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04 Apr 08 - 07:41 PM (#2306871) Subject: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace Anyone want to have a fight? |
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04 Apr 08 - 07:42 PM (#2306873) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: pdq I get the pineapples! |
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04 Apr 08 - 07:44 PM (#2306875) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace OK! I'll get the macadamias. |
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04 Apr 08 - 07:47 PM (#2306882) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor Sure.. Oilers suck! Gretzky was lucky! |
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04 Apr 08 - 07:50 PM (#2306886) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace Well, they'd be battin' about .490 in the majors. |
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04 Apr 08 - 07:51 PM (#2306887) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Bee Pineaplles... macadamias... So...ah... "fight" is the name of a really rich biscotti recipe? |
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04 Apr 08 - 07:53 PM (#2306889) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor Yeah but not a decent fullback in the whole bunch. |
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04 Apr 08 - 07:56 PM (#2306893) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace LOL How the hell we gonna fight if we keep getting along? |
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04 Apr 08 - 07:59 PM (#2306898) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: gnu Whoa up! I tro my coat bot side da road... I come to fight, me! All tree... me, moi and Jimmy Suis... take on all comers... you come, you go.. I make sure dat la! |
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04 Apr 08 - 07:59 PM (#2306899) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor Just give me a name of someone who pisses you off and I will act like him. |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:00 PM (#2306901) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor Hi! I am Steven Harper and I believe in a strong Canada! Canada is strongest when my Nose is up George Bush's butt! |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:01 PM (#2306903) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Bill D Awful puns at 12 paces? |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:01 PM (#2306904) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace So far, y'all have been the epitome of reasonableness. Geeze. Gotta do better than that! |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:07 PM (#2306911) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: gnu You ain't took me la. Jump up de Christe modis la. Ya wanna go or pussy dis ce soir eh? |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:10 PM (#2306915) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: gnu Sorry. My cousin Garie got on the puter. I sent him home in a cab. |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:10 PM (#2306916) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace Bill, I googled nice puns (in images) and no shi/kidding, this is what came up. |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:14 PM (#2306923) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Bill D You SURE you didn't type 'buns'? |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:16 PM (#2306927) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace No. It was puns. Try it. An you my fren from the goddam maritime, I meet you behind out back an kick your hass you bug me one more time, and your tree fren wid you. Hey, Gnu, I ever tell you about my cousin and the moose? |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:17 PM (#2306928) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Amos Geeze gnu, calm down or you'll start talking in tongues, fer dry-i! A |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:23 PM (#2306935) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: bobad Ah Peace, we all know you're a lover not a fighter, a big softie at heart. (Did that work?) |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:30 PM (#2306949) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace OK. I gotta tell that crazy bugger from Nova Scotia/New Brunswick (same thing) about my cousin. He was French Canadian and used to be a guide for Americans who wanted to bag a moose. One day he took his younger brother with him and he said to the American, "Are you good shot?" The fellow said "Yes." Albert (pronounced Albear) replied, "Ho kay. I am bring my p'tit frere (there is NO pronounciation for this) an 'e will make the soun' of the cow moose: uummmhhhh, uummmhhhh (pronounced 'uummmhhhh, uummmhhhh'), an the bull moose 'e 'ear dat and 'e's come running. You sure you're good shot?) The American is getting a bit ticked by the repeated question and he says, "Yes, fer krissake, I'm an excellnt shot. Why do you ask?" "Well, said Albert (pronounced as above), the bull moose 'e's 'ear dat soun' and 'si hears perk up, an' 'e's bang the groun' and 'e's come running, all tree quarter ton of 'im. You better be good shot, because dat bull, 'e's coming to fu#k my brother!" |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:31 PM (#2306950) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace Up yers, bobad. Call me a fu#kin' liver? Piss off! |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:35 PM (#2306956) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: catspaw49 Fuck you. