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BS: Crud - What's it good for?

06 May 08 - 10:06 PM (#2334513)
Subject: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk

You know what crud is, don't you? Crud is that stuff that gradually builds up in a scummy layer on the inner surfaces of your bathtub and your bathroom basin. You can see it really well on white porcelain surfaces, not as well on colored bathtubs and basins.

Crud is an interesting material, composed of old soap, dead skin, body oils, and a number of other mysterious organic ingredients.

You can scrape it off the dry tub with a credit card and collect it that way, but it's best to wait for at least a month's buildup of crud so that it's worth the effort and you can then harvest a decent amount of the stuff. It can then be kept safely inside mason jars.

I wonder that science has not yet discovered a valuable use for crud. After all, it's an easily obtainable resource that can be found in every household, and think what benefits could accrue from finding an application that would enable crud to be marketed effectively.

It's got to be good for something!

I have launched this thread in hopes that the brilliant minds here will come up with a valuable and innovative use for crud.

And also...I did it to drive gnu around the bend...it seems that all these odd questions I keep asking have been getting to him. ;-)

I figure this ought to do it and push him clean over the edge.


06 May 08 - 10:29 PM (#2334541)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos

Probably make a good polishing material for when you're down to 000 steel wool.
That's use #1! I wonder how far we'll get?


06 May 08 - 10:40 PM (#2334551)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Sorcha

Dog food? Dogs will eat (or roll) in nearly anything.
A medium for talking to aliens? That sounds good.
Toothpaste? Hell, who KNOWS what is really in toothpaste.
Maybe underarm deoderant too..see above.

Oh, WAIT...it's a Shane Repellant! Sorta like deer repellant.
What? Shane LIKES this stuff? Considers it an appetizer?

Will re think this. Data being evaluated now.
Chongo and Shatner probably also like this stuff....reevaluating, reevaluating, re re re....attempting to evaluate....evalu..eval...


Flameout....base to home, base to home, base to home....


06 May 08 - 10:48 PM (#2334559)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos

Try sprinkling it on your backdoor ramp LH! Maybe the dachsies will roll themselves up it!


07 May 08 - 04:14 AM (#2334647)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John O'L

Hang some crud around your neck. It negates the smell of the garlic.

Drawing on the same logic, you can also brush your teeth with it to prevent bad breath after scoffing spaghetti, or if farting is your problem, smeer a big fistful of crud on your date.


07 May 08 - 04:32 AM (#2334660)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Vic at work

There is only one use for Crud - starting BS threads.


07 May 08 - 05:27 AM (#2334691)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: JohnInKansas

Crud definitely is a misunderstood and undervalued asset.

There actually are people who market special "crud removers" for the purpose of removing the crud and simply flushing it down the drain.

A side effect never mentioned in the sales pitches for these "crud removers" is that each brand has it's own special ingredients for attacking the crud left behind by other brands. Unfortunately the special ingredients ALL LEAVE BEHIND a residue from their own special ingredients which CANNOT be removed by their own special ingredients.

Thus the crud remover that works wonderfully ONCE will never work satisfactorily again on the same tub, since each is designed only to attack the others' crud. As decreasing efficacy accumulates, it is inevitably necessary to find another brand to remove the crud left by the current brand, which will deposit it's own crud resistant to it's own ingreadients - leading to another brand to remove the crud from the last brand in a never-ending cycle.

Quite obviously, there is collusion and conspiracy involved here; and it wouldn't surprise me to learn that downstream from every drain hole there is a surreptitious "crud extractor" that gathers any crud washed out of your tub for the secret (and undoubtedly highly profitable) real uses for the crud.

In our household we NEVER REMOVE THE CRUD, as it quite obviously will be of immense value when the secret use is finally revealed to us, and we shall HAVE A GOLD MINE in our accumulated crud.

(And we've got enough of it now to offer shares in our crud on the open market. PM for instructions on bid submittals.)

John


07 May 08 - 06:27 AM (#2334715)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie

I collected my crud up, and that's why my baby left me.


G


07 May 08 - 08:08 AM (#2334766)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Bobert

Crud is the perfect food for cockroaches... They love soap scum and when you throw in the oils and and human protiens it nakes for a complete food source so...

