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BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley

07 May 08 - 10:39 PM (#2335368)
Subject: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: Little Hawk

This oughta be good for a few thousand posts...


07 May 08 - 10:48 PM (#2335372)
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: TRUBRIT

OK - you got me -- who IS Harry Lee Wigley?????


07 May 08 - 10:53 PM (#2335377)
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: Little Hawk

Well, his name has come up many times in the past on Mudcat, but not lately. It was back a few years ago that I used to hear about Harry Lee Wigley quite a bit, and he was always spoken of in a particularly reverent manner by Mudcatters, so as to suggest somone of tremendous, possibly cosmic, importance.

The whole thing is rather mysterious. I'm hoping that some of the oldtimers here can shed some light on it.


07 May 08 - 10:54 PM (#2335378)
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: TRUBRIT

I could google it == but it takes all the fun out.....


07 May 08 - 10:54 PM (#2335379)
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: JohnInKansas

See MOABS.

Extensively discussed.

Ignore the lunatic. They'll take him back to the asylum when he gets hungry, and will give him some nice meds to make him feel much better.

John


07 May 08 - 10:57 PM (#2335382)
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: Little Hawk

That is NO way to talk about Harry Lee Wigley! You should be ashamed of yourself.


07 May 08 - 11:03 PM (#2335388)
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko

He is the guy who built the stadium where the Cubs play.


08 May 08 - 03:35 AM (#2335499)
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: JohnInKansas

Who's talkin' 'bout Harry?

John


08 May 08 - 08:58 AM (#2335661)
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: Little Hawk

I wonder that CNN has paid so little attention to Harry Lee Wigley lately. Who do they think they're fooling?


08 May 08 - 10:37 AM (#2335742)
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: pdq

Wasn't he the founder of Pigley Wigley's?


08 May 08 - 12:23 PM (#2335842)
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: Amos

There is only one reference to him outside the Mudcat, from a genealogy list of the Chatham family:

"Harry Lee Wigley b: August 27, 1930 in Carroll County, Mississippi d: June 30, 1976 in Greenwood, Mississippi "

It is known only to Little Hawk, hitherto, but the fact of the matter, and the reason he is revered by Mudcatters, is that Harry was the unknown source of the rare seed that started our own King Khandu's present incarnation growing. This is a bit of a family skeleton, as Khandu's mother never informed her husband of the matter and made it a point to seduce her husband multiple times immediately following the unique nocturnal visit by Harry L. W. in order to ensure there was no suspicion.

A


08 May 08 - 12:26 PM (#2335845)
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: Little Hawk

Ah! Well, there you have it.

And what is King Khandu up to these days?


08 May 08 - 04:17 PM (#2335998)
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: catspaw49

He's up to a little over six foot actually as that is generally as high as anyone can stack runny horseshit. Occasionally you see higher piles but that's about the average. Much like those of you on this thread!

Spaw


08 May 08 - 04:20 PM (#2336003)
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: Little Hawk

I hope you remembered to say your three Hail Harrys after that.


09 May 08 - 09:48 AM (#2336506)
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: Little Hawk

"Hail, Harry, full of..."


09 May 08 - 12:07 PM (#2336606)
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Harry Lee Wigley is the person after whom the high school football stadium in Pelahatchie, Mississippi is named. It is so named because he was also the founder of said stadium's most notable event, the annual Pelahatchie Goat Fuck Rope in which the virginal Queen of the Pelahatchie May Parade (which is ironic since the Goat Fuck Rope is held in August) is ceremonially deflowered by the biggest, randiest billy goat within a three-county radius. Sadly, the event hasn't been held since 1966 since that was the last time a virgin of legal age was spotted within the Pelahatchie town limits.


09 May 08 - 11:09 PM (#2336947)
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: Little Hawk

Sounds a lot like Blind River, Ontario...


10 May 08 - 07:40 PM (#2337369)
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: khandu

"Harry Lee Wigley" says all there is to say about Harry Lee Wigley.
The Name says it all!

Speak, oh you mere humans, in hushed tones when you utter the Name. Yea, believe me, Harry Lee Wigley hears!



The one of whom the Kansas fellow refers,
Kk


11 May 08 - 01:17 PM (#2337734)
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views on Harry Lee Wigley
From: Little Hawk

You are so right, Khandu.