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.....and the horse is a better fuck. Just fuck you and anybody who looks like you but fucks better. Take your pissant needle dick and shove it up a gnat's ass until the gnat demands something bigger which should happen within the first 3 seconds....... When you're done, call me and I'll send you a list of ten women to fuck, specifically ones I wouldn't fuck myself even with your dick. Now just go fuck off and molest a Dachshund.......... Spaw |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:42 PM (#2306970) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor Peace, I gotta say! You ain't even trying to fight! It takes two ya know! |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:45 PM (#2306971) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace I dislike fighting. However, a guy who's a very very good friend just kicked me in the stones. Called me a liver. Like, wtf is THAT about, huh? Spaw. You have NO class. Goats, son, goats. NOT those weiner dogs. Jaysus. |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:48 PM (#2306977) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Guest Hmmm, so you've been good for a month. I've been very, very good for far longer than that. And very, very bad. So what prize do I get? |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:50 PM (#2306979) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Beer I think that Spaw is on a Friday evening rampage. Must be a pay day. Beer (adrien) |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:52 PM (#2306982) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace You get to spend three days and one night in Sham Tseng. How ya doing? |
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04 Apr 08 - 08:53 PM (#2306985) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Richard Bridge You've been good for a month, Peace? You must deserve another guitar. Go and buy one at once. |
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04 Apr 08 - 09:00 PM (#2306992) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Guest Honk if you (heart) honky tonkin' |
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04 Apr 08 - 09:11 PM (#2307011) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor >>> Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Guest Date: 04 Apr 08 - 08:48 PM Hmmm, so you've been good for a month. I've been very, very good for far longer than that. And very, very bad. So what prize do I get<<< So its always gotta be about you,,,,, |
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04 Apr 08 - 09:37 PM (#2307035) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Beer I was good for a month once. The girlfriend got pissed off and left me. |
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04 Apr 08 - 09:43 PM (#2307041) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Sorcha OK, Peacie...I t'ot we done do dis....now, you wanna fi'bro? Watcha wan fi bout? Ah kin t'row dem pizza long damn way, damn. You wan'anchovy? You sic bugger, wan' anchovy. Dem fish stink high glory dem do. You it dem anchovy you stink glory too. |
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04 Apr 08 - 09:47 PM (#2307045) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace Well, I still have some garlic left from my buddy, bobad. I'll have a few cloves raw and breathe on folks. |
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04 Apr 08 - 09:48 PM (#2307047) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Guest This thread isn't about me? Since when? |
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04 Apr 08 - 09:49 PM (#2307049) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Sorcha oooo, GARLIC! I LOVE garlic! BRING it ON, baby! No, it never was about you. Nothing really is. Sorry, I think. |
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04 Apr 08 - 09:50 PM (#2307050) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace It's a thread for folks who wanna fight, and that just ain't YOU, GG. |
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04 Apr 08 - 09:56 PM (#2307055) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: pdq My father once agreed to give me five dollars a week to be good. That went on until my mom ojected to the expense. Dad took me aside and said "from now on, I want you to be good for nothing". |
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04 Apr 08 - 09:59 PM (#2307059) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace LOL |
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04 Apr 08 - 10:04 PM (#2307063) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Stilly River Sage You've accumulated some of the right ingredients, Peace. Let it fester a little while and you'll get your wish. Meanwhile, if you backtrack on that pumpkin photo you hit a helluva lot of condom cartoons. Scroll down. SRS |
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04 Apr 08 - 10:09 PM (#2307067) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Bill D ".... NOT those weiner dogs...." Right...you'd never stoop so low... |
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04 Apr 08 - 10:16 PM (#2307074) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Sorcha ouch, Bill. That was low. |
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04 Apr 08 - 10:16 PM (#2307075) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace LOL LOL |
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05 Apr 08 - 07:08 AM (#2307265) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: gnu Hehehehe!!! |
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05 Apr 08 - 07:15 AM (#2307267) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: fat B****rd BRUCE !! Pox Vobiscum. London Prize Ring Rules to a finish. |
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05 Apr 08 - 07:27 AM (#2307273) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Jean(eanjay) Well, I wondered what your next thread to cheer us all up would be and I'm not disappointed. Just knew who it was as soon as I saw the title. |