...I'd usggets that rather that bottling it where your cockroaches can't get to it put a little on your kitchen counter at before you go to bed at night and you will have the fattest and happiest cockroaches on your block and...

...you will be the envy of all your neighbors... Guarenteed!!!

B~


07 May 08 - 08:33 AM (#2334787)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk

Wonderful! What a great idea, Bobert! And JohnInKansas, you have once again shown why you are renowned on Mudcat and have become a legend in your own time...that post was simply sublime. Bravo. You are going to be a very, very wealthy man someday.


07 May 08 - 09:04 AM (#2334819)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Mrrzy

From Tom Lehrer's Pollution:

We got smog and sewage and mud
Turn on your tap and get hot- and cold-running crud!


07 May 08 - 09:20 AM (#2334841)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Rapparee

Well, it's like this. "Crud" that is flushed away, and most of it is, is actually collected by the Governments, who give it to the Templars. The Templars in turn give it to The Codicil, which is the name of the secret group that runs all the banks, businesses, and breweries in the world. The Codicil (and I could be killed for disclosing all of this information, but Others Must Know) uses it as a starter for brewing Budweiser, as the basis of World Bank and banking policies, and adgfadfnla......


07 May 08 - 10:26 AM (#2334887)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Becca72

Duh...it's purpose, of course, is to let you know when it's time to clean the tub.


07 May 08 - 10:31 AM (#2334889)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: john f weldon

What's the use of Crud??????
All life on earth evolved from Crud, when a passing alien ship dumped its washbasins on our godforsaken planet.


07 May 08 - 10:38 AM (#2334900)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk

Becca72, you are the sort who has kept humanity festering in ignorance and misery lo these thousands of years. You and your ilk, the bloodless enforcers of conventionality and the stiflers of all original thought would still have us wearing bone corsets and codpieces and sacrificing our firstborn if you had your way! I don't doubt that you are paid well by the shadowy enforcers of the global power structure to spread the usual mindnumbing propaganda about crud, and make people think it's just a form of "dirt" that must be cleaned up and disposed of. You will not succeed in your vile objective, the true purpose of which is to allow the global elite to hoard all the crud for themselves! Even now there are revolutionary forces emerging at the grassroots level that will sweep away the corrupt power elite of today and usher us into a whole New Age in which crud will finally be recognized for what it truly is...humanity's last, best hope!


07 May 08 - 11:54 AM (#2334963)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: john f weldon

Actually my Crud-line showed how full to fill the bath-tub. Till a woman came into my life and washed it away. They just don't understand certain things.


07 May 08 - 12:28 PM (#2334989)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Becca72

Little Hawk, to quote the great scholar Micca..."and the horse, mate". :-)


07 May 08 - 01:03 PM (#2335008)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

The value of crud to studio potters like myself lies in its ability to stick to porcelain. Porcelain clays are notoriously difficult to work with when it comes to joining handles and other attachments to pots. I understand why this is so, but you probably don't. If you'd like a detailed explanation, send a PM to John Hardly. I don't want to be bothered with your idle curiosity.

Anyway, an effective porcelain joining slip can be made by pulverizing a mix of 50% dried porcelain clay and 50% dehydrated crud in a mortar and pestle and adding water to the resulting mix until it is of a creamy consistency. Just dip the ends of your handles in the stuff and slap 'em onto the pots. Guaranteed not to come off or develop joining cracks.

If you don't use the entire batch, just mix a packet of dehydrated French onion soup mix with what's left and it makes a great dip for potato chips.


07 May 08 - 01:16 PM (#2335021)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: PoppaGator

Crud exists to keep tub-reglazing specialists busy and profitable.

Our house is almost a century old (built in 1914), and the cast-iron porcelain-glazed clawfoot bathtub almost certainly dates back to 1914 as well. By the turn of the most-recent century, so much of the porcelain glazing had worn off that the inner surface of the tub had become porous and easily prone to staining. My wife eventually banned the use of all bath salts except plain-white epsom salts, because the other fancier hippy-trippy aromatherapeutic stuff was leaving a nasty-looking green residue that couldn't be scrubbed off.

