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27 Feb 08 - 06:52 PM (#2274199) Subject: Parody - Early one Morning From: Betsy I've checked the DT Lyrics and it's not there, and I wonder if anyone knows a parody / version which deals with what a horrible place,with a horrible Landlord , that a country Pub can be shite beer , shite food , one armed bandit etc.etc. Cheers Betsy |
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27 Feb 08 - 07:05 PM (#2274215) Subject: RE: Parody - Early one Morning From: Folkiedave Nope, but I have been there! Dave |
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27 Feb 08 - 07:06 PM (#2274219) Subject: RE: Parody - Early one Morning From: stallion Arthur Marsden sings it, he is in the Shellbacks at the Mo, my mate Graham knows the words I will get them from him and post them to this thread Peter |
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27 Feb 08 - 07:18 PM (#2274225) Subject: RE: Parody - Early one Morning From: Dave Earl This is a song written by a mate of mine Miles Wootton. Give I a few days and I may be able to come up with the words. Other than that I know Arthur sings it or if you can contact Micca wot hangs around here I know he sang it at Sidmouth last weekend. Dave Ends with "we don't half get some funny customers in here" |
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27 Feb 08 - 07:33 PM (#2274239) Subject: RE: Parody - Early one Morning From: Dave Roberts Cyril Tawney used to sing it and it's on a CD of Pub songs he recorded. Oddly enough, I managed to memorize the whole thing after hearing it only a couple of times. If, for any reason, you can't get hold of the words, I can supply them for you. |
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27 Feb 08 - 07:43 PM (#2274246) Subject: Lyr Add: PUBLIC BAR (Miles Wootton) From: stallion Public Bar (Miles Wootton) Early one evening Just as the pubs were opening A traveler was walking down A cold and windy street He saw a door ajar He stepped in a public bar Said, "Landlord, I would like a drink And something good to eat. I fancy some crusty bread And roast beef of old England Some fresh butter from the churn A pickled onion too And if you think you could Draw some bitter from the wood I'd be quite content to quaff A gentle pint or two I'll sit down by your pine log fire And ponder on the infinite The quiet of your hostelry Shall seep into my heart And if a regular Should come into the bar Maybe I'll entice him in A contest of the dart." "Come in," says the landlord, "I've got Pre-packed beef paste sandwiches And instant frozen sausages Which I purchase by the ton So if you fancy it I could defrost a bit And serve it up with ketchup On a supermarket bun I'll pour you a plastic pot Of quaint old English ready-brew As advertised on telly By a famous rugby scrum No dirty wooden barrels here We only keep hygienic beer Safely sterilized inside This aluminium drum So sit down by the pine log fire I'll switch the logs on presently Maybe you would like to try My brand new fruit machine Three cherries in a row Will set your heart aglow My jukebox plays some rock and roll That will really set the scene." So the traveler sat down beside The polystyrene inglenook Plastic beads were swaying To an electronic sound He started to bite and chew He took a sip of ready-brew He gave a ghastly gurgle And fell dead upon the ground "O dear, " says the landlord As he switched the color telly on "Another fatal accident The third this week, I fear If they cannot hold their own Why can't they stay at home I must say that we get some funny Customers in here" copyright Miles Wootton |
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27 Feb 08 - 08:07 PM (#2274274) Subject: RE: Parody - Early one Morning From: dick greenhaus There are enough songs in the DT to make title scanning a fruitless endeavour. Try looking for a phrase or odd word. It's in there, as "Public Bar". |
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27 Feb 08 - 08:25 PM (#2274284) Subject: RE: Parody - Early one Morning From: Leadfingers And is available on CD from Miles ! I wont put his details in here , but a PM will get them from me ! |
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27 Feb 08 - 09:08 PM (#2274314) Subject: RE: Parody - Early one Morning From: Girl Friday This is a popular part of Wysywig's repertoirre. Brill song. |
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28 Feb 08 - 04:00 AM (#2274484) Subject: RE: Parody - Early one Morning From: GUEST Thank you all so much especially Miles Wootton, and in particular Stallion for putting it in print.
I've just read it through (I'm at work at 8-ish in the morning.) and the pleasure it gave me was immense. Maybe I just like the ridiculous.