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05 Apr 08 - 08:54 AM (#2307330) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: catspaw49 Beer says---"I was good for a month once. The girlfriend got pissed off and left me." ...uh, well.........Actually she left because you weren't good. She said your equipment was pretty cheap stuff and wouldn't work for longer than a few seconds every few days and the rest of the time it looked like something you'd find on a bar floor, specifically a half-eaten cocktail wienie flanked by two peanuts. And BILL.......Its not that Peace wouldn't stoop that low, its that at his advanced years he can't stoop that low. Also, even if he could get down he no longer can get it up so the dogs are safe........ Spaw |
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05 Apr 08 - 09:44 AM (#2307376) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Beer Thanks for the morning laugh Spaw. |
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05 Apr 08 - 10:14 AM (#2307402) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Jeri I find this whole thread disgusting and offensive and gross and in really, really, really bad taste... |
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05 Apr 08 - 10:50 AM (#2307432) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Stilly River Sage So why are you here, Jeri? ;-D |
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05 Apr 08 - 10:54 AM (#2307439) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Jeri Well, SRS, I'm here because, for what it's worth, I'm here. Inserting a pound sign into 'fu#k' in place of the 'c' makes it look even raunchier and doesn't fool anyone. You're all degenerates! |
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05 Apr 08 - 11:12 AM (#2307448) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Jeri (Anybody waiting for the other shoe to drop?) Just take THIS and see if you don't think we should have some limits around here! We have enough threads for fighting! You are all nasty, horrible, dirty, obstreperous and icky people and should go wash your keyboards out with soap right now! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Catspaw likes sheep but their are parts are too big So are the ones of the goat and the pig Chickens and roosters and pigeons with wings These are a few of his favorite things The rodents have fled from his humble abode He then tried a ferret, no good, then a toad Washers for eyeglass screws, ballpoint pen springs These are a few of his favorite things A mosquito once bit him when he went to pee, it Swelled up so big he could finally see it Now, poison ivy and frequent bee stings Are just some of Catspaws most favorite things When the roach creeps When the worm crawls Not so very fast He finds a passage that fits him just right And Catspaw gets laid at last |
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05 Apr 08 - 11:25 AM (#2307463) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: bobad You're a real coyote, Jeri. |
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05 Apr 08 - 11:26 AM (#2307464) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor >>You're all degenerates!<< I don't watch her show much but her she is dancing with Obama. |
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05 Apr 08 - 12:07 PM (#2307501) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Guest Is it too early for blueballs? |
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05 Apr 08 - 12:13 PM (#2307507) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Bill D Is that anything like grapenuts? (and who remembers the cartoon in The Realist mag of years ago..even made into a bumper sticker... F**K CENSORSHIP! |
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05 Apr 08 - 12:14 PM (#2307508) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Guest And pink ovaries? |
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05 Apr 08 - 12:19 PM (#2307514) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Guest And testy testes. |
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05 Apr 08 - 12:20 PM (#2307519) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Guest This is my favorite testy testes story of the week: Pappas calls Thune's remarks 'inappropriate' St. Paul City Council member Dave Thune — who represents downtown, and thus, is a host, of sorts, for the Sept. 1-4 Republican National Convention — is catching flak for some remarks about a proposal to extend bar hours to 4 a.m. during the convention. The St. Paul Pioneer Press reported Wednesday that Thune said: "...I've got 8,000 people living downtown who don't want a bunch of puking Republican lobbyists on the streets at four in the morning." That brought an apology in the Minnesota Senate Thursday from state Sen. Sandy Pappas, DFL-St. Paul, who called Thune's remarks "inappropriate." -- Joe Kimball |
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05 Apr 08 - 12:21 PM (#2307520) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: bobad If the condition persists try the Valsalva maneuver. |
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05 Apr 08 - 12:21 PM (#2307521) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Guest But then, I've been looking for a good entre for the story for days. Doesn't it make you just want to punch Pappas? |
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05 Apr 08 - 12:25 PM (#2307523) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Becca72 Where the F*** are your testes if you're performing a Valsalva maneuver?? :-) |
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05 Apr 08 - 12:29 PM (#2307524) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Guest In a humble attempt to fill in the 'F***' blanks... perhaps the testes are in fein? |
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05 Apr 08 - 12:30 PM (#2307526) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: bobad "The treatment is sexual release, or perhaps straining to move a very heavy object---in essence doing a Valsalva maneuver. In the one article found, the author talks of straining to lift an immovable object such as a car bumper." http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/cgi/content/full/106/4/843 |