Finally, quite recently, we had the tub reglazed. Now it's shiny and bright white, and much more easily cleaned. The only drawback is that it's much more slippery than before when used as a shower, but we're adjusting.

The deterioration of the tub's inner finish can only be blamed on crud ~ either because crud not quickly cleaned off has had a destructive effect over the years, or because the very act of scrubbing the crud away has gradually worn away the surface.

Actually, BOTH have probably contributed to the gradual destruction of the porcelain: occasionally leaving crud in place too long, and also the application of elbow grease to remove the crud, whether in a timely manner or after sitting for a whle. Can't win for losing...


07 May 08 - 01:19 PM (#2335023)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: fat B****rd

Crud is what it's like before it gets refind.
Good post Giok.


07 May 08 - 03:51 PM (#2335124)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: RangerSteve

Use it as a thickener in food when you run out of cornstarch.


07 May 08 - 06:15 PM (#2335240)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk

It's just as I suspected. Crud has so many good uses that it is probably more important than almost any other resource out there, other than fresh water and air.


07 May 08 - 06:26 PM (#2335248)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed.T

Form it. Heat it. You could make figurines that could be sold tomtourists, or in Dollar stores. Chinese crud would be more in demand for that, of course.

Come to metion in, was it not an ingrediant in "real" chinese food?


07 May 08 - 06:27 PM (#2335252)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk

LOL!~ (Spluttering on my keyboard here...)


07 May 08 - 06:31 PM (#2335255)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed

My cookie must be crud. I am now a guest again.


07 May 08 - 06:52 PM (#2335265)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: RangerSteve

crud is an anagram for curd, so why can't it be used for a new product - chesee? or sheece? Something like cheese, but different.

Come to think of it, maybe crud is an ingredient in crap like cheez-whiz.


07 May 08 - 07:01 PM (#2335275)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed.T

Any staticians out in Mudcat land who have done an estimate of the global annual production of crud?


07 May 08 - 08:14 PM (#2335330)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk

I figure that you could fill Yankee Stadium with it, no problem. If California ever gets hit with "the Big One" and falls into the Pacific Ocean, we could rebuild a complete replica of it out of crud, and sell people luxury housing erected on the sides of the majestic crudhills.


07 May 08 - 11:01 PM (#2335387)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Actually, Little Hawk, there are already several entire universes made of crud. The relatively small amount of crud in our own universe is merely seepage from those other universes into ours.

There are some who have theorized that this seepage is actually an attempt at communication on the part of the inhabitants of those crud universes. But there are others who say that if some other civilization is trying to communicate with us, and they're leaving their calling cards in our tubs and toilets, they must believe we communicate via our asses, so fuck 'em.


08 May 08 - 04:18 AM (#2335524)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie

Remember as you read this thread, with these erudite contributions, from the oh so sane members of the world wide Mudcat family.

Crud is thicker than water!

G.


08 May 08 - 04:30 AM (#2335532)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Gurney

Crud(n) is the perfect food for the insect popularly called the silverfish. It stops them eating your books.

Save up your crud and donate it to your library! They are sure to be grateful!


08 May 08 - 06:01 AM (#2335569)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed T

I caught a silver fish once, using crud for bait. It was a 10 pounder.


08 May 08 - 06:43 AM (#2335584)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu

I do not allow crud to form. I collect it before it becomes crud, that it, when it is still scum. Now, scum! Well, that's where the real money is.


08 May 08 - 10:52 AM (#2335752)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos

You are all so wrong, so deludedly wrong!

Crud is a bathtubs attempt to reproduce! The tub is just budding out and fulfilling it's biological imperative to reproduce! But oh no! The females in our lives figure they'll have to feed and care for another tub so they trick us all into scraping away or dissolving with horrible chemicals the tubs precious reproductive cells!

I say Choose Life! Choose Crud!


08 May 08 - 12:13 PM (#2335836)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk

Wow. That is just...cosmic.


08 May 08 - 12:56 PM (#2335868)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie

So crud is the life of your bain?