If anyone (as I do) despairs in trying to write the occasional song because of phrasing, and balancing the number of syllables in a line, then delight in reading (whilst humming the tune in your head) "The polystyrene inglenook". Yet again Mudcat subscribers prove to be a font of knowledge! Cheers, Betsy |
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28 Feb 08 - 09:36 AM (#2274676) Subject: RE: Parody - Early one Morning From: Micca Dave,It wasn't me that sung this at the Anchor, I dont remember who did, but twerent me!!, but a good job it was done of it. |
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28 Feb 08 - 02:15 PM (#2274983) Subject: Lyr Add: EARLY ONE EVENING (Miles Wootton) From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Slightly different words gleaned from the album "Out of Wedlock", the title of which kind of fortuitously relates to relations between Miles and the singer for a number of years. I think they have made up their differences now tho'. EARLY ONE EVENING Early one evening, just as the pubs were opening, A traveller came walking down a cold and rainy street, Noticed the door ajar, Stepped into the public bar, "Landlord, I would like a drink, and something nice to eat". "I fancy some some crusty bread, and roast beef of old England, Butter from the churn, and tangy home made pickles too, And if you think you could, Draw some bitter from the wood, I'd be most content to quaff a foaming pint or two". "I'll sit here by your open fire, and contemplate infinity, The quiet of your hostelry shall creep into my heart, And if a regular, Should chance to step into the bar, Mayhap I'll engage him in a contest with the dart". "Come in", said the landlord, "I got prepacked fishpaste sandwiches, And soya sausage substitute I purchase by the ton, And should you fancy it, I might defrost a bit, And plaster it with ketchup, on a supermarket bun". "I'll sling you a plastic pot of supersparkle Reddibru, As advertised on telly, by a famous rugby scrum, No filthy barrels 'ere, We serves 'ygenic beer, Safely paralysed inside these aluminium drums". "Sit dahn by the fire squire, I'll switch the logs on right away, Or maybe you'd prefer to play my latest fruit machine, Free cherries in a row, That should set yer 'eart aglow, Or 'ow about me jukebox, that should really set the scene". The traveller sat down beside the polystyrene inglenook, The plastic beams vibrating to the electronic sound, Took a bite, began to chew, Sank his pint of Reddibru, Gave a ghastly gurgle, and fell dead upon the ground. "Oh dear", said the landlord, as he switched his colour telly on, "Another fatal accident, the third this week, I fear, If they can't 'old their own, Why don't they stay at 'ome, MY GAWD, YER DON'T 'ARF GET SOME FUNNY CUSTOMERS IN 'ERE". |
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28 Feb 08 - 05:38 PM (#2275194) Subject: RE: Parody - Early one Morning From: Betsy If nowt else Don, you have corrected (I suppose) the plastic BEADS in Stallions version - which DID have me wondering !!!!! At home now so not signed in as "Guest" as per previous message. Cheers Betsy |
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29 Feb 08 - 09:44 AM (#2275686) Subject: RE: Parody - Early one Morning From: GUEST,Suffolk Miracle There are some additional verses (wherein the bloke comes back to life and finds a better place) written by Ian McCulloch of Durham Folk Club |
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29 Feb 08 - 09:48 AM (#2275690) Subject: RE: Parody - Early one Morning From: pavane I think I have got this in a published book somewhere, but it is at home in Wales, and I am in Luxembourg. (Got a gig tonight, playing Welsh tunes for St Davids Day celeb) |
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01 Mar 08 - 09:40 AM (#2276496) Subject: RE: Parody - Early one Morning From: Dave Earl Micca it must have been the drink.(How many barrel did we finish off?) I now recall that it was Barry Gay from Bristol (or is it Bath) and famous at Sidmouth and Chippenham Festivals. Dave |
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04 Sep 13 - 04:38 PM (#3556139) Subject: Lyr Add: EARLY ONE EVENING (Miles Wootton) From: GUEST,Sharon I think this is what you are looking for?? EARLY ONE EVENING (Miles Wootton) Early one evening Just as the pubs were opening A traveller was walking down A cold and windy street. He saw a door ajar. He stepped in a public bar, Said, "Landlord, I would like a drink And something good to eat.
"I fancy some crusty bread
"I'll sit down by your pine log fire
"Come in," says the landlord,
"I'll pour you a plastic pot
"So sit down by the pine log fire
So the traveler sat down beside
"O dear," says the landlord Cheers |
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05 Sep 13 - 12:01 PM (#3556338) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Early One Morning/Evening (parody) From: Sir Roger de Beverley The book that this appeared in is "The English Folk Singer" by Sam Richards and Tish Stubbs - Collins 1979. They credit it to Miles Wootton, 1974. R |
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05 Sep 13 - 12:12 PM (#3556344) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Early One Morning/Evening (parody) From: Stringsinger My nit pick is that an identity and not a rhyme was used in the second line in the second stanza with the last line essentially rhyming "too" with "two. Because of this discrepancy, it sticks out. Otherwise, a clever piece. |
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22 Aug 22 - 03:31 PM (#4150741) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Early One Morning/Evening (parody) From: Joe Offer Joe - do cleanup |