13 May 99 - 03:15 PM (#78161) Subject: Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red From: Bastiaan de Groot (iets007@yahoo.com I am looking fore the text of a song that goes like this: It's a lady in green she's a walking sex machine it's a lady in red ....... it's a lady in brown ..... if someone could mail it to me i would be tankfull |
07 Apr 08 - 05:35 AM (#2308859) Subject: RE: Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red From: GUEST i know that the lady in red makes her livin in a bed and pink likes it in the sink brown likes it upiside down |
07 Apr 08 - 08:50 AM (#2308989) Subject: RE: Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red From: Charley Noble There's a whole set of verses to this ditty, which I ran into as a college student in the early 1960's. We called the song "The Lady Mechanic" and it was not an appeal for affirmative action in any progressive sense. This is the way our verses ran: Anon. Collected at Bowdoin College in the early 1960's The Lady Mechanic G I know a lady dressed in black, -------------------------G7 She makes her living on her back – -------------------C She's a lady me-chanic, -------------------G She's a lady me-chanic, ---------D----------------------D7------------G She's a lady mechanic and I love her any-how. I know a lady dressed in red, She makes her living going from bed to bed – She's a registered nurse… I know a lady dressed in green, She makes her living pounding meat lean – She's a lady butcher… I know a lady dressed in brown, She makes her living going up and down – She's an elevator operator… I know a lady lives on a hill, Every night she gets her fill – She's a blueberry picker… Some additional verses were posted here by Steve from Mudcat (Schantieman): I know a lady dressed in red Makes her living lying on a bed She's a mattress tester. She's a mattress tester and I love that girl of mine. I know a lady dressed in white Makes her living working at night She's a night nurse. She's a night nurse and I love that girl of mine. I know a lady wears no gown Makes her living riding up and down She's an elevator operator. She's an elevator operator and I love that girl of mine. I know a lady goes so far - Makes her living lying in a car She's an auto mechanic She's an auto mechanic and I love that girl of mine. I know a lady dressed in black Makes her living lying on her back She's a whore! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
08 Apr 08 - 08:09 AM (#2309958) Subject: RE: Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red From: Mr Red I'll take the red one |
11 Feb 11 - 12:06 PM (#3093270) Subject: RE: Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red From: GUEST makes a living in the bed and pink is old lady in pink made my little fingers stink |
03 Sep 11 - 08:03 AM (#3217526) Subject: RE: Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red From: GUEST theres a lady in red she makes her living on her bed theres a lady in red she makes her living on her bed singing whooo ooo ho ho singing sex is good for you theres a lady in black makes her living on her back theres a lady in glitter and she takes it up ther shitter there a lady in purple shes got piss flaps like a turtle there a lady in green and she will lick your member clean theres a lady in lace and she will sit right on your face theres a lady in blue and she will come all over you |
05 Apr 12 - 11:30 AM (#3334050) Subject: RE: Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red From: GUEST,Brohirrim This is the version I know, a repeat-after-me drinking chant: I knew a Lady in Red, (x2) And I fucked her 'till she bled! (x2) I knew a Lady in Red, (x2) And I fucked her 'till she bled! (x2) Chorus: Singing Ooooooh-dee-oh (x2) Singing Oh-dee-fuckin'-oh! (x2) Woah-oh! (x2) Woah-oh! (x2) Singing Oh-dee-oh-dee-oh... (x2) Beyond the first verse, there are never any fixed verses, with the song continuing on for however long people are able to come up with new rhymes. It's never the same thing twice, and everytime we sing it I still see guys come up with new verses I've never heard before. Common Verses: I knew a Lady in Pink, and she takes it in the stink! ... I knew a Lady in Green, and I fucked her in the spleen! ... I knew a Lady in Plaid, and I fucked her with her dad! ... etc, etc. |
06 Jun 20 - 12:33 PM (#4057681) Subject: RE: Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red From: and e She’s a lady in red |
06 Jun 20 - 12:34 PM (#4057682) Subject: RE: Looking fore the text of: it's a lady in red From: and e Retrieved from here: https://www.facebook.com/AirCadetSongs/posts/shes-a-lady-in-redshe-likes-to-do-it-in-the-bedsing-naa-na-na-naasing-naa-na-na-/265359553576475/ |