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02 May 08 - 06:33 PM (#2331574) Subject: BS: Allegations Denied From: Little Hawk "I deny those allegations and I reject them utterly. They are completely false. I not only deny those allegations (and defy the "allegators"), I also deny the facile thinking and the superficial nonsense that led up to the making of those contemptible and scurrilous allegations. I think that those persons who are behind those allegations owe me and the general public a full apology and an open admission of the complete wrongness of their assertions, and I will not rest until I secure from them such apology and admission. My record speaks for itself, and is beyond reproach. Were I to remain silent in the face of these unjustified accusations and cynical and irresponsible attacks on my character I would not be faithful to those who have worked so hard in advancing the cause of freedom and equality in this great land of ours. No, I deny and defy those allegations! And I will not cease denying and defying them!" (From the politician's handbook, volume 2. I came across it in Chongo's desk drawer. Anyone who goes into politics needs to study this sort of thing carefully so they have it ready when the time comes.) |
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02 May 08 - 07:43 PM (#2331624) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Ebbie Well, I'm ocnvinced. |
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02 May 08 - 07:48 PM (#2331630) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Little Hawk Good...good. That means it's working... |
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02 May 08 - 08:27 PM (#2331652) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: JohnInKansas I don't know that I've been acquainted with any alligators who've been speaking about LH or about Chongo1, so I don't think I'm really involved; but if an apoplexy will help consider it apopled from my end. (Even if it was just Chongo who's upset and LH is only passing on words from his betters.) 1 All the alligators I know treat Chongo with the utmost respect. They say he can jump really quick, is impossible to catch, and smells so bad even they wouldn't want a bite of him: - and it hurts when he lobs those coconuts at them. John |
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02 May 08 - 08:39 PM (#2331659) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Bobert I did not have sex with that......... |
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02 May 08 - 08:55 PM (#2331666) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Art Thieme Watergate Schmatergate. This ia Allegate!!!!!!!!! And before Bush leaves office, he will surely try to privatize Gatoraid!!! We're in for it now. And that's no crock!! ART THIEME |
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02 May 08 - 09:01 PM (#2331672) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: michaelr I take everything back and assert the opposite! |
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02 May 08 - 09:01 PM (#2331673) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Ebbie JohniK, I've apopled a few times in my life but in recent yeats I'm trying to exercise more control. However I still know some apopling people as well as others who cause the condition. |
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02 May 08 - 09:18 PM (#2331688) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Arkie I have a friend who use to exclaim, "I represent that remark". |
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02 May 08 - 09:34 PM (#2331699) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Rapparee Knowing Chongo's record (I am a librarian and highly trained in Finding Things Out), I think he should stand on it. He'll be about four feet taller if he does, and that's just the part from Statesville. |
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02 May 08 - 09:44 PM (#2331703) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Little Hawk Ha! Brilliant comment, Rapaire. You are so right. I have to speak to Chongo about this, because it could help him with those tall women he's always yearning after. I think one of his main motivations for seeking the Oval Office is the idea that the allure of presidential power will make him irresistible to all those professional women in Washington. The kind that do "power" lunches. He's got plans. Big plans. |
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02 May 08 - 10:08 PM (#2331720) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Slag If said allegation from those (and we ALL know who THEY are) allegators are nothing but a crock then in reality we have a crock of allegators or, in short, a crock'ogators. And we ALL know how vicious crockogaters are so we should dial animal control and have them pick up our crockogaters in the alley out back. Yes, someone in the alley dials for a crockogaters pick-up. There, that should take care of the problem! |
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02 May 08 - 10:11 PM (#2331723) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Little Hawk Now we're getting somewhere. |
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03 May 08 - 11:40 AM (#2331998) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Ebbie Slag, are you insinuating that our own Poppagator is one of them? |
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03 May 08 - 01:58 PM (#2332103) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Little Hawk We know one thing. They are totally unscrupulous and will stoop to any low tactic to accomplish their vile purposes! Wait. That's 2 things, isn't it? |
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03 May 08 - 02:06 PM (#2332109) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Megan L Its no the coconuts he throws that are the problem some o the other aspertions he tosses are doonright unsavoury. |
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03 May 08 - 02:09 PM (#2332112) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Little Hawk Chongo? Well, he's been under stress, Megan. |
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03 May 08 - 02:14 PM (#2332124) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Megan L LH my dear Chongo is stressful much as we love the wee laddie hes doonrigh lethal when he gets a swig o hard lemonade. Damb ah thought that wis a bottle o ginger whit hid bin pit in the freezer. |
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03 May 08 - 02:16 PM (#2332126) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Little Hawk Well, you know, having an organized criminal gang of fifty or so gorillas trying to kill you on a daily basis gets stressful after awhile. It's hard on the nerves. Then too, running for president is very stressful also. I think Chongo should just get away from it all for a bit. Maybe take a nice little trip to Scotland and meet all his fans there. |
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03 May 08 - 02:19 PM (#2332132) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Megan L Aw naw wan haggis hurlin chimp in Lairg is enough. And don't you dare clype. |
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03 May 08 - 02:30 PM (#2332144) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Little Hawk "clype"???????? Whit do ye mean by "clyple"? And wha is the haggis hurlin chimp? |
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03 May 08 - 02:35 PM (#2332151) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Megan L Jings laddie dae a hae tae send ye a proper dictionary Tae clype -tae tell tales As fur the haggis hurlin Chimp o Lairg weel there's only wan catter lives there thank goodness |
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03 May 08 - 04:32 PM (#2332222) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Little Hawk As a matter of fact, Megan, I need such a dictionary. I do. It would enable me to compose much better posts and to speak in such a way as to totally confuse the locals here. Please put together a complete dictionary of your local lingo and send it here forthwith, if you would. |
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03 May 08 - 04:34 PM (#2332224) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: GUEST,lox Isn't that a reagan quote? |
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03 May 08 - 04:54 PM (#2332231) Subject: RE: BS: Allegations Denied From: Little Hawk It may be quite close. Reagan probably studied the same political manuals that Chongo is presently engrossed in. |