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MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern

30 Apr 08 - 02:21 PM (#2329969)
Subject: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: MMario


HEy!

WHERE's the TAVERN?


*slack-jawed amazement*

Just look at the place! Brand new hardwood floors, lots of windows, lots of light, granite wet bar, full bathroom!!!!... In addition there's a Hammond Organ, a 19th century pump organ, guitars, banjos, accordians, dobros, flutes, kazoos, drums and a multi-tiered fountain that appears to be flowing with wine.

You'd hardly know it was the same place.


30 Apr 08 - 02:44 PM (#2330000)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Amos

Oh, man, what the fock?? So... we're gonna be 'Burbites, huh? No more creaking, cob-web strewn doors, patched-gravel parking lots, lazy bums drooling on the scarred floor, motorcycles driving through the batwing doors, squids in the Jello Pit... it's gonna be one of those gawdamm Bounce commercials, isn't it? Jeeze Louise, MM, duck behind the bar and grab me some dark foul-smelling brew before someone transforms it all into fockin' Perrier with plastic wrap around the bottles...

Didja ever get the feeling you were waking up from a dream and would rather not? Ya know whaddI mean? Jeeze...



A


30 Apr 08 - 02:46 PM (#2330002)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: gnu

Yeah! No Hrans or Turkey Turd Beer? Spawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!


30 Apr 08 - 02:53 PM (#2330010)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: MMario

Don't panic - I just checked and there is Turkey Turd Beer under the bar; and the tanker-truck of dark vile brew is still hooked up to the taps.


30 Apr 08 - 06:15 PM (#2330168)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Liz the Squeak

Granite wet bar.....

Description or instruction?

LTS


30 Apr 08 - 06:19 PM (#2330173)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Bill D

It's marble...we just TOOK it for Granite....



(ok, I'll buy a round, for that one....make mine....ummmm...... a non-peated single malt.


30 Apr 08 - 07:59 PM (#2330231)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: SINSULL

Full bathroom? Is Liz stuck again?

I'll take a JD on the rocks with a twist. The job is in chaos but more important - Seamus the Dog is staying with me and has a pinched nerve in his neck, By now he has figured out that if he yelps in pain I will run, fuss, massage, while the cats stand by concerned.
He has of course checked out the skunk nest - no residents in sight.
His meds (Seamus not the skunk) require extra water and extra walks so today I went to work and left the back door ajar. Kitties loved it.
Tomorrow, a "sitter" comes to visit so the old boy can pee at intervals.
Make it a double and throw in a side of Tequila.
Auntie SINS, who worries more about the dog than Kendall.


30 Apr 08 - 08:02 PM (#2330234)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Sandra in Sydney

ok if I bring a Morris side with me, as they'll be dancing at JennyO's club tonight, I'm sure they'd love the practice (drinking the dark vile brew that is)


sandra (any Perrier water for me & the younger members of the side?)


30 Apr 08 - 08:11 PM (#2330242)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: ClaireBear

Funny, I was just going to ask the same question. We can bring a case or two of Sonoma County wines to share, and some St. George cheese...

Claire


01 May 08 - 02:29 AM (#2330332)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Sandra in Sydney

Claire - may favourite pic of the side here   who said all Morris dancer clumped about in heavy boots?

sandra


01 May 08 - 03:24 AM (#2330352)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: gnomad

T-those electic t-things over t-there..are they s-s-servers?

We better behave in here, I think this tavern is in Max's nice new basement. Do you suppose the squid will be a problem?

For now I'll be v.good, a nice double espresso will do me until I get back from work.


01 May 08 - 03:41 AM (#2330366)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Megan L

Bill ya big girls blouse peat free malt indeed ye'll hae a glass o this Highland Park and Lump it. Shortbread anyone.


01 May 08 - 04:09 AM (#2330378)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: GUEST,Cats

And it will have to be decorated with cowslips, bluebells, sycamore boughs and red tulips with the odd wallflower here and there, all of which were picked at dawn.