G


08 May 08 - 01:48 PM (#2335901)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Big Al Whittle

Get it to make a folkmusic album. Its very traditional. And I believe in cultural diversity.


08 May 08 - 02:02 PM (#2335915)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu

They reproduce? Would they be included in a new subphylum... Crudacea?


08 May 08 - 02:03 PM (#2335916)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie

Crud-U-Like


08 May 08 - 03:20 PM (#2335961)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: fat B****rd

Cruds'r'us?


08 May 08 - 03:42 PM (#2335975)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu

Incrudulous!


08 May 08 - 04:14 PM (#2335995)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed T

Crud is one thing, crap another:

NEIL YOUNG LYRICS
"Piece Of Crap"

Tried to save the trees
Bought a platsic bag
The bottom fell out
It was a piece of crap

Saw it on the tube
Bought it on the phone
Now you're home alone
It's a piece of crap

I tried to plug in it
I tried to turn it on
When I got it home
It was a piece of crap

Got it from a friend
On him you can depend
I found out in the end
It was a piece of crap

I'm trying to save the trees
I saw it on TV
They cut the forest down
To build a piece of crap

I went back to the store
They gave me four more
The guy told me at the door
It's a piece of crap


08 May 08 - 04:18 PM (#2336000)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk

Ah, yes...the local WalMart is where you go for that stuff.


08 May 08 - 05:07 PM (#2336046)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed

Microwavable Crud Cakes


08 May 08 - 07:11 PM (#2336110)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John Hardly

You can make after dinner mints by simply saving the little bits of toothpaste that remain in the bottom of the sink each time you brush your teeth. Just wait until they dry and pick them out. Serve them to your special, discerning guests.

You do brush, don't you?


08 May 08 - 07:15 PM (#2336113)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu

No. I am almost bald.


08 May 08 - 07:52 PM (#2336135)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John Hardly

almost bald, but thoroughly bold.


08 May 08 - 08:34 PM (#2336149)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Making after dinner mints from toothpaste residue is the silliest thing I've ever heard, John. You're supposed to leave the residue in place, fill the sink with water, and wash your underwear in it.


08 May 08 - 08:55 PM (#2336155)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John Hardly

excellent idea. I thought I noted the fresh smell of mint as you exited my house.


08 May 08 - 09:08 PM (#2336164)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Gurney

Poor John Hardly, his basin gets dry.


Is there anything more lonely than a dry basin, or a dry bathmat?


There's a song in there, somewhere.

Peter Skellern: 'He said, "Never dampen my bathmet again"...'


08 May 08 - 09:22 PM (#2336182)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Don Firth

Bloody brilliant, Giok!!

Bilingual pun. Takes a second.

Don Firth


09 May 08 - 06:51 AM (#2336399)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Liz the Squeak

Besides, everyone knows that toothpaste is a substitute for spackle (polyfilla to my homeland)... great for filling in those holes where you tacked up pictures, especially in rented accomodation where you want your deposit back but don't want to do any work!

LTS


09 May 08 - 07:11 AM (#2336407)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie

I made a deposit this morning, and I don't want it back thanks.

G


09 May 08 - 01:29 PM (#2336654)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Chief Chaos

"Donated to the national trust" Giok?


09 May 08 - 02:52 PM (#2336704)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie

Just seeing an old friend off to the coast CC.

G


09 May 08 - 03:04 PM (#2336712)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu

You know who is gonna you know what, G.


09 May 08 - 03:46 PM (#2336728)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed.T

Can you make urinal mints out of this stuff?

Did Soddam shoot crud missiles at Israel? Must take alot of crud to build one of those? Missiles of mass crudruction?


09 May 08 - 04:06 PM (#2336746)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie

Nah, you're confusing them with scrud missiles.


09 May 08 - 04:12 PM (#2336753)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed T

The newer version: GSCRUD Missiles
The earlier version were somewhat cruddy.
They were fueled by crude oil.


