a bad temper. The first time he got testy with Chongo he would find out that Chongo's got a worse one.