01 May 08 - 04:15 AM (#2330381)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Megan L

I have only one thing to say to that "WHITE RABBITS" :p


01 May 08 - 04:21 AM (#2330389)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: John MacKenzie

Megan was brought up on shortbread , which is why she's vertically challenged. Rumour has it, that she also drinks condensed milk.
G


[I'll be in the air raid shelter if anybody wants me.]


01 May 08 - 05:02 AM (#2330395)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: gnu

Smart move, Giok, letting her know where you are.

Keep!!, pour me a glass of whatever is handy... quick... before the fight starts.


01 May 08 - 05:14 AM (#2330397)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: TheSnail

ClaireBear, Apple Tree Morris are clearly outstanding in their field.


01 May 08 - 05:44 AM (#2330411)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: bfdk

The air raid shelter won't keep a determined Meg out of your hair, Giok.

Sins, did you get the poor tormented pooch a harness instead of his usual collar? If not, do so asap. It takes the strain off the neck but still leaves you in full control, so my vet informed me when Milloup presented himself with similar problems a few months back. Hmmm... while you're out shopping, maybe you should get one for Kendall as well. Jacqui might appreciate that ;-))

Rum and coke for me, please, and I'll be over there watching that Morris team.


01 May 08 - 07:36 AM (#2330452)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work

I rambled around the garden at dawn this morning (well, dawn-ish, it took me a while to find a shoe), saluted Aurora with sloe gin and toddled off to work via the bus and tube. After an hour on public transport, and two hours at my desk, someone asked why I had leaves in my hair...

Ho hum.... I think I better stay on the soft stuff, I have to excercise my Constitutional Right later this afternoon and I need to remember who NOT to vote for in the London Mayoral Elections.

One of those iced teas please.. the Long Island variety?

LTS


01 May 08 - 08:53 AM (#2330498)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Sandra in Sydney

well, Black Joak danced in the dawn this morning (17 hours ago) & were singing lustily, getting ready for more dancing when I left JennyO's club about an hour ago.

we've had the Oz & Us sides, now for the English Morris sides


01 May 08 - 09:03 AM (#2330514)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: wysiwyg

Burbs, hm.... will there be a live Muzak concert streaming along with the wine?

~S~


01 May 08 - 09:06 AM (#2330516)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: MMario

later - Ken Muzak said he'd be swinging by with his panpipes and tabour


01 May 08 - 09:39 AM (#2330540)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Rapparee

It has ^%&^$^#*&*!! %^^$#*&!ing SNOWED!! It's May the f'in' First! And there's three or four #@#$! inches of s--w on the ground!

Gimme barrel of Everclear, and put in one ice cube and a straw.

#$@#$!ing snow.... The $%^&*!!ing daffodils are up, ferchrissakes!


01 May 08 - 09:39 AM (#2330541)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Megan L

I dinny ken whaur thon shillpit wee bauchle Mackenzie gets aff wie cryin me vertically challenged indeed ahm peedie dae ye hear. As fur them whit incinerate that ahm in fur a fecht weel haud ma coat.


01 May 08 - 09:44 AM (#2330546)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Bill D

*happy sigh*....Mudcat is in its new quarters, and Megan is serving shortbread and ***Highland Park***. Life is good.

(Highland Park is my very favorite malt for daily use...YUM)


01 May 08 - 09:55 AM (#2330557)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: frogprince

I actually managed to decipher some of what Megan said, but...

"thon shillpit wee bauchle"?

"a fecht weel haud ma coat"?

"ahm peedie"?

I propose an amendment to make American the official language of Mudcat!


01 May 08 - 10:04 AM (#2330566)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Megan L

Whits wrang wie your greet face jings fowk canny talk proper in here.
Shillpit - Thin, weedy
"Bauchle" - the opposite of "big yin", usually a "wee bauchle" is used to describe a shabby-looking person, especiually a small one.

