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BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?

21 Mar 08 - 02:37 PM (#2294631)
Subject: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: Mrrzy

I seem to recall that I got this info here, how to get your name if you were in various of these professions, but I can't find it either here or on the Internet so help! I seem to remember that there were Star Wars and Star Trek names too, with your middle name spelled backwards or something? Thanks, all.


21 Mar 08 - 02:53 PM (#2294641)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: wysiwyg

Google has 345,000 results for name generators.

We've had blues, pirate, stripper, porn, and probably other name generator threads.

A lot of the name generator engines turn out to be phishing or spam-botting stuff though, so be sure your firewall is ready to play, too.

~S~


21 Mar 08 - 02:57 PM (#2294647)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: wysiwyg

Sample:

Oz Prison Bitch Name Generator..... The Sopranos, but so fuckin' what?! I'm in Oz. And that's just where those Soprano motherfuckers are ... Generator will give you your Oz Prison Bitch Name! ...
home.fuse.net/bobgoblin/bitchGen.html

It asks for my real name (step 1 in identity theft), so I gave it someone else's name and got: Mouth-Mangler. Now I have a tracking cookie and who knows what-all else.

~S~


21 Mar 08 - 02:59 PM (#2294650)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: wysiwyg

And here's a pile more:

http://dir.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Humor/Names/Name_Generators/

~S~


21 Mar 08 - 03:02 PM (#2294652)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: wysiwyg

This one asks nothing but that you have a sense of humor, PLUS you can get cool merch!

http://www.jesus21.com/poppydixon/iactive/name_generator.html

~Sister S. Boyle Timbers, Esq.


21 Mar 08 - 03:02 PM (#2294654)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: SINSULL

Looking to seduce a governor, mrrrz?


21 Mar 08 - 03:07 PM (#2294658)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: wysiwyg

Why stop at names? Here's one bad-taste option:

Feto-Age Calculator
It has been ___ years and ___ months since the day of my birth.

You are a ___ -month old Feto-American
(assumes a full-term delivery).


With buttons for deliver/abort.

Anything to capture us via tracking cookies!

~S~


21 Mar 08 - 03:28 PM (#2294676)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: bobad

It's a simple operation to remove cookies.


21 Mar 08 - 03:52 PM (#2294693)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: Rapparee

I just used my given name: Real Studmuffin.


21 Mar 08 - 04:03 PM (#2294706)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: PoppaGator

First name: your first (family) pet
Last name: Street where you grew up

My porn star name: Schatzi Townsend


21 Mar 08 - 04:16 PM (#2294720)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: open mike

me? Mimi Leavenworth...


21 Mar 08 - 04:21 PM (#2294724)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: Rapparee

Beany Cherry?
Pal Seventeenth?

Nah....


21 Mar 08 - 04:37 PM (#2294739)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: GUEST,lox

porn name: Miffy Mount Nicholson

Star trek name: Sualsinats


21 Mar 08 - 04:54 PM (#2294750)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: number 6

Hmmm .... interesting Poppagator.

then mine is .... Marty Dundonald.


biLL


22 Mar 08 - 09:26 AM (#2295103)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: Nick

Mothers maiden name + name of first pet is one of the many ways to generate them:

eg Hazell Dasher in my case

Like the blues singers one

Infirmity + fruit + president

eg One-Eyed Pineapple Clinton (a piano player I would think)


22 Mar 08 - 09:41 AM (#2295112)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: Schantieman

Well, that'd make me.. Frisky Weston, Singer Frisky or Bonkers Banana Washington.

Any takers?

Steve


22 Mar 08 - 11:59 AM (#2295169)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: gnu

Mine is: "Check THIS out"


22 Mar 08 - 01:25 PM (#2295225)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: Mrrzy

Right, I don't want anyhting where you type IN your name, just ones that say Take your mother's maiden name and use every other letter, or something. Anybody find the list of all of them, including star trek, star wars, porn star, etc? thanks! You useful bunch!


22 Mar 08 - 01:40 PM (#2295241)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: wysiwyg

I posted a link to that list, above. A similar list can be found anytime one cares to Google, that will be "current" on that day.

Posting the links to each, here, doesn't make any sense-- sites that host them change on a daily basis.

~S~


23 Mar 08 - 03:41 AM (#2295658)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: John O'L

For porn, Rex Prince.

For the blues, Short-sighted Quince Taft


23 Mar 08 - 01:47 PM (#2295955)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: katlaughing

Going by Poppagator's parameters, I'd be Tramp Riverview, or since our dog was male and named after the movie, maybe I could be Lady Riverview!

You want to be careful posting your mother's maiden name etc. online. Chances are it won't be noticed on Mudcat, but that is one big risk of identity theft, knowing someone's mother's maiden name.

I think "Pansy Rue" was one of the more memorable, BUT it wasn't from a generator. It's what WyoWoman said her mom wanted to name her!


23 Mar 08 - 02:22 PM (#2295982)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: wysiwyg

What we NEED is a link-list of all the past Mudcat namerator threads.

~S~


24 Mar 08 - 01:54 PM (#2296616)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: GUEST,Neil D

Porn name: Rin Tin Tin Brownlee
Star Trek: Sille
Blues name: Myopic Banana Polk (sounds kinda dangerous)


24 Mar 08 - 07:13 PM (#2296853)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: Greg B

Take your pick: either, Smoky Rancho or Smoky Valmore


24 Mar 08 - 07:33 PM (#2296865)
Subject: RE: BS: Your hooker/porno/stripper name?
From: Joybell

Cyrus Woolton. Hmmm. I like it.
My first pet (after the Duck who was just called "Duck") was supposed to be named for Sirius -- he being a dog and all. But I probably pronounced it funny because I had barely learned to read. My mother failed to see the connection with the dog star. To be fair he never achieved stardom in any way shape or form. Cyrus was a pretty unusual name for a dog anyway -- and I like that. Also he answered to Cyrus so I guess that was his real name. It doesn't do to confuse a puppy.
Cheers, Cyrus Woolton.