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05 Apr 08 - 12:31 PM (#2307527) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Guest Nope, that's not right. in fino? |
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05 Apr 08 - 12:35 PM (#2307533) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Guest Damn, that's not right either. Does the F*** word have something to do with a word that rhymes with grow and describes the movement of liquids? |
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05 Apr 08 - 12:45 PM (#2307544) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Becca72 In medicine, the Valsalva maneuver is performed by forcibly exhaling against a closed mouth and nose. This maneuver with slight modifications can be used as a test of cardiac function and autonomic nervous control of the heart or to 'clear' the ears and sinuses (equalize pressure) when ambient pressure changes, as in diving or aviation. The technique is named for Antonio Maria Valsalva, the 17th Century physician and anatomist from Bologna, whose principal scientific interest was the human ear. He described the Eustachian tube and the maneuver to test its patency (openness). A modified version is done by expiring against a closed glottis. This will elicit the cardiovascular responses described below but will not force air into the eustachian tubes. |
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05 Apr 08 - 12:47 PM (#2307546) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Guest And you know what they say a closed glottis, don't you? |
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05 Apr 08 - 01:09 PM (#2307564) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Ebbie Hi, Peace. |
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05 Apr 08 - 02:19 PM (#2307629) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace Hi, Ebbie. It's tough times when a guy can't even get into a fight. Jeeze . . . . Even Spaw is holding back--in fact, he's being so complimentary it's starting to tick me off. Telling me I CAN'T stoop so low. Why, indeed I can. It's getting erect agai--let me rephrase that: it's getting up aga--one more time, standing up again that causes all the difficulties. |
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05 Apr 08 - 02:32 PM (#2307646) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: John Hardly How To Breedlove .........here's the Lowden. Martin thought Taylor was a Goodall around person but Stelling seemed in Klien to Fylde Wechter.... .....if she'd just Gibson instead of Takamine it'd Turner from her Guild and Greven.... Still, he Langejans for her. McCollum up! So Collings Epiphone – can't get that Galloup his mind, she's so Deering. He Godin his car, Santa Cruz over, Campellone on her porch, Wingert love, and Guitar to Merrill him. Soon he'll Tacoma Breedlove, Hohner, Carruth Sand Charis her forever. Weisborn to love her and Stella do – like the Laskin he'll ever need. And they' Leach live happily Everett..... ......Martin, Taylor, Andersen…. |
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05 Apr 08 - 03:45 PM (#2307704) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: fat B****rd SirJohn Hardly, you are nothing but an ofFENDER. Anywhere anyplace anytime Bruce Love Charlie |
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05 Apr 08 - 03:52 PM (#2307707) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: LilyFestre Put 'em up Brucie....Put 'em up!!!!!!!!!! <---dancing around with her boxing gloves on XOXOXO |
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05 Apr 08 - 03:53 PM (#2307708) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace Man, wouldn't that be great, Charlie? We could hurl literary insults across a crowded room. Things like, "someone dresses you funny" or "Pfffffft". |
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05 Apr 08 - 03:54 PM (#2307713) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace My gosh, what a treat to see you here, LilyFestre. |
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05 Apr 08 - 03:54 PM (#2307714) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: fat B****rd That's fucking well it, Murdoch. Just for that I won't put you in my cheap, tasteful slasher novel now. So there!! How do you know I dress funny?? |
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05 Apr 08 - 03:55 PM (#2307715) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: LilyFestre :) <---ducking and giving you a pinch *GRIN* |
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05 Apr 08 - 03:59 PM (#2307717) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace "How do you know I dress funny??" The skirt gave it away, Charlie. |
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05 Apr 08 - 04:00 PM (#2307718) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace Uh, about that pinch . . . . |
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05 Apr 08 - 04:16 PM (#2307733) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: gnu If you can pinch an inch..... |
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05 Apr 08 - 04:17 PM (#2307734) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: fat B****rd ..then you can grab flab, Goodnight. |
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05 Apr 08 - 04:18 PM (#2307736) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: fat B****rd Remember, Bruce...it doesn't mean you're a bad person. Anyway I can't get that skirt on anymore. |