A fecht(fight) weel(Well then ) Haud(hold) ma coat

ahm peedie (or peerie if yer a Shetlander) meens little


01 May 08 - 10:05 AM (#2330568)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Nigel Parsons

"Hooray, Hooray
The First of May
Outdoor f***ing starts today"

Although, it may be a sign of age, but I'd rather be inside the tavern with you lot & a nice pint of real ale (or two...)

Cheers
Nigel


01 May 08 - 10:21 AM (#2330582)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: John MacKenzie

American [sic], is an English dialect surely?
That's what Megan's speaking too!

G



[Cosy down here in the shelter, where's Dave Willis?]


01 May 08 - 10:22 AM (#2330584)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Megan L

Ok if we are in Max's basement where have we sent Mackenzie. Max please tell me you live beside a river ;)


01 May 08 - 01:27 PM (#2330755)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: gnu

bfdk.... "Sins, did you get the poor tormented pooch a harness instead of his usual collar? If not, do so asap. It takes the strain off the neck but still leaves you in full control,..."

Of a Dauchshund, maybe, but Mary holding Seamus back with a harness... from a skunk? Ain't gonna happen.

Give us anudder afore the fecht.


01 May 08 - 01:31 PM (#2330758)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Desert Dancer

I'm glad to catch some virtual morris dancing, at least! (ClaireBear -- I like your team's kit!) I'll start with a champagne cocktail for me birthday.


01 May 08 - 01:43 PM (#2330766)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: bfdk

Uhm... didn't consider the skunk...

Now, that gives rise to a totally different scenario.. Jacqui walking her two menfolk on each their harness, a skunk happens along, Seamus jumps forward to greet it, Kendall retreats equally hastily in the other direction, and the band starts playing 'Torn Between Two Lovers'...

Ah'll get me coat.


01 May 08 - 01:55 PM (#2330776)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: katlaughing

Door opens smoothly, quietly letting in another "shortbread" woman, hair a little more white, sticking out around her head like a wind-frazzled halo. She looks around, liking what she sees.

Heya, folks! Nice to see the new place. I want to go on the record in favour of the international flair of languages. It's good for my brain to figure out what Megan's on aboot fra dae t'dae!**BG**

Been a long time since I've been to the Tavern. Wonder how long it'll take for us to muck out a jello pit in the back...anyone have a spud for Mick's thong?

Ya got my amaretto sour back there, MMario? Thanks, darlin'...


01 May 08 - 06:37 PM (#2331012)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: SINSULL

Move over, Batty. Bad day at the office and I am cranky. Forget the Jell-O pit. I clean when I am cranky. It is mucked out, scrubbed to a shiny white, filled with comfortably tepid water and a somewhat hungry squid. Will you help me guide the Morris Sides over to the edge. Then I will buy you a drink and we can commiserate. Or maybe we can find a banjo player and just have a good time.


01 May 08 - 06:39 PM (#2331016)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: SINSULL

I bought Seamus a harness years ago after Kendall fed him a Guinness just before obedience class. He takes it off as fast as you put it on if you don't tighten it quickly. Fortunately I have a large fenced in back yard and he is content to wander around marking his territory and leaving land mines for the gardener to stumble upon...or in.


01 May 08 - 09:12 PM (#2331125)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Sandra in Sydney

hey, no interfering with men & women waving sticks (or hankies!), it's May Day & therefore Morris day!


01 May 08 - 09:37 PM (#2331140)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: SINSULL

Where did BatGoddesses posts go? Or am I hallucinating again? This is really becoming a problem


01 May 08 - 09:40 PM (#2331142)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: astro

Well, happy b'day to you desert dancer, we'll pour the pints down tomorrow when I get home....

To DD in Tucson from Astro in LA....

until then, the old Tavern is open till we close it....


