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28 Mar 08 - 12:41 PM (#2299661) Subject: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down! From: Georgiansilver I guess I'll have to blow her up again tonight! OK so did you laugh? |
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28 Mar 08 - 02:30 PM (#2299770) Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down! From: bobad Plastic People Frank Zappa Ladies and Gentlemen... The President of the United States! "Fella Americans...Doot, Doot, Doot..." He's been sick!--Doot! Doot! And I think his wife is gonna bring him Some chicken soup Plastic people! Oh, baby, now you're such a drag I know it's hard to defend an unpopular policy Every once in a while-- Plastic people! Oh, baby, now you're such a drag And there's this guy from the CIA he's creepin' Around Laurel Canyon A fine little girl She waits for me She's as plastic as she can be She paints her face With plastic goo And wrecks her hair With some shampoo Plastic people Oh, baby, now you're such a drag "I dunno...sometimes I just get tired Of ya honey--it's...ah..your Hair spray...or something..." Plastic people Oh, baby, now you're such a drag "I hear the sound of marching feet... down Sunset Boulevard to Crescent Heights ...and there...at Pandora's box... We are confronted with...a vast Quantity of...Plastic people..." Take a day and walk around Watch the Nazi's Run your town Then go home and check yourself You think we're singing 'Bout someone else But you're Plastic people Oh, Baby, now You're such a drag Me see a neon Moon above I searched for years I found no love I'm sure that love Will never be A product of Plasticity A product of Plasticity PLASTIC, PLASTIC PEOPLE--PLA-HA-HA-HA HA-PLASTIC--You are--your foot--your hair --your nose--your arms--you suck--you love --you are--your being is--you're plastic--blah --blah--blah--blah plastic Peoples -A prune is not a vegetable --cabbage is a vegetable; makes it O.K. --plastic people--plastic People --you dream about...you think about...you eat ...you are...Ooo-Hoo-Hoo... purple prancing--plastic People- Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Peep! |
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28 Mar 08 - 02:49 PM (#2299796) Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down! From: Peace These damned blow-up dolls are hard on smokers. |
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28 Mar 08 - 03:00 PM (#2299802) Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Yeah. And they give lousy head too. Inflatable dolls are a total ripoff. Not worth it. That's why ya can get them "Realdolls" now from Japan. They ain't inflatable, they are solid, and every part on 'em feels 100% real. They got real hair. You can pose 'em any way ya like, cos all their joints work like a real human body does. They can even open and shut their eyes, and the deluxe models come with built in sounds...programmable! Only trouble is....they cost a HELL of a lot of money! It's almost as expensive as goin' out with a real dame. - Chongo |
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28 Mar 08 - 03:37 PM (#2299832) Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down! From: Emma B and for the discerning.... |
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28 Mar 08 - 03:49 PM (#2299840) Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down! From: John MacKenzie Why do you have to blow her up; did she go down on you? G |
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28 Mar 08 - 04:23 PM (#2299876) Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down! From: fat B****rd Very good, Giok. Do these plastic ladies smoke after sex? |
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28 Mar 08 - 04:28 PM (#2299883) Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down! From: Herga Kitty No, they melt, don't they.....? Kitty |
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28 Mar 08 - 04:34 PM (#2299891) Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down! From: John MacKenzie Nah, I'd never go out with a woman who smokes, they smell horrid. G |
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28 Mar 08 - 04:57 PM (#2299910) Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down! From: Becca72 one wayward ember and she's go flying around the room like a fart in a mitten (it's a Maine thing...don't ask) |
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28 Mar 08 - 04:58 PM (#2299913) Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down! From: John MacKenzie Wayward what, Becca? |
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28 Mar 08 - 05:04 PM (#2299918) Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down! From: skarpi I guess I'll have to blow her up again tonight! No I did not laugh , and why should I ? |
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28 Mar 08 - 07:17 PM (#2300015) Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down! From: bobad "blow her up" = inflate, skarpi, not detonate. |
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28 Mar 08 - 07:20 PM (#2300017) Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down! From: dwditty Becca, that was too funny. |
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29 Mar 08 - 02:39 PM (#2300482) Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down! From: topical tom Just leave her deflated and do a quicky (quickieeee?). |
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29 Mar 08 - 06:04 PM (#2300641) Subject: RE: BS: I didn't mean to let my girlfriend down! From: Little Hawk It gives a whole new meaning to the term "airhead". |