09 May 08 - 04:20 PM (#2336756)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie

I prefer my oil refined


09 May 08 - 04:31 PM (#2336759)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,There is even a crud drink

ASPEN CRUD
• 4 oz. milk
• 3 oz. bourbon
• 3 large scoops vanilla ice cream
Whipped cream

Mixing instructions:
Blend all ingredients, except whipped cream, until thick and creamy (consistency of a thick milk shake). Serve in a chilled Hurricane glass. Top with whipped cream.
(Source thats the spirit)


09 May 08 - 04:46 PM (#2336764)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John Hardly

When did crud replace gunk? What's the matter with kids today?


09 May 08 - 04:50 PM (#2336767)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie

Gunk is available world wide.


G


09 May 08 - 07:48 PM (#2336882)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John Hardly

I once saw the influencial Tom Hanks use gunk. Maybe it was Brylcreem.

nevermind.


09 May 08 - 09:06 PM (#2336912)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John Hardly

there are no sinks below the basin dixon line.


09 May 08 - 10:59 PM (#2336944)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk

And no soap either according to Andy Kaufmann...


10 May 08 - 12:04 PM (#2337174)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu

Andy... now, there is a man who KNOWS crud.


10 May 08 - 02:30 PM (#2337251)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed.T

Andy (s) crud them all.
He may even be remotely post'in here today.


10 May 08 - 02:48 PM (#2337255)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu

That's pretty remote.


10 May 08 - 03:44 PM (#2337281)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Ed T

Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It allows you to get stuck in more remote places.Garrison Keillor


10 May 08 - 03:49 PM (#2337283)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Edt T

"happiness is like p*ssing yourself, everyone can see the effect but only you can feel the warmth" - Francesca Thomas


10 May 08 - 06:26 PM (#2337340)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos

*Groan*

"Happiness, is a warm crud!"


10 May 08 - 06:34 PM (#2337345)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Edt T

Refried crud, maybe.


10 May 08 - 08:03 PM (#2337374)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos

That's Incrudible!


11 May 08 - 01:15 PM (#2337730)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk

Only a very crudulous person would believe it.


11 May 08 - 01:17 PM (#2337733)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie

That has ruined your street crud, LH.

G


11 May 08 - 01:57 PM (#2337745)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu

No way, man....

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Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu - PM
Date: 08 May 08 - 03:42 PM

Incrudulous!
*******************************************************************

I rest LH's case.


11 May 08 - 04:25 PM (#2337828)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos

Go ahead Giok, you can say it:

Aw Crud!


11 May 08 - 04:37 PM (#2337838)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu

Er, ah, I rest on LH's case.

Not that... nevermind.


11 May 08 - 04:39 PM (#2337840)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Edt T

What is the street value of a gram of Jamacian triple filtered, 12 oak barrel aged gold XVSO crud?


11 May 08 - 04:43 PM (#2337843)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu

I dunno. Fire up the bong and give us a hit and we'll talk... maybe, if we can.


11 May 08 - 04:45 PM (#2337846)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk

My case will be coming up on the 30th, gnu... ;-)


11 May 08 - 04:54 PM (#2337855)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu

I hope you have a good liar, LH. I could... well, Dale and Johnny and... PM me if ya need... anything eh?


11 May 08 - 07:25 PM (#2337964)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk

I was hoping to get Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys to appear as a witness on my behalf...


11 May 08 - 07:32 PM (#2337970)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: gnu

Wel, if ya need a liar to get him out long enough to appear....


12 May 08 - 02:14 AM (#2338108)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Gurney

Your case is coming up, LH? When did you eat it?


12 May 08 - 08:12 AM (#2338256)
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From: Mr Red

crud is useful for pontificating. Witness - Sturgeon's Rule:

nine tenths of everything is crud


12 May 08 - 08:31 AM (#2338273)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: Little Hawk

And the tenth tenth doesn't matter!


12 May 08 - 07:28 PM (#2338810)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos

"nine tenths of everything is crud"

"And the tenth tenth doesn't matter!"

9 out of ten dentists agree!

wait a minute...


13 May 08 - 04:53 AM (#2339048)
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From: Mr Red

gravity with cavity?


13 May 08 - 07:36 AM (#2339121)
Subject: RE: BS: Crud - What's it good for?
From: John MacKenzie

What gravity, he hasn't a carie in the world.

Fangs very much.


G