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12 Mar 08 - 06:38 PM (#2286835) Subject: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: Little Hawk - who can resist the temptation to overeat! - and who is discreet about indulging his or her sexual desires. - and who is scrupulously clean by choice and doesn't like rolling in shit. Yes, I'd like to believe all those things. I really would. |
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12 Mar 08 - 06:44 PM (#2286845) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: ranger1 LH, too bad you never met my Clancy Dog. We could put a full bowl of food down in the AM and he frequently wouldn't finish it until the next AM. He was never a leg-humper, a crotch-jammer or an over-zelous self-licker. He didn't seem to have much interest in humping other dogs, either. And only once or twice in his 16 years did he find something that he just couldn't resist rolling in. He didn't clean out the catbox or slurp water out of the toilet, either. We used to call him Clancy the Wonderdog. |
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12 Mar 08 - 06:55 PM (#2286858) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: artbrooks There's a spitz-er in New York who is up for grabs.... |
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12 Mar 08 - 07:06 PM (#2286878) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: bobad Here you go LH, just what you're looking for. |
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12 Mar 08 - 07:06 PM (#2286880) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: Peace The only dog I ever had who wouldn't hump a dead turtle. |
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12 Mar 08 - 07:16 PM (#2286885) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: Little Hawk Awright. Some really good ideas coming in here. This is why I love the Internet. |
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12 Mar 08 - 07:28 PM (#2286896) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: Bee-dubya-ell Little Hawk, there actually is a dog that fits your requirements perfectly. It's called a "cat". |
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12 Mar 08 - 07:31 PM (#2286897) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: Little Hawk Yeah. ;-) How about that, eh? |
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12 Mar 08 - 07:44 PM (#2286902) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: Bee-dubya-ell Well, actually there's a bit of a problem with the "discreet about indulging his or her sexual desires" part, particularly with unneutered tomcats. The difference is that a tomcat's horniness manifests itself as yowling instead of humping. But a quick visit to the vet can fix that problem almost as quickly as you can say "Snip, snip!" |
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12 Mar 08 - 07:48 PM (#2286906) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: Peace The most unkindliest cut of all. |
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12 Mar 08 - 08:00 PM (#2286910) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: gnu That's why they want the window open. Not to flap their ears in the wind. It's to be able to jump out if you get near the vet's. |
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12 Mar 08 - 08:06 PM (#2286913) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: Peace "Ahem. My owners said they are taking me to the vets to be tutored." That was a Far Side cartoon. |
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12 Mar 08 - 08:21 PM (#2286924) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: Sorcha You've never met Max the Grand dog either. As far as I know, he's never jumped anything in his life....he doesn't 'lick' either....and does self feed just fine. You can't have him tho. The Corgis would miss Uncle Max something dreadful. |
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12 Mar 08 - 08:55 PM (#2286934) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: number 6 "Yes, I'd like to believe all those things. I really would." well, meet ... Otis biLL |
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12 Mar 08 - 09:06 PM (#2286939) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: Little Hawk Wow! Otis is quite a sight to see. He is clearly a true aristocrat, you can tell by the nose and the eyes. |
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12 Mar 08 - 10:00 PM (#2286982) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: JohnInKansas Nursing home residents liked robot dog as much as the real thing. "Even a faux Fido can comfort lonely people" John |
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12 Mar 08 - 10:17 PM (#2287002) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: bobad "Even a faux Fido can comfort lonely people" Tell that to Eliot Spitzer. |
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12 Mar 08 - 10:36 PM (#2287020) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: number 6 LH ... Otis says thanks for the compliment. biLL |
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12 Mar 08 - 11:06 PM (#2287049) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: Little Hawk You're welcome, Otis. No kidding, that is one impressive looking dog. |
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13 Mar 08 - 05:04 AM (#2287156) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: Newport Boy Probably belongs on the Joke thread, but regarding the vets: In the vets one morning there was a young woman with a very hang-dog German Shepherd. The spaniel asked the dog what was wrong. "Early hours of this morning, my mistress came down to the kitchen, opened the fridge and bent over to reach a drink. She was in her short nightie, and I'm afraid I disgraced myself. She's brought me here - I'm afraid it's the end, or at best, the snip". They went in to the vet, and 15 minutes later, out came a much more cheerful dog. "What happened?" asked the spaniel. "He trimmed my claws!!" Phil |
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13 Mar 08 - 07:30 AM (#2287222) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: Thompson My dog eats a mug of dried food morning and night; if you put down more she'll turn away. Treats, of course, are another matter. And 'human' food. |
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13 Mar 08 - 01:19 PM (#2287525) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: frogprince Number 6, I hate to tell you this, but... That isn't a dog; that's an anteater! But then again, if he's well behaved and a good companion, so what... |
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13 Mar 08 - 01:21 PM (#2287529) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: Little Hawk LOL!!! |
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13 Mar 08 - 01:24 PM (#2287531) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: Stilly River Sage I was going to suggest aardvark. . . :) |
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13 Mar 08 - 02:19 PM (#2287578) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: number 6 Well guys .... when I told Otis of your rather rude remarks he answered in his usual stoic, dignified manner ... Well, they can go and kiss my royal behind biLL :) |
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14 Mar 08 - 12:00 AM (#2287999) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: Stilly River Sage My dogs were beside themselves with joy this evening on our walk--they discovered some dead thing out there. It was all I could do to keep Cinnamon (the pit bull) from picking up (and eating, no doubt) the tail of something recently deceased. Not sure what it was. It could have been a big cat or a small dog. Kind of had the tiger-stripy look of a cat, but it had long coarser looking hair. Just the tail. "Please please please please please please please please please please please!" they whined as they struggled to get a little closer. "Just let us sniff it!" SRS |
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14 Mar 08 - 02:04 AM (#2288023) Subject: RE: BS: I'd like to believe that there is a dog- From: Amergin Bill The Cat John Williamson We had a cat His name was Bill He caught our budgie on the window sill One holy day, one sunday morn Left only feathers on our back lawn Oh no Bill, you can't do that You silly pussy, you stupid cat So we took him down, our family pet And we left his balls with the family vet meeoooww meeeoooww Well the very next day he packed his bags Left all his penthouse and playboy mags How could we do it to the family vet Go and leave his balls with the family vet Well we get no postcards, no telephone calls He's out in the bush somewhere, with no balls And he's obsessed with sweet revenge So he eats our parrots and our fairy wrens (Chorus) Yes he's mortified and we all regret that we Left his balls with the family vet X2 How he's highly sought by the feral choir For his new found talent to sing much higher Has no more time for female friends Only parrots and fairy wrens No sense of humour, ex-family pet He's still angry, he's still upset It still hurts, he can't forget That we left his balls with the family vet Chorus X2 |
