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BS: Hurray, Hurray! It's the 1st of May

01 May 08 - 01:55 PM (#2330775)
Subject: BS: Hurray, Hurray! It's the 1st of May
From: Cool Beans

Don't forget to flip your calendars.


01 May 08 - 02:11 PM (#2330790)
Subject: RE: BS: Hurray, Hurray! It's the 1st of May
From: Amos

All your calendars are belong to Us!! Can I has Cheeze-Month??!! Sure, youbetcha.


01 May 08 - 02:15 PM (#2330792)
Subject: RE: BS: Hurray, Hurray! It's the 1st of May
From: catspaw49

Hurray, Hurray! It's the 1st of May
Outdoor fucking begins today.


I can't stand unfinished poetry!

Spaw


01 May 08 - 03:25 PM (#2330846)
Subject: RE: BS: Hurray, Hurray! It's the 1st of May
From: RangerSteve

My rent is due. This is only good news for my landlord.


01 May 08 - 03:27 PM (#2330850)
Subject: RE: BS: Hurray, Hurray! It's the 1st of May
From: Georgiansilver

Hurray hurray it's the 1st of May.
Georgiansilver is 60...wayhay!!!!!!


01 May 08 - 03:32 PM (#2330858)
Subject: RE: BS: Hurray, Hurray! It's the 1st of May
From: gnu

Happy fucking birthday!


01 May 08 - 03:33 PM (#2330859)
Subject: RE: BS: Hurray, Hurray! It's the 1st of May
From: gnu

Spaw made me do it.


01 May 08 - 03:35 PM (#2330860)
Subject: RE: BS: Hurray, Hurray! It's the 1st of May
From: katlaughing

Hurray, Hurray! It's the 1st of May
Outdoor fucking begins today.

Okay, okay! Spaw's here today!
Coming now, poem's ended, okay?


01 May 08 - 03:47 PM (#2330872)
Subject: RE: BS: Hurray, Hurray! It's the 1st of May
From: artbrooks

Hurray, Hurray! It's the 1st of May
And I had to reset my watch to show the right date.

After all, didn't Tom Lehrer say many years ago that poetry didn't have to rhyme and too many syllables in a line was ok?

Okay, okay! Spaw's here today!
Coming now, poem's ended, okay?


I thought he gave that up years ago?


01 May 08 - 03:51 PM (#2330879)
Subject: RE: BS: Hurray, Hurray! It's the 1st of May
From: Liz the Squeak

My calendar at work shows my aunt with her horses in a beautiful green field.

My calendar here shows one of those Persian Cats that has a face like the arse end of a boot.... not a happy kitty.

LTS


01 May 08 - 03:52 PM (#2330880)
Subject: RE: BS: Hurray, Hurray! It's the 1st of May
From: Amos

Hurray, hooraw, it's Sex for Spaw!!
(Who ought to be against the law).
But since it is the First of May,
We'll let him get some, just today.
Tomorrow, being May the second,
He's back to dreams of being fecund,
No more nookie, no more blowing,
No more public scrotum-showing.
No more brags of sizes awesome;
Spaw goes back to blowing possum.

A


01 May 08 - 03:53 PM (#2330881)
Subject: RE: BS: Hurray, Hurray! It's the 1st of May
From: katlaughing

Well, since he has to use a tripod to hold it up outta the mud in the crick when he flings it over the bridge to the call of nature, I do think he's probably s-l-o-w-e-d down a bit, BUT he still seems to be always coming and going, don't 'e?**bg**


01 May 08 - 04:31 PM (#2330917)
Subject: RE: BS: Hurray, Hurray! It's the 1st of May
From: Herga Kitty

Happy buspass GS!

Kitty