01 May 08 - 09:51 PM (#2331149)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: SINSULL

Confused katlaughing and Batgoddess. Ah well - off to the butcher for a blood test. I am overdue. But...a little JD (make it a double!!!!) on the rocks can't hurt.
Me and Seamus will grow old and cranky together...

Wonder what they will do if I refuse to give him back?


01 May 08 - 09:57 PM (#2331157)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Rapparee

Watchutawkinbout? I unnerstood everting Megan wuz sayin. I thought everyone knew, for instance, that "fecht" was "fight" (as in the German "fechtbuch" of the Middle Ages).

It's been an...interesting...day. I'd like a single barrel bourbon, please. Booker's, perhaps, or Knob Creek.


01 May 08 - 10:48 PM (#2331186)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: katlaughing

And, here's me thinkin' you were casting aspersions on my mental state, Sins! Give that woman a TRIPLE JD, please! I think she needs it!


02 May 08 - 09:02 AM (#2331227)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Rapparee

Today...at noon...I have to lunch with...with...the Chamber of Commerce. Jaysus lord forgive me my sins!

Fortunately this only comes around every couple of years.


02 May 08 - 09:03 AM (#2331228)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Rapparee

Maybe I'll leave my fly open....


02 May 08 - 09:12 AM (#2331239)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: MMario

be careful Rap! Someone may hit you with a baggie full of water.


02 May 08 - 12:25 PM (#2331274)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: gnu

Pour me just one more before the fight starts, eh? Make it a double.


02 May 08 - 02:34 PM (#2331383)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Stilly River Sage

The door creaks open and Stilly walks in on a gush of muggy warm Texas spring weather. Affecting a Texas drawl, she calls for attention:

Y'all pull yerselves away from slobbering on the granite counter top a minute and look out this here window:

The old tavern is right over there in Max's back yard! And there's the gravel parking lot beside it, complete with room for the Auroch barbecue pit. I don't think he quite expected all of us in his basement.

I already took a look in--Bert's card is still over on the old bar, waiting to be used to pay for all of this. And I see a tentacle flapping at the western door--I bet that's your pal Mr. Squid.

You have to figure that the outage this morning was Max trying to be polite and figure out how to evict all of these Tavern denizens from his basement. Don't wake the babies when you tiptoe out of the house and back to the old tavern.

Besides, there might be a few folks back in the recovery ward who don't even know all of this happened. Has anyone been back to check on them? And Nurse Ratched? How is she?


02 May 08 - 03:24 PM (#2331415)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: gnu

Ahhhh.... no fight necessary. Thanks to Bert.


02 May 08 - 05:54 PM (#2331544)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Megan L

OK who let the squid hold the babies? eh eh own up its going to take hours to get them back, mind you they did stop crying and there are some very contented sucking noises maybe max has found a babysitter


03 May 08 - 12:33 AM (#2331779)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: maeve

And as the babies settle in, the squid sings a familiar lullabye...

" Quo' the haddock to the skate--
Lunnon is a far gate;
Quo' the haddock to the eel--
Crook ye your tail weel.
Dear bocht, dear saul',
Keep a chip o' Drum's faul;
Keep a chip o' Mair time;
Keep a chip o' Ritchie's wine,
A' the nowte o' Youmer tee--
Jollie fykes.
To the rumple, to my tykes,
Kent ye John Young, John Auld?
Sneerabuck, Snarabuck,
Fillgabuck and Lenabo,
Culterkill and Auchmagant,
Little Wartle, Muckle Wartle,
Fite Kirk o' Rayne--
Awa to Fisherfew
To see the boats come in..."

Shhhhhh! The bonny bairns are sleeping! Good night Max and family. Sweet dreams!


03 May 08 - 05:32 PM (#2332251)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Megan L

Jings I think the squid must have sang them all tae sleep.