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05 Apr 08 - 04:36 PM (#2307754) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: catspaw49 JERI & JOHN HARDLY You are both far too creative, erudite, and generally intelligent, to be posting on this thread which is why you're both ignored. every likes a little ass but nobody likes a smart ass so the both of you need to go take a flying fuck at the moon. Thanks for your input but go to hell (after you pass the moon) Spaw |
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05 Apr 08 - 04:38 PM (#2307758) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Megan L PEACE will you stop tellin fibs the only good you are is good at it:p. Meg lukin roon fur a table tae hide under |
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05 Apr 08 - 04:42 PM (#2307764) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace She's talking in tongues again, she is. Hi, Megan. (AHEM: I notice there's no skelping this time. Drat!) |
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05 Apr 08 - 04:43 PM (#2307765) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Megan L Ach beuy ah wis savin that fur yer birthday LOL |
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05 Apr 08 - 04:51 PM (#2307773) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace LOL OK, what the heck kind of fight is this if everyone's gonna be nice? It's another failed thread. C'est la vie. |
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05 Apr 08 - 06:10 PM (#2307821) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Megan L Weel beuy ifn ye hid telt me it wis a stramash ye wur wantin a wid hae bin happy tae oblige. here haud ma jaikit noo clear the room and mak a ring and all fecht yes aw wie wan haun tied ahint ma back. |
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05 Apr 08 - 06:14 PM (#2307824) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: John Hardly catspaw, I posted from hell. Who knew they had high-speed internet here? |
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05 Apr 08 - 06:44 PM (#2307844) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: gnu Ummmm... ya might wanna reconsider spikin wee shy Megan up fer a fight. She's bit fiesty that one. And, as fer the various rules quoted above, I dare say she takes no mind. If I were ye, I'd keep one hand low, eh. Good luck. |
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05 Apr 08 - 07:00 PM (#2307857) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace Jaysus, that gal takes this kinda thing seriously. Look what she wants to do: "noo clear the room". I'm thinkin' a little mud wrestling and she's talkin' about atomic bombs! I ain't messin' with that woman. |
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05 Apr 08 - 07:55 PM (#2307899) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: gnu Best ye dinnae.... if ye ken what's guid fer ye. Please correct my scots if that is wrong. |
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05 Apr 08 - 09:57 PM (#2307941) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace I read that as some sort of grace one says before supper. BUT, who the heck is Ken and what kind of guiding does he do? |
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05 Apr 08 - 11:14 PM (#2307958) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Bill D I just noticed this is thread #110110....in decimal, thats 54. That means that left-handed coal miners may not chew tobacco between Noon and 3 PM on Tuesdays..... or maybe I have that confused with 101010 |
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05 Apr 08 - 11:16 PM (#2307959) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace Only three kinds of people in the world, Bill. Those who understand math and those who don't. |
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06 Apr 08 - 01:45 AM (#2308001) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor It is never too early for Blueballs |
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06 Apr 08 - 03:35 AM (#2308042) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Megan L You pair o scunners are jist pikin on me cause am wee. |
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06 Apr 08 - 11:48 AM (#2308281) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: maeve Shy as well, Megan. Don't let them forget that. Wet pasta at ten paces, Peace. You're in for a fight now. |
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06 Apr 08 - 12:11 PM (#2308294) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Megan L aye lass a shy wee thing thats me but pasta! please ahm no italian:) Noo haggi at ten paces and yev got a fight ah wis oor schools champion haggis hurrler. |
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06 Apr 08 - 12:19 PM (#2308301) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Stilly River Sage 100 |
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06 Apr 08 - 12:59 PM (#2308342) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Bill D Now that's better! I've said for years we should throw the haggis and eat the caber! |
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06 Apr 08 - 02:15 PM (#2308412) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Jeri Ya wanna hurl haggis, just let everybody eat it first! (Seriously, I LIKE haggis.) |
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06 Apr 08 - 05:06 PM (#2308502) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Megan L They are tasty lass but back in the days when there wis likely tae be some daft englishman tryin tae knock doon yer castle the ancient and honourable art of haggis hurlin came in awfy handy when ye ran ooto cannon balls. Theres naethin like a dod roon the lug wie a six pun haggis tae knock the glaikit ideas ooto an englishmans hied. Meg heading for the door as fast as sh kin hirple |
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06 Apr 08 - 09:05 PM (#2308659) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: maeve If a hastily hurplin' Meg was hurlin a tasty haggis Rood the lug of a daft englishman wi' glaikit ideas Hoo mony six pun haggis could yon hirplin wummin hurl? |
