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BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday

27 Mar 08 - 05:18 PM (#2299059)
Subject: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Rapparee

She was a blond, with long silky hair and dark mysterious eyes. Young, of course. Aren't they always, those who cause older men to fall? And when she and I got together she had lots of "tongue action." Mostly we petted, but she wouldn't let me along and wouldn't let me leave her alone, not for a second. I told my wife about it, confessed, told her about Sassy. Sassy's owner says she's the same way with him and every other man. A butterfly, flitting from petting to petting, as golden retrievers will.


27 Mar 08 - 05:26 PM (#2299066)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Linda Kelly

sounds dog rough to me!


27 Mar 08 - 05:32 PM (#2299069)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Wesley S

She sounds like a bitch to me. Be careful.


27 Mar 08 - 05:33 PM (#2299070)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Art Thieme

I would suggest to you Phillip Roth's new book called "Exit Ghost"

Art


27 Mar 08 - 05:37 PM (#2299075)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: TheSnail

"I can't believe you were Frenching an alien in front of all those people."

Earth Girls Are Easy


27 Mar 08 - 05:38 PM (#2299076)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Amos

Hmmm--maybe Sassy was an acquaintance from a prior incarnation, Rapaire. For example, the time when she was a fine battle-horse and you were her stable-hand? (Oh...was it the other way 'round? I have quite forgot. I was busy running the manse at the time, going off to wars on the then-Sassy, and so on...).


A


27 Mar 08 - 05:52 PM (#2299087)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Bobert

Life's a bitch, ain't it Rap...

Now go do the dishes and all will be well with the Mrs...

Wash yer hands first...


27 Mar 08 - 06:21 PM (#2299115)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Jim Lad

Damn Afghans!


27 Mar 08 - 06:34 PM (#2299127)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: gnu

Just puppy love. What's the worry?


27 Mar 08 - 06:42 PM (#2299135)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Amos

You don't look at a shapely blonde young enough to be your daughter and call it puppy love in my house, anyway....


A


27 Mar 08 - 06:59 PM (#2299159)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Gervase

Pah, blondes! They'll only lead you on and break your heart. For honest, earthy affection with a hint of badness you really need a Jack Russell!


27 Mar 08 - 07:31 PM (#2299181)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Big Al Whittle

I used to have a kid in my class in Newtown, Birminghan, and the social worker took the dog away cos they were all screwing the dog.

How different from the homelife of our own dear Queen........


28 Mar 08 - 11:32 AM (#2299618)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: frogprince

We were visiting at my sister's place some months back, just sitting on the couch discussing whatever. Before I saw it coming, her little yorky (yes, a blond) had slipped her tongue far further into my mouth than any creature has ever gone before. She's a cute little bitch, but...


28 Mar 08 - 11:35 AM (#2299620)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Amos

That's a pretty small dog, frogprince. Led a sheltered life, have you? :D


A


28 Mar 08 - 11:44 AM (#2299625)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: frogprince

Small dog, yes; but if her tongue was any longer in proportion to the rest of her, she would have to be a frog...


28 Mar 08 - 04:28 PM (#2299886)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Liz the Squeak

This is why I prefer cats... they keep their tongues to themselves mostly... have you seen what dogs do with theirs?

Seriously guys.... stick to plastic dolls!

LTS


28 Mar 08 - 11:01 PM (#2300149)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: John O'L

You dog! I hope your wife bites you on the heel.


28 Mar 08 - 11:39 PM (#2300159)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Amos

HEy, the dog jumped on _his_ bones and stuck her tongue in _his_ mouth, not the other way around!


A


29 Mar 08 - 11:49 AM (#2300402)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: topical tom

I hope your wife doesn't keep hounding you about this or give you a tongue-lashing.No, wait, forget that last piece of advice...er...never mind.


30 Mar 08 - 09:40 AM (#2301026)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: GUEST,beachcomber

Now where did I put that RSPCA number....haaarumph!


31 Mar 08 - 12:03 AM (#2301743)
Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Rowan

Liz reminded me of the two swaggies resting in the shade of a peppercorn tree in the main street of Maffra. They were joined by a kelpie, who sat in front of them and used it tongue to give its groin a serious working over.

After watching this for a while, one of the swaggies said, "You know, I'd like to be able to do that."

The other replied, "Well, you'd better ask first. He might bite!"

Cheers, Rowan