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23 May 08 - 05:57 PM (#2347856) Subject: Lyr Add: Got Iconoclast ? From: Tor Hershman Parody lyrics to the tune of George Harrison's "Awaiting On You All" a.k.a. "Chanting The Name Of The Lord" "Chanting The Name Of The Turd" a.k.a. "Chanting The Name Of Old Tor" You may have a smooth grin Your lies come out deadpan great communicator, mental masturbator spent a decade vegetatin' If you open up your heart blood will gush right out your emotions are in your brain not in replaceable chest spout By chantin' the name of old Tor and you will see it's worthless as chanting the name of any ole deity when earthquakes or giant storms come from the sea its as helpful as if you spent your whole life chantin' Gumby You need to cut a fart all life needs to make gas if you're an instigator or alligator you're gonna get recycled If you open up your heart blood will gush right out charge gnomes in you chest rent `cause they'll never help you out By chantin' the name of old Tor and you will see it's worthless as chanting the name of any ole deity `god speed` or Lennon songs in space shuttles ain't worth a pee when they go boom you're toast regardless of your theology You do need some shelter reporters love helter skelter Invest in Mardi Gras beads, not flood wall needs, and churches go a floatin' If you open up your heart there'll be a blood stream don't let the creeps con you with their minds so freakin' mean George sang, "Pope owns 51% of General Motors." Harrison was pissed, he only owned 49% of GM stores. Chant Jehovah, Krishna, Allah, Satan or Tor They're equally worthless to help you, that's for sure |
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23 May 08 - 06:04 PM (#2347858) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Got Iconoclast ? From: GUEST,Ed What the fuck are you trying to say? |