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06 Apr 08 - 09:07 PM (#2308662) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace Good lord. The thread has been taken over by people from another planet. |
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06 Apr 08 - 09:25 PM (#2308676) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: maeve Hurple birple we're here for the fight! |
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06 Apr 08 - 09:43 PM (#2308683) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace OH. OK then. As long as you don't be friendly with anyone. That's a no-no on this thread. BTW, how are you. Maeve? |
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06 Apr 08 - 09:45 PM (#2308684) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: maeve In oor fine speech yon fight is a fecht A stramash fu' o clangin; an Peace there lamenting Wi' rattlin' roarin' Megan a-hurlin a conflagration o haggis. |
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07 Apr 08 - 03:44 AM (#2308799) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Liz the Squeak WHERE'S THE BLOODY PHRASE BOOK!!!! Subtitles anyone? LTS |
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07 Apr 08 - 03:51 AM (#2308804) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Megan L LtS SKELP I canny understaun whit wey ye hae sae mony problems lassie ahm talkin is clear is a crystal ah mean thon lassie in Maine unnerstauns every word. |
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07 Apr 08 - 07:07 AM (#2308920) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: maeve "O wretch, beware! this world will wend thee fro, Whilk has beguilt mony great estate; Turn to thy friend, believe nocht on thy foe, Sen thou man go, be graithing to thy gait; Remeid in time, and rue nocht all too late; Provide thy place, for thou away man pass Out of this vale of trouble and dissait: Vanitas Vanitatum, et omnia Vanitas." William Dunbar "Och, weel the dee am I" she said "Fu happily gae I. Wi haggis braw I'll mak ye greet! Awa wi Peace, guid bye!" (I'm fine,Peace.) |
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07 Apr 08 - 07:35 AM (#2308929) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: fat B****rd Bloody Hell !! All Peace wanted was a decent scrap. Later Bruce, when you've regenerated. PS Hi Maeve, how are you? |
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07 Apr 08 - 08:07 AM (#2308953) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: maeve Charlie! How are ye the day? I am being Verra Helpful. Dae ye nae think this is what puir wee Bruce had in his glaikit mind? Brae an bonny an blythe an aw. Noo back tae yon frey gae I. |
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07 Apr 08 - 12:47 PM (#2309197) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Donuel George had a tough childhood. GWB's mother was so butch his dad had to nurse him with his dick. And PEace, well he was conceived by flies. |
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07 Apr 08 - 01:27 PM (#2309243) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace Not one person here knows a thing about scraps (maybe orts or lees, but not scraps). This has been a very disappointing thread. I appreciate Meg trying to nudge this over to a discussion of so-called sexual perversions (note her use of skelp, be still my beating heart), however, even THAT didn't do it. This should be re-named "The thread with no hope"). Alas . . . . |
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07 Apr 08 - 03:42 PM (#2309377) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: fat B****rd Bruce, ma maaaaaaaaan. I can't think of anything witty to say. |
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07 Apr 08 - 04:17 PM (#2309403) Subject: "The thread with no hope" From: Donuel This thread is now officially about Hillary. |
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07 Apr 08 - 05:53 PM (#2309487) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace See? Even you, Don. My favourite genius on Mudcat and you want a scrap thread to be about hilarity. SHEESH! |
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07 Apr 08 - 06:06 PM (#2309497) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Donuel I saw a show about the genius who can divide in his head beyond 20,000 places. He says he sees these flashes of shaped lights which represent numbers. I can't do that but if I ask a question about geometry or physics I see mid air shaped lights that seem to apply themselves to an answer. The problem is I don't know how to decipher the shapes. I ask what is the best and most available energy source? I then see a circle of light drift into a triangle of light... I dunno what it means. Or how can we generate a seperate dimensional field? I see a spinning disk that glows on the edge where it spins faster that it ought to. ??? Who will the next president be? I see a star fish shaped hole. |
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07 Apr 08 - 06:15 PM (#2309503) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace "Who will the next president be? I see a star fish shaped hole. " That's Obama. |
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07 Apr 08 - 06:17 PM (#2309508) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace "Or how can we generate a seperate dimensional field? I see a spinning disk that glows on the edge where it spins faster that it ought to. ???" Ball in a ball. Electromagnetic field. |
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07 Apr 08 - 06:44 PM (#2309530) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Slag ......................................anchovies............................... |
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08 Apr 08 - 05:26 PM (#2310549) Subject: RE: BS: OK. I have been good for a month. From: Peace FREE ANN CHOVY |