03 May 08 - 07:04 PM (#2332293)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: gnu

gnightgnu Megan.... sleep well and rest well. And the same to all... this Tavern is a place of comfort... cyberspace mayebe, but full of friends who care. Well, I care.


03 May 08 - 11:53 PM (#2332382)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Stilly River Sage

Who would have guessed? The squid may have also been listening to the Blue Bottle Special (are there still a few available for purchase, Leo?)


04 May 08 - 12:59 AM (#2332398)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: JennieG

Megan can I please have some shortbread if I bring the coffee? please can I? pretty please? huh? huh?

I luuuurrrrrve shortbread........must be my Scots ancestry coming out......

Cheers
JennieG


04 May 08 - 05:36 AM (#2332476)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Megan L

Ok there are two plates on the bar one just ordinary peticotetails the other is scots teddy bear hugs for those in need. Tak yer pick - - - - Naw no tae the shortbread Rapaire now look at the mess


04 May 08 - 08:57 PM (#2332973)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: JennieG

Petticoat tails please thank you Megan.....mmmm that was lovely. Now can I get you a coffee?

Do I hear the band in the corner tuning up?

Cheers
JennieG


05 May 08 - 08:36 PM (#2333711)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: GUEST,The Giant Squid

No banjos! and keep the volume down over there in the corner, the babies are still sleeping.


06 May 08 - 03:10 AM (#2333849)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: gnu

No banjos? Careful what you say, Squiddy lad. Yer liable to end up in The Mudcat Recovery Ward.


06 May 08 - 03:20 AM (#2333855)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Megan L

awww it is so nice tae see a squid wie a maternal instinct.


06 May 08 - 07:16 AM (#2333933)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Liz the Squeak

Squiddie Day Care?


Hand me over the shortbread plate please, I've not any since before Christmas!

LTS


06 May 08 - 08:45 AM (#2333985)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: frogprince

Mudcat's Little Lizzie loves shortbread, shortbread,
Mudcat's Little Lizzie loves...

(And not only was it stupid, he can't sing worth a damn...)


06 May 08 - 10:49 AM (#2334062)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Megan L

Aye but she loves chocolate more


06 May 08 - 03:56 PM (#2334288)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: gnu

Smore?


06 May 08 - 03:58 PM (#2334291)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: MMario

How can we have s'more when we ain't had any yet?


06 May 08 - 05:37 PM (#2334365)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Liz the Squeak

Shortbread dipped in chocolate..... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

LTS


06 May 08 - 09:26 PM (#2334491)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: frogprince

Has anyone considered getting one of those chocolate fountain thingies for this place? So far I've just seen them rented for wedding receptions.


06 May 08 - 09:48 PM (#2334507)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: maeve

That's a good idea- as long as we use dark chocolate. No double-dipping please! On the other hand, Liz might try to climb into the fountain...


07 May 08 - 02:58 AM (#2334628)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Megan L

chocolate fountain ! Heck wie certain Catters it wid hiv tae be the size o the fountains in Trafalger Square.


07 May 08 - 06:23 AM (#2334712)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: John MacKenzie

Liz, let me introduce you to Millionaires Shortbread Should fulfil two of your desires at once.
Sorry, but I can't help you with any of the rest.


G.


07 May 08 - 08:38 AM (#2334793)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: MMario

we could try filling the wine fountain with chocolate - but I'm not sure the pumps could handle it.

What about the hot tub? Properly tempered chocolate should be as beneficial or moreso then a mud bath. . .


07 May 08 - 08:59 AM (#2334812)
Subject: RE: MudCat MayDay '08 Tavern
From: Liz the Squeak

I have one of those fountains....

You have to mix the chocolate with a little vegetable oil which does affect the flavour somewhat, but not so big an effect as the one all that oil has on your digestive tract. Not for nothing is it used as a lubricant!

However, it does make for great soft scoop icecream if you freeze the remainder after you've played in the fountain.

I may let you borrow it one day... but I'm playing with it at the moment.

LTS