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BS: Best Of Show... your caption

23 Feb 08 - 04:36 PM (#2270529)
Subject: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Alice

"but mommy, I have to go potty NOW"

http://www.hemmy.net/images/animals/dogshow15.jpg


23 Feb 08 - 04:39 PM (#2270531)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Alice

when hairy met Sally


23 Feb 08 - 04:42 PM (#2270533)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Alice

"No, it's put your RIGHT foot out."


23 Feb 08 - 05:12 PM (#2270551)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Georgiansilver

Britney, do you take Laddie to be your............


23 Feb 08 - 05:13 PM (#2270552)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Georgiansilver

Laddie, you may kiss the bride!


23 Feb 08 - 05:20 PM (#2270558)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Becca72

"gawd, I hope this is the end with the head..."


23 Feb 08 - 05:54 PM (#2270579)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: catspaw49

"Not the TONGUE Lady........NOT THE TONGUE!!!!

...BLECH.................geeziz..............She's so disgusting.........................."


Spaw


23 Feb 08 - 06:09 PM (#2270587)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: topical tom

Now listen, Laddie.No pressure, but if you win I won't have you neutered.


23 Feb 08 - 06:10 PM (#2270588)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Sorcha

I TOLD you to just trust me!


23 Feb 08 - 06:59 PM (#2270612)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Bill D

"Better call Lassie. I'm not running 10 miles to tell them you hurt your foot!"


24 Feb 08 - 06:09 AM (#2270858)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: van lingle

"To hell with the AKC, this is bigger than both of us."


24 Feb 08 - 12:10 PM (#2271015)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Alice

Dear, I think that's a shaggy dog story.


24 Feb 08 - 12:17 PM (#2271025)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Alice

You're buying the cheap liver snaps again. No more prancing around until you get me the good stuff!


24 Feb 08 - 01:55 PM (#2271110)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: John on the Sunset Coast

You go long..to the second fire hydrant...I'll toss the bone to you there, so be ready.


24 Feb 08 - 02:08 PM (#2271122)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Alice

Did you see that mastiff at the end of the line?!


25 Feb 08 - 03:06 AM (#2271614)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Lonesome EJ

She had been complaining of a badly stuffed-up nose for weeks, but no one was prepared to see her suddenly drop to her knees and sneeze out a complete shitsu.


25 Feb 08 - 05:55 AM (#2271662)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Georgiansilver

Did you mean to say....She had been 'dogged' with a badly stuffed up nose?


25 Feb 08 - 01:47 PM (#2272016)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Matt_R

The Dementors are really taking this "Sirius is a dog Animagus" thing way too seriously.


25 Feb 08 - 02:24 PM (#2272064)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Alice

I heard that sneeze, Lonesome.
It sounded like "sshheeeee TZOOO"!


25 Feb 08 - 02:33 PM (#2272072)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Lonesome EJ

Matt, where the hell you been? I missed you, man!


25 Feb 08 - 02:36 PM (#2272075)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Lonesome EJ

It sounded like "sshheeeee TZOOO"! .

Dachsundheit!


25 Feb 08 - 07:56 PM (#2272317)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Alice

Hush, li'l baby don't say a word.


25 Feb 08 - 07:58 PM (#2272319)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Alice

Who let the dogs out? Who, who?


25 Feb 08 - 09:39 PM (#2272397)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: GUEST,lox

" ... I can't stand up - our braces have locked together..."


25 Feb 08 - 10:46 PM (#2272421)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Cluin

I can't see nuffin!


26 Feb 08 - 09:21 PM (#2273241)
Subject: RE: BS: Best Of Show... your caption
From: Cluin

Now I can see it.

The lady's preference is obviously